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July 2013 Blog Posts (11)

News Flash: Weiner Refuses to Pull Out!

   Well, Weiner's back on the front…

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Added by Frodoh on July 30, 2013 at 7:00pm — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #201: The Cellophaneabraton!

Those Were Different Times #201:  The Cellophaneabraton!

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6. Know Your Dope Fiend: He will create elaborate devices to capture the smoke for maximum effect.

-Ian Renga

5. "Dammit, I can't believe we forgot their pacifiers! We're the worst parents ever!"

-VomitFlop

4. Keeps things so fresh, those kids are actually 18 years old.

-Iverneil

3. Just 4 to 7 minutes…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 25, 2013 at 4:00am — 24 Comments

2013 Sports Whirled Caption Contest Updated Standings

 

Updated Standings as of 6-30-2013

  1. Groucho............................................55
  2. AKAAB..............................................50…
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Added by Jams3kds on July 22, 2013 at 2:22pm — 7 Comments

Overheard at the Asylum

During recess, or whatever the hell they call it at the institution, but you know, where they all kind of wander the yard they must say things to each other.

I will start with the first comment, every comment after is in response to the one before it .

Added by Iverneil on July 18, 2013 at 11:45am — 18 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? THE LONE RANGER EDITION

Added by Buttermilk on July 17, 2013 at 7:47pm — 19 Comments

RESULTS: THE BABY IS CROWNING EDITION

DIAMOND

ROSEDUDE:  "The delivery will be a breeze once you pass her ears."

GOLD

BIGJAS:  "god knows what our baby will look…

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Added by Buttermilk on July 15, 2013 at 11:25am — No Comments

Those Were Different Times #200 The TomPetersonabration!

Those Were Different Times #200 The TomPetersonabration!

Introducing, an album by Tom Peterson: "tom peterson - at last!"

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4. Quit while you're a head, Petersen.

-buttermilk

I3. ncludes his #1hit "I'm in a mountain of shit"

-Iverneil

2. Canyon fodder

-MacSpruce

1. Featuring the hit song "I Like Big Buttes and I Cannot Lie".

-MadAdam…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 14, 2013 at 5:30pm — 19 Comments

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah — Snowden Style!

*********photo courtesy of the internet *********

Hey, this is my first blog post.  What wiith Eddy Snowden all over the news, I felt compelled to pen his parodic comeuppance (to Allen Sherman's…

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Added by Frodoh on July 6, 2013 at 5:00pm — 5 Comments

Summer Night.

Falling downwards... through time... tonight...



My eyes water...



... and I know I'm going down.



Finally - after a long time.



And when I wake...



I'll put my jeans and shoes on (and all the rest)...



... and head on up The Mountain. With my clan. My brother, My Dad, my nephews... and me.



For a little boost of nature.



Pure, and so so sweet.



I love the smell of the trees.



I'm sure I'll come back…

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Added by LizzyQ on July 6, 2013 at 12:00am — 4 Comments

Just for Some Laughs Try Grumpy's World

Been awhile - but why not scoot over to Grumpy's World - jimbobalouie's Humour Blog Site.

http://jimbobalouie.wordpress.com/

 

Added by jimbobalouie on July 4, 2013 at 6:00am — No Comments

Those Were Different Times #199: The Americanabration.

Those Were Different Times #199: The Americanabration.

Introducing: "Chuck Bisset tells WHY I AM AN AMERICAN"

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8. The sweaters, just that, nothing else, really great sweaters.

-MadAdam

7. America lost a bet.

-dr who

6. Where else can a nerdy virgin who loves to masturbate to the Golden Girls live?

-Gerhardguffaw

6. because we had better weapons than the indigenous people that were…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 1, 2013 at 12:00am — 33 Comments

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