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February 2011 Blog Posts (25)

mp’s TWDT #121

Arent They Cuke?” Results

Thank You Fore-Playing.…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 26, 2011 at 10:00am — 36 Comments

What if...

 

What if Curly Howard were alive today.  Would he still be funny?  Would getting bitch slapped by Moe while holding a cell phone be hilarious?  Would taking two digits to the eyeballs while text messaging Larry be gut busting? …

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 24, 2011 at 4:40pm — 10 Comments

ECB Re I Sez Results

 

 

ECB Wednesday Edition 2/9/11

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Added by chuckkling on February 24, 2011 at 4:29pm — No Comments

mp’s TWDT #120

SWAM’LAN’ RESUL’ RA’HT H’YUN’H, YA’LL. .

Thank You For Gigging.…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 21, 2011 at 8:00am — 35 Comments

I Can't Believe I Just Got De-friended

This is unbelievable. I was just in the shower when I realized it had been a while since I had read any annoying status messages from a particular Facebook friend. Luckily, I had the foresight to leave my iPhone on my towel, which was only a wet stretch away. I quickly opened the Facebook app, searched my friends and confirmed that I was in fact, de-friended. I took the rest of my shower in utter silence.

This person was one of my oldest Facebook friends. I met him on a joint business…

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Added by Krass on February 19, 2011 at 9:47pm — 14 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Results

 

 

ECB Wednesday Edition 2/2/11

 

 

Chuck's…

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Added by chuckkling on February 19, 2011 at 3:27pm — No Comments

Dad, when will I become a man?

(Son is 14, Dad is however old, Mom is also some undetermined age.)

 

Son: Dad, when will I become a man?

Dad: Well son it's puberty time for you, and when puberty is over you'll be a man.

Son: So when will puberty be over for me?

Dad: For boys it's usually over in the late teens.

Mom: Yes and for girls it may be over a little earlier.

Dad: You shut your mouth! I'm not paying you to talk!

Son: Dad, why are you paying this prostitute to…

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Added by JJJ23 on February 17, 2011 at 8:35pm — 3 Comments

mp’s TWDT #119

LOS LOCO RESULTOS !!! …

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 17, 2011 at 4:00am — 57 Comments

Westminster Dawg Show

My wife and daughter have been subjecting me to the Westminster Dog Show.  Hey, I like dogs as much as the next guy, but watching a bunch of dogs run around?  A dog is a dog, for crying out loud.  And having to listen to Mary Carillo trying to crack jokes?  "What did gun dogs do before there were guns?  Were they unemployed?"  Stick to tennis, you moron.

 

But I have been able to find something worth my attention:  some of the women running these dogs around.  These…

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Added by Bubba Licious on February 16, 2011 at 6:53am — 6 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Result For 1/31/11

 

ECB Monday Edition 1/31/11

 

 

Chuck's…

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Added by chuckkling on February 14, 2011 at 9:01pm — No Comments

Spiderman Exposed!!!

 

 

The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister).  For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has…

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 14, 2011 at 2:37pm — 4 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Result For 1/28/11 Weekend

 

Since I've been having internet connectivity issues with Time Warner. I will post results one at a time until my issues are resolved. I'm tired of losing hours worth of work due to the flunkys at TWC. En......joy!!

 

ECB Weekend Edition…

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Added by chuckkling on February 13, 2011 at 4:19pm — No Comments

FLUX IS YOUR FRIEND



Years ago a friend taught me how to solder copper pipes together, a skill I used while renovating a bathroom.…

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Added by Tom O'Brien on February 13, 2011 at 1:30pm — 4 Comments

Caption Of The Month Voting

Better late than never, here are the nominees for January's Caption of the Month.



CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THE WINNER

(Poll open until 2/19/11)



Caption 1:

 

"OMG, double…

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Added by Caption Whirled on February 12, 2011 at 8:57pm — No Comments

Special trips

I'm selling scannner systems now to small grocery stores. I'm calling somewhere in West Podunk Miss. They have not heard of the internet yet.

 

I asked a young girl with a heavy drawl if she'd EVER been to a store that scans.

 

"Been to Walmart once", in a disappointed tone.

 

I'm sure that was a well planned vacation.

Added by Jim McPartland on February 12, 2011 at 8:08am — 1 Comment

mp’s TWDT #118

RESULTS-RESULTS-RESULTS…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 12, 2011 at 4:30am — 25 Comments

Dad, I love you from the bottom of my bottom.

 

My son is five. So naturally our minds share the same sense of humor!  Poop, bottoms and diarrhea (Wow!  Diarrhea's not a word I type very often!  Thank you, Spell-check.) are typical dinnertime topics for him and his sister.  Let’s be honest.  They are constant topics.  Come to think of it, why is diarrhea the preferred word?  It’s a difficult enough topic.  “The Runs” is alright but perhaps something like…

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Added by Lloyd Christmas on February 11, 2011 at 1:00pm — 5 Comments

Please be my Valentine!

 

Hi, my name is Seymour Tiddies III.  As Valentine's Day approaches, I noticed that I still don't have a date.  I know what you're thinking...how can a finely tuned machine like myself be without female companionship on the most…

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Added by Gerhardguffaw on February 10, 2011 at 6:28pm — 2 Comments

mp’s TWDT #117

Results Of An Abusive Childhood.…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 8, 2011 at 7:30am — 28 Comments

mp’s TWDT #116

tDm.© Tells It Like It Is About Results”…

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Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 8, 2011 at 7:00am — 40 Comments

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