The Passion of the Casey

Jim McPartland

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“When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned; the flames will not set you ablaze.”…

Those Were Different Times #143

Introducing: "PACHACAMAC - BOLETIN Y ELEGIA BE LAS MITAS"

RESULTAMUNDO:

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And the "Ohh My God, Someone Besides Me Knows What That Means Award" goes to:

In case anyone ever wondered what happened to Remo Williams, which isn't likely...

-Ian Renga

13. He's half the singer he used to be.

-JJJ23

11. Seniorita- Is that a new bikini or are you…

In honor of all those who have shopped all over this great land of freedom called America (The Mall Of), and for those who have died on the battlefields of miserably long…

Your child needs to be told by everyone exactly what their genitalia mean to them socially and psychologically but then must never, under any circumstances, ever actually be instructed on how to use them by anyone. Especially not with weird anatomically correctish stuffed toys... But we'll get to that...



You see, two equally and oppositely frustrating stories popped up in various newsy type web siteries recently that just made me want to tell everyone not directly involved with the…

Ok seriously China what the fuck is wrong with your peripheral neuropathy? I guess the better question to ask would be "what the fuck is wrong…

There are many ways to tell when you’ve finally become an unquestioned, dominant global super power. Maybe you’ve dropped a couple nuclear warheads on an enemy, kicked some dirt in their face and asked their quivering corpses, “Now what?!” Perhaps you export all of your worst social trappings to the four corners of the world and poison cultures with dreams of throwing away everything that’s made them special as a people in search of a dream of blue jeans and Coke-a-cola in a bottle. Either…

I could have sworn that a couple of years ago I heard commercial after commercial that Oprah's final season was happening, but even…

Well as most of the world knows, tomorrow is the second coming of Christ, The Rapture, Judgement Day. Well ... according to Harold Camping. Ya'll…

Those Were Different Times #142

Introducing "I AIN'T INTO THAT!" by THE RAPPIN' REVERENT DR. C. DEXTER WISE, III

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8. His doctorate is in The Funk.

-theDIRTYmidget

7. I see Rev. Wise has the "Shining". .

-drwho

6. U. Cleon Washington IV, the rival reverend / rappy-recording artist on the other side of town…

Ok guys calm down, CALM DOWN!! Please get in a single…

It's no secret that Van Full of Candy is a supporter of hot teachers. It's a brave, bold stance that we have long taken when ever a poor, misunderstood educator is arrested for doing things that we wish had been done to us in school. Of course we couldn't possibly defend EVERY apple polishing head mistress every time we heard about another one getting carted away. That would become a full…

I am on three quests and I invite you to join me.



One is deep, the other too shallow. I feel they all represent what COMEDY WHIRLED is about so I‘m bringing them to the table for discussion, persuasion, and action.



The first quest (which I have named THE FIRST QUEST), is to contribute to the OPERATION SMILE charity organization. (By contribute I mean to draw attention to this cause…

…I get that…and quite honestly it’s the world that’s got an issue…not me.

But come on! It is way to hard to jump on that “I want to lead a healthy lifestyle” bandwagon when you can literally buy ice cream/tacos/tiny polish sausages wrapped in torillas and topped of with bacon bits and a dollop of mayo out of a fucking wagon….and for only a buck too! Well…a $1.50 if you order extra mayo.

And I’m sorry, but any bandwagon that can spray nacho cheese directly into…

Introducing: "Do You Know Jesus?" by Unkle Les and Aunt Naney Wheeler. 

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SOLID GOLD RESULTS:

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and the "Ultimate Mutlimedia Award" goes to:…

Osama bin Laden was just like you and me. Wait. No. What I meant to say is that, you're no different than Osama bin Laden. NO! No, that's not it. Okay, let me start over.

 

Oh the naughty things that happen behind those walls..

Chivalry is dead. Do you get that? It’s fucking dead. Like it does not exist in our generation. Its definition on urbandictionary.com is an “Asian sexually transmitted disease”. People the age of 17-28 can’t even pronounce chivalry correctly…they get stuck on the second syllable…

“Shhe-viiiii…aw fuck it, I’m going to tell her to eat a dick and then she’ll totally want to bone.”

Side note: This is the real urbandictionary definition….” An idea…

H.J. Heinz, the makers of America's most beloved ketchup, Heinz Tomato Ketchup (not Catsup), has officially announced that they will be selling the "glass bottle"…