Below are the results from last weekend's contest, as judged by LL Bein
Last weekend I decreed:"If anyone is holding back with the "baby/corner" gags because they
think they'll be penalized for it, there is currently an amnesty. Feel… Continue
Added by Caption Whirled on September 10, 2010 at 6:00pm —
I forgot to bring my camera to my show last night so i couldn't record it. but it was a good show. so, just take that simple breakdown of my show and pretend you enjoyed it just as much as if you'd actually been there.
Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 9, 2010 at 2:45pm —
Nothing sparks friendship more than conversation and who the hell cares what you're talkin about? Just pick something random and talk!
Added by Rebellious By Nature on September 9, 2010 at 7:50am —
In tonight's CNN broadcast, "The Imam," (which I'm sure is code for 'Mr. Miami'), told Soledad that if "we don't go through with the building of the mosque two blocks from Ground Zero it will incite extremist events throughout the world" (paraphrasing a bit, but not off fact). This is in effect another act of fear mongering and blatant thuggery in a three piece suit, which is common practice among any… Continue
Added by Ian on September 8, 2010 at 9:00pm —
That song has been bouncing around in my head for a decade. I Had to work In New York a lot about a decade ago, I bounced back and forward from Queens, Jersy, but mostly worked out of JFK, every day the traffic on the George Washington Bridge was always an adventure. From the guys selling phones in the tunnel to getting lost around Time Square, I had the time of my life in New York, I love that city. This song was me trying to capture the excitement I always had when I knew I was going to New… Continue
Added by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on September 7, 2010 at 1:00pm —
Added by CHN on September 4, 2010 at 3:30pm —
Welcome to the first ever EastCoastBias Caption Nation contest. Slant has bestowed upon me the honor of carrying on this tradition. WSS had the best caption contest on FOD and now ComedyWhirled is its new home. You can join my group "EastCoastBias" as well. Also, the power rankings are still intact and will be posted sometime next week. Then they will be called the ECB power rankings in the future.… Continue
Added by chuckkling on September 3, 2010 at 10:00pm —
Alright Comedy Whirled members, our inaugural contest is going to yield some amazing stuff!
The only criteria are these:…
Added by GOZER on September 3, 2010 at 9:00pm —
The other day I was reading the phone book.
The White Pages.
It was all I could find as I ran to the bathroom.
So far I have… Continue
Added by Tom O'Brien on September 3, 2010 at 7:24pm —
Added by Stephen Holthouser on September 2, 2010 at 11:14pm —
The biggest, baddest member of the legume family, other beans tremble in terror when a lima is around. Continue
And not content to just bully around other beans, limas have been known to take out their aggression on people too. In fact, this is where the phrase “opening up a can of whoop-ass” comes from. Some housewife was opening a can of lima beans…
Added by Bubba Licious on September 1, 2010 at 11:02am —
Wall Street had its hands full at the opening bell on Monday with the surprise news that General Motors (… Continue
Added by CHN on August 31, 2010 at 10:30pm —
My first working title for this piece of pea prose was "Whirled Peas." But, I decided I might be stepping on our illustrious hosts' toes, so I went ahead and changed it. I never want it said I don't know how to mind my peas and q's.
So, let's get started, shall we? If you don a badge, and carry a pea shooter, does that make you a Peas Officer? Or maybe a Justice of the Peas?
I love peas. I really do.… Continue
Added by Bubba Licious on August 31, 2010 at 6:36pm —
It's Saturday evening and I'm deciding what my options are....Lawrence Welk, porn or Lean Cuisine. I was leaning toward Mr. Welk when all of a sudden I get an invite to join comedywhirled.com. I thought to myself..."Self, you never get invited to anything." Could this be a joke? So I decided to check into this further....after Lawrence Welk.
After my fill of bubbles and 60's hairdos, I went to comedywhirled.com. "What the fuck is this?"… Continue
Added by Gerhardguffaw on August 31, 2010 at 2:56pm —
my name is james stewart. go here http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100001052046531
i just use it to say rude things usually.
Added by Stephen Holthouser on August 30, 2010 at 11:30pm —
My previous employer refuses to pay me two-thousand dollars that I am owed. Continue
I was thinking of filling a small claims law suit and was leaving home to do so, I noticed someone broke into my car and tore the dash out of it to steal my stylish 1996 C.D. Player? I had more valuable stuff in the seat? Oh well wait, this isn’t a cry baby blog…. No sir. I’m not down. In fact I was thinking of taking up Bull fighting. (not really I hate animal blood sports) How do you turn a frown upside…
Added by grizz (Raymond J. Carrington) on August 30, 2010 at 4:34pm —
Life with Grumpy : A Comedy Whirled Exclusive Well, here goes.
Grumpy’s first BLOG post on Comedy Whirled.
Upon returning from Las Vegas I began a series of BLOGS on that other site relating to some of our funny experiences. I do plan to complete that series because I know you want to know about the most exhilarating “Ride” Jimbo ever had, particularly because this happened in Vegas. Actually, that one will be a Three Part Extravaganza, and will provide the… Continue
Added by jimbobalouie on August 30, 2010 at 11:00am —
The WNBA - pondering their existence for 13+ years
Who wants to see a group of homely women running around shooting lay-ups and jump shots? Am I supposed to be amazed that a woman who's 7'1" can dunk a ball with two hands? I don't know a single person who watches or follows the WNBA, the arenas are always less than half full, so how, especially in a recession, can… Continue
Added by J.B. on August 30, 2010 at 7:00am —
To create a group, go to the Groups tab and click the link at the topright of the page to "Add a group." Next, fill in information about your group.
Give your group a name and be sure to upload a group imagethat's roughly square in size. Fill out a description for your… Continue
Added by GOZER on August 29, 2010 at 7:30pm —
I'm friending everyone new that comes along...
I'm the Comedy Whirled Slut!!!
I feel all sticky....… Continue
Added by chad cook on August 29, 2010 at 8:39am —