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November 2010 Blog Posts (39)

Tattoo Confessions

I have been playing music most of my life. I started on the viola when I was in the fifth grade and joined the school orchestra. The first question people ask is "What is the viola?". The viola looks like a violin but it has a lower register and the music is written in the G clef rather than the standard treble clef. I didn't really choose the viola, it was the only instrument in the house and my parents weren't going to buy an evil electric twanger. In hindsight, I was glad I learned a… Continue

Added by chuckkling on November 30, 2010 at 10:30pm — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #95

Those Were Different Times #95

Introducing: the Monteux Vienna Philharmonic performing "Symphonie Fantastique"

Results:

6. Genie! That's not what I meant by "hang on"!

-drwho

5. she's a C.I.L.F. (Cynic I'd Like to Fawn over)

-antistar

4. The seductive horse thief faces justice at last.

-Donairs

3.5. Major Nelson finally got sick of wishing for The…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 29, 2010 at 7:00pm — 17 Comments

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Added by GOZER on November 28, 2010 at 9:41pm — 2 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Reheated Results





Why does turkey taste better when it achieves leftover status? Maybe everything I cook should be stored for two days before eating. Maybe I should let some of my captions sit for a few days before posting. This is why I take my time judging, I allow your caps to steep, to achieve maximum hilarity. Your welcome. Now get out the gravy Grandma and lets do this again.........



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Added by chuckkling on November 28, 2010 at 9:21pm — No Comments

Damn, it's hot down here!

I was raised a Catholic. My parents and I went to mass every weekend. To say I was a devout Catholic would be a masterpiece of understatement – I seriously considered entering the priesthood. Of course, this was before it was revealed that half the priesthood were buggering little boys. Back then, the only gossip that went on about our priest was that he tended to tip the bottle now and then. Okay, so he was a raging alcoholic. But it made for a very quick mass. …



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Added by Bubba Licious on November 28, 2010 at 5:13pm — 3 Comments

What Type Of Facebooker Are You?

I've been on Facebook steadily for about a year now. I was a late convert from Myspace, which is now on life support. During my time on Facebook I've noticed how people use and interact on the site. They fall into different categories that parallel social groups that have existed since the dawn of time. I've made a list of these groups and their traits, also how to recognize people within the group in the outside world. Enjoy....…





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Added by chuckkling on November 26, 2010 at 11:00pm — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times Contest #94

Those Were Different Times Contest #94

Introducing "Christmas with Rico"

Results:

8. Rico never heeded the "Don't eat the yellow snow" warning.

-chuckkling

7. Includes the timeless classics, "I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus", and "I'll be Homo for Christmas"!

-Shag

6. he climbs down the chimney & passes judgment on you.

-antistar

5.75. ... requires a paid escort dressed as a Smurf™.…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 24, 2010 at 11:30pm — 24 Comments

Top Ten Things Heard at a TSA Pat Down

10) For $20, will you take the rubber gloves off?

9) Oh shit, you hit the detonat---

8) What? No cavity serach? What kind of business do you run here? Where's your manager?

7) Scratch lower

6) My Daddy used to like to play this game

5) For .50, can your fingers vibrate?

4) You guys hiring?

3) Can I get an upgrade?

2) Oh no- not my colonoscpy bag!!

and the number 1 thing heard-

Got any KY?

Added by Jim McPartland on November 24, 2010 at 10:33am — 4 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Result Center

Welcome all to another edition of Results Central Party Headquarters..apalooza. Sorry for the delay, I got drunk all weekend watching football I was volunteering all weekend at the homeless shelter, trying to give back. So here are the results from the past week and thanks to you all. Now I'm off to help place rescue dogs in loving homes. Cheers.…

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Added by chuckkling on November 23, 2010 at 4:30pm — No Comments

What are you thankful for this holiday season?



With the Thanksgiving holiday near, I thought I would ask some people what they are thankful for...…

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on November 23, 2010 at 2:49pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times Contest #93

Those Were Different Times Contest #93

Introducing, an informational selection from the United States Department Of Agriculture, for those of us in the general breeding population who don't know how to buy meat: "HOW TO BUY MEAT".

Results:

5. Also featuring the "Loading Zone" announcements!

-drhwo

4. I only borrow meat.

-chuckkling

3. Jab the meat with a sharp object such as a knife or an icepick. If it moves…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2010 at 4:30am — 18 Comments

waah, waah, waah





I haven't been around much lately, or have you noticed? Hello? Hell-oooo! Is there anybody out there?!



Ah, just as well. I'm used to talking to myself. Seem to be doing it more and more these days. Anyways, as I was saying, I haven't been on here much of late. I've been dealing with some issues. Call it mid-life crisis, existential despair, whatever. But it has kicked me in the balls, and I haven't… Continue

Added by Bubba Licious on November 22, 2010 at 8:59pm — 6 Comments

Those Were Different Times Contest #92

Those Were Different Times Contest #92

Introducing "EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO OPERATE A CB RADIO"

Results:

And the award for "Best Fictional Dirty CB Radio Transmission" goes to:

UUUUH... BREAKER BREAKER MMMMMMM DONKEY DONG AAAAAAAH YOU OUT THERE.

YEA, YOU GOT THE NEW YORK HANGER BANGER HER DARLIN... WHATS YOUR HANDLE???

UUUUH I WAS LOOKING FOR DONKEY DONG...... AHHH OVER

YEA, YOU GOT THE BIG MONKEY SPUNK GA…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 21, 2010 at 6:30pm — 18 Comments

The Sexiest Man Alive

I was intending to write this blog yesterday but got distracted . . . see my blog yesterday titled, "Yoyoy is Barok" . . . and NO! Barok is not the sexiest man alive =) Anyway, tonight is another night and now is the time . . .

Six months ago I wrote a blog that goes like this:…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on November 19, 2010 at 8:00pm — 5 Comments

Yoyoy is Barok

I was intending to write a blog about the sexiest man alive when I saw Mellowpuma's "Those where different times, #90" blog.

OH MY FREAKIN' DICKENS!!! It's Yoyoy Villame!!!!

Now, I have to write about him . . . and I have to write it now because I want to follow Mellowpuma's blog…

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Added by Codename: Spydergirl on November 18, 2010 at 9:30am — 6 Comments

Those Were Different Times #90

Those Were Different Times #90

Introducing "YOYOY IS BAROK" whatever that means.

Results:

4.75. Remind me again which prehistoric animal had red fur with star-shaped spots?



4.5. His expression was caused by his having just realized that women with bigger tits DO exist.



4. They must have really good hair and makeup people in The Land Of Shittily-Drawn Caves.

-theDIRTYmidget

3. Includes the hit, "Everybody Wang…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 18, 2010 at 12:30am — 28 Comments

... It's TOO Hot a Winter... Let me Breathe. (Fuck you climate change.)

It's probably almost Winter here in Washington State... who knows? Who keeps track of such things?



It's too fucking hot for November anyways...



It's making me cranky.



We say we love the heat...we say we love the sun...



but we don't.



At least I don't this time of year.



It's a big fucking lie. Like many things.



Fuck "Twilight."



It's gloomy... and I miss the cold.



It's November and the bugs won't die... and my… Continue

Added by LizzyQ on November 17, 2010 at 3:11am — 6 Comments

Those Were Different Times #89

Those Were Different Times #89

Introducing Mr. Jay Snell and the record where he somehow preaches "Confessions of a Teen-Age Girl".

Results:



8. "East End Crusade" is the far east corner of the prison cafeteria.

-antistar

7. He was heard calling the Lord during his rear end crusades with teenage girls.

-drwho

6.My daughter...an anonymous teen confessed to me........"…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 16, 2010 at 8:00pm — 27 Comments

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