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March 2013 Blog Posts (15)

Those Were Different Times #192: The Treadening!

Those Were Different Times #192: The Treadening!

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6. What sadistic fucking elf...

-JJ23

5. Well, that's shoe business.

-Karigrant



4. Well I guess my foot is technically under my thumb...

-Slant



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Added by mellowpuma on March 30, 2013 at 11:30pm — 23 Comments

Things That Make Friday Good

Died Easter Chicks Peep Shows

Your Pilot's Name is NOT Pontius

Wren and Stempy Marathons

Police Scanners

Corsages

Using the "Easter Bonnet" for protection

Palms

Hip Hopping Along

Caramel Centers of anything

Shredded Coconut

Not using WD-40 if you're out of K-Y

 

 

 

 

Added by KariGrant on March 29, 2013 at 1:24pm — 4 Comments

Dunkus Interruptus

This past Saturday, after tucking in my daughter and kissing her goodnight, I hurried downstairs with one thing on my mind. My wife had dropped a few hints earlier that it could very well be my lucky day, and I wasn't about to let this opportunity get away (it had been a while.)

She was lying on the couch, watching some college hoops on the tube. I sidled alongside her,  and told her those college punks didn't have nothing on this old man, and after some pretty slick moves (I got a…

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Added by Bubba Licious on March 28, 2013 at 6:47pm — 3 Comments

The most bizarre Futurama Fan Fic ever...

Fan fiction can be a terrible thing. Usually characterised by poor writing, popular literary characters double teaming a paraplegic Pikachu and the God-awful abominations known only as “Boytaurs”, the world of fan fiction can be a cornucopia of fucked up filth that will make even your eyeballs feel sticky. The inexplicably popular ‘50 Shades of Grey Trilogy” started off as a ‘Twilight’ fan fic, so there’s also that.…

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Added by Sean Warhurst on March 28, 2013 at 5:50am — 2 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? ONBOARD THE TITANIC EDITION

Added by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 6:30pm — 25 Comments

RESULTS: EINSTEIN AWARDS

EINSTEIN:

38CHRYSLER:

"Stop me if you've heard this one. E=\sqrt{\frac{1}{N-1}\sum_{i=1}^N (x_i -\{x})^2}."

GENIUS:…

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Added by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 5:30am — No Comments

Celebrities with fat content disclosed

Grease Witherspoon

Margerine Maine

Jack Lard

Oliveoil DeHavelin

Lena Oleo

PAM Darby

Andrew Lloyd Blubber

Crisco Marx

Joey Butterfuco

Velveeta Grey

Deepfried Chopra

Added by KariGrant on March 22, 2013 at 3:25pm — 13 Comments

Things to do on World Water Day (March 22nd)

Drink

Pee

Flush

Swim

Make Ice

Watch Alka-Seltzer

Slip 'n slide

Wash the dog

Gargle

Tip him an extra 5% (Oh. Sorry. That's what to do on World Waiter Day)

Added by KariGrant on March 21, 2013 at 8:46pm — 6 Comments

FABRICATED CELEBRITIES

FABRICATED CELEBRITIES:

Argyle Hamilton

Matthew Broadcloth

Organza Bloom

Denim Moore

Luke Jacguard

John Linen

Elvis Paisley

Nick Canvasettes

Moiré Povich

Francis Ford Poplina

Charlie Crepe De Chine

Burlap Ives

Added by KariGrant on March 21, 2013 at 12:29pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #191: The Tamening!

Those Were Different Times #191: The Tamening!

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5. And you can put your junk in the trunk

-Iverneil

4. But if you want a blow job your going to need a Porsche 911

-Mervin 97



3. You ever been fingered in a hatchback?

-toofpick

2.75. "She cost so little to make you happy" has never hired a ho on Saturday night."

2.5. GLesbian Coupe also available. Automatic only.

2. The moment he drove her off the lot, she…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 21, 2013 at 12:30am — 19 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? EINSTEIN EDITION

                                                                                                                   Einstein/Tolman Cal Tech

Added by Buttermilk on March 13, 2013 at 4:49am — 54 Comments

Those Were Different Times #190: The Scienceening!

Those Were Different Times #190: The Scienceening!

Hello again, I'm going on a hiatus from my hiatus to bring you this!

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And, the "You're Probably Right About That Guy Being The Guy Who Did That Thing" award goes to:

Wow, I guess you CAN beat off to a Norman Rockwell.

-Slant



9. Once we get thru Pumping your Ethel, she' feel like shes been hosed

-38chrysler

8. The first attempts at breast enlargement failed…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 4, 2013 at 10:00pm — 19 Comments

2013 Caption Whirled Power Rankings

Results through 02-28

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on March 3, 2013 at 1:27am — No Comments

RESULTS: POPELESS IN SEATTLE EDITION

POPE

38chrysler:  "We love your Rap Tour...you could be the next Emineminence."

CARDINAL…

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Added by Buttermilk on March 2, 2013 at 7:08am — No Comments

Words of Wisdumb

  Whenever I was in a situation where someone was explaining something badly and not getting their point across and someone next to me asked "Do you have any idea what he's talking about?" I would say "Yes,...it's kind of like....Where the rock lieth, so is the way of the arrow".

They would usually stare for a moment with it rolling around in their head until finally saying "What does' that mean??" and I would…

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Added by Iverneil on March 1, 2013 at 12:30pm — 13 Comments

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