Sir Lance a Little
Butch Cassowary and the Fundance kidt
General George Patronize
Tarzan of the grapes
I will start with the first soundtrack, guess which movie it is from and then post your soundtrack. Try to guess without Google.. If after 8 hours no one guesses, anyone can post a new track
I will make the first one a little hard (I think). It was in an old Fred Astaire ,Rita Hayworth movie...that's not the movie I am looking for, it was also used in a…Continue
During recess, or whatever the hell they call it at the institution, but you know, where they all kind of wander the yard they must say things to each other.
I will start with the first comment, every comment after is in response to the one before it .
Name a superhero with low level powers
Tell us their name and what their lame ass power is.
The Alibino: When you are in a jam he can provide a white lie to cover your ass
Ortman: Collects table scraps and reshapes into gourmet like meals for the…Continue
Whenever I was in a situation where someone was explaining something badly and not getting their point across and someone next to me asked "Do you have any idea what he's talking about?" I would say "Yes,...it's kind of like....Where the rock lieth, so is the way of the arrow".
They would usually stare for a moment with it rolling around in their head until finally saying "What does' that mean??" and I would…Continue
Make a pun from the following word/words.
Manta Berlin skit
splendid swagger nipponese
mango piccolo celebrate
anaconda independent wombat
"A friend of yer's is a friend ermine." -FroDoh!
"I went on ebony.com to see if I could meet a skinny woman" -Gerhardguffaw
"Keel...Mexican word for murder". -Buttermilk
"I tried to have annul with my girlfriend but she put up an embargo" -Mervin97
"Nit Wit: Someone who makes clever jokes about lice"…Continue
Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 11:58am — No Comments
Make a pun from the following words:
repugnant lever embargo
coital nit proliferate
ermine annul …Continue
In which you were asked to make a pun from the following words
Youcan buy the Pope's new book online…Continue
Added by Iverneil on December 11, 2012 at 10:30am — No Comments
A Star Is Aborted - Slant
My Wild Jewish Nose - Buttermilk
You Shook Me All Night Long But What I Really Needed Was My Stomach Pumped - Ian Renga
Sgt Peppers lonely artichoke heart club band -Mervin97…Continue
Added by Iverneil on November 29, 2012 at 12:42pm — No Comments
Same idea, make a pun from the following words:
Yes, I took too long with this and I know I suck. There were soo many great puns here it was very difficult, I really did try twice before and gave up. Since there were so many words to make a pun from I tried to find the funniest and first to use each different word provided.
Honorable mention:(in no specific order)
I accidentaly shot a drake today…Continue
Write funny dialogue that would sound typical in the following
(or add one)
Espionage: "I told you to never ever call me at this number!!"... "It was an emergency!!! they're on to us!!"
Name a song that never made it because the title sucked.
Time aint on my side
I heard it through the carbine
You're not too nice tonight
Who needs your love you fucking creep
Santa's smoking crack this year.
You were always up my ass.
Use one of the words below in a pun.
Spine grouper savage
incensed melody jugular
Mallard charter hermaphrodite
alfredo bomber translucent
leper angst pearly
chipolte omelette menstrual
Ex: While god was staring down on the jellyfish he was creating,, the jellyfish looked up…Continue