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July 2012 Blog Posts (25)

THEY SAID WHAT?? 2012 LONDON OLYMPICS EDITION.

 THEY SAID WHAT??

2012 LONDON OLYMPICS EDITION…

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Added by Buttermilk on July 31, 2012 at 8:07pm — 25 Comments

Dog Dreams

Run, Run, Run.

Bones.

Pee, sniff pee.

BIG BONE!

Butts.

RUN, RUN FAST!!

Belly rubs.

Perimeter Check.

Bones.

Howl at moon.

 

Added by KariGrant on July 31, 2012 at 11:44am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #184: The Revoltabration!

Those Were Different Times #184: The Revoltabration!

Introducing:

"SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN "Elves' Revolt" "

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"A Majors event." -- SPIN

"A full 79 cents worth of entertainment!" -- Melody Maker

"Belongs on the shelf of any elf-respecting collector." -- Rolling Stone

-MacSpruce

2. I agree with you! They all look revolting.

-Buttermilk

1. "I wanna know how the fuck you fucking fuckers…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 30, 2012 at 6:30pm — 13 Comments

Things to do when it's too friggin' hot:

In Sante Fe it was 57 at night. Now I'm in Oklahoma and it's 105 ALL NEXT WEEK! So, I've had to improvise:

Go to Dollar movie every day. You're not there to watch. You're there to survive.  

Sit the mall.

Libraries aren't just for books.

Take your pet to Petsmart in the afternoon. If approached say, "She's just looking."

Get a Big Gulp. Take it home and nest it between your legs.  

Go into Braums. Get a twist cone and lick it real slow. Then go to…

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Added by KariGrant on July 29, 2012 at 6:51am — 22 Comments

RESULTS: BORDER-LINES THEY SAID WHAT CONTEST

 

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?

BORDER-LINES CONTEST

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Added by Buttermilk on July 28, 2012 at 8:24am — No Comments

Sante Fe Illnesses

Guada Loopie,

Assissickness,

Montezuma's Castle Revenge,

Puebloat,

Kocaspelli,

De Vargas Veins,

Contemporary Farts,

Lincoln Blinkin' Nodding-off,

Paseo de Paralysis,

Heart Aztec,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Added by KariGrant on July 26, 2012 at 3:53pm — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #183: Spockhaircutabration!

Those Were Different Times #183: Spockhaircutabration!

Introducing: "ROCK 'N DISCO MR. BULL FROG Country Style &HANG * &COTTIE"

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And the special "Ode To Me" Award goes to:

♪♫ Jeremiah was a Vulcan!

Was a good friend of Hang's

He never understood the boy's finger-'V'

But he helped him meld his mind

Yeah, he 'country-styled' his mind

Singin'-----

Joy to the…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 23, 2012 at 6:30pm — 18 Comments

What's your tribal name or tribe?

The Slappahoe's

Sosueme tribe

Running beaver

Burnt toast

Added by Iverneil on July 22, 2012 at 4:33pm — 36 Comments

Rant Time! - I Hate You Merman!

Remember the good old days, when the history channel was all about letting us know that hitler was (spoiler) not just bad, ... but really, really bad?

... And the discovery channel showed only hellaciously boring footage of animals being annoyed at the film crew, killing stuff, being killed, and /or screwing while being killed.  How did they even make that boring?  Answer: super dry English dudes, who sounded like the'yd just woken up from a cozy nap.

No longer.  Apparently…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 16, 2012 at 9:30pm — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #182: The Eaglehaslandedabration!

Those Were Different Times #182:  Eaglehaslandedabration!

Introducing: "HOLD O TO YOUR FREEDOM" by TONY BRAZIS

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Results:  Images!

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-Ian Renga



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Added by mellowpuma on July 16, 2012 at 5:30pm — 9 Comments

Meteorological Maladies

Cumulo-numbness,

St. Elmo's Heartburn,

Ice Turds,

Kelvin-Helmhotz Irritability,

Lightning Balls,

Air Tumors,

Novaya Heimlich Effect,

Aurora Boriecallous,

Super Cell Anemia,

Subtropical Cyclopsis,

Added by KariGrant on July 15, 2012 at 8:22pm — 12 Comments

Meals n' Wheels

Chicken Sedan,

Potato Rag-topped Chicken Salad,

Italian Fiesta Casserole,

Sloppy Jalopy-Joe hot dish,

Wagoneer Wheel Casserole,

Baked Maseratti,

Chicken DeSoto,

Baked Nashed Potatoes,

Monterey Chicken,

Alfaromeon Noodles,

 

Added by KariGrant on July 15, 2012 at 8:03pm — 17 Comments

New Sex Moves

 

Waukegan Wishbone

Neutral Cowgirl

The Wet Burrito

Froggy Style

The Rusty…

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Added by Slant on July 14, 2012 at 1:27pm — 36 Comments

Famous figures loser namesakes

Atilla the hunted

Joan of Arches

Billy the kidding

William the Conch order

The Desert Faux

The thief of baggage

Baby lace Nelson

Machine bun Kelly

Added by Iverneil on July 11, 2012 at 4:37pm — 6 Comments

Best Cellars

Wine,

Storm,

Fallout,

Tornado,

Science experiments gone wrong,

Torture chamber,

Peter,

Root,

Coal hole,

Unfini--

Added by KariGrant on July 11, 2012 at 9:33am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Introducing: "MUSIC FOR HAPPY OCCASIONS STAB STAB DOIN' THE STAB in High Fidelity"

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... and the "In Phenomanly Bad Taste" Award goes to:

OJ and Nicole's wedding song

-slant



6.75 Problem is, 'The Stab' simply has no hook.

6.5 Some people really know how to shiv it up!

6. Featuring: ♪♫ The Way to a Man's Heart is Between His Left 4th or 5th…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 9, 2012 at 6:30pm — 21 Comments

Not that scary horror movies

The beast that wouldn't shut up

The Creature with the crab rangoon

The Crawling pie

It came from bed bath and beyond

Carnival of soul sisters

Night of the giving bread

Added by Iverneil on July 8, 2012 at 12:25pm — 86 Comments

2012 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze

 

Results through 6/29/12 - Halfway…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on July 7, 2012 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

The French Press Connection

Feel free to post anything funny.

Added by KariGrant on July 6, 2012 at 5:58am — 9 Comments

New Professionals for the 21st Century

 Insecurity Guards,

French Pressers,

Stripper Police,

Keyless Grips,

Labyrinth Retrievers,

Hoarse Handlers,

Intention Designers,

Red Tape Explorers,

Modestly Attractive Cabbies,

Glass Blower Blowers,

Added by KariGrant on July 6, 2012 at 5:49am — 13 Comments

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