AKAAB: "If he calls me Moanin' Lisa one more time...
38CHRYSLER: "Geez...when he said he wanted to do me in oil, I was thinking Crisco."…Continue
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Name a superhero with low level powers
Tell us their name and what their lame ass power is.
The Alibino: When you are in a jam he can provide a white lie to cover your ass
Ortman: Collects table scraps and reshapes into gourmet like meals for the…Continue
Those Were Different Times #195: The Omahaabration!
4. Last time I mounted an animal at home my mom totally freaked out
3. Where's the carb on this thing?
2.5 I had a difficult time until I re-read Step #1: kill the squirrel
2. So, thats when I decided to do a "Last Supper" scene with homeless people
1. Omaha, it's either this or shove a corn cob in your…
FIRST DEGREE MURDER
IVERNEIL: "It's kind of hazy but I'll take a stab at it."
SLANT: "Your honour, please instruct the defendant to smack that goggly left eye of hers into place before the State…Continue
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What is the opposite of a leprechaun?
MACSPRUCE: "No need for that Electrolux, Buzz--space already is a vacuum."
COMMANDER LUNAR PILOT
BIGJAS: "Nevada here we…Continue
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