You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is practical to assume that there are still birds out there that could bite…Continue
Ok rednecks, we've been put through the mill thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, but I offer a new set of "you might be a"'s. Something G Rated Foxworthy won't explore. I've lived in and close to the hood, so I'm qualified and exempt from the backlash and racial insensitivity, plus I'm Irish. They're just jokes people.
While reading, please use Jeff Foxworthy's voice and the appropriate comedic pauses between the joke and ".....you might live in the hood". Thank…Continue
Here are the current rankings through 11-14*
*11/11 weekend results not yet included
This will be the last update in 2011, good luck in the stretch run.
1. MacSpruce - 77…Continue
Added by Comedy Whirled on November 15, 2011 at 8:30pm — No Comments
Howdy, "pardners" Now It seems a me all yall folks have problems, deep deep deep problems .... IN THE WILD WEST! Well, suffer no longer, "Dr" M. Puma is here ... IN THE WILD WEST! to answer yar'n questions an provide advice ... IN THE WILD WEST!…Continue
Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!
Introducing: Jimmy McGriff's album "I'VE GOT A WOMAN (AT THE ORGAN)".
and the misrepresntation by means of representation award goes to:
I've Got A Woman... At The Bagpipe - Jimmy Macspruce.
-LL Bein (disregard previous dash)
and the just common sense award goes to:
I DON'T LIKE PICKLES, I…
Another little tale, this one I wrote a few years ago. I recently redid the ending as I was told by some the last one was a little weak. Hope you Enjoy!
The Art of Walking
Walking (the process by which one moves on ground at a moderate pace by alternating advances of one leg in front of the other) is a common, almost exclusive practice of the human species. For able-bodied individuals, the basic principles of walking are firmly established by the age of 18 to 26.…Continue
I have a pretty steady routine when it comes to looking for things on the internet to yell at every other day on our webbed site internets log page. I have a few regular news sources that I scour for the most inane, ridiculous, mind rapingly dumb news stories of the day. Naturally I start right off the top with FoxNews.com. I usually have to look no further than our trusty friends at Fox to find something yell-at-able. Failing Fox’s usual failings, I then move on to Yahoo, or CNN, or any…Continue
Added by Van Full of Candy on November 8, 2011 at 2:36pm — No Comments