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August 2011 Blog Posts (16)

Houston, you won't have a problem...losing 100

As the major league season is starting to wind down and the pennant races…

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Added by Jams3kds on August 31, 2011 at 10:00pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #154 The Touchybration!

Those Were Different Times #154 The Touchybration!

Introducing: LUIE LUIE CREATOR OF "TOUCHY"

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Results:

And the "O The Pointy Birds .." Award goes to:

" Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I Created "Touchy" "

-antistar

(view the whole series, @ www.icreatedtouchyyourewelcome@aol.com)



14. Luie Luie's license plate:…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 31, 2011 at 7:00pm — 18 Comments

I Wanna Be a Porn Star Baaaaaybeeeee ... Well, Except For The HIV





Alright you stars of porn, lets go ahead and take 5 and gather around. Stop your threesums, put your cable repairman outfit back on Ron, and for god's sake you people over there leave that horse alone and get over here, this is serious business. Now listen! It has come to our attention that one of you had a stinky HIV test. Yeah! We're not pointing any fingers but lets just say if any of you have… Continue

Added by Van Full of Candy on August 30, 2011 at 3:26pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #153 The What The Whatsterbration!

Those Were Different Times #153 The What The Whatsterbration!

Introducing ...... THIS!

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6. Nothing crushed Tokyo residents more than when Godzilla sold out

-antistar

5. The Lounge Lizards sing "Marry me and have an egg, live babies are so yesterday

-keibar

4. BRIDE IN CIRCLE IMPLY THEY PLAY WEDDING.

-theDIRTYmidget

3. They indiscriminately murdered millions in Tokyo, and we  are…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 28, 2011 at 6:00pm — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #152 The Coronationabration!

Those Were Different Times #152 The Coronationabration!

Introducing: " "Big Joe" Rosenfield the happiest man in the world"

 

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12. The source of Joe's happiness is just out of frame, and dances under the name 'Renaldo'

-theDIRTYmidget



11. Convinced he's experiencing one of those exceedingly rare evangeljisms.

-FroDoh!

 

10.…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 25, 2011 at 9:30pm — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #151: The Jazzhandelion!

Those Were Different Times #151: The Jazzhandelion!

Introducing the Various Artists Compilation: "invitation to MODERN JAZZ"

Results:

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First the "Rendition Competition"

-IanRenga is just glad…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 21, 2011 at 9:30pm — 39 Comments

Boogity Boogity Boogity...NASCAR is makin' changes boys!

America’s largest spectator sport is in trouble. Waning interest each week is making the number one watched sport of Wal-Mart employees start to take notice. Since peaking in popularity around 2005 NASCAR has seen a steady decline in ticket sales. If you turn on a race nowadays you will see more and more empty seats. Officials with NASCAR are looking into changing the way they do business to accommodate fans during these trying economic times. What can they do?…

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Added by Jams3kds on August 20, 2011 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #150! The Lobsterbration!

Those Were Different Times #150! The Lobsterbration!

Introducing: "the Lobster Trap Presents Dick Burns"

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Resultsterbration!

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And the "Best Euphamism For Lady Parts" award goes to:

Right in your face & you still can't find the little man in the boat.

-LL Bein

 

And the "Best Use of the Flinstone's System of Nomenclature" award goes to:

The Lobster…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 15, 2011 at 5:30pm — 51 Comments

Those Were Different Times #149 The Pre Celebrationing! The Premature Resutulation!

Those Were Different Times #149 The Pre Celebrationing!

Introducing: Debbie Reynolds

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Resultulation:

 

3. The original "Wrap Artist -MacSpruce

 

2. Rolling Stone called it "Debbie's…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 12, 2011 at 10:00pm — 12 Comments

What's in a nickname Berman?

 

Hey there sports fans are you ready for some football? I know I am. It is usually this time of year that I start getting that itch (no…not the itch that needs a monthly shot), the football itch. Many of you groupies obviously watch Fox Sports, CBS, NBC, NFL Network, or NFL Sunday Ticket. But if you can stomach ESPN NFL Sunday Countdown long enough and the steaming pile of pregame egos they have, then you know Chris Berman.…

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Added by Jams3kds on August 10, 2011 at 2:55pm — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #148 The Butchening! Results! get Ready for big 150oooh YeaH!

Those Were Different Times #148 The Butchening!

Introducing: MACHO " I'm a man ".

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Results

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and the "photoshop Wizard sure plays something something not pinball" award goes to:…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 7, 2011 at 10:30pm — 44 Comments

The Nose

Nope, sorry, this is not a review of the Gogol story. This concerns my nose. I am 46 years old. Almost half a century. And all this time I was completely unaware of the nose on my face. Not that I had one; of course I knew that. But to the nature of it. You see, I had always thought I had a small, petite, rather unassuming nose. It was even something that bothered me slightly. Oh, it’s not like I laid awake at night,…

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Added by Bubba Licious on August 5, 2011 at 7:28pm — 3 Comments

Meatloaf Collapses On Stage For the Second Time In Three Days

I wonder if his doctor told him that two out of three ain't bad.

Added by Greg Milano on August 3, 2011 at 7:13pm — 2 Comments

2011 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

 

Here are the current power rankings through 7/31.

 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver, 1 for Bronze.

 

1. antistar - 56 points

2. JJJ23…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on August 2, 2011 at 10:30pm — 16 Comments

AAAHHHHHH!!! (Apocalypse Edition: Parte the Somethingth)

It’s the end of the world! Oh sweet Jesus who up until this very moment when you might actually be of some use to me, I have heretofore ignored and denied, IT’S THE END OF THE MONKEY FIGHTING WORLD!

 

Don’t believe me?! Well fuck you! ‘Cause it’s real Jack! You’re dead! I’m dead! We’re all fuckin’ dead and we don’t even know it! But I do! I know it! You don’t, but I do! I know it! I know it and now you know it! So fuckin’ disregard the first part of this statement! Because now…

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Added by Van Full of Candy on August 2, 2011 at 2:00pm — 3 Comments

Walt Disney Corporation Presents "Seal Team 6, the Musical"!

Oh look, another Rotwang weblog post on CW



"One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere."


Today's episode:…



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Added by Rotwang on August 1, 2011 at 9:00am — 5 Comments

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