Wet popcorn balls.
Floating Baby Ruths are not Baby Ruths.
Getting to the next house.
Mom won't let you use the flashlight. Mom's special flashlight. The one that hums.
The man in 6B always flashes you for "the treat."
You can't swim.
Roaches can swim.
After eating your treats, mom makes you wait thirty minutes before going out to play.
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Bobbing for plums in the hot tub.
Pass the hair.
Guess what’s dripping in the box.
Guess what’s that smell?
Chutes and body bags.
Trivial pursuit of another victim.
Tag, you’re next.
Hide and try not to whimper.
Guess the pizza ingredients.
Pretend you’re pregnant.
Pretend you’re birthing a baby.
Pretend you’re Quasimoto.
Tie it to your foot and walk awkwardly.
Use guts of it to pretend you’re puking.
Decent catapult ammo.
Use for an “other world” globe.
Drop from tall buildings and let gravity make sidewalk art.
Experiment with electricity.
Makes a good punch bowl.
Makes a bad aquarium.
Use one of the words below in a pun.
Spine grouper savage
incensed melody jugular
Mallard charter hermaphrodite
alfredo bomber translucent
leper angst pearly
chipolte omelette menstrual
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Bronx Zoo, 1959…
Blueberry Pop-tart with a Third Eye.
ET with VD.
Hello, Rabid Kitty.
My Little Pirannah.
I will post my picture and mystery cap here. Each day I will reveal a letter. The first to guess gets their name on the Mystery Cap Board.
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His own, on the backs of Nike checks.
Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Dopey at Disneyworld.
No longer Bicycle Spokesman. Now Spokes man at Arnold's Bike repair shop.
Cancer. Still has endorsement from Scorpio and two attaboys from Saggitarius.
Now only touring Franks & Buns.
The Dirty Midget.
Atop the Comedy Whirled Blimp.
Big Mama's Ass.
A deep vat of Jello.
The Hershey factory.
Three Mile Island.
Ben & Jerry's.
Miley's sex tape #2.
The Serta factory.
Budweiser's #43 vat.
The set of Cupcake Wars.
Pinworms from Heaven,
Stingin’ in the Rain,
Somewhere Over the Tebow,
If I Were a Bitch, Man,
The Sound of Muzak,
Puttin’ on the Rinse,
Stink the Bismark,