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February 2013 Blog Posts (11)

Who Am I? (a very scientific study by mellowpuma)

Absract: Internet know us, ads tell what internet know.

Question: Who am I?  It's a very common question that people ask after getting hit on the head by bulky objects.  I have recently conducted a…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 27, 2013 at 12:00am — 4 Comments

First Drafts of Presidential Quotes:

"Ich Lieben Bernina." --JFK,

"Mr. your name here, tear down these pants." --RR,

"Ask not what your Country Crock offers..."--JFK,

"4th score at the seven yard line."--AL,

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liver cheese."--JA,

"We believe that fall men have created sequels."--HST,

"The best minds are not in government. What was I saying?"--RR

"When you have an elephant by the…

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Added by KariGrant on February 23, 2013 at 3:22pm — 12 Comments

STDs and/or Parasites in movies:

Spring Cankers,

Body Heat Rash,

ClamMydiaWay,

Escabies from Planet Earth,

Blister me, Uteris,

Worm Booties,

Ooze, the great and powerful Clap,

Limp Puss has Fallen,

Emission,

The Syphilliars,

The ABCs of STDs,

Gonorreality,

Added by KariGrant on February 23, 2013 at 7:52am — 28 Comments

New Releases in spite of the Flu Season:

 “A Good Day to Cough Hard”

“Bless Me, I Sneezed”

“Choker”

The “Kai po che!” sequel, “Gesundheit”

“Sinuser”

“Game of Throw-up”

“Warm Foreheads”

“Beyond the Pills”

“Squirts Wonderstones”

“The Cruds”

Added by KariGrant on February 21, 2013 at 4:40pm — 11 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? POPELESS IN SEATTLE EDITION

Added by Buttermilk on February 20, 2013 at 4:08pm — 30 Comments

Presidents who were also dog accessories:

Presidents who were also dog accessories:

John Frisbee Adams,

John Henry Harnesson,

Uleashies S. Grant,

James Bandanan,

Warren G. Earclense,

William Muzzle Taft,

Zachary Collar,

Theodoggydoor Roosevelt,

John F. Kenneldy,

George Brush,

Added by KariGrant on February 18, 2013 at 12:21pm — 21 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? OUTLAW BIKERS EDITION

LEADER (GANSTA)

MadAdam:  

"O.k. Me, Reggie and Tyrone, we get the bikes on Mondays from noon til 6 p.m. Now Clyde, you Wallace and.........................Man, we gotta get some more motherfuckin bikes!"…

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Added by Buttermilk on February 17, 2013 at 6:58am — No Comments

Ask "Dr." M. puma ... At a Comedy Club in the Early 90's.

Look at all the married people here. Men, we are always leaving the toilet seat up, am I right?

The worst thing is when you were a kid and you saw your parents making love. What's up?

Now you've got to love old people, like my grandma: my grandma's a funny lady, she thinks that Mc Hammer pants give…

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Added by mellowpuma on February 16, 2013 at 10:30pm — 10 Comments

LITTLER IS BETTER THAN BIGGER

Name things that are better "littler" than "bigger".

i.e. haemorrhoids,  bullet holes, dust bunnies....   

Added by Buttermilk on February 8, 2013 at 3:55pm — 26 Comments

THEY SAID WHAT?? OUTLAW BIKERS EDITION

Added by Buttermilk on February 3, 2013 at 7:46am — 29 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? HITCHCOCK EDITION

GOLD

mellowpuma:  "No, I wanted a murder of crows, not crows to murder off...

oh whatever, just roll with it."…

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Added by Buttermilk on February 3, 2013 at 7:00am — No Comments

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