Political Wheel Alignment,
Counter-terrorism at Fast Food Restaurants,
Paint Your Mason,
That Diarrhea Made It A Flying Crapeze,
Nothin’ Could Be Finer Than The Little Cars for Shriners In The Mo-o-orning!
Beeyonsay’s Love My Big Top,
Prancin’ Away with My Horse,
A Dumbo Like You,
Somebody That I Used to Know Was a Bad Animal Tamer,
Where Love Lasts Forever, Knife Throwers Assistants Don’t,
Beee Geeees’ Knife, Cleaver, Knife,
The Roar of the Clownpaint, The Smell of the Roustabouts,
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ALIEN VS PREDATOR,
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON,
COWBOYS VS ALIENS,
THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST,
THE DEVIL’S OWN,
THE LONG, LONG TRAILER,
1. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
2. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
3. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
4. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
5. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
6. All parties must learn to correctly pronounce the word, "NUCLEAR."
7. All parties must learn to…Continue
Dances with Wolves,
Truck Load of Electronics Sale,
My last Root Canal,
Safe House car scenes,
A really big spider that I think hisses,
Those Were Different Times #170: The Questionabration!
Introducing ... one I've had in the hopper for some time now: MYSTERY MAN "What's Wrong With Our Love?"
4. How much time have you got?
3, If you have to ask I'm not gonna tell you.
2. It dare not speak its name.
1. First answer this, who the fuck are…Continue
Andy Taylor Tangerine,
Aunt Beeutiful Bisque,
Thelma Lou Lavender,
Well alrighty then! Just check out... The Final Edition !!!!!!
And you know if I'm saying its funny, then it definitely is.
They've also got a radio show guys and gals! Here's just a snip of their awesomeness:
The Easter Brachiosaurus,
The Easter Lemming,
The Easter Thumb,
The Easter Wheel,
The Easter Pouch,
The Easter Pickle,
The Easter Pumice,
The Easter Moss,
The Easter Comedian,
The Easter Douche,
March comes in like a Lyin’ Bastard.
Somebuny eggs your front lawn.
It’s raining men.
You’re babbling again.
Fort Lauderdale took your mug shot.
Spring break ends. Gives your liver time to heal before the Summer.
Amelia Earhart’s plane is found inside a crashed UFO in Area 51.
Grass stains on your lips.
The swallows come back to the Capistrano bus terminal men’s room.
All the chicks are tweeting.
Bette Davis had a LOT of famous quotes. These, however, are things she did NOT say:
"The golden Schnapple devoured makes one pee. It is endless."
"I never did pal around with Taxidermists. Their talk usually bored me to tears. Plus, they smell."
"I was Marlon Brando."
"I will never be below the tile."
"I'd love to kiss ya, but I just washed my toes."
"Acting should be bigger than life. Scripts should be bigger than life. Penises should be bigger than…Continue
Those Were Different Times #169: To Catch An Edition
Introducing: "Music for those who think young"
Resuts: The Images Have it:
4. Judy was bummed once she found out she wasn't dating Dr. Pepper.
3. "I got that bitch a Pepsi. Bitches love Pepsi."
San Luis Pepto Bismo (Known for its pink sunsets),
Vasalina (Easy highway access on and off),
Twentyeight Palms (Last stop before Twentynine Palms),
Rosie Palm Springs (Off beaten path),
Loxnard (Jewish retirement community),
Needless (Goes without saying),
Rolling Pills Estates,
S&H Savings Stamps,
Green Peace bumper stickers,
Comedy Whirled Blimps,
Slant found this fragrant tidbit for us to breathe:
"Names for the Pope's New Designer Cologne"
Casoli de Holy,
Holy Toilet Water,
Let Us Spray,
Secretions of Peter,
My Little Myrrhmaid,
Pope o'le Pew,
Are you trying to chaun me??
Show me your bag of gold!
Where's the pot?
Do you carry Lepresy?
I didn't know Shillelaghs require batteries.
That's a really big root you're sitting on.
Meet me later at the Whiskey.
Want to fiddle with me?
Show me some sparkles!
You're not a Leprechaun just because…Continue
Lead-based paint chips,
Broken rubber bands,
Rolls of quarters,
Currants with Formmers and Yettobbes,
Logan's Run Berries,
Goose and Wedgie Berries,
Non-ethnic Specific Berries,
The Last Strawberries,
Honey Dew Not Melons,