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March 2011 Blog Posts (22)

Neville Say Never...; Act III: The Fourth Kind

Act III – The Fourth Kind

 

            I awoke the next morning confused, unable to remember anything that happened after my bathroom encounter with the strange, overly-touchy woman. Adding to my confusion was that fact that I had…

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Added by Ryan on March 30, 2011 at 12:43pm — No Comments

Speaking the Language

Just thought I'd share a small (very tiny, so as not to bore the socks off you) excerpt from the novel I have been working on.  It's not much, but lately I've been picking up some steam on it, and would like to finish the first draft before the end of the year.

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Before embarking on our trip to Costa Rica, Rick had assured me that his Spanish was… Continue

Added by Bubba Licious on March 28, 2011 at 7:44pm — 6 Comments

mp’s TWDT #127

Old-Fashioned, SLOW-ROASTED SEX Results Tha…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on March 26, 2011 at 11:30pm — 57 Comments

Neville Say Never...; Act II: A Chance Encounter, or She Who Points the Finger

          My story starts just as any other second-rate tale of comeuppance -- in Atlantic City. On a whim, a friend and I decided to make the trek, our minds and hearts filled with hitting it big. I had a side-agenda for the trip, as well. I've always had a dream to interview a hooker. I wanted to ask her a series of both serious and comical questions; maybe even get her co-workers in on the action; and compile it in my…

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Added by Ryan on March 26, 2011 at 1:30am — 2 Comments

Music....mine....hope you can get a chance to check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zXiG86l5o

 

This is what I do now.... I make music.... Got a band as well but I am just trying to promote my stuff.

Check the video out if you get a chance.

Also If you are on Facebook. search "The Ricky Morse" and give the "LIKE" button a try!

Added by Rick Morse on March 25, 2011 at 11:04am — 2 Comments

Neville Say Never -- How a Bump in the Road Paved a New Path; Act I - The Omega'ing of the Alpha

          You may find this hard to believe, but I was cute as a child. I was very cute, actually. I was so cute that had I been a pedophile, and not myself, I would have fucked me. I was so cute that if I were a pedophile now, I would build a time machine to travel back in time and fuck the child version of myself. I would risk causing that big of a rift in the Time-Space Continuum, and my little boy butthole -- that's how cute I was. Luckily for me, I won't be giving a new…

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Added by Ryan on March 24, 2011 at 1:01am — 6 Comments

New Logo

 

 

 

New logo...do I look too chimpan-zee?

 

Added by chuckkling on March 20, 2011 at 11:30pm — 15 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Final Results

 

 

This will be the final results for ECB Caption Nation. I bought my friends some beer to help me move the contest to the front page under the CONTESTS tab named Kling's Caption Nation. All contests and results will be posted there for a one stop shop for your hilarity needs.

 

ECB…

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Added by chuckkling on March 19, 2011 at 3:30pm — 3 Comments

2011 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

Here are the current power rankings through 3/17. 

 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver, 1 for Bronze.

 

1. MacSpruce - 26 points

2. theDIRTYmidget - 24 points

3. JJJ23…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on March 19, 2011 at 12:00pm — No Comments

mp’s TWDT #125

Sparklingly A’GAY-GAY GONE Results.

Thank You For Gaying. 
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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on March 17, 2011 at 4:00pm — 26 Comments

I Am Ready To Have Sex With Shakira

In my last blog, I asked for tips how to seduce Shakira.

I have updates!  But I am still a virgin. :(

This is the woman I love, her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building.  He used to let me in so I could try to talk to her, but now he calls the police.

 

I have…

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Added by Jesus on March 16, 2011 at 6:00pm — 5 Comments

The Birds and the Bees AND THE LION’S PENIS.

 

Another installation from Casa del Lloyd:  Our five year old son badly wanted to watch a cartoon or nature-type program online but I needed get some dinner started.  It’s not always an easy task to find something PG so I thought a program on Lions or similar would be safe.  Hurriedly, I searched YouTube for a National Geographic documentary (The trick is to find a lengthier clip of five plus minutes). BINGO! I found a clip…

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Added by Lloyd Christmas on March 14, 2011 at 11:30am — 2 Comments

The end is near!

Tsunami's,earthquakes,flooding,volcanic eruptions,unrest in the middle east,world financial crisis. Its enough to send you running to the pulpit. But I don't worry about the end of the world,why worry about something you can't control. Not only that but it gives me the last laugh over all the banks and credit card companies I owe money to. What I think about is what happens after we are vaporized and new life forms sprout from the new earth. What happens when they start digging through the… Continue

Added by Mervin97 on March 12, 2011 at 8:20pm — 4 Comments

Ch Ch Check It Out

Check this website out. It's my brother's website and he hooked us up with the number one slot under the comedy blogs.

 

http://www.thepunditz.com/best-comedy-blogs/

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Added by chuckkling on March 12, 2011 at 11:30am — 2 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Results And Peppa

 

ECB Wednesday Edition 2/23/11

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Added by chuckkling on March 12, 2011 at 11:20am — No Comments

mp’s TWDT #124

Those Wigged-Out Results Thank You…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on March 11, 2011 at 9:00am — 39 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Result Kiosk

 

ECB Wednesday Edition 2/16/11

 

 

Chuck's Mystery…

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Added by chuckkling on March 7, 2011 at 9:02pm — No Comments

Another Charlie Sheen speaks out...

 

Charlie Sheen got all kinds of notoriety last week when his name was everywhere.  To Charlie Sheen (pictured above) from Topeka, Kansas, it was a nightmare.…

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on March 7, 2011 at 2:16pm — 4 Comments

mp’s TWDT #123

Resultados.…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on March 7, 2011 at 9:00am — 42 Comments

2011 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Update

 

Here are the current rankings.  March's winners are not included in these totals. 3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver, 1 for Bronze.

 

1. MacSpruce - 23 points…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on March 6, 2011 at 6:30pm — 3 Comments

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