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Those Were Different Times #353

Those Were Different Times #353

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6. And stay there because you died.

-JJJ23

5.9. Coughalung Cassidy

5.6. Dude is always hanging around that Rest Stop

5. Come to marble row.

-iverneil

4. Enjoys the company of chaps over women.

-Gerhardguffaw

3. Smokepack Mountain

-VomitFlop

2.1. His pickup line is: One lung but well hung.

2. Says the purpose of lungs is…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 17, 2017 at 1:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #352

Those Were Different Times #352

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10. Gives new meaning to trophy wife.

-Gerhardguffaw

9. For the trophy husband, who just can't say goodbye.

-RunSilentRunDeep

8. Newly available from Amazon Crime.

-VomitFlop

7. Primarily marketed to serial killers and Wilt Chamberlain.

-RoadKillHairPiece

6. Big dame hunting.

-Rotwang

5. Newly available from Amazon Crime.

-VomitFlop

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Added by mellowpuma on February 17, 2017 at 1:30pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #350

Those Were Different Times #350

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6. Dick was a graduate of Ball State.

-GerhardGuffaw

5. Be right with you – soon as I finish polishing my helmet.

-MacSpruce

4.34. Dick felt he had spent enough time in the Browns, he found the play dirty down there in Cleveland and didn't like the smell from all the steamers.

4. I remember something the great head coach Chuck Noll said once about Dick, he looked me dead in…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 5, 2017 at 11:30pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #351

Those Were Different Times #351 

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4. A no holes barred look at current affairs- 'Around the World, with Fair Hooker' This week, going down under.

-RunSilent RunDeep

3. He can handle a one yard penilty.

-Rotwang

2.4. Sadly his career was cut short, partly because, although he had great hands his poor route running made him hard to find.

Plus there was that time his pimp threw him from a moving car on the…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 5, 2017 at 11:30pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #349

Those Were Different Times #349

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5.3.  He's gonna be mad when he finds out that's not a banana in your pocket.

5. When I told you to bring some "Protection", that's not exactly what I had in mind...



-38chrysler

4.832157. Darling, what if it's true? What if a gorilla with rabbit ears did escape from the biolab?

4. I don't know where the inspiration came from, but I'm going to invent furry…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 5, 2017 at 11:30pm — 17 Comments

Memories Of The Old Country

Memories Of The Old Country

1. Good, good. Now show me double handjob. Whatta ya mean 'why'? It adds to the mystery, and don't question my artistic direction, mother fucker. I'll tell EVERYBODY who the 'mystery singer' is and then what do you have??? NOTHING! You're fucking nothing without this…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 18, 2017 at 9:30pm — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #348

Those Were Different Times #348

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4. 1959. Now eat your toast and start preparing dinner!

-Gerhardguffaw

3.5. Original Prozac advertisement- unveiled!

3. Gifts from your man, that you really didn't want?- Break out the 'O" face.

-RunSilent RunDeep

2.5. You mean now I don't have to iron your bread anymore honey?

2.1. The ladies locked in the basement could now have toast and water…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 17, 2017 at 7:00pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #347

Those Were Different Times #347

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3. Go ahead, climb in kid, the toast is clear.

-Iverneil

2. It was the best of times and it was the worst of times in, "The Crust Belt."

-Gerhardguffaw

1.000001. They know which side their bread is buttered on, but there's some confusion about which side of the window the blinds go on.

1. Are you the Toastmaster? I am the grade-eight…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 17, 2017 at 7:00pm — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #345

Those Were Different Times #345

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5. When the transatlantic pipeline connected with the transpacific pipeline, let's just say it was... explosive.

-Rotwang

4. "What Paul Bunyan does on his days off is really none of our business, don't cha think?"

-VomitFlop

3.24. Nothing homoerotic to see here, folks. No siree! Just a perfectly respectable message featuring a naked man with a huge hose, brought to you by the…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 27, 2016 at 1:00am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #346

Those Were Different Times #346

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7. Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench Wrench...

-38chrysler

6. For me it's more like WD-40-year-old. *sigh*

-Rotwang

To no ones surprise, WD stood for Wet Dick

5. It comes in a can.

-Iverneil

4. Ladies love it when your dick smells like an old ratchet.

-JJJ23

3. And after those coitus surprises.....Try Goo Gone!!!!!!

-Bill…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 27, 2016 at 1:00am — 30 Comments

Those Were Different Times #344

Those Were Different Times #343

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6. Space... The Final Drive-Thru.

-Gerhardguffaw

5. Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

-Ian

4. Mac Tonight, scat tomorrow.

-Rotwang

3. The ensuing lawsuit Ray Charles filed against McDonald's over this ad led to speculation that he was faking blindness.

-JJJ23

Don't worry Moon... It's just a Phase you are going through.

2. You shouldn't worry about the Moon when eating at…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 7:00am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #343

Those Were Different Times #343

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6. It's not often that the Green Giant gets to flex his acting skills

-Iverneil

5. You'll be strummin' a different tune when you're sweating on the toilet!

-Gerhardguffaw

When Mexico sends its corn, they’re not sending their best. They're sending corn that has lots of problems ... druggy corn, criminal cream corn, rapeseed corn. And some, I assume, are good kernels.

4. Make…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 6:30am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #342

Those Were Different Times #342

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3. Conan The Barkbarian

-38chrysler



2. Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no.

-Rotwang



1.11. Should have released the hounds instead of the album.

1. Three Dog Blight

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #341

Those Were Different Times #341

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4. Just like their Records... all their girlfriends are Vinyl.

-38chrysler

3.246. Get twice the sanctimoniousness for the price of a single album!

3. Um, you guys do understand what it means to "know" someone in the biblical sense, right? So do you intend to know him one at a time or is it going to be a gang-know?

-MacSpruce

2. So, y'know, it's a friends-with-benevolence thing.…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 19 Comments

Pumpkinferno 2016

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2016 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #339

Those Were Different Times #339

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4. The Blur Witch Project

-Ian

3. OMG dude that is wiccan awesome!

-Rotwang

2. Wicked Witch of the Wet

-38chrysler

1. "We'll get you, my pretty, & your little dock too!"

-Vomitflop…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #340

Those Were Different Times #340

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4. Navy Seals, mastering the art of surprise attacks.

-Iverneil

3. Saints & swimmers.

-vomitflop

2.3475. We're Christian, of course, but we're also raft-safari-ans.

2. What's black and white and rowed all over?

-MacSpruce

?.eeeeeh. Oscar went to see if there were any leaks in his raft but he found nun...

1. Row vs…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 25 Comments

The Lighter Side of the Dark Side of the Force

   You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:

Added by Ian on September 22, 2016 at 10:00pm — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #338

Those Were Different Times #338

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3. "In closing, since we're still not sure what a trajectory heading is, we recommend wearing helmets when outdoors just in case.  Sincerely, Team Skylab."

-Ian

2. Good thing we arent Dinosaurs with all those Meteors coming in today...

-38chrysler

1. Wow I never knew how much we used to hate the Atlantic ocean.

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #337

Those Were Different Times #337

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3. Because calling it Cocaine Inspector would've been too on the nose.

-VomitFlop

2.67. When it came right down to it, Danny was more interested in casing the crack than cracking the case.

2, Sales really took off after they changed the name from Fissure Finder.

-MacSpruce

1.43. . Here, quick, hide Exhibit A, but not in Exhibit V.

1. I wonder who's crack he will…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 22 Comments

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