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December 2013 Blog Posts (16)

Those Were Different Times #224: The Drugfueledclownabration!

Those Were Different Times #224: The  Drugfueledclownabration!

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1. It's like heroine for kids!

-Mike McHuman…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 31, 2013 at 1:00am — 8 Comments

2013 Summarized to Tune of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'

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Say, where’d  twenty-thirteen go?

Stormed on…

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Added by Frodoh on December 29, 2013 at 4:00pm — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #223: The Invisiblemonsterousfashistabration!

Those Were Different Times #223: The Invisiblemonsterousfashistabration!

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4.5. Mercedes' Hunz

4. The Axle of Evil

-FroDoh!

-3.8. My car rolls right over roads, bridges, rocks and Poland

3. My car is Fuhrer Injected

-38chrysler



2.9999. My car kept Stalin out

2.25. Drop him off at the third right

2. Should have made him Heil a cab.

-Iverneil

1.5Also known as Schroedinger's…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 26, 2013 at 1:30am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #222: The Bitetorrentabration!

Those Were Different Times #222: The  Bitetorrentabration!

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3. Yeah but, the others threw in Pong.

-Iverneil

2. An Apple a day keeps the B 200 away...

-chuckkling

1. The angry young computer grew up to be a bitter old calculator.

-Mike McHuman…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 21, 2013 at 6:00am — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #221: The Mentholskindatastelikecandycanesabration!

Those Were Different Times #221: The Mentholskindatastelikecandycanesabration!

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Added by mellowpuma on December 14, 2013 at 2:30am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #220: The Yulelogabration!

Those Were Different Times #220:  The Yulelogabration!

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8. So Santa calls his "Jud"

-drwho

7. I saw mommy flashing Santa Claus

-Mervin97

6. Good thing you are wearing Hose...Santas got a little Stockings Stuffer for you.

-38chrysler



5. Breaking with tradition, Santa forgoes Scotch pine for harder wood.

-FroDoh!



4. HO HO HO! Merry Upskirt!

-Mike McHuman



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Added by mellowpuma on December 14, 2013 at 2:30am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #219: The Suckypresentabration!

Those Were Different Times #219: The Suckypresentabration!

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Unless she happens to be Mother Nature, because nature abhors a vacuum cleaner. 

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 14, 2013 at 2:00am — 10 Comments

Things that hung on the tree before tinsel:

Things that hung on the tree before tinsel: Drunk Uncle Jake, Night crawlers, Shellacked Grub Worms, Painted Cicada shells, Suspenders, Fourteen Festive Rags, Webworms, Gramma’s Noodles, Candy Canes made of condoms, Laquered dirt clods,

Added by KariGrant on December 13, 2013 at 9:12pm — 7 Comments

Movies set to be released in December:

Movies set to be released in December:

Philmehooha,

Frozen Out of Towners,   

Between the…

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Added by KariGrant on December 11, 2013 at 12:05am — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #218: The AngryCultabration!

Those Were Different Times #218: The  AngryCultabration!

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Before they were famous: Merle Haggard

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 10, 2013 at 5:00am — 17 Comments

Unusual figure skating moves introduced at the Grand Prix:

Unusual figure skating moves introduced at the Grand Prix: Axel Foley Jump,  Sash Squat,  Cherry Popper Flip, Death Smear,  YMCA romp,  Fork Lift,  Mowhawk Burn, Camel toe spin, Triple Sows Ear,  Double butts bend over, 

Added by KariGrant on December 8, 2013 at 11:00am — 4 Comments

Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:

Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:

The Tushbone,

The Hambone,

The Debone,

The Madoff Swindle,

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Added by KariGrant on December 6, 2013 at 10:00pm — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #217: The NeedlesslyScantilyCladabration!

Those Were Different Times #217: The NeedlesslyScantilyCladabration!

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4. Those grenades aren't the only thing about to go off.

-Mike McHuman

3. I can hear Twisted Sister when I look at this.

-drwho

2. Which slot accepts my two bits?

-FroDoh!



1. Welcome to my nicemare

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 5, 2013 at 12:30am — 13 Comments

Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon

Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon:
Poopy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Wanker,
Henry Van Winkle,
Suitey Van Husen,
Pappy Van Tinkle,
Pappy Van Stinkle,
Mammy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Hatfield,
Pappy Van McCoy,
Pappasan Van McKoi (imported),

Added by KariGrant on December 4, 2013 at 6:04am — 10 Comments

New Strains of Deadly Christmas Tree Fungus

Root Rot (and who wants that???) is attacking the Christmas tree industry. Better stick with a sure thing and buy a MacSpruce. Or, at least wear protection when decorating your tree.

These are new strains of Christmas tree…

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Added by KariGrant on December 2, 2013 at 12:51pm — 14 Comments

Last minute gifts from the Dollar-type Store

Cranberry Juicer.

Airline -approved Spatula Baby Scraper.

Bag-o-kelp (GMO-FREE!!!).

red TIDE.

Lemon Merengue Poi

Obamacare Hotlinks

Potted Pornsettias

Hertz Tire-chews for dogs

Dandruff Collector

Fukashima Glow sticks

Added by KariGrant on December 1, 2013 at 12:57am — 23 Comments

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