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January 2014 Blog Posts (12)

Those Were Different Times #231

Those Were Different Times #231

seems we're getting tired of the ads, so now for something different.

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7. .....and thats why they called it the Gay 90s

-38chrysler

6. This doesn't make sense like Civil War or friendly fire.

-toofpick

5. Bareback Mountaineers

-Iverneil

4. Participants in the Civil Union War

-Gerhardguffaw

3. Prussian Roulette is…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 31, 2014 at 12:00am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #229: The Piecesofsilverabration!

Those Were Different Times #229: The Piecesofsilverabration!

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Bourgeoisie sow will be eating from a dog bowl after the revolution

-iverneil



"Shut up about the frickin' silverware and pass me the colt!."

-FroDoh!



Dine Another Day

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 28, 2014 at 5:00pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #230: The Bobbingforsubmissionabration!

Those Were Different Times #230: The Bobbingforsubmissionabration!

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6. Martha Stewart's version of "going down".

-cutleaffootwart

5.3. Trope Floats

5. I can't get past her weirdly prominent hunchback

-FroDoh!

4.1. "Holy shit! White Piracy is finally here! Oh, happy day!"

4. "Well, thank holy Christ the NRA approves of this fine, upstanding publication. That's a welcome…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 22, 2014 at 1:30am — 15 Comments

How to Drive Two Cars at the Same Time

I was watching In the Heat of the Night(1967) and heard Virgil say that Sam couldn't have driven two cars at the same time.

As Rod Steiger pondered this rarely-contested fact for a moment it dawned on me.   It is quite easy to drive two cars at the same time as long as you have about 30 feet of PVC pipe, 100 ft of 8 gauge steel wound wire and one roll of Gorilla Tape.  For ease of control the wires on the driver's end would be attached to a couple of…

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Added by Ian on January 20, 2014 at 5:00pm — 1 Comment

Al Gore says use of geo-engineering to head off climate disaster is insane I can save THAT amount needed by SHUTING OFF MY POOL HEATER ! said GoreI could save the Planet myself but why should I give …

Al Gore says use of geo-engineering to head off climate disaster is insane

I can save THAT amount needed by SHUTING OFF MY POOL HEATER ! said Gore

could save the Planet myself but why should I give up my pool??? 

 Al Gore has a Gas and Electric bill  20 Times the National Average so He can have a Heated Pool. I want one too but I cant afford the $36,000.00 in Utility…

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Added by 38chrysler on January 19, 2014 at 12:17am — 1 Comment

new year's resolutions:

I will:

- attract fewer grizzly bears than in previous years.

- subvert the coming of skynet, by filling the internet with dumbness.  (man, that skynet is sure gonna know a lot about porno and cute puppy videos)

- say "yes" to lasers, in all their myriad forms.

Hows about you?

Added by mellowpuma on January 14, 2014 at 1:30am — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #228: The Subservantabration!

Those Were Different Times #228: The Subservantabration!

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2. The Manservian Candidate

-froDoh!

1. "Nobody said you could pray while you were down there."

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 9:30pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #227: The Whatdoesthishavetodowithmintsabration!

Those Were Different Times #227: The Whatdoesthishavetodowithmintsabration!

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Troll motto: Your breath is all that matters in the dark.

-Ian Renga…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 9:00pm — 5 Comments

the strange case of the small pest attacks of the 1950's

i was looking up that one zappa album "weasels ripped my flesh" and i came across these.  odd men's magazine covers, where men battle hoards of varmints, animals that usually fall prey to bb guns and take out boxes.

really? ferrets posing a mortal danger? too bad he didn't have A FRICKIN BROOM!  cause that's usually just the thing to subdue an ill tempered weasel, a…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2014 at 1:30pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

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2. I went with the baggy pair that concealed my sawed off shotgun.

-Iverneil

1. "Hey, you.... yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU, Levis®. Bind my legs at your fucking peril."

-FroDoh!…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 6, 2014 at 3:00pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #225: The Nitrationabration!

Those Were Different Times #225: The Nitrationabration!

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3. OUCH!

Mike McHuman



2. Mike Myers returns as.... Coaledmember!

-FroDoh!

1. Frank is cool but his wife is the absolute wurst

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 6, 2014 at 2:30pm — 11 Comments

2013 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Final Results

Here are the final results.  Congratulations VomitFlop!  The crown is yours to defend.

1. VomitFlop - 139 points

2. mellowpuma -…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on January 1, 2014 at 10:30pm — 8 Comments

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