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Where the heck is Keibar San Diego?

UPDATE (September 19, 2010): I finally got a hold of this cat tonight. Apparently, he's BUSY, BUSY, BUSY . . . did I mention that he's busy. He sends his heartfelt thanks to eveyrone who posted on this blog. He'll find time to say HI to all of you real soon!!!


I am sure that you remember this profile pic:…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on September 19, 2010 at 10:00am — 21 Comments

Resultcon-con

Hello all, it's results time! You know what that means....no.... I'm asking..what does it mean? Sorry, I was channeling Benny Hill, Anyway, I would like to extend thanks to Slant for all his help and sage advice, to Slant, Gozer and Ian for running an awesome site. Special thanks to FOD for unknowingly giving birth to a child that will soon surpass its parent. Also, I would like to thank God for giving me the gift of…

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Added by chuckkling on September 18, 2010 at 10:38pm — 1 Comment

Repost: What is illegal in Texas?

I've been pondering a while on what to write here . . . I've seen a lot of people transitioned their blogging from F.O.D. ~ which is great. Now there's only one place to go, Comedy Swirled.

Wait . . . it's Comedy Whirled! ~ see, Phukuhp is phuking me up. But thanks to him, I can actually say the word "whirled" with a southern accent. Lizardlady can vouch for…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on September 18, 2010 at 10:15pm — 2 Comments

SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST...



FOR HEAVENS SAKE GAL, THERE'S A RAZOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. SHADES OF THE SIXTIES.

WELCOME TO THE FIRST POSTING OF THE SOUTHERN COMFORT CAPTION CONTEST.

HERE ARE THE FEW RULES WE WILL BE…

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Added by PHUKUHP on September 18, 2010 at 7:23am — 30 Comments

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Photoshop This Contest 1.5: The Resultening!

Since there were no votes I will use my own decisioning powers of mental decision making to determine a winner for happy sarchastic joy type persons to keep sparks away from eyes and flame clothings.

... AND, humph, excuse me, and ... the winner is ....

wait for it.

a bit longer.

yes, that's it.

almost…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:09pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

Photoshop this Contest #2: What I Do For An Encore.

This will be a familiar image to some of you, an all time friggin classic to others. (with props to JBnthe217 for making it such) It had a monocolor background with an easily isolateable subject, so I could not resist bringing it here. Ok I'm not gonna be a snob about it, so the reference to my referencing is here:…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 17, 2010 at 7:00pm — 5 Comments

Caption Whirled - Weekend Edition Results (09-10)

Below are the results from last weekend's contest, as judged by LL Bein





Is this thing just getting Bigger & Better every week or what? That was a tremendous turnout for a caption contest still in it's infancy. It's almost like some of you had done it before... I even heard someone scream "Oh Baby". I'm not convinced all of you are virgins any… Continue

Added by Caption Whirled on September 17, 2010 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Clay's Family Feud

Hello All,

Love the new place, a heartfelt thanks to Ian, Gozer and WSS for putting their heads together for something awesome that didn't result in the formation of a circle and someone eating a cookie.

New Feud For Thought-

1)Something you wear that get's you laid
2)The best boat name ever
3)A place where the buffalo roam
4)What you do when nobody is looking
5)If you were an alcoholic drink, what would you be and why

Added by Clay on September 17, 2010 at 7:16am — 16 Comments

Found this at the grocery store...

...things must be taking off.



Added by chuckkling on September 17, 2010 at 12:04am — 1 Comment

WHAT IS IT #4

CONGRATULATIONS TO BUBBA LICIOUS FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER... A MOISTER METER TO DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF WATER IN A LOG. THERE ARE STANDARDS THAT TELL US THAT BUYERS DIDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR EXCESS WATER WEIGHT. THE METER ALLOWED THEM TO TEST A LOGS MOISTER CONTENT SO THE BUYER WOULD PAY THE PROPER PRICES.

TODAYS THINGIES ARE TWO KEYS THAT DID THE SAME THING. BOTH ARE MADE OF BRASS…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 9:42pm — 37 Comments

WHAT IS IT #3

CONGRATULATIONS TO SHAG WITH THE FIRST AND ONLY CORRECT GUESS... A DOOR LOCK.

MORE COMMONLY CALLED THE DOOR BRACE. WAS USED IN HOMES AND ESPECIALLY WHILE TRAVELING AS EXTRA PROTECTION. SOME GREAT FUNNY GUESSES YESTERDAY ALSO.

TODAY'S THINGY WAS USED IN THE 1930'S AND 1940'S. THEY ARE STILL IN USE TODAY BUT, OF COURSE, ARE MORE SOPHISTICATED. THE BOX IS 9 INCHES LONG BY 4 1/2 INCHES WIDE. ABOUT THREE INCHES DEEP. THE PROBE IS 5 INCHES LONG AND…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 16, 2010 at 12:33am — 26 Comments

Nightmare Florida Trip

Have you ever looked forward to a vacation? Excitement fills your head as you anticipate the good times ahead only to spiral out of control by bad decisions and bad luck. This is my story of a trip I took to Florida several years ago to meet friends in St. Petersburg.



Injury Report:

  1. None


The drive down to Florida was uneventful from Ohio to Georgia. Nice views through the Smoky Mountains followed by twelve hours of… Continue

Added by chuckkling on September 16, 2010 at 12:30am — 6 Comments

The Beauty of 'Open Mic' Random idea.....

The 'Open Mic' section of the site (which in my opinion is inspired)

Well, I was thinking, why can't we perform this shit live?

Choose somebody randomly, give them a set, say, compiled over a months worth of material and whittle it down to a fine five/ten minute set, from which they would decide on at at their discretion) then get them to film the set and post in on the site!

I'm up for it at least!

Any thoughts?

Kestla xxx

Added by Kestla on September 15, 2010 at 3:34pm — 2 Comments

Toy commercials on cartoon network

Why is it that a lot of the remote controlled toy commercials I see on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon show a kid, usually a boy, using his remote controlled whatever the fuck to cock block his older siblings? If he has younger siblings or siblings the same age he just uses it to pester the shit out of them. Are we intentionally teaching our young American boys to use remote controlled objects for sinister purposes?



I think we need more toys that teach kids how to retaliate against… Continue

Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 15, 2010 at 9:02am — 1 Comment

WHAT IS IT #2

CONGRATULATIONS TO Zelda Schizgerald WHO GOT IT ON HER FIRST TRY... AND CUDOS TO THE FOLKS THAT REALLY CAME CLOSE BUT DIDNT GIVE WHY DO YOU DO THIS.

IT'S A CORN KERNEL SEPERATOR. THE LARGER KERNELS WERE DESIRED FOR NEXT SEASONS SEEDS, THE MID SIZED KERNELS WERE USED FOR FOOD, AND THE SMALLEST WERE REFERRED TO AS CULLS. THESE WERE GROUND FOR LIVESTOCK FEED, AND WHISKEY MAKING.

TODAY'S GIZZMO WAS USED IN THE LATE 1700'S AND THE EARLIER 1800S. THIS ONE HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD THE…
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Added by PHUKUHP on September 14, 2010 at 12:31am — 39 Comments

TESTING LIVE FEED



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Added by GOZER on September 13, 2010 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

Photoshop This Contest #1

Photoshop This Contest #1

The rules are simple, photoshop this, and provide a link to where your photoshopery can be found. Readers: follow the links. Then readers comment and vote on which photoshop image to be your liking then for make most happy joy and colorfull sparks to be keeping your eyes and flame clothing away from.

Good lucking. The most top best liked photoshoperdashery will then be commented upon by happy sarchastic type joymakers for all!…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 13, 2010 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

WHAT IS IT... #1 ON WHIRLED

AWRIGHT, SOME OF YOU ASKED FOR IT SOME OF YOU DIDNT... BUT GUESS WHAT, IT'S BACK AS AN EXCLUSIVE ON SWIRLED...

TODAY'S GIZMO IS 28 INCHES HIGH AND 36 INCHES LONG. IT FEATURES A CYLINDRICAL HOLLOW TUBE THAT SOMETHING IS FED AND THEN THE CYLINDER IS TURNED DOING SOMETHING TO THE FED MATERIALS.

IT IS AN AGRICULTURAL TOOL USED… Continue

Added by PHUKUHP on September 12, 2010 at 9:58pm — 29 Comments

EastCoastBias Caption Nation Results

Welcome to the ECB Caption Nation results orgy. Grab the lube and enjoy.

Thanks to everyone who participated during my first week at the helm. We are getting more members and more caps all the time. Together we can make this the best caption contest in the history of all mankind, better than the Romans, better than the serfs in the Fertile Crescent...better than Peking Man....you get my point.

Without further adieu, lets orgify...…



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Added by chuckkling on September 11, 2010 at 7:00pm — No Comments

Caption Whirled - Weekend Edition Results (09-03)

Below are the results from last weekend's contest, as judged by LL Bein







Last weekend I decreed:



"If anyone is holding back with the "baby/corner" gags because they

think they'll be penalized for it, there is currently an amnesty. Feel…
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Added by Caption Whirled on September 10, 2010 at 6:00pm — 1 Comment

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