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What do you see??

It's time to see what kind of individuals we are dealing with here. Pick one (A,B,C) What do YOU see?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Added by Iverneil on November 6, 2013 at 8:30am — 16 Comments

Vignette Cap

Added by Iverneil on October 17, 2013 at 11:04am — 18 Comments

Lesser Known He-men/tough guys

Sir Lance a Little

Herculeast

Clint Leastwood

Count Drankalot

Humpme Bonehard

Butch Cassowary and the Fundance kidt

General George Patronize

Tarzan of the grapes

Added by Iverneil on October 5, 2013 at 11:30am — 34 Comments

What movie was that music from?

I will start with the first soundtrack, guess which movie it is from and then post your soundtrack. Try to guess without Google.. If after 8 hours no one guesses, anyone can post a new track

I will make the first one a little hard (I think). It was in an old Fred Astaire ,Rita Hayworth movie...that's not the movie I am looking for, it was also used in a…

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Added by Iverneil on August 24, 2013 at 10:30am — 13 Comments

Overheard at the Asylum

During recess, or whatever the hell they call it at the institution, but you know, where they all kind of wander the yard they must say things to each other.

I will start with the first comment, every comment after is in response to the one before it .

Added by Iverneil on July 18, 2013 at 11:45am — 18 Comments

Not that super Superheroes

Name a superhero with low level powers

Tell us their name and what their lame ass power is.

The Alibino: When you are in a jam he can provide a white lie to cover your ass

Ortman: Collects table scraps and reshapes into gourmet like meals for the…

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Added by Iverneil on May 22, 2013 at 12:00pm — 28 Comments

Words of Wisdumb

  Whenever I was in a situation where someone was explaining something badly and not getting their point across and someone next to me asked "Do you have any idea what he's talking about?" I would say "Yes,...it's kind of like....Where the rock lieth, so is the way of the arrow".

They would usually stare for a moment with it rolling around in their head until finally saying "What does' that mean??" and I would…

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Added by Iverneil on March 1, 2013 at 12:30pm — 13 Comments

Punography

  Make a pun from the following word/words.

                       

Manta                          Berlin                           skit

splendid                       swagger                        nipponese

mango                         piccolo                          celebrate

anaconda                     independent                   wombat

 

Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 12:06pm — 19 Comments

Pun again results

Honorable mention:

"A friend of yer's is a friend ermine." -FroDoh!

"I went on ebony.com to see if I could meet a skinny woman" -Gerhardguffaw

"Keel...Mexican word for murder". -Buttermilk

"I tried to have annul with my girlfriend but she put up an embargo" -Mervin97

 

Bronze

"Nit Wit: Someone who makes clever jokes about lice"…

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Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 11:58am — No Comments

Pun again

Make a pun from the following words:

repugnant                      lever                               embargo

coital                             nit                                   proliferate

ermine                          annul                              …

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Added by Iverneil on December 11, 2012 at 10:55am — 77 Comments

More Punnier results

In which you were asked to make a pun from the following words

Alabaster                       

Remora                        

deliberated

courdoury

impending

schnitzel

pedestrian

malfunction

mesmerized

Papal

Horace

Honorabe mention:

Youcan buy the Pope's new book online…

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Added by Iverneil on December 11, 2012 at 10:30am — No Comments

One hit loser results

Honorable mentions

A Star Is Aborted - Slant

My Wild Jewish Nose - Buttermilk

You Shook Me All Night Long But What I Really Needed Was My Stomach Pumped - Ian Renga

Sgt Peppers lonely artichoke heart club band -Mervin97…

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Added by Iverneil on November 29, 2012 at 12:42pm — No Comments

More Punnier

  Same idea, make a pun from the following words:

 

Alabaster                        

Remora                         

deliberated

courdoury

impending

schnitzel

pedestrian

malfunction

mesmerized

Papal

Horace

Added by Iverneil on November 28, 2012 at 9:59am — 50 Comments

Very Punny Results

Yes, I took too long with this and I know I suck. There were soo many great puns here it was very difficult, I really did try twice before and gave up. Since there were so many words to make a pun from I tried to find the funniest and first to use each different word provided.

Honorable mention:(in no specific order)

I accidentaly shot a drake today…

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Added by Iverneil on November 24, 2012 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

Typical Dialogue

Write funny dialogue that would sound typical in the following

(or add one)

movie types:

 

Espionage: "I told you to never ever call me at this number!!"... "It was an emergency!!! they're on to us!!"

Western

Teen Horror

Sci-Fi

Romance

Action

War

Children's

Fantasy

 

 

Added by Iverneil on November 23, 2012 at 12:30pm — 12 Comments

One hit losers

Name a song that never made it because the title sucked.

Time aint on my side

I heard it through the carbine

You're not too nice tonight

Who needs your love you fucking creep

Santa's smoking crack this year.

You were always up my ass.

 

 

 

 

 

Added by Iverneil on November 21, 2012 at 8:08am — 60 Comments

Very Punny

Use one of the words below in a pun.

Spine               grouper          savage

incensed          melody           jugular

Mallard            charter           hermaphrodite

alfredo             bomber          translucent

leper               angst               pearly

chipolte           omelette         menstrual

 

Ex: While god was staring down on the jellyfish he was creating,, the jellyfish looked up…

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Added by Iverneil on October 22, 2012 at 5:59pm — 69 Comments

Anti caption, caption contest results

Best caption that has the absolute least to do with this picture……

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Added by Iverneil on September 23, 2012 at 2:30pm — 2 Comments

Anti caption, caption contest

Best caption that has the absolute least to do with this picture…

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Added by Iverneil on September 15, 2012 at 11:00am — 60 Comments

What's your tribal name or tribe?

The Slappahoe's

Sosueme tribe

Running beaver

Burnt toast

Added by Iverneil on July 22, 2012 at 4:33pm — 36 Comments

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