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June 2012 Blog Posts (22)

RESULTS: WRATH OF GOD CONTEST

RESULTS: WRATH OF GOD CAPTION CONTEST

 

INTERFAITH 1 DARIC/20 GOLD SHEKELS AWARDS:…

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Added by Buttermilk on June 27, 2012 at 9:00am — No Comments

First Actors Cast Way Back Then:

Abe Bagota: Vampire Hunter,

Brad Pitt and the Pendulum,

The Great Dictater Salad,

Casablana Turner,

The Shawshank Williams Redemption,

That Man in Istanbyul Brynner,

Mystic River Phoenix,

Mementony Curtis,

They Shoot Horst Buchholz, Don’t They?

Sean Connery Row,

The Lives of Smothers Brothers,

Added by KariGrant on June 25, 2012 at 10:30pm — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #179: The Outlookabration!

Those Were Different Times #179: The Outlookabration!

Introducing: "Randy Pevler Inside Looking Out"

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7. . . . outside looking elsewhere.

-Donairs

6.75. My baby threw me out on a tundra

6. Peeping Frampton

-Ivernenil

(frampton comes spy-vely?)

5. Tore open, he shuddered, and threw on a sash.

-KariGrant

4. So it's a cosmic staring contest with Timothy Leary?…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 25, 2012 at 8:30pm — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #178 The Netherregionabraion!

Those Were Different Times #178: The Neterregionabration!

Introducing: "BARRY HALL ORGAN AS YOU LIKE IT"

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8. It's 1967, the Summer of Love. Do you know where your organ is?

-Gerhardguffaw

7. I like my organ smothered in female saliva

-shag

6. middle name: Myshaftiner

-MadAdam

5. You've got to do more than pumping & grinding to get my attention.

-Buttermilk

4. Womanizer and…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 21, 2012 at 7:30pm — 18 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? WRATH OF GOD CAPTION CONTEST

 

THEY SAID WHAT??

WRATH OF GOD

CAPTION CONTEST…

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Added by Buttermilk on June 20, 2012 at 12:30pm — 45 Comments

Those Were Different Times #177: The Lureabration!

Those Were Different Times #177: The Lureabration!

Introducing: "MUSIC TO LURE PIGEONS BY THE NIGHT PASTOR AND HIS SEVEN FRIENDS"

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6. Surely Chicks Hanson will expose these fowl abominators!

-FrohDoh!

5. Includes the mega hit, "Coo-Coo-Ca-Chew!"

-Gerhardguffaw

4. Unlawful communications with minors is practically untraceable with carrier pigeons.

-toofpick

3. Great!! because this heavy…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 16, 2012 at 8:00pm — 19 Comments

RESULTS: JUBILEE "THEY SAID WHAT CONTEST"

 

RESULTS: JUBILEE CONTEST



You all performed royally and it was difficult to pick winners.  (Don't miss reading the rest of those not mentioned here.)…

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Added by Buttermilk on June 16, 2012 at 5:42am — No Comments

Over-theCounter Comedians

Prevasid Ceasar,

George Burns and Garcie Lanolin,

Carolaids Burnett,

Vagicille Ball,

Elaine TheraFloosler,

Yakoff Milkoff-magnesia,

Drew Claratin,

Priloshecky Green,

Benadryl Hill,

Charlie Chapstick,

 

Added by KariGrant on June 12, 2012 at 12:30pm — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #176: The Gag Reflectionabration!

Those Were Different Times #176: The Gag Reflectionabration!

Introducing: "THE MASTERS V PRESENT THE INCOMPARABLE STEVE WARREN Reflection"

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7.

-froDoh!

6. "Mirror, mirror on the wall -- who's incomparablest of them all?"…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 11, 2012 at 6:30pm — 15 Comments

David Lynch Foods

Mulberries Dried,

Twinkie Peaks,

The Elephant Ham,

Blue Velveeta,

Last Thigh Trays,

Wild Oat Hearts,

Dune Pudding,

Eraisinbread,

The Alphabet Soup,

 

Added by KariGrant on June 10, 2012 at 9:38pm — 16 Comments

Top Plays That Didn't Win a Tony

Peter and the Scar Scratcher,

Whorespray,

Ounce,

Leap of Frog,

Twit,

Estevia,

Snoozies,

Bonnie's Clyde,

Porking My Best,

Brainblow,

They Rode to Flicka,

Added by KariGrant on June 10, 2012 at 8:31pm — 23 Comments

CULDESAC CLOTHING (around the corner from AVENUE) is having a sale:

Unmatched shoes HALF PRICE!!!

Bras, partially eaten, up to 70% savings!

ALL Skirts, well, maybe not all, but most, especially the smelly ones, 90% off previously inflated prices.

SHORT SHORTS priced as marked marked.

PIZZA APRONS 25% off; hand-tossed unwashed pizza aprons 3 for 1.

Designer handbags 20% knock-off.

Prom dresses, 50% off. (Does not include LED lighted Twilight dress line).

Children’s WIDE BELTS 25% off (C-4 sold…

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Added by KariGrant on June 9, 2012 at 6:32pm — 18 Comments

Lindsay Lohan Hires Herbie

In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded…

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Added by Ian on June 8, 2012 at 8:00pm — 7 Comments

Dental Conditions and/or Treatments

 Dental canaries,

Chewing gum disease,

Tore a facial disease,

Wini Decai, widi decadi, wiki Decay. (I came with decayed tooth, they pulled my decayed tooth, there’s a photo of it on Wikipedia.)

Xtreme Xtractions,

Cleft Pilates,

Hippo Dontia,

Dental breast implants,

Fifths of Gin Givitis

Halle Toes Cysts

Commemorative Plaque

Xero Mostelomia

Added by KariGrant on June 7, 2012 at 1:00pm — 6 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT? JUBILEE CAPTION CONTEST

 

 

THEY SAID WHAT?

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Added by Buttermilk on June 5, 2012 at 11:16am — 44 Comments

Summer Release Horror Films

Children Who Have Corns,

Pro Meth Us,

Snow White and the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,

The Dictater Salad,

Dark Circles,

Chernobyl Diarrhea,

My Sister's Creeper,

Gloves in the Time of Cholera,

Magical Mystery Scourge,

Snakes on a Plain Bagel,

 

 

 

 

Added by KariGrant on June 4, 2012 at 11:04am — 16 Comments

New Road Signs

Congested--Watch for Lugies,

Low-flying Bats,

Grim Reaper Ahead,

Apalling Rocks,

Slow Children are Playing,

This End Up,

Hitchikers May be Escaped Bankers,

Weight and Fortune Station Ahead,

Hail Zone,

Armadillo Debris Ahead,

Soft Shoulders and Captivating Smile,

Turkey Crossing,

Added by KariGrant on June 3, 2012 at 10:54am — 12 Comments

New Slot Games at the Casino

Lucky Leper Cons,

Wheel of Despondency,

Chariots of Narnia,

White Okra,

Magic Disappearing Money,

Pompus Barbarian,

Mayan Pimple,

Inca Blots,

Balloons are a Fortune,

Yawnzee,

Aztec Cods,

Added by KariGrant on June 3, 2012 at 9:58am — 17 Comments

2012 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for Bronze.

 

1. VomitFlop - 54 points

2. Rosedude…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on June 2, 2012 at 5:00pm — 4 Comments

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