“Aren’t They Cuke?” Results.
Thank You Fore-Playing.…
What if Curly Howard were alive today. Would he still be funny? Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious? Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting? Would the backward foot shuffle while sending an e-mail bring…Continue
ECB Wednesday Edition 2/9/11
Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Re-cycle"
Winner - Re-cycle -…Continue
Added by chuckkling on February 24, 2011 at 4:29pm — No Comments
SWAM’LAN’ RESUL’ RA’HT H’YUN’H, YA’LL. .
Thank You For Gigging.…
This is unbelievable. I was just in the shower when I realized it had been a while since I had read any annoying status messages from a particular Facebook friend. Luckily, I had the foresight to leave my iPhone on my towel, which was only a wet stretch away. I quickly opened the Facebook app, searched my friends and confirmed that I was in fact, de-friended. I took the rest of my shower in utter silence.
This person was one of my oldest Facebook friends. I met him on a joint business…Continue
ECB Wednesday Edition 2/2/11
Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Plastic vomit not included"
No match this time.…Continue
Added by chuckkling on February 19, 2011 at 3:27pm — No Comments
(Son is 14, Dad is however old, Mom is also some undetermined age.)
Son: Dad, when will I become a man?
Dad: Well son it's puberty time for you, and when puberty is over you'll be a man.
Son: So when will puberty be over for me?
Dad: For boys it's usually over in the late teens.
Mom: Yes and for girls it may be over a little earlier.
Dad: You shut your mouth! I'm not paying you to talk!
Son: Dad, why are you paying this prostitute to…Continue
LOS LOCO RESULTOS !!!
My wife and daughter have been subjecting me to the Westminster Dog Show. Hey, I like dogs as much as the next guy, but watching a bunch of dogs run around? A dog is a dog, for crying out loud. And having to listen to Mary Carillo trying to crack jokes? "What did gun dogs do before there were guns? Were they unemployed?" Stick to tennis, you moron.
But I have been able to find something worth my attention: some of the women running these dogs around. These…Continue
ECB Monday Edition 1/31/11
Chuck's Mystery Cap - "May I have 10,000 please?"
No match this time.…Continue
Added by chuckkling on February 14, 2011 at 9:01pm — No Comments
The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister). For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has finally exposed the true Spidey.…Continue
Since I've been having internet connectivity issues with Time Warner. I will post results one at a time until my issues are resolved. I'm tired of losing hours worth of work due to the flunkys at TWC. En......joy!!
ECB Weekend Edition 1/28/11
Added by chuckkling on February 13, 2011 at 4:19pm — No Comments
Years ago a friend taught me how to solder copper pipes together, a skill I used while renovating a bathroom.…Continue
Better late than never, here are the nominees for January's Caption of the Month.
CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THE WINNER
(Poll open until 2/19/11)
Added by Caption Whirled on February 12, 2011 at 8:57pm — No Comments
I'm selling scannner systems now to small grocery stores. I'm calling somewhere in West Podunk Miss. They have not heard of the internet yet.
I asked a young girl with a heavy drawl if she'd EVER been to a store that scans.
"Been to Walmart once", in a disappointed tone.
I'm sure that was a well planned vacation.
My son is five. So naturally our minds share the same sense of humor! Poop, bottoms and diarrhea (Wow! Diarrhea's not a word I type very often! Thank you, Spell-check.) are typical dinnertime topics for him and his sister. Let’s be honest. They are constant topics. Come to think of it, why is diarrhea the preferred word? It’s a difficult enough topic. “The Runs” is alright but perhaps something like…Continue
Hi, my name is Seymour Tiddies III. As Valentine's Day approaches, I noticed that I still don't have a date. I know what you're thinking...how can a finely tuned machine like myself be without female companionship on the most romantic day of the year?…Continue
Results Of An Abusive Childhood.…Continue