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November 2011 Blog Posts (10)

If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy."


Today's episode:…



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Added by Rotwang on November 21, 2011 at 4:00pm — 1 Comment

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Added by JJJ23 on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

We Might Be Stuffing

   Considering the hundreds of eyewitness accounts in South America of a giant flightless bird and the fact that much of that country has yet to be explored with modern surveillance equipment it is…

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Added by Ian on November 18, 2011 at 4:30pm — 1 Comment

...........you might live in the hood.

Ok rednecks, we've been put through the mill thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, but I offer a new set of "you might be a"'s. Something G Rated Foxworthy  won't explore. I've lived in and close to the hood, so I'm qualified and exempt from the backlash and racial insensitivity, plus I'm Irish. They're just jokes people.

While reading, please use Jeff Foxworthy's voice and the appropriate comedic pauses between the joke and ".....you might live in the hood". Thank…

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Added by chuckkling on November 17, 2011 at 12:30pm — 56 Comments

2011 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

Here are the current rankings through 11-14*

 

*11/11 weekend results not yet included

 

This will be the last update in 2011, good luck in the stretch…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on November 15, 2011 at 8:30pm — No Comments

Ask Dr. M Puma ... IN THE WILD WEST!

Howdy, "pardners" Now It seems a me all yall folks have problems, deep deep deep problems .... IN THE WILD WEST!  Well, suffer no longer, "Dr" M. Puma is here ... IN THE WILD WEST! to answer yar'n questions an provide advice ... IN THE WILD WEST!…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 12, 2011 at 1:53am — 5 Comments

Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Introducing: Jimmy McGriff's album "I'VE GOT A WOMAN (AT THE ORGAN)". 

Results:

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and the misrepresntation by means of representation award goes to:

I've Got A Woman... At The Bagpipe - Jimmy Macspruce.

-LL Bein (disregard previous dash)



and the just common sense award goes to:

I DON'T LIKE PICKLES, I…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 11, 2011 at 11:30pm — 24 Comments

The Art Of Walking

Another little tale, this one I wrote a few years ago. I recently redid the ending as I was told by some the last one was a little weak. Hope you Enjoy!

 

The Art of Walking

Walking (the process by which one moves on ground at a moderate pace by alternating advances of one leg in front of the other) is a common, almost exclusive practice of the human species. For able-bodied individuals, the basic principles of walking are firmly established by the age of 18 to 26.…

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Added by Donairs on November 8, 2011 at 3:30pm — 1 Comment

Meet CNN’s Newest Correspondent: Pec Flexman

I have a pretty steady routine when it comes to looking for things on the internet to yell at every other day on our webbed site internets log page. I have a few regular news sources that I scour for the most inane, ridiculous, mind rapingly dumb news stories of the day. Naturally I start right off the top with FoxNews.com. I usually have to look no further than our trusty friends at Fox to find something yell-at-able. Failing Fox’s usual failings, I then move on to Yahoo, or CNN, or any…

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Added by Van Full of Candy on November 8, 2011 at 2:36pm — No Comments

Nipple Blood & Stan

Here's a dumb idea for a TV show, like I've had before. It's about an anthropomorphic vial of blood from someone's nipple and it's pal Stan who's just a man like me and maybe you or that guy, and they're a part time crime fighting duo(they make no attempt to mask themselves in any way). But they both have a barely functioning addiction to crack cocaine. So when they go to fight the crime, say it's a bank robbery, they get there and say to the bank people being held up "Hey, we'll help you… Continue

Added by JJJ23 on November 1, 2011 at 10:59pm — 1 Comment

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