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Question: Who am I? It's a very common question that people ask after getting hit on the head by bulky objects. I have recently conducted a very …Continue
"Ich Lieben Bernina." --JFK,
"Mr. your name here, tear down these pants." --RR,
"Ask not what your Country Crock offers..."--JFK,
"4th score at the seven yard line."--AL,
"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liver cheese."--JA,
"We believe that fall men have created sequels."--HST,
"The best minds are not in government. What was I saying?"--RR
"When you have an elephant by the…Continue
Body Heat Rash,
Escabies from Planet Earth,
Blister me, Uteris,
Ooze, the great and powerful Clap,
Limp Puss has Fallen,
The ABCs of STDs,
“A Good Day to Cough Hard”
“Bless Me, I Sneezed”
The “Kai po che!” sequel, “Gesundheit”
“Game of Throw-up”
“Beyond the Pills”
Presidents who were also dog accessories:
John Frisbee Adams,
John Henry Harnesson,
Uleashies S. Grant,
Warren G. Earclense,
William Muzzle Taft,
John F. Kenneldy,
"O.k. Me, Reggie and Tyrone, we get the bikes on Mondays from noon til 6 p.m. Now Clyde, you Wallace and.........................Man, we gotta get some more motherfuckin bikes!"…Continue
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Look at all the married people here. Men, we are always leaving the toilet seat up, am I right?
The worst thing is when you were a kid and you saw your parents making love. What's up?
Now you've got to love old people, like my grandma: my grandma's a funny lady, she thinks that Mc Hammer pants give people AIDS. For Real!
Who here hates flying, I'll…
Name things that are better "littler" than "bigger".
i.e. haemorrhoids, bullet holes, dust bunnies....
mellowpuma: "No, I wanted a murder of crows, not crows to murder off...
oh whatever, just roll with it."…Continue
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