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June 2014 Blog Posts (10)

Fireworks for 2014

Illegal Immigrant Chaser, Shrinking Ukraine, Auntie Em-80s, Pinworm Wheels,  Pocket Rocket,  GM Airbag o’sparkles,  Whistling Dictator,  Tampon Trailers, Ambulance Chasers, Syrian Lysteria, Sterling Shower of Insults, 

Added by KariGrant on June 29, 2014 at 4:59am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #259

Those Were Different Times #259

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and the "a lot of work went into this" award goes to:

The Once-ler: Look, Lorax, calm down. There’s no cause for alarm. I chopped just one tree, I've turned it to yarn. This tree is most useful! And this thing's a “thneed.” A theed's a fine something-that-all-people-need! It’s a bra. It’s a sock. It’s a ring for your cock! It’s a glove! It's a thong! And voila, it's a bong! You can use it like…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 20, 2014 at 3:00am — 29 Comments

Those Were Different Times #258

Those Were Different Times #258

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6. That's how "Lost" should have ended.

-Mike McHuman

5. I pity the fuel!

-Gerhardguffaw

4. You shall not pass!

-MPG

3. How Chuck Norris catches a plane.

-MacSpruce

2. We must, We must, We Must Increase Our Thrust!

-LL Bein

1. Inverted skydiving

-Bubba Licious…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 20, 2014 at 3:00am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #256

Those Were Different Times #256

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7. Everyone admired Stacey's stick-two-itiveness.

-FroDoh!

6. Tonight she sleeps with the xylophone.

-Gerahard guffaw

5. A little higher on the forehead and you should get an A♭.

-Mike Mchuman

4. With mallets toward none

-MacSpruce

3.75. Marge to the beat of a different drummer.

3. She's okay. She only suffered a mild…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 14, 2014 at 12:30pm — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #257

Those Were Different Times #257

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2. Their mission is to bring people to cheeses.

-MacSpruce

1. Meanwhile, in Wisconsin...

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 14, 2014 at 12:30pm — 34 Comments

Sorry for my absence...here are some lame excuses

Sorry I was gone for so long…here is a list of some reasons for my absence

I broke my main typing fingers whilst picking my nose

It slipped my mind

I was in a coma

Several famous celebrities died that were near and dear to me

I’ve been hallucinating

I had food poisoning

I have been tearing up the caption contest on Funny or Die

It was that time of the month

I was in jail and I wasn’t able to roll “doubles” successfully to get…

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Added by Jams3kds on June 13, 2014 at 6:12am — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #254

Those Were Different Times #254

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4. Ziz rock iz hot...and zo am I...

-MPG

3. Let's get theoretically physical.

-MacSpruce

Is there any role Adam Sandler can't play??!

2. Brain: Isaac Newtonesque

Belly: Fig Newtonesque

-FroDoh!

I'm Albert Einstein bitch!!

1. Humiliate me if you must but, I'll never give up the…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 2, 2014 at 10:00pm — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #255

Those Were Different Times #255

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5. When she asked for a boa for Christmas, she should have been more specific.

-Bubba Licious

4. Snakes On A Plain Jane

-Gerharguffaw



3. "How can I be any more mousy?"

-Ian Renga



Turns out their relationship's way more holesome than it appears.

UNLEASH THE CRACK-IN!

2. ♪♫ Eelings, whoa-woah-woah…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 2, 2014 at 10:00pm — 28 Comments

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