The WNBA - pondering their existence for 13+ years
Who wants to see a group of homely women running around shooting lay-ups and jump shots? Am I supposed to be amazed that a woman who's 7'1" can dunk a ball with two hands? I don't know a single person who watches or follows the WNBA, the arenas are always less than half full, so how, especially in a recession, can… Continue
Added by J.B. on August 30, 2010 at 7:00am —
To create a group, go to the Groups tab and click the link at the topright of the page to "Add a group." Next, fill in information about your group.
Give your group a name and be sure to upload a group imagethat's roughly square in size. Fill out a description for your… Continue
Added by GOZER on August 29, 2010 at 7:30pm —
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I'm the Comedy Whirled Slut!!!
I feel all sticky....… Continue
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I can see clearly now!
Added by Codename: Spydergirl on August 29, 2010 at 7:10am —
Has anyone noticed Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache? Has he joined the Nazi ranks? Maybe he changed the toner on his copier and then raised his hand to ponder something.… Continue
Added by chuckkling on August 28, 2010 at 5:30pm —
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HERE'S HOW TO GET AROUND THAT PESKY 'incorrect Password' loop:
First, log out of any other networks first. Including any other comedy site networks.
THEN TRY LOGGING IN. If that doesn't work, try the following:Just click: "Forgot Your Password" and then follow the instructions.… Continue
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Rabble-rouser: a leader or speaker who stirs up the passions of the masses
Rubble-rouser: stirring up the passions of Betty Rubble
Added by Bubba Licious on August 27, 2010 at 8:13am —
The keys to a successful collaboration in any medium are a willingness to check your ego at the door and become the loyal servant of the story or painting or motion picture shot. It is easy to be right all the time. To be one's own constructive devil's advocate is the real trick. What separates art from junk is the ability to gather enough patience in order to stay as true to the original vision as possible. It's easy to do something half-way. There's a great line from Thomas Dolby regarding… Continue
Added by GOZER on August 27, 2010 at 1:00am —
Any Basketball Team Sent To Iran Would Be Quickly Crushed Tehran, Iran (CHN)
-- Iran's National Basketball Team is so powerful today that no country would dare challenge it, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Sunday
during an annual athletic parade.
"Iran's basketball defenses are
so mighty that no enemy should even have a thought of… Continue
Added by CHN on August 26, 2010 at 9:07pm —
Whenever I get a Capri Sun, my first attempt at straw insertion is always with a quick, hard, almost vengeful stabbing motion. I successfully hit my 1/8th inch target about 70% of the time. I think Capri Sun is subliminally training children to become extremely precise assassins.…
Added by J.B. on August 26, 2010 at 7:50pm —
The first 15 months of my son’s life has brought more joy to me than I could have ever imagined, but last night brought an equal amount of fear to me in one potent dose. It was a little after 2AM, and I was sleeping so heavily that the “big one” could have struck, and I would have still been asleep in the rubble, but something worse than earth movement roused me.
I heard the shout of Satan, pierce through my ears as if someone had inserted two 1/4" drill bits into my ears and pulled… Continue
Added by Krass on August 26, 2010 at 5:18pm —
Radio Host Is Super Apologetic
Santa Barbara, CA (CHN)
- The media storm began on August 10th when nationally syndicated radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger took a call from a Black American woman.
The caller was upset with how she was being treated by her White husband's friends and… Continue
Added by CHN on August 25, 2010 at 9:00pm —
Decision To Spend More Time With Family Not A Surprise To Insiders/Pollsters
Washington D.C. (CHN) - America awoke this morning to some unexpected news as Barack Obama… Continue
Added by CHN on August 25, 2010 at 9:00pm —
Thanks for joining the Comedy Whirled family. We're not trying to reinvent the wheel or anything, just how it handles on the open road. Please bear with us during these infant stages of the website. Our ultimate goal is to make this place the funniest, most user friendly online community... in the world.
Added by Slant on August 25, 2010 at 6:00pm —
Okay we didn't dig all the bright white over there so here we are.
What's a Mogwai to do? Make it a little easier on the eyes. We are currently populating the site with temporary content in order to… Continue
Added by GOZER on August 25, 2010 at 5:30am —
OKAY ERIN, EVEN WHEN THE MARKET TANKS YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE YOU BRUNETTE BURNETT
Added by GOZER on August 24, 2010 at 6:30pm —
The results you seek are below...BEHOLD!!
Weekend Edition 11-17-2012…
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NEWS OF THE WEEK DECEMBER 1969…
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