Why is it that a lot of the remote controlled toy commercials I see on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon show a kid, usually a boy, using his remote controlled whatever the fuck to cock block his older siblings? If he has younger siblings or siblings the same age he just uses it to pester the shit out of them. Are we intentionally teaching our young American boys to use remote controlled objects for sinister purposes?
I think we need more toys that teach kids how to retaliate against… Continue
Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 15, 2010 at 9:02am —
CONGRATULATIONS TO Zelda Schizgerald WHO GOT IT ON HER FIRST TRY... AND CUDOS TO THE FOLKS THAT REALLY CAME CLOSE BUT DIDNT GIVE WHY DO YOU DO THIS.
IT'S A CORN KERNEL SEPERATOR. THE LARGER KERNELS WERE DESIRED FOR NEXT SEASONS SEEDS, THE MID SIZED KERNELS WERE USED FOR FOOD, AND THE SMALLEST WERE REFERRED TO AS CULLS. THESE WERE GROUND FOR LIVESTOCK FEED, AND WHISKEY MAKING.
TODAY'S GIZZMO WAS USED IN THE LATE 1700'S AND THE EARLIER 1800S. THIS ONE HAS OBVIOUSLY HAD THE… Continue
Added by PHUKUHP on September 14, 2010 at 12:31am —
Added by GOZER on September 13, 2010 at 9:30pm —
Photoshop This Contest #1
The rules are simple, photoshop this, and provide a link to where your photoshopery can be found. Readers: follow the links. Then readers comment and vote on which photoshop image to be your liking then for make most happy joy and colorfull sparks to be keeping your eyes and flame clothing away from.
Good lucking. The most top best liked photoshoperdashery will then be commented upon by happy sarchastic type joymakers for all!…
Added by mellowpuma on September 13, 2010 at 9:00pm —
AWRIGHT, SOME OF YOU ASKED FOR IT SOME OF YOU DIDNT... BUT GUESS WHAT, IT'S BACK AS AN EXCLUSIVE ON SWIRLED...TODAY'S GIZMO IS 28 INCHES HIGH AND 36 INCHES LONG. IT FEATURES A CYLINDRICAL HOLLOW TUBE THAT SOMETHING IS FED AND THEN THE CYLINDER IS TURNED DOING SOMETHING TO THE FED MATERIALS.IT IS AN AGRICULTURAL TOOL USED… Continue
Added by PHUKUHP on September 12, 2010 at 9:58pm —
Welcome to the ECB Caption Nation results orgy. Grab the lube and enjoy.
Thanks to everyone who participated during my first week at the helm. We are getting more members and more caps all the time. Together we can make this the best caption contest in the history of all mankind, better than the Romans, better than the serfs in the Fertile Crescent...better than Peking Man....you get my point.
Without further adieu, lets orgify...… Continue
Added by chuckkling on September 11, 2010 at 7:00pm —
Below are the results from last weekend's contest, as judged by LL Bein
Last weekend I decreed:"If anyone is holding back with the "baby/corner" gags because they
think they'll be penalized for it, there is currently an amnesty. Feel… Continue
Added by Caption Whirled on September 10, 2010 at 6:00pm —
I forgot to bring my camera to my show last night so i couldn't record it. but it was a good show. so, just take that simple breakdown of my show and pretend you enjoyed it just as much as if you'd actually been there.
Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 9, 2010 at 2:45pm —
Nothing sparks friendship more than conversation and who the hell cares what you're talkin about? Just pick something random and talk!
Added by Rebellious By Nature on September 9, 2010 at 7:50am —
In tonight's CNN broadcast, "The Imam," (which I'm sure is code for 'Mr. Miami'), told Soledad that if "we don't go through with the building of the mosque two blocks from Ground Zero it will incite extremist events throughout the world" (paraphrasing a bit, but not off fact). This is in effect another act of fear mongering and blatant thuggery in a three piece suit, which is common practice among any… Continue
Added by Ian on September 8, 2010 at 9:00pm —
That song has been bouncing around in my head for a decade. I Had to work In New York a lot about a decade ago, I bounced back and forward from Queens, Jersy, but mostly worked out of JFK, every day the traffic on the George Washington Bridge was always an adventure. From the guys selling phones in the tunnel to getting lost around Time Square, I had the time of my life in New York, I love that city. This song was me trying to capture the excitement I always had when I knew I was going to New… Continue
Added by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on September 7, 2010 at 1:00pm —
Added by CHN on September 4, 2010 at 3:30pm —
Welcome to the first ever EastCoastBias Caption Nation contest. Slant has bestowed upon me the honor of carrying on this tradition. WSS had the best caption contest on FOD and now ComedyWhirled is its new home. You can join my group "EastCoastBias" as well. Also, the power rankings are still intact and will be posted sometime next week. Then they will be called the ECB power rankings in the future.… Continue
Added by chuckkling on September 3, 2010 at 10:00pm —
Alright Comedy Whirled members, our inaugural contest is going to yield some amazing stuff!
The only criteria are these:…
Added by GOZER on September 3, 2010 at 9:00pm —
The other day I was reading the phone book.
The White Pages.
It was all I could find as I ran to the bathroom.
So far I have… Continue
Added by Tom O'Brien on September 3, 2010 at 7:24pm —
Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 2, 2010 at 11:14pm —
The biggest, baddest member of the legume family, other beans tremble in terror when a lima is around. Continue
And not content to just bully around other beans, limas have been known to take out their aggression on people too. In fact, this is where the phrase “opening up a can of whoop-ass” comes from. Some housewife was opening a can of lima beans…
Added by Bubba Licious on September 1, 2010 at 11:02am —
Wall Street had its hands full at the opening bell on Monday with the surprise news that General Motors (… Continue
Added by CHN on August 31, 2010 at 10:30pm —
My first working title for this piece of pea prose was "Whirled Peas." But, I decided I might be stepping on our illustrious hosts' toes, so I went ahead and changed it. I never want it said I don't know how to mind my peas and q's.
So, let's get started, shall we? If you don a badge, and carry a pea shooter, does that make you a Peas Officer? Or maybe a Justice of the Peas?
I love peas. I really do.… Continue
Added by Bubba Licious on August 31, 2010 at 6:36pm —
It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.
After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?"… Continue
Added by Gerhardguffaw on August 31, 2010 at 2:56pm —