Those Were Different Times #373
... and the special "I Was Afraid To Google This" Award goes to:
Featuring Thirty Odd Minute of Grunt and Valsalva Maneuvers in the Dark.
6. Featuring the classic ballad, Ann, You're ism
4. Dick Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out …
3. "That seems like a very crude euphemism for a communion wafer."
Those Were Different Times #372
... and the special "Between The Lines" Award goes to:
They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.
(the gateway rug?)
6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.
5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure…Continue
Results, by Rotwang:
JJJ23 and Macspruce cleaned up the ball game today, sportsfans. But the winner topped them in the bottom of the 9th.
5: Yes, according to the pinch hitler.
4: Pitch hunt
3: It balked at going to the resistance rally with me.
2: "You also had some very fine baseballs on both sides."
1: "Who wants to know? Did the football put you up to this? ANSWER…Continue
Those Were Different Times #371
5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.
There but for the god of Grace go I.
4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!
3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.
Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly…Continue
Those Were Different Times #370
4. Tommy McNeely my ass, that's a young Lindsey Graham !!!
3. What a bunch of hand jive!
2. Kevin Spacey strikes again!
1. Tommy doesn't talk about the unseen hand job.