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November 2012 Blog Posts (16)

One hit loser results

Honorable mentions

A Star Is Aborted - Slant

My Wild Jewish Nose - Buttermilk

You Shook Me All Night Long But What I Really Needed Was My Stomach Pumped - Ian Renga

Sgt Peppers lonely artichoke heart club band -Mervin97…

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Added by Iverneil on November 29, 2012 at 12:42pm — No Comments

More Punnier

  Same idea, make a pun from the following words:

 

Alabaster                        

Remora                         

deliberated

courdoury

impending

schnitzel

pedestrian

malfunction

mesmerized

Papal

Horace

Added by Iverneil on November 28, 2012 at 9:59am — 50 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? SCHWARZENEGGER PUMPING IRON EDITION

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Added by Buttermilk on November 27, 2012 at 1:00pm — 31 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? OBAMA/TURKEY EDITION

GRADE A BUTTERBALL TURKEYS:

Rodney Dean.... "I'm not paying extra for white meat."

Gerhardguffaw...."Pardon me but I think Turkey is that way."

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Added by Buttermilk on November 27, 2012 at 7:00am — No Comments

Very Punny Results

Yes, I took too long with this and I know I suck. There were soo many great puns here it was very difficult, I really did try twice before and gave up. Since there were so many words to make a pun from I tried to find the funniest and first to use each different word provided.

Honorable mention:(in no specific order)

I accidentaly shot a drake today…

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Added by Iverneil on November 24, 2012 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

Typical Dialogue

Write funny dialogue that would sound typical in the following

(or add one)

movie types:

 

Espionage: "I told you to never ever call me at this number!!"... "It was an emergency!!! they're on to us!!"

Western

Teen Horror

Sci-Fi

Romance

Action

War

Children's

Fantasy

 

 

Added by Iverneil on November 23, 2012 at 12:30pm — 12 Comments

One hit losers

Name a song that never made it because the title sucked.

Time aint on my side

I heard it through the carbine

You're not too nice tonight

Who needs your love you fucking creep

Santa's smoking crack this year.

You were always up my ass.

 

 

 

 

 

Added by Iverneil on November 21, 2012 at 8:08am — 60 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? OBAMA TURKEY EDITION

Added by Buttermilk on November 18, 2012 at 3:00pm — 24 Comments

Faux-bama Obama Does Bangkok

Today's the big day! President Obama is coming to Thailand and we're all pretty damned excited about it!

Unfortunately, he'll only be here for one day, which is not nearly enough time to see everything this wonderful and whacky little country has to offer. But the U.S. embassy here has come up with a funny way to maximize Mr Obama's exposure by posing a cardboard cutout of the president in front of various famous Thai landmarks and posting the pictures on its Facebook…

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Added by MacSpruce on November 18, 2012 at 1:40am — 2 Comments

Dear Facebook, you are ruining my life.

Dear Facebook,

You have ruined my life. Because instead of taking control of my own actions, I’m going to blame you, inanimate object, for all my shortcomings in life. I’ve given you a list. Now fix it! All of it!

1. If I defriend a person, it’s because I don’t want them to see my shit anymore! Or I don’t want to see their fucking shit anymore!

 

Yeah, whatever, maybe it was childish to defriend that boy that I used to love, but I was getting sick of…

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Added by natalie paige on November 12, 2012 at 5:58pm — 2 Comments

To Do and Done Today

Sleep til noon.

Pee.

Laugh about my goofie dream. Laugh some more.

Let dog out to pee.

Let dog in.

Curse the empty milk carton.…

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Added by KariGrant on November 11, 2012 at 12:30pm — 4 Comments

Now Showing Obscure Movie Titles

SKYSUMMER, The Prequel.

Lincoln Logs, the Colonoscopy.

Se7en Psycho Pathways.

The Porks of Being a Cornflower.

Kitchcock.

Clyde the Camel Park in Branson.

The Bobbit: Remastered.

The Last One-night Stand.

Grampbit.

Argo Cornstarch.

 

 

Added by KariGrant on November 9, 2012 at 2:37pm — 33 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? HELL'S KITCHEN EDITION

 

CHEF de CUISINE:

Gerhardguffaw: "I've had it up to here with you calling me Gordon Bleu!"

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Added by Buttermilk on November 8, 2012 at 4:50pm — No Comments

Voting checklist

Before you leave the house to vote, remember to bring the following:

A good eraser.

A sharpie, to use later on your neighbor's campaign signs.

A dozen eggs. (Use later)

Toilet paper (for those of you who still have trees, that is, neighbors with trees).

A spare can of gasoline.

Jumper cables.

Condoms. (Hey, the line could be reeeeally long.)

Leftover pizza.

Not just a photo I D, hell, bring your whole family album. Those workers get bored. They'd love a…

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Added by KariGrant on November 5, 2012 at 5:29pm — 6 Comments

2012 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze

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Added by Comedy Whirled on November 4, 2012 at 5:30pm — 1 Comment

THEY SAID WHAT?? HELL'S KITCHEN EDITION

                                                                                      Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen

Added by Buttermilk on November 2, 2012 at 6:30am — 16 Comments

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