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January 2011 Blog Posts (39)

ECB Caption Nation Refriedsults


ECB Weekend Edition 1/14/11



Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Douchebags fly free"

No match this time.…


Added by chuckkling on January 30, 2011 at 2:49pm — No Comments

mp’s TWDT #114

Children sufficiently Parentally instructed Results.



Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 30, 2011 at 1:30am — 56 Comments

mp’s TWDT #113

Bare-Assed Results, Revealed (Get It?).:…


Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 30, 2011 at 12:30am — 32 Comments

Jay Cutler In L.A. To Undergo Arthroscopic Vagina Surgery

                                       Image courtesy of TMZ


Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and girlfriend Kristen Cavallari were spotted shopping for plastic surgeons in Los Angeles this week, upon the advice of…


Added by Comedy Whirled on January 27, 2011 at 3:45pm — 6 Comments

Is this comedywhirled's 200th member?

While pondering "the meaning of wife" (though I'm not married) and deciding if that second cup of coffee will do wonders for my looks, I noticed that comedywhirled is on the verge of its 200th member.  My sources tell me it could be either former President George W. Bush or Theodore Dewberry.

I'm leaning towards Dewberry.  If he does decide to sign up here, the following might be a preview of…


Added by Gerhardguffaw on January 26, 2011 at 6:12pm — 6 Comments

Weird Shit I Had To Say.

Hey!  As an adult reflecting back on my childhood, I realized that I was made to say some pretty weird shit growing up.  Well, first of all shit wasn't shit it was poop.  While that in itself is not weird, taken as a whole, well,  you decide.  We were to say "Tootie" insted of penis, cock, dick, purple headed pootie bopper, etc.  We could not call flatulence a fart, and nay we were not saying poot even.  We had to say "squeak".   "Mother, a bit of pee came out my tootie when I squeaked."  Not… Continue

Added by Deezer D on January 25, 2011 at 10:55am — 7 Comments

My first Blog...

When I went to bed last night, I decided that when I woke up, I would document my day and post a blog on here so you could see what a typical Michael Matthews day is like!!!   So here goes.... ENJOY!


Blinked - 16,348 times

Inhaled - 35,713 times

Exhaled - 35,713 times

Calories taken in - 4,803

Calories burned - 98

Chewed food - 2,319 times

Yawned - 3 times

I took 11, 812 steps

Spoke - 6,287 words

Sneezed - 17…


Added by Michaelred73 on January 23, 2011 at 7:06pm — 5 Comments

GhostCat P.I.: 2182

Last night I had an idea for a tv show. It's called GhostCat P.I.: 2182 and it's about the ghost of a cat who is a private investigator in the year 2182. His name is Mittens Magoo, he looks like a normal grey house cat wearing a fedora and over coat similar to Humphrey Bogart at the end of Casablanca, while all the other characters wear brightly colored future clothes. He works in like an old school P.I.'s office like from 50's film noirs. His girl friday would be played by Naomi Watts. He… Continue

Added by JJJ23 on January 23, 2011 at 1:58pm — 1 Comment

mp’s TWDT #112

Resultingness, Untamed. …


Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 23, 2011 at 2:30am — 46 Comments

mp’s TWDT #111

Scary Happy Fun Day Resulting Time.



Added by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 23, 2011 at 1:30am — 42 Comments

ECB Caption Nation Results (Discourtesy Of Time Warner Cable)


I had some issues with Time Warner Cable, intermittent outages which sent my first attempt at results into inter-galactic space. Please forgive the delay.

Round two...fight.......


ECB Weekend Edition 1/7/11


Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Mistlenose"

I'm glad no one matched,…


Added by chuckkling on January 22, 2011 at 10:00pm — No Comments


First, there was boogergate


Followed by Pastramigate


Then, of course, the infamous Kobegate…


Added by Bubba Licious on January 22, 2011 at 6:39am — 12 Comments

How To Kill A Siberian Tiger In Northern Quebec Without The Use Of A Firearm

Another installment from my little zine that couldn't . . . 





Added by Donairs on January 18, 2011 at 4:14pm — 1 Comment

I Would Like To Have Sex With Shakira

Dear Friends,

I am a virgin.  I would like to have sex with a girl.  This is the girl I would like to have sex with,


her name is Shakira.  My friend works in her building and he told her about me because I am single.  She is friendly and you can find her email online, so I sent this picture






Added by Jesus on January 17, 2011 at 9:49pm — 5 Comments

Bad Dream

Free at last!  Free at last!  Thank God Almighty, we're playing poker for free at last! 






Added by Slant on January 17, 2011 at 6:17pm — 10 Comments

To the Hollywood Foreign Press Association

HEY HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION!! If you move REAL fast you may be able to book "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" for next years Golden Globes! Then you can "Poop On" all the Stars and Celebrities you like AGAIN!! I'm just sayin'..

Added by Kooldad on January 17, 2011 at 3:59pm — 2 Comments

Help Needed!!!

I know I haven't been around in a while... And I have no good excuse that isn't work/trying to get a working car related...


But that's not why I'm here...


Friends of mine lost their house to a fire Thursday 1-13-11 ... And I'm trying to raise money for them...


As I tweeted: 

  "These folks need our help…

Added by sabre419 on January 16, 2011 at 12:00am — No Comments

ECB Caption Nation Results



ECB New Years Edition 12/31/10


Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Army4Birds"

Winner - Army4birds - missalicia…


Added by chuckkling on January 13, 2011 at 7:05pm — No Comments



Added by Buttermilk on January 13, 2011 at 6:00am — 5 Comments

Those Were Different Times #110

Those Were Different Times #110

Introducing: William Shatner in "CAPTAIN OF THE STARSHIP William Shatner LIVE!"



(Side note: due to intermittent hardware issues, my vast warehouse of album covers is gone ... say a prayer for surf boy.  (I won't even doubt that you got the Rushmore reference there).  Anywho, I may be incommunicado for a bit as it seems my…


Added by mellowpuma on January 11, 2011 at 4:00pm — 25 Comments

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