Welcome to the first ever EastCoastBias Caption Nation contest. Slant has bestowed upon me the honor of carrying on this tradition. WSS had the best caption contest on FOD and now ComedyWhirled is its new home. You can join my group "EastCoastBias" as well. Also, the power rankings are still intact and will be posted sometime next week. Then they will be called the ECB power rankings in the future.…
The other day I was reading the phone book.
The White Pages.
It was all I could find as I ran to the bathroom.
So far I have…Continue
The biggest, baddest member of the legume family, other beans tremble in terror when a lima is around.
And not content to just bully around other beans, limas have been known to take out their aggression on people too. In fact, this is where the phrase “opening up a can of whoop-ass” comes from. Some housewife was opening a can of lima beans…
I love peas. I really do.…Continue
It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.
After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?"…Continue
Added by Stephen Holthouser on August 30, 2010 at 11:30pm — No Comments
My previous employer refuses to pay me two-thousand dollars that I am owed.
I was thinking of filling a small claims law suit and was leaving home to do so, I noticed someone broke into my car and tore the dash out of it to steal my stylish 1996 C.D. Player? I had more valuable stuff in the seat? Oh well wait, this isn’t a cry baby blog…. No sir. I’m not down. In fact I was thinking of taking up Bull fighting. (not really I hate animal blood sports) How do you turn a frown upside…
Life with Grumpy : A Comedy Whirled Exclusive Well, here goes.
Grumpy’s first BLOG post on Comedy Whirled.
Upon returning from Las Vegas I began a series of BLOGS on that other site relating to some of our funny experiences. I do plan to complete that series because I know you want to know about the most exhilarating “Ride” Jimbo ever had, particularly because this happened in Vegas. Actually, that one will be a Three Part Extravaganza, and will provide the…Continue
Who wants to see a group of homely women running around shooting lay-ups and jump shots? Am I supposed to be amazed that a woman who's 7'1" can dunk a ball with two hands? I don't know a single person who watches or follows the WNBA, the arenas are always less than half full, so how, especially in a recession, can…Continue
Added by GOZER on August 29, 2010 at 7:30pm — No Comments
I can see clearly now!
Has anyone noticed Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache? Has he joined the Nazi ranks? Maybe he changed the toner on his copier and then raised his hand to ponder something.…Continue
Added by GOZER on August 28, 2010 at 3:00pm — No Comments
Rabble-rouser: a leader or speaker who stirs up the passions of the masses
Rubble-rouser: stirring up the passions of Betty Rubble