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"No, Mr. President...I haven't slept with everyone in Hollywood...some people haven't asked yet!"
Added by Buttermilk on January 24, 2013 at 4:00pm — No Comments
Less popular but still on the menu:
Rejected Kidney Pie,
Grandma's Might not be Raisin Pie,
Mile High Club Hair Pie,
Blue Berries Iced Crotch Pie,
Triple Thick Pukin Pie,
Muddy Skidmark Pie,
Lugey Coconut Buttermilk Pie,
Coco Nuts Scream Pie,
Rhubarb and Gizzard Turnovers,
Chocolate Custurd Pie,
Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?
1) Are you still a virgin?
2) Do you have a girlfriend? Please rate her looks on a scale of a Los Angeles 1 to 10.
3) How often do you masturbate?
4) Do you hate your parents? Do you still live with them? If so, which part of the house? Please be VERY specific on this part.
5) Do you hate small children and Batman movies?
6) Is this purchase for revenge or are you currently at war with vermin and unusually large rodents?
7) Do small…Continue
Best film: Beasts of the Southern Malls.
Best Foreign Film: Ablaham Rincorn.
Best Actress: Kathy Lee Gifford.
Best Actor: Jerry Lee Day-Lewis.
Best remake based on old TV series: Mucus Welby.
Best Animal Act: Tigger Coaching Tiny Dragons.
Best Makeup: Joan Rivers.
Best Costume: That Quarterback's Girlfriend in Sports Illustrated.
Best Lighting EVER: LQC.
Best Independent Film: Barking Otter.
TOP QUOTE, 2013
ROBODAWSON: "Name something you find in the…Continue
Added by Buttermilk on January 10, 2013 at 4:42am — No Comments
I can be a nice guy. The kind of guy who’d take the boot off your throat if you clamped those pissy eyes and started telling me where the fuck he is. But you know, you don’t like nice guys, do ya champ? You got your allies, your pride, your cat . . . what’s his name . . . Shippy. That ain’t reason enough to give into a nice guy is it? So, I tell you what, you see this hot pocket? It’s frozen. I’m going to stick it up my ass and march around Times Square naked, whilst shouting racial…Continue
Make a pun from the following word/words.
Manta Berlin skit
splendid swagger nipponese
mango piccolo celebrate
anaconda independent wombat
"A friend of yer's is a friend ermine." -FroDoh!
"I went on ebony.com to see if I could meet a skinny woman" -Gerhardguffaw
"Keel...Mexican word for murder". -Buttermilk
"I tried to have annul with my girlfriend but she put up an embargo" -Mervin97
"Nit Wit: Someone who makes clever jokes about lice"…Continue
Added by Iverneil on January 2, 2013 at 11:58am — No Comments
Here are the final results for 2012. Congratulations MacSpruce!
3 points for Gold, 2 for Silver and 1 for…Continue