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EastCoastBias Weekend Edition

Welcome to the first ever EastCoastBias Caption Nation contest. Slant has bestowed upon me the honor of carrying on this tradition. WSS had the best caption contest on FOD and now ComedyWhirled is its new home. You can join my group "EastCoastBias" as well. Also, the power rankings are still intact and will be posted sometime next week. Then they will be called the ECB power rankings in the future.…

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Added by chuckkling on September 3, 2010 at 10:00pm — 32 Comments

15 SECONDS OF FUNNY

Alright Comedy Whirled members, our inaugural contest is going to yield some amazing stuff!



The only criteria are these:…


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Added by GOZER on September 3, 2010 at 9:00pm — 17 Comments

READING THE PHONE BOOK: DO YOU KNOW A JOHN SMITH?



The other day I was reading the phone book.

The White Pages.

It was all I could find as I ran to the bathroom.

So far I have…

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Added by Tom O'Brien on September 3, 2010 at 7:24pm — 3 Comments

New video of me at the comedy caravan!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxFa42YaFcU

come watch me do actual comedy.

Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 2, 2010 at 11:14pm — 2 Comments

The Mighty Lima Bean





The biggest, baddest member of the legume family, other beans tremble in terror when a lima is around.

And not content to just bully around other beans, limas have been known to take out their aggression on people too. In fact, this is where the phrase “opening up a can of whoop-ass” comes from. Some housewife was opening a can of lima beans…

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Added by Bubba Licious on September 1, 2010 at 11:02am — 3 Comments

Deep From the CHN Archives: General Motors Trades Buick, Pontiac for Wyoming Horse Ranch

Wall Street had its hands full at the opening bell on Monday with the surprise news that General Motors (… Continue

Added by CHN on August 31, 2010 at 10:30pm — 1 Comment

A Pea's Offering

My first working title for this piece of pea prose was "Whirled Peas." But, I decided I might be stepping on our illustrious hosts' toes, so I went ahead and changed it. I never want it said I don't know how to mind my peas and q's.



So, let's get started, shall we? If you don a badge, and carry a pea shooter, does that make you a Peas Officer? Or maybe a Justice of the Peas?



I love peas. I really do.…

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Added by Bubba Licious on August 31, 2010 at 6:36pm — 4 Comments

And then along came comedywhirled.com

It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.

After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?"…

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on August 31, 2010 at 2:56pm — 6 Comments

if you want to find me on facebook.

my name is james stewart. go here http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001052046531
i just use it to say rude things usually.

Added by Stephen Holthouser on August 30, 2010 at 11:30pm — No Comments

I FEEL LIKE

My previous employer refuses to pay me two-thousand dollars that I am owed.

I was thinking of filling a small claims law suit and was leaving home to do so, I noticed someone broke into my car and tore the dash out of it to steal my stylish 1996 C.D. Player? I had more valuable stuff in the seat? Oh well wait, this isn’t a cry baby blog…. No sir. I’m not down. In fact I was thinking of taking up Bull fighting. (not really I hate animal blood sports) How do you turn a frown upside…

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Added by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on August 30, 2010 at 4:34pm — 5 Comments

Life with Grumpy : A Comedy Whirled Exclusive

Life with Grumpy : A Comedy Whirled Exclusive Well, here goes.

Grumpy’s first BLOG post on Comedy Whirled.

Upon returning from Las Vegas I began a series of BLOGS on that other site relating to some of our funny experiences. I do plan to complete that series because I know you want to know about the most exhilarating “Ride” Jimbo ever had, particularly because this happened in Vegas. Actually, that one will be a Three Part Extravaganza, and will provide the…

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Added by jimbobalouie on August 30, 2010 at 11:00am — 5 Comments

DAILY OBSERVATION

The WNBA - pondering their existence for 13+ years









Who wants to see a group of homely women running around shooting lay-ups and jump shots? Am I supposed to be amazed that a woman who's 7'1" can dunk a ball with two hands? I don't know a single person who watches or follows the WNBA, the arenas are always less than half full, so how, especially in a recession, can…

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Added by J.B. on August 30, 2010 at 7:00am — 6 Comments

How to make a Group here:

To create a group, go to the Groups tab and click the link at the top

right of the page to "Add a group." Next, fill in information about your group.

Give your group a name and be sure to upload a group image


that's roughly square in size. Fill out a description for your… Continue

Added by GOZER on August 29, 2010 at 7:30pm — No Comments

Taking All Comers!

I'm friending everyone new that comes along...
I'm the Comedy Whirled Slut!!!
I feel all sticky....…
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Added by chad cook on August 29, 2010 at 8:39am — 8 Comments

Eye Exam

I can see clearly now!

Added by Codename: Spydergirl on August 29, 2010 at 7:10am — 4 Comments

What's with Michael Jordan's Hitler Stache





Has anyone noticed Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache? Has he joined the Nazi ranks? Maybe he changed the toner on his copier and then raised his hand to ponder something.…

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Added by chuckkling on August 28, 2010 at 5:30pm — 11 Comments

LOG IN/REGISTRATION TROUBLE?

Depending on the browser you use you may have difficulty logging in.

HERE'S HOW TO GET AROUND THAT PESKY 'incorrect Password' loop:


First, log out of any other networks first. Including any other comedy site networks.

THEN TRY LOGGING IN. If that doesn't work, try the following:

Just click: "Forgot Your Password" and then follow the instructions.… Continue

Added by GOZER on August 28, 2010 at 3:00pm — No Comments

The answer is . . .

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Added by Codename: Spydergirl on August 27, 2010 at 8:56pm — 8 Comments

blank-rouser

Rabble-rouser: a leader or speaker who stirs up the passions of the masses



Rubble-rouser: stirring up the passions of Betty Rubble



Any…

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Added by Bubba Licious on August 27, 2010 at 8:13am — 15 Comments

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