A Star Is Aborted - Slant
My Wild Jewish Nose - Buttermilk
You Shook Me All Night Long But What I Really Needed Was My Stomach Pumped - Ian Renga
Sgt Peppers lonely artichoke heart club band -Mervin97…Continue
Added by Iverneil on November 29, 2012 at 12:42pm — No Comments
Same idea, make a pun from the following words:
GRADE A BUTTERBALL TURKEYS:
Rodney Dean.... "I'm not paying extra for white meat."
Gerhardguffaw...."Pardon me but I think Turkey is that way."
Added by Buttermilk on November 27, 2012 at 7:00am — No Comments
Yes, I took too long with this and I know I suck. There were soo many great puns here it was very difficult, I really did try twice before and gave up. Since there were so many words to make a pun from I tried to find the funniest and first to use each different word provided.
Honorable mention:(in no specific order)
I accidentaly shot a drake today…Continue
Write funny dialogue that would sound typical in the following
(or add one)
Espionage: "I told you to never ever call me at this number!!"... "It was an emergency!!! they're on to us!!"
Name a song that never made it because the title sucked.
Time aint on my side
I heard it through the carbine
You're not too nice tonight
Who needs your love you fucking creep
Santa's smoking crack this year.
You were always up my ass.
Today's the big day! President Obama is coming to Thailand and we're all pretty damned excited about it!
Unfortunately, he'll only be here for one day, which is not nearly enough time to see everything this wonderful and whacky little country has to offer. But the U.S. embassy here has come up with a funny way to maximize Mr Obama's exposure by posing a cardboard cutout of the president in front of various famous Thai landmarks and posting the pictures on its Facebook…Continue
You have ruined my life. Because instead of taking control of my own actions, I’m going to blame you, inanimate object, for all my shortcomings in life. I’ve given you a list. Now fix it! All of it!
1. If I defriend a person, it’s because I don’t want them to see my shit anymore! Or I don’t want to see their fucking shit anymore!
Yeah, whatever, maybe it was childish to defriend that boy that I used to love, but I was getting sick of…Continue
Sleep til noon.
Laugh about my goofie dream. Laugh some more.
Let dog out to pee.
Let dog in.
Curse the empty milk carton.…Continue
SKYSUMMER, The Prequel.
Lincoln Logs, the Colonoscopy.
Se7en Psycho Pathways.
The Porks of Being a Cornflower.
Clyde the Camel Park in Branson.
The Bobbit: Remastered.
The Last One-night Stand.
CHEF de CUISINE:
Gerhardguffaw: "I've had it up to here with you calling me Gordon Bleu!"
Added by Buttermilk on November 8, 2012 at 4:50pm — No Comments
Before you leave the house to vote, remember to bring the following:
A good eraser.
A sharpie, to use later on your neighbor's campaign signs.
A dozen eggs. (Use later)
Toilet paper (for those of you who still have trees, that is, neighbors with trees).
A spare can of gasoline.
Condoms. (Hey, the line could be reeeeally long.)
Not just a photo I D, hell, bring your whole family album. Those workers get bored. They'd love a…
3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze