Added by natalie paige on September 23, 2011 at 5:43am — No Comments
Penises have always, always confused me. And when I say confuse, I kind of really mean that I have always been jealous of any person with a penis. You people with your penises; you live a charmed life.
But alas, no matter how long I chased after this “fairy tale” life. I was never able to capture this wanting. No, this need, to pee standing up.
It happened when I was seven. I accidently walked in on my brother in the bathroom, and there he was. Peeing and…Continue
No seriously, do I?! Because I got asked to give some dude a blow job while walking through central park…in broad fucking daylight.
My favorite part of this whole situation was I had just come from an interview… I was in a fucking pencil skirt, for Christ’s sake!
His asking price, you ask? Ninety-one dollars.
….you couldn’t scrounge up nine more dollars to make it an even hundred, eh big spender?
And lets not forget that I this…Continue