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SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST...





RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MATIES... SHE BE BLOND.

HAVE FUN FOLKS, AND DONT FORGET CHUCKLINGS E.C.B. CONTEST WILL BE BACK TOMORROW.

MAYBE SHES ON HER WAY TO HIDE HER BOUNTIFUL…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 22, 2010 at 8:13pm — 33 Comments

I'm looking for some Cover art.

Here is the dealeo kids and Carnies....

I am now in the market for some original cover art for our album-COLFAX UNDERGROUND's 6 Feet Down.

What we are looking for...

Big blue train on fire, balls out, black back,Accepting all applicants at this time.

Will Pay- $200.00 If we select your painting or original work. We will give a by line for cover art on the bottom back of the insert as Cover Art By: Your name here. We will be pressing only 200 hard copies for Festival… Continue

Added by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on September 22, 2010 at 7:23pm — 3 Comments

Thank you for tuning in to KRAP

You are listening to KRAP, your home for crappical music. I am your host, Harry Wrektuhm, and we are very lucky today to have in our studio Johann von Poopski, the esteemed and illustrious composer who has brought us such gems as "The Brandenturd Concerto" and "In the Stall of the Mountain King.".



Harry: Herr Poopski, welcome to the show.



Poopski: Thank you, Harry, and you can call me Johnny.



Harry: I'm honored, Herr...um, I mean Johnny. Would you like to tell the… Continue

Added by Bubba Licious on September 21, 2010 at 5:20pm — 7 Comments

Kitty Kat



My cats are cute as hell. I don't have any children so I enjoy taking photos of my cats: Arlo, Jame Gumb and Joey Jo-Jo. 3's my limit. I refuse to be a freaky cat lady.

I hope that you like them too.

"The…

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Added by jessicaligula on September 21, 2010 at 8:15am — 8 Comments

Sabre419's Steam Vent: Confessions of a 3rd Shift Security Guard

So, for those who don't know me, and those who haven't heard from me in a while, let me introduce myself: I'm a security guard for a mediocre office complex, who works a fragrant mix of 2nd and 3rd shift shifts, tonight being the latter.



For those of you who have never had the pleasure of being "synthetic bacon" as I often call myself, let me clarify: It is not rocket surgery. If you can walk and tell time, you can do the job, especially with a flashlight (which I had to buy for… Continue

Added by sabre419 on September 20, 2010 at 9:53pm — 6 Comments

CONGRATULATIONS TO FRITZIE, a.k.a. SPYDER GIRL... WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER OF A STEAM LOCOMOTIVES TRANSMISSION KEY. ALL STEAM ENGINES HAD FORWARD, REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL. THE ENGINEER WOULD INSERT THE K…

CONGRATULATIONS TO FRITZIE, a.k.a. SPYDER GIRL... WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER OF A STEAM LOCOMOTIVES TRANSMISSION KEY. ALL STEAM ENGINES HAD FORWARD, REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL. THE ENGINEER WOULD INSERT THE KEY AND TURN IT RIGHT FOR FORWARD, LEFT FOR REVERSE, AND NEUTRAL WAS STRAIGHT UP. WHEN THE ENGINE WAS BEING USED THERE WERE TIMES THE TRAIN HAD TO STOP AT STATIONS, AND STOCK YARDS. SOMETIMES THE ENGINEER HAD TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS AWAY FROM THE TRAIN AND HE COULD LOCK IT NEUTRAL SO… Continue

Added by PHUKUHP on September 20, 2010 at 2:40pm — 20 Comments

Clay's Family Feud 9/20

I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend and survived another Monday. My selections for the last Feud are below, followed by the newest survey- I wanted to include a pic of Mick and the baby- She's ready to pop as you can see. I also wanted…
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Added by Clay on September 20, 2010 at 2:30pm — 18 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST... weekend results.

MY THANKS TO NAUGHTIUS MAXIMUS FOR JUDGING THE FIRST SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST.... REMEMBER TODAYS WINNER HAS THE OPTION TO JUDGE TUESDAY'S CONTEST OR PICK A SUBSTITUTE. THANK YOU ALL WHO LEFT CAPTIONS...



I am honored to be PHUKUHP's inaugural

- one of, I'm sure, will be many. (All good efforts: if you took the time to submit something, you're worthy of praise.).…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 20, 2010 at 2:11pm — 1 Comment

I done comed back for more.

Yeah.... That nerdy looking, "Bodies" singin, over blogging shmuck y'all knew from FOD has come to Comedy Whirled... And I'm lovin the site... And all the FOD folks who tolerated my hyperactive arse back in that rotting cesspool, that also came on over.

(If any newbies care to see what I once was.... And may be again some day... If I actually, you know, post stuff here a bunch.... Glance briefly here…

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Added by sabre419 on September 20, 2010 at 6:58am — 2 Comments

Where the heck is Keibar San Diego?

UPDATE (September 19, 2010): I finally got a hold of this cat tonight. Apparently, he's BUSY, BUSY, BUSY . . . did I mention that he's busy. He sends his heartfelt thanks to eveyrone who posted on this blog. He'll find time to say HI to all of you real soon!!!


I am sure that you remember this profile pic:…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on September 19, 2010 at 10:00am — 21 Comments

Resultcon-con

Hello all, it's results time! You know what that means....no.... I'm asking..what does it mean? Sorry, I was channeling Benny Hill, Anyway, I would like to extend thanks to Slant for all his help and sage advice, to Slant, Gozer and Ian for running an awesome site. Special thanks to FOD for unknowingly giving birth to a child that will soon surpass its parent. Also, I would like to thank God for giving me the gift of…

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Added by chuckkling on September 18, 2010 at 10:38pm — 1 Comment

Repost: What is illegal in Texas?

I've been pondering a while on what to write here . . . I've seen a lot of people transitioned their blogging from F.O.D. ~ which is great. Now there's only one place to go, Comedy Swirled.

Wait . . . it's Comedy Whirled! ~ see, Phukuhp is phuking me up. But thanks to him, I can actually say the word "whirled" with a southern accent. Lizardlady can vouch for…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on September 18, 2010 at 10:15pm — 2 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST...



FOR HEAVENS SAKE GAL, THERE'S A RAZOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. SHADES OF THE SIXTIES.

WELCOME TO THE FIRST POSTING OF THE SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST.

HERE ARE THE FEW RULES WE WILL BE…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 18, 2010 at 7:23am — 30 Comments

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Since there were no votes I will use my own decisioning powers of mental decision making to determine a winner for happy sarchastic joy type persons to keep sparks away from eyes and flame clothings.

... AND, humph, excuse me, and ... the winner is ....

wait for it.

a bit longer.

yes, that's it.

almost…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:09pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

This will be a familiar image to some of you, an all time friggin classic to others. (with props to JBnthe217 for making it such) It had a monocolor background with an easily isolateable subject, so I could not resist bringing it here. Ok I'm not gonna be a snob about it, so the reference to my referencing is here:…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:00pm — 5 Comments

Caption Whirled - Weekend Edition Results (09-10)

Below are the results from last weekend's contest, as judged by LL Bein





Is this thing just getting Bigger & Better every week or what? That was a tremendous turnout for a caption contest still in it's infancy. It's almost like some of you had done it before... I even heard someone scream "Oh Baby". I'm not convinced all of you are virgins any… Continue

Added by Caption Whirled on September 17, 2010 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Clay's Family Feud

Hello All,

Love the new place, a heartfelt thanks to Ian, Gozer and WSS for putting their heads together for something awesome that didn't result in the formation of a circle and someone eating a cookie.

New Feud For Thought-

1)Something you wear that get's you laid
2)The best boat name ever
3)A place where the buffalo roam
4)What you do when nobody is looking
5)If you were an alcoholic drink, what would you be and why

Added by Clay on September 17, 2010 at 7:16am — 16 Comments

Found this at the grocery store...

...things must be taking off.



Added by chuckkling on September 17, 2010 at 12:04am — 1 Comment

WHAT IS IT #4

CONGRATULATIONS TO BUBBA LICIOUS FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER... A MOISTER METER TO DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF WATER IN A LOG. THERE ARE STANDARDS THAT TELL US THAT BUYERS DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR EXCESS WATER WEIGHT. THE METER ALLOWED THEM TO TEST A LOGS MOISTER CONTENT SO THE BUYER WOULD PAY THE PROPER PRICES.

TODAYS THINGIES ARE TWO KEYS THAT DID THE SAME THING. BOTH ARE MADE OF BRASS…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 9:42pm — 37 Comments

WHAT IS IT #3

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAG WITH THE FIRST AND ONLY CORRECT GUESS... A DOOR LOCK.

MORE COMMONLY CALLED THE DOOR BRACE. WAS USED IN HOMES AND ESPECIALLY WHILE TRAVELING AS EXTRA PROTECTION. SOME GREAT FUNNY GUESSES YESTERDAY ALSO.

TODAY'S THINGY WAS USED IN THE 1930'S AND 1940'S. THEY ARE STILL IN USE TODAY BUT, OF COURSE, ARE MORE SOPHISTICATED. THE BOX IS 9 INCHES LONG BY 4 1/2 INCHES WIDE. ABOUT THREE INCHES DEEP. THE PROBE IS 5 INCHES LONG AND…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 12:33am — 26 Comments

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