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March 2017 Blog Posts (4)

2016 CAPCON POWER RANKINGS - FINAL STANDINGS

2016 Was a challenging year.  Congratulations to everyone who managed to find the funny.  

1. 38chrysler              93

2. AKAAB                  78

3. VomitFlop              …

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Added by Comedy Whirled on March 29, 2017 at 7:30pm — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #355

Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion

-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.

-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 9:00pm — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #356

Those Were Different Times #356

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5. Masturbaters in hell, son, that's what.

-Rotwang

4.8. "Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape."

4. "What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?"

-VomitFlop

3. Napalm son, but I don't want to talk about it.

-Iverneil



2.75. Your mother's lies.

2. It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 9:00pm — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #354

Those Were Different Times #354

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6. When you're done beatin' the monkey, why don't we head over yonder and milk the cow.

-RoadKillHairPiece

5. Cleetus Tucker: Captain of the 1954 Arkansas State Varsity Hambone and Spanking Team

-Mario!!

4. Wally lettered in Monkey Business.

-Gerhardguffaw

3. So you're a Rebel, I'm impressed

-Iverneil

2. "I don't think that's gonna make George less…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 9, 2017 at 9:00pm — 25 Comments

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