Those Were Different Times #362
5. It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots.
4. If you've seen him lately, it looks like the Gator got him.
3. It was all fun and games until he learned he'd got GatorAIDS.
2. Also starring Lauren Hutten, an actress best known for holding the record of "Worlds Shortest Asscrack".
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Those Were Different Times #363
5. He was a Seminole in college, which is equally awful.
4. If you're a fan, you should really check out the director's cut on Blu-ray. It has deleted scenes, commentary by Sergio Corbucci and 35% more racism.
3. I went to go see it but they told me I needed Reservations
2. I love the part where Chief Soaring T. Justice say's "Junior, when we…Continue