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January 2013 Blog Posts (13)

THEY SAID WHAT?? SHOCK 'COCK EDITION

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Added by Buttermilk on January 24, 2013 at 4:30pm — 24 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? MONROE/KENNEDY BIRTHDAY EDITION

FIRST

38chrysler:

"No, Mr. President...I haven't slept with everyone in Hollywood...some people haven't asked yet!"

SECOND…

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Added by Buttermilk on January 24, 2013 at 4:00pm — No Comments

Celebrate National Pie Day

Less popular but still on the menu:

Rejected Kidney Pie,

Grandma's Might not be Raisin Pie,

Mile High Club Hair Pie,

Blue Berries Iced Crotch Pie,

Triple Thick Pukin Pie,

Muddy Skidmark Pie,

Lugey Coconut Buttermilk Pie,

Coco Nuts Scream Pie,

Rhubarb and Gizzard Turnovers,

Chocolate Custurd Pie,

 

 

 

 

 

Added by KariGrant on January 23, 2013 at 3:22pm — 9 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Added by JJJ23 on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Obama proposes gun buyers have to pass a test with questions like:

1) Are you still a virgin?

2) Do you have a girlfriend? Please rate her looks on a scale of a Los Angeles 1 to 10.

3) How often do you masturbate?

4) Do you hate your parents? Do you still live with them? If so, which part of the house? Please be VERY specific on this part.   

5) Do you hate small children and Batman movies?

6) Is this purchase for revenge or are you currently at war with vermin and unusually large rodents?

7)  Do small…

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Added by Groucho on January 16, 2013 at 2:28pm — 4 Comments

Nearly Nominated for Oscars

Best film: Beasts of the Southern Malls.

Best Foreign Film: Ablaham Rincorn.

Best Actress: Kathy Lee Gifford.

Best Actor: Jerry Lee Day-Lewis.

Best remake based on old TV series: Mucus Welby.

Best Animal Act: Tigger Coaching Tiny Dragons.

Best Makeup: Joan Rivers.

Best Costume: That Quarterback's Girlfriend in Sports Illustrated.

Best Lighting EVER: LQC.

Best Independent Film: Barking Otter.

Added by KariGrant on January 12, 2013 at 9:58pm — 14 Comments

RESULTS: THEY SAID WHAT?? HAPPY NEW YEAR EDITION.

TOP QUOTE, 2013

IAN RENGA:

ROBODAWSON:  "Name something you find in the…

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Added by Buttermilk on January 10, 2013 at 4:42am — No Comments

THEY SAID WHAT??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT AFTERPARTY, 1962

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Added by Buttermilk on January 10, 2013 at 4:30am — 30 Comments

Ask "Dr." m. puma, IN THE POST END TIMES OF POST APOCALYPSE!!

Good tidings, yon sufferers OF THE HORRORS THAT ARE!!  Didn't get raptured?…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 4, 2013 at 2:00am — 18 Comments

Ultimatum

      I can be a nice guy. The kind of guy who’d take the boot off your throat if you clamped those pissy eyes and started telling me where the fuck he is. But you know, you don’t like nice guys, do ya champ? You got your allies, your pride, your cat . . . what’s his name  . . . Shippy. That ain’t reason enough to give into a nice guy is it? So, I tell you what, you see this hot pocket? It’s frozen. I’m going to stick it up my ass and march around Times Square naked, whilst shouting racial…

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Added by Donairs on January 3, 2013 at 3:12pm — 4 Comments

Punography

  Make a pun from the following word/words.

                       

Manta                          Berlin                           skit

splendid                       swagger                        nipponese

mango                         piccolo                          celebrate

anaconda                     independent                   wombat

 

Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 12:06pm — 19 Comments

Pun again results

Honorable mention:

"A friend of yer's is a friend ermine." -FroDoh!

"I went on ebony.com to see if I could meet a skinny woman" -Gerhardguffaw

"Keel...Mexican word for murder". -Buttermilk

"I tried to have annul with my girlfriend but she put up an embargo" -Mervin97

 

Bronze

"Nit Wit: Someone who makes clever jokes about lice"…

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Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 11:58am — No Comments

2012 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Final

Here are the final results for 2012.  Congratulations MacSpruce! 

3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on January 1, 2013 at 4:46pm — 5 Comments

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