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seriously gentlemen...if you want to get laid...this is how...

 

Chivalry is dead. Do you get that? It’s fucking dead. Like it does not exist in our generation. Its definition on urbandictionary.com is an “Asian sexually transmitted disease”. People the age of 17-28 can’t even pronounce chivalry correctly…they get stuck on the second syllable…

 

“Shhe-viiiii…aw fuck it, I’m going to tell her to eat a dick and then she’ll totally want to bone.”

 

Side note: This is the real urbandictionary definition….” An idea…

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Added by natalie paige on May 13, 2011 at 9:45am — 2 Comments

Do I want to be crazy...or a whore?

It has come to my attention that crazy girls never win in the boy department. We don’t and it seriously sucks. Yeah, we’ll be ridiculously successful and potentially become famous, but some days it really sucks.



Like when you’re on the bus and you “accidently” overhear someone stupid asian chick start talking about her boyfriend right after saying such a profound statement, and I quote, “I ate so much gummy…

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Added by natalie paige on April 22, 2011 at 8:04am — 4 Comments

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