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2012 LONDON OLYMPICS EDITION…Continue
Run, Run, Run.
Pee, sniff pee.
RUN, RUN FAST!!
Howl at moon.
Those Were Different Times #184: The Revoltabration!
"SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN "Elves' Revolt" "
"A Majors event." -- SPIN
"A full 79 cents worth of entertainment!" -- Melody Maker
"Belongs on the shelf of any elf-respecting collector." -- Rolling Stone
2. I agree with you! They all look revolting.
1. "I wanna know how the fuck you fucking fuckers…Continue
In Sante Fe it was 57 at night. Now I'm in Oklahoma and it's 105 ALL NEXT WEEK! So, I've had to improvise:
Go to Dollar movie every day. You're not there to watch. You're there to survive.
Sit the mall.
Libraries aren't just for books.
Take your pet to Petsmart in the afternoon. If approached say, "She's just looking."
Get a Big Gulp. Take it home and nest it between your legs.
Go into Braums. Get a twist cone and lick it real slow. Then go to…Continue
RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?
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Montezuma's Castle Revenge,
De Vargas Veins,
Lincoln Blinkin' Nodding-off,
Paseo de Paralysis,
Those Were Different Times #183: Spockhaircutabration!
Introducing: "ROCK 'N DISCO MR. BULL FROG Country Style &HANG * &COTTIE"
And the special "Ode To Me" Award goes to:
♪♫ Jeremiah was a Vulcan!
Was a good friend of Hang's
He never understood the boy's finger-'V'
But he helped him meld his mind
Yeah, he 'country-styled' his mind
Joy to the…
Remember the good old days, when the history channel was all about letting us know that hitler was (spoiler) not just bad, ... but really, really bad?
... And the discovery channel showed only hellaciously boring footage of animals being annoyed at the film crew, killing stuff, being killed, and /or screwing while being killed. How did they even make that boring? Answer: super dry English dudes, who sounded like the'yd just woken up from a cozy nap.
No longer. Apparently…Continue
Those Were Different Times #182: Eaglehaslandedabration!
Introducing: "HOLD O TO YOUR FREEDOM" by TONY BRAZIS
St. Elmo's Heartburn,
Novaya Heimlich Effect,
Super Cell Anemia,
Potato Rag-topped Chicken Salad,
Italian Fiesta Casserole,
Sloppy Jalopy-Joe hot dish,
Wagoneer Wheel Casserole,
Baked Nashed Potatoes,
The Wet Burrito
The Rusty Knuckle
Atilla the hunted
Joan of Arches
Billy the kidding
William the Conch order
The Desert Faux
The thief of baggage
Baby lace Nelson
Machine bun Kelly
Science experiments gone wrong,
Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!
Introducing: "MUSIC FOR HAPPY OCCASIONS STAB STAB DOIN' THE STAB in High Fidelity"
... and the "In Phenomanly Bad Taste" Award goes to:
OJ and Nicole's wedding song
6.75 Problem is, 'The Stab' simply has no hook.
6.5 Some people really know how to shiv it up!
6. Featuring: ♪♫ The Way to a Man's Heart is Between His Left 4th or 5th…Continue
The beast that wouldn't shut up
The Creature with the crab rangoon
The Crawling pie
It came from bed bath and beyond
Carnival of soul sisters
Night of the giving bread
3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze
Results through 6/29/12 - Halfway…Continue
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Red Tape Explorers,
Modestly Attractive Cabbies,
Glass Blower Blowers,