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Rabble-rouser: a leader or speaker who stirs up the passions of the masses



Rubble-rouser: stirring up the passions of Betty Rubble



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Added by Bubba Licious on August 27, 2010 at 8:13am — 15 Comments

Some Thoughts:

The keys to a successful collaboration in any medium are a willingness to check your ego at the door and become the loyal servant of the story or painting or motion picture shot. It is easy to be right all the time. To be one's own constructive devil's advocate is the real trick. What separates art from junk is the ability to gather enough patience in order to stay as true to the original vision as possible. It's easy to do something half-way. There's a great line from Thomas Dolby regarding… Continue

Added by GOZER on August 27, 2010 at 1:00am — 1 Comment

Ahmadinejad: Iranian Basketball Team Too Powerful To Play Western Foes

Any Basketball Team Sent To Iran Would Be Quickly Crushed



Tehran, Iran (CHN) -- Iran's National Basketball Team is so powerful today that no country would dare challenge it, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Sunday

during an annual athletic parade.



"Iran's basketball defenses are so mighty that no enemy should even have a thought of…
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Added by CHN on August 26, 2010 at 9:07pm — 1 Comment

DAILY OBSERVATION

Whenever I get a Capri Sun, my first attempt at straw insertion is always with a quick, hard, almost vengeful stabbing motion. I successfully hit my 1/8th inch target about 70% of the time. I think Capri Sun is subliminally training children to become extremely precise assassins.…

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Added by J.B. on August 26, 2010 at 7:50pm — 9 Comments

How to Fight a Pazuzu Infection in your Toddler

The first 15 months of my son’s life has brought more joy to me than I could have ever imagined, but last night brought an equal amount of fear to me in one potent dose. It was a little after 2AM, and I was sleeping so heavily that the “big one” could have struck, and I would have still been asleep in the rubble, but something worse than earth movement roused me.



I heard the shout of Satan, pierce through my ears as if someone had inserted two 1/4" drill bits into my ears and pulled… Continue

Added by Krass on August 26, 2010 at 5:18pm — 9 Comments

Dr. Laura Promises To Never Say 'Nigger' Ever Ever Again

Radio Host Is Super Apologetic



Santa Barbara, CA (CHN) - The media storm began on August 10th when nationally syndicated radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger took a call from a Black American woman.

The caller was upset with how she was being treated by her White husband's friends and…
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Added by CHN on August 25, 2010 at 9:00pm — 6 Comments

Obama Shocks Nations; Announces Early Retirement

Decision To Spend More Time With Family Not A Surprise To Insiders/Pollsters



Washington D.C. (CHN) - America awoke this morning to some unexpected news as Barack Obama…
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Added by CHN on August 25, 2010 at 9:00pm — 3 Comments

Welcome To Comedy Whirled!



Thanks for joining the Comedy Whirled family. We're not trying to reinvent the wheel or anything, just how it handles on the open road. Please bear with us during these infant stages of the website. Our ultimate goal is to make this place the funniest, most user friendly online community... in the world.



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Added by Slant on August 25, 2010 at 6:00pm — 13 Comments

WELCOME BETA TESTERS - UPDATED NEARLY HOURLY

iPage Affordable Web Hosting only $3.50/mo

Okay we didn't dig all the bright white over there so here we are. What's a Mogwai to do? Make it a little easier on the eyes. We are currently populating the site with temporary content in order to… Continue

Added by GOZER on August 25, 2010 at 5:30am — 8 Comments

ERIN'S WORLD (CONFESSIONS OF AN EARLY RISER)

OKAY ERIN, EVEN WHEN THE MARKET TANKS YOU GIVE ME REASON TO LIVE YOU BRUNETTE BURNETT

Added by GOZER on August 24, 2010 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Kling's Caption Nation Result Time

 

The results you seek are below...BEHOLD!!

Weekend Edition 11-17-2012…

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Added by chuckkling on November 30, 1999 at 12:00pm — No Comments

Real Time Time Machine Test 1

The Senate votes 70-7 to ban cigarette advertising on radio and television,…
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Added by Ian on December 15, 1969 at 9:30pm — No Comments

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