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November 2014 Blog Posts (8)

Those Were Different Times #287

Those Were Different Times #287

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5. I know several guys that are going to have skid-marks on their britches.

-38chrysler

4. Rider on the stormtroopers

-MacSpruce

3.85. How come they call him the Daredevil?

3. Aw shut up!! best out of three!!

-Iverneil

3. Sadly, they've not yet figured out that there are other gangs to fuck…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2014 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #286

Those Were Different Times #286

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7. And that's how Dick Tracy caught Mothman, every time.

1. Keystone Cop's bait car.

-Iverneil

(cops' ? as a fellow apostrophe criminal, i feel yah, bra.)

1. The same truck he uses to rescue kittens from trees and hurl them into garbage fires.

-TheDIRTYmidget

(wow, just wow)

1. More often than not, Simon usually preferred the ladder over the…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2014 at 2:00am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #285

Those Were Different Times #285

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"I sure would like some French Fried Tater-tots right about now hmm mm."

-SLINGBABY

-Ian Renga

They decided to take Junior to launch.

-Iverneil

It was cute until they started singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Then it was just creepy.

-MacSpruce

Their inability to keep this practice-baby alive is

what inevitably broke up…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 17, 2014 at 4:00am — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #284

Those Were Different Times #284

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3. Celebrating his 10,000th chicken-fucking without a fatality.

-theDIRTYmidget

2. The sty is appalling! The sty is appalling!

-MacSpruce

1. ....I'm afraid you will have to deal with your family rather harshly Farmer Tom...DO IT NOW!.

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 17, 2014 at 3:30am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #283

Those Were Different Times #283

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7. The Photographer said he wanted to do a Period Piece today.

-38chrysler

6. Even Billy Mays' blood will come out with Oxyclean!

-Mike McHuman

5. Defloral arrangement.

-MacSpruce

4. "The sheets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"

-VomitFlop

3. Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #282

Those Were Different Times #282

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6. I want one for every room in the house.

-RunSilent RunDeep

5. And on the seventh day the lord said "Make sure Heffner gets plenty of pussy"

-Iverneil

4. None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating

his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.

-theDIRTYmidget

3. Where's the cunning array of stunts I said I wanted to…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #280

Those Were Different Times #280

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82. I'm not driving so, it's irrelephant!!

-Iverneil

4. Surprisingly, nobody wanted to talk about it being in the room.

-VomitFlop

3. Horton Hires A Whore

-MacSpruce

2. Once he's good and drunk,

the trunk-greasin' lard comes out.

-theDIRTYmidget

(wow)

1. Pinkie knew he was totally smashed when he started seeing white…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 2, 2014 at 10:30pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #281

Those Were Different Times #281

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Results:  a tie for #2, that's right #2 is all tied up.

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4. Hey, CLOSE THAT DOOR! Were you born in a barn??

-KariGrant

3. Someday, son, this will all be yours.

-MacSpruce

2. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman star in, "The Shawshank Adoption."

-Gerhardguffaw

2. The wife-merchant drives a hard bargain.

-theDIRTYmidget

1. Everyone in…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 2, 2014 at 10:30pm — 36 Comments

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