Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.
Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.
I mean watching The Bachelor.
Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.
Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.
give any put out.
Here are the results for 2015. Congratulations to AKAAB, who joins MacSpruce and VomitFlop as the only three champions in six years. Thanks again to everyone who participates!…Continue
Eyes Chess Goeszeer.
Forward Pass Gas.
Battime dePeetza gotteer.
Airsa Gottam Remote?
Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.
F'ur gunnapuke goout.
Need Smore Dreetos.
Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.
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Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze…”
Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”
The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”
Beverly Hills Cop 4,…Continue
Those Were Different Times #324
5. Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.
4. "If you cock it for more then four hours please see a doctor."
3. He doesn't have anything…Continue
Those Were Different Times #323
2, Miss Pesticide 1947
1. Hillary has already picked out her Interns for the White House.
Here's wishing all my friends and cohorts here at the CW a Happy and Joyous New Year!
I will start out by saying ya'll were amazing in this past year with all your Captions, Photo Creations, Blogs and comments. There is so much talent here that I feel blessed to be counted as friends with you. You have brought much laughter and insight into these fragile shells we call humans. You have raised my spirits in times of loss and sorrow this past year and I wish to thank…Continue
It's a parody I'd done in March or April with a new video cobbled together today:…Continue
Per usual, 2015 provided us with…Continue
(the great and powerful wizard of odd)
In 2011 donald trump, while limply considering a run for president, floated two very bad ideas at a speech in Las Vegas. His first horrible idea consisted of more or less renting out our military and servicemen. His second worst idea that night was taking the oil from Iraq, as some sort of bizarre conquest prize. Just let that marinate for a…Continue
Channeled poem from beyond the grave:
"I do not like it in this box.
I do not like it, without locks.
I do not like the big backhoe.
I do not like him. Make him go."
Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...
"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."
"I have something stuck in my Lorax."
"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."
Those Were Different Times #321
... and the "Keeping The Meme Alive Award" goes to:
"In Soviet Russia, zoo visits you."
4.348. Flake off ya beast, you're nothing but a carniboor.
4. The Jewish women recoiled at the sight of Gentile Ben.
3. Hey,I bearly bumped you, lady!!
2.874. It was disappointing all around – they were expecting Bear…Continue
Those Were Different Times #322
6. Groin To Be Wild
5. Soon after this unfortunate incident, Dylan would be dancing with the scars.
4. Catch crotch fever
3. Chick Fell-A-tio
2. American Glandstand
1. Taking a leap of face.
French Fries, French Bread, French Onion Soup, Croutons.
Put in a French Drain
Install French Doors
Use French Ticklers,
Can-Can through the office,
Drive a Citroën
Get a French Manicure
Okay, after spending the last hour designing this cup for all of the angry people who call themselves Christians, I find out that Bill O'Reilly doesn't have a problem with the red Starbucks holiday cups. But that's not going to stop me from publishing the prince of pomposity on his very own cup.…Continue
Those Were Different Times #320
5.. Bonnet & Clyde
4. The Dune Buggy prototype wasn't a complete success. For one thing, the rollbar was too high.
3. ...and then the ants came, and well, there was a lot of explaining to do at the funeral.
2.223. Leave it to Weaver
2. They kept weaving in and out of traffic
1.almost. Something Wicker Comes…Continue
Those Were Different Times #319
6. Who needs viagara when you can just harden your arteries with lard?
5. It's been a lard day's night...
4. Get a room you three.
3. It's life shortening. (Get it?)
2. Britain: We Don't Know What Food Is!
1.999. Care for a touch of the blubbery my dear?
1. They're not eating…
Here's a little ditty inspired by Bill Cosby's decades of 'shenanigans'…Continue
Those Were Different Times #317
And the "Forensic Evidence Analysis Award" goes to:
[even with high speed film, if they were moving there should be some motion blur in the background or the ground itself. you can see individual rocks in the pavement.]
5. "Look out! It's the dreaded Russian Nesting Drivers!"
4. Cirque du Soiled Pants