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January 2012 Blog Posts (11)

BREAKING: Time to VOTE for ME DAILY

YAY! I made it to the Season 4 Yobi.tv Laugh finals!  Please vote for me DAILY:

http://yobi.tv/yobilaugh/contestant/16572/GiseleNoel/the-onion

Added by Gisele Noel on January 30, 2012 at 10:13pm — 3 Comments

WebMD needs to go to hell.

I am so sick of getting a sore throat, perusing WebMD for a good two hours, only to self-diagnose myself with rabies. Now I’m stuck with the task of trying to talk myself out of this obviously rational thought.

Have you ever been inside my head, WebMD? It’s not fun is it? And yeah… I haven’t figured out why it’s so sticky yet either.

So stop telling me I’m going to die, WebMD! Or that I’m pregnant,…

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Added by natalie paige on January 30, 2012 at 6:02pm — 3 Comments

Ask Dr. Puma ... IN THE END TIMES OF PROPHESY!

 

Good tidings, yon sufferes to be AND TRICKTERS OF THE BEAST'S DESIGN. The universe has revealed to me through…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 25, 2012 at 10:00pm — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #166: The Endoritocoolranchification

Those Were Different Times #166: The Endoritocoolranchification

Introducing "CHANTILLY LACE STARRING THE BIG BOPPER HELLOOO BABY!"

Belated Results:

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2. She's gonna be disappointed when she looks just to her right and realizes she's ten times his size.

-JJJ23



1. "Sorry I haven't called in a while, but I'll admit I was 

intimidated by your height…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 25, 2012 at 9:30pm — 10 Comments

LSU is B.C.S Champions

If you thought LSU finished the season as BCS runner up, well think again.  There is exciting news coming out of Baton Rouge…LSU has announced that it is adding another 28,000 seats to the South end of Tiger stadium officially making the facility the (BCSBiggest Capacity Stadium in the country and champions of most seats. 

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Added by Jams3kds on January 25, 2012 at 5:43pm — 1 Comment

The Legend of Kim Jong-un

We love the The "Democratic People's Republic" of Korea, not for its inhumane actions.  No, we love it for its propaganda machine.   It really is one of the best comedy writing staffs on the planet.  North Koreans may be oppressed and starving, but there is no way they actually believe that Kim Jong-il aced 11 out of 18 holes the first, or any time that he golfed. They also don't believe that he never ever ever, not even once... took a dump.  …

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Added by Comedy Whirled on January 17, 2012 at 5:30pm — 7 Comments

Stupidest Question Contest: Here Are Your Winners

First off, a big thank you to all who've participated. In regards to your questions, you've all been unquestionably stupid. Here are the results:

Winner of the: For some reason employ people to hunt you down and actually give you an answer to your stupid question awardgoes to Gerhardguffaw, for asking: "Why can't I get the English…

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Added by Donairs on January 17, 2012 at 4:30pm — 36 Comments

From Rage Oranges To Shame Milk -- Family: Who Needs It?

"If I wanted to see mammals feeding their young with their own self producing lactic fluids I'd go to a god damned zoo and "Awww" at its adorable quaintness on the other side of plexiglass where it belongs! Now feed my wife this god damned hand pealed citrus or I'll murder every last one of us!"

Has this ever happened to you? If you have a family this kind of scene plays out to your horror each and every day until you're finally murdered for feeding someone the wrong produce. I've…

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Added by Van Full of Candy on January 12, 2012 at 9:22am — 1 Comment

FFF Unite!

Did you know that the universe continues to expand? It gets a little bit bigger every day. As this happens, galaxies move ever farther away from each other. There will come a time in the distant future when we (I say “we,” but of course we will be long dead by then (although I have been thinking about having my head frozen so my brain could be put into an android’s body when that technology becomes available—and it will happen, trust me))look up to the night sky, and won’t see anything,…

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Added by Bubba Licious on January 11, 2012 at 3:02pm — 7 Comments

Darth Vader vs Hitler 2- Epic Rap Battles of History

Added by Matt Sap on January 9, 2012 at 2:23pm — 1 Comment

2011 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Final Results





Here are your final Power Rankings for 2011.  Can anyone take down the two-time defending champion in 2012?…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on January 8, 2012 at 11:00pm — 7 Comments

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