French Fries, French Bread, French Onion Soup, Croutons.
Put in a French Drain
Install French Doors
Use French Ticklers,
Can-Can through the office,
Drive a Citroën
Get a French Manicure
Okay, after spending the last hour designing this cup for all of the angry people who call themselves Christians, I find out that Bill O'Reilly doesn't have a problem with the red Starbucks holiday cups. But that's not going to stop me from publishing the prince of pomposity on his very own cup.…Continue
Those Were Different Times #320
5.. Bonnet & Clyde
4. The Dune Buggy prototype wasn't a complete success. For one thing, the rollbar was too high.
3. ...and then the ants came, and well, there was a lot of explaining to do at the funeral.
2.223. Leave it to Weaver
2. They kept weaving in and out of traffic
1.almost. Something Wicker Comes…Continue
Those Were Different Times #319
6. Who needs viagara when you can just harden your arteries with lard?
5. It's been a lard day's night...
4. Get a room you three.
3. It's life shortening. (Get it?)
2. Britain: We Don't Know What Food Is!
1.999. Care for a touch of the blubbery my dear?
1. They're not eating…