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July 2014 Blog Posts (12)

Book Festivals

Harem Book Fair,

Baltic-Timor Book Festival and Throat Singers Conference,

Fall Over a Used Book Fair,

National Festivus Book Grievance Campaign Washington, DC,

New York Is Country Book and Boot Festival,

Southern Festival of Butter Books,

Nutella Festival of Reading While You Eat,

Texas Book ‘em at the Border Sale,

Sarasota Horse & Reading Festival,

Miami Book and Jewlarry Fair,

Added by KariGrant on July 31, 2014 at 3:22pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #265

Those Were Different Times #265

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2. He could easily overpower us Mabel, make us do stuff we don't want to do .

-Iverneil



1. ♪ You're so veiny ♪

-MPG…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 14 Comments

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8. Bea Arthropod

-MacSpruce



7. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the oyster bed.

-Mike McHuman



6. Worlds deadliest snatch

-Iverneil



5. Claw & Order: WTF!

-Gerhardguffaw



4. Jeanne Clawed van Clamme

-FroDoh!



3. "What happens when she reaches 100%?"

-Ian Renga



2. Women of the Sixties were… Continue

Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 32 Comments

Gone, but Never Forgotten...

Added by Ryan on July 17, 2014 at 7:25pm — 2 Comments

Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2014 at 8:09pm — 1 Comment

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Those Were Different Times #263

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2. And now for my next trick, I will change this Republican back into a human.

-Mike McHuman

1. His family was Nuts.

-38chrysler…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 11, 2014 at 6:00am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #262

Those Were Different Times #262

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3. ♪♫ This land is your land, this land is my land...♫♪

-Iverneil

2. What kinda peace pipe is that?"

-VomitFlop

1. The Last of the Mohicans talking into The Last of the Victrolas.

-Jams3kds…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 11, 2014 at 5:30am — 21 Comments

Acts Which Were Not on America’s Got Talent:

Rear ending parked cars. 

Virgin Sacrifices to Virgin Airlines (unauthorized).

Tag Team Naugahyde Fabric Repair.

Consumer Credit Mockers.

Evidence Swallowing.

Ghaza Strippers.

Group Women’s Bench Press, starting with five on the Supreme Court Bench.

Executive  Dinner Decisions.

Yoga Milking.

Power Pointing.

Added by KariGrant on July 8, 2014 at 8:06pm — 5 Comments

Reasons the Styx & Foreigners' Tour Buses burst into flames

They were trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass.

Too many damn Foreigners.

Somebody rubbed two Styx together.

They was a'smokin' in bed.

Two words: Hot Licks.

Too many pocket rockets.

Both bands were "lit."

Their bifocals ignited the crossword puzzle book.

Hot chicks on board.

They were Hot Blooded.

Added by KariGrant on July 2, 2014 at 9:05pm — 8 Comments

#WomanCrushWednesday

Added by Ryan on July 2, 2014 at 7:49pm — No Comments

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5.3. "Alex, I'll take 'Scissoring with your long-time companion' for $500."

5. A ma'ams leash should exceed her grasp.

-FroDoh!

3.4. Apply a little pressure then, Voila!! he poops right where you want him to.

3. Taxidermy aside, she still managed to enjoy their traditional morning walk.

-Iverneil

2. Rover Weighed

-vomitFlop

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Added by mellowpuma on July 1, 2014 at 3:00am — 22 Comments

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8.Over the years, Google Glass has become only slightly less dorky looking.

-MacSpruce

7.2. Madonna merely perfected what her great aunts pioneered.

7. Cone-dependency isn't pretty.

-FroDoh!

6.I see your point.

-Iverneil

5. Oral contraception.

-Nuje NcGynab

4. The beak will inherit the…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 1, 2014 at 3:00am — 33 Comments

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