RESULTS: WRATH OF GOD CAPTION CONTEST
INTERFAITH 1 DARIC/20 GOLD SHEKELS AWARDS:…Continue
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Abe Bagota: Vampire Hunter,
Brad Pitt and the Pendulum,
The Great Dictater Salad,
The Shawshank Williams Redemption,
That Man in Istanbyul Brynner,
Mystic River Phoenix,
They Shoot Horst Buchholz, Don’t They?
Sean Connery Row,
The Lives of Smothers Brothers,
Those Were Different Times #179: The Outlookabration!
Introducing: "Randy Pevler Inside Looking Out"
7. . . . outside looking elsewhere.
6.75. My baby threw me out on a tundra
6. Peeping Frampton
(frampton comes spy-vely?)
5. Tore open, he shuddered, and threw on a sash.
4. So it's a cosmic staring contest with Timothy Leary?…Continue
Those Were Different Times #178: The Neterregionabration!
Introducing: "BARRY HALL ORGAN AS YOU LIKE IT"
8. It's 1967, the Summer of Love. Do you know where your organ is?
7. I like my organ smothered in female saliva
6. middle name: Myshaftiner
5. You've got to do more than pumping & grinding to get my attention.
4. Womanizer and…Continue
THEY SAID WHAT??
WRATH OF GOD
Those Were Different Times #177: The Lureabration!
Introducing: "MUSIC TO LURE PIGEONS BY THE NIGHT PASTOR AND HIS SEVEN FRIENDS"
6. Surely Chicks Hanson will expose these fowl abominators!
5. Includes the mega hit, "Coo-Coo-Ca-Chew!"
4. Unlawful communications with minors is practically untraceable with carrier pigeons.
3. Great!! because this heavy…Continue
RESULTS: JUBILEE CONTEST
You all performed royally and it was difficult to pick winners. (Don't miss reading the rest of those not mentioned here.)…
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George Burns and Garcie Lanolin,
Those Were Different Times #176: The Gag Reflectionabration!
Introducing: "THE MASTERS V PRESENT THE INCOMPARABLE STEVE WARREN Reflection"
6. "Mirror, mirror on the wall -- who's incomparablest of them all?"…
The Elephant Ham,
Last Thigh Trays,
Wild Oat Hearts,
The Alphabet Soup,
Peter and the Scar Scratcher,
Leap of Frog,
Porking My Best,
They Rode to Flicka,
Unmatched shoes HALF PRICE!!!
Bras, partially eaten, up to 70% savings!
ALL Skirts, well, maybe not all, but most, especially the smelly ones, 90% off previously inflated prices.
SHORT SHORTS priced as marked marked.
PIZZA APRONS 25% off; hand-tossed unwashed pizza aprons 3 for 1.
Designer handbags 20% knock-off.
Prom dresses, 50% off. (Does not include LED lighted Twilight dress line).
Children’s WIDE BELTS 25% off (C-4 sold…Continue
In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in Herbie Fully Loaded…Continue
Chewing gum disease,
Tore a facial disease,
Wini Decai, widi decadi, wiki Decay. (I came with decayed tooth, they pulled my decayed tooth, there’s a photo of it on Wikipedia.)
Dental breast implants,
Fifths of Gin Givitis
Halle Toes Cysts
Children Who Have Corns,
Pro Meth Us,
Snow White and the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,
The Dictater Salad,
My Sister's Creeper,
Gloves in the Time of Cholera,
Magical Mystery Scourge,
Snakes on a Plain Bagel,
Congested--Watch for Lugies,
Grim Reaper Ahead,
Slow Children are Playing,
This End Up,
Hitchikers May be Escaped Bankers,
Weight and Fortune Station Ahead,
Armadillo Debris Ahead,
Soft Shoulders and Captivating Smile,
Lucky Leper Cons,
Wheel of Despondency,
Chariots of Narnia,
Magic Disappearing Money,
Balloons are a Fortune,
3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze.
1. VomitFlop - 54 points