Those Were Different Times #224: The Drugfueledclownabration!
1. It's like heroine for kids!
Say, where’d twenty-thirteen go?
Those Were Different Times #223: The Invisiblemonsterousfashistabration!
4.5. Mercedes' Hunz
4. The Axle of Evil
-3.8. My car rolls right over roads, bridges, rocks and Poland
3. My car is Fuhrer Injected
2.9999. My car kept Stalin out
2.25. Drop him off at the third right
2. Should have made him Heil a cab.
1.5Also known as Schroedinger's…Continue
Those Were Different Times #222: The Bitetorrentabration!
3. Yeah but, the others threw in Pong.
2. An Apple a day keeps the B 200 away...
1. The angry young computer grew up to be a bitter old calculator.
Those Were Different Times #221: The Mentholskindatastelikecandycanesabration!
Those Were Different Times #220: The Yulelogabration!
8. So Santa calls his "Jud"
7. I saw mommy flashing Santa Claus
6. Good thing you are wearing Hose...Santas got a little Stockings Stuffer for you.
5. Breaking with tradition, Santa forgoes Scotch pine for harder wood.
4. HO HO HO! Merry Upskirt!
Those Were Different Times #219: The Suckypresentabration!
Unless she happens to be Mother Nature, because nature abhors a vacuum cleaner.
Things that hung on the tree before tinsel: Drunk Uncle Jake, Night crawlers, Shellacked Grub Worms, Painted Cicada shells, Suspenders, Fourteen Festive Rags, Webworms, Gramma’s Noodles, Candy Canes made of condoms, Laquered dirt clods,
Movies set to be released in December:
Frozen Out of Towners,
Those Were Different Times #218: The AngryCultabration!
Before they were famous: Merle Haggard
Unusual figure skating moves introduced at the Grand Prix: Axel Foley Jump, Sash Squat, Cherry Popper Flip, Death Smear, YMCA romp, Fork Lift, Mowhawk Burn, Camel toe spin, Triple Sows Ear, Double butts bend over,
Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:
The Madoff Swindle,
Those Were Different Times #217: The NeedlesslyScantilyCladabration!
4. Those grenades aren't the only thing about to go off.
3. I can hear Twisted Sister when I look at this.
2. Which slot accepts my two bits?
1. Welcome to my nicemare
Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon:
Poopy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Wanker,
Henry Van Winkle,
Suitey Van Husen,
Pappy Van Tinkle,
Pappy Van Stinkle,
Mammy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Hatfield,
Pappy Van McCoy,
Pappasan Van McKoi (imported),
Root Rot (and who wants that???) is attacking the Christmas tree industry. Better stick with a sure thing and buy a MacSpruce. Or, at least wear protection when decorating your tree.
These are new strains of Christmas tree…Continue
Airline -approved Spatula Baby Scraper.
Lemon Merengue Poi
Hertz Tire-chews for dogs
Fukashima Glow sticks