ECB Weekend Edition 1/14/11
Added by chuckkling on January 30, 2011 at 2:49pm — No Comments
Children sufficiently Parentally instructed Results.
Bare-Assed Results, Revealed (Get It?).:…Continue
Image courtesy of TMZ
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and girlfriend Kristen Cavallari were spotted shopping…Continue
While pondering "the meaning of wife" (though I'm not married) and deciding if that second cup of coffee will do wonders for my looks, I noticed that comedywhirled is on the verge of its 200th member. My sources tell me it could be either former President George W. Bush or Theodore Dewberry.
I'm leaning towards Dewberry. If he does decide to sign up here, the following might be a preview of…Continue
When I went to bed last night, I decided that when I woke up, I would document my day and post a blog on here so you could see what a typical Michael Matthews day is like!!! So here goes.... ENJOY!
Blinked - 16,348 times
Inhaled - 35,713 times
Exhaled - 35,713 times
Calories taken in - 4,803
Calories burned - 98
Chewed food - 2,319 times
Yawned - 3 times
I took 11, 812 steps
Spoke - 6,287 words
Sneezed - 17…Continue
Resultingness, Untamed. …Continue
I had some issues with Time Warner Cable, intermittent outages which sent my first attempt at results into inter-galactic space. Please forgive the delay.
ECB Weekend Edition…Continue
Added by chuckkling on January 22, 2011 at 10:00pm — No Comments
First, there was boogergate
Followed by Pastramigate
Another installment from my little zine that couldn't . . .
I am a virgin. I would like to have sex with a girl. This is the girl I would like to have sex with,
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we're playing poker for free at last!
I know I haven't been around in a while... And I have no good excuse that isn't work/trying to get a working car related...
But that's not why I'm here...
Friends of mine lost their house to a fire Thursday 1-13-11 ... And I'm trying to raise money for them...
As I tweeted:
Added by sabre419 on January 16, 2011 at 12:00am — No Comments
ECB New Years Edition 12/31/10
Chuck's Mystery Cap - "Army4Birds"
Winner - Army4birds - missalicia…Continue
Added by chuckkling on January 13, 2011 at 7:05pm — No Comments
Those Were Different Times #110
Introducing: William Shatner in "CAPTAIN OF THE STARSHIP William Shatner LIVE!"
(Side note: due to intermittent hardware issues, my vast warehouse of album covers is gone ... say a prayer for surf boy. (I won't even doubt that you got the Rushmore reference there). Anywho, I may be incommunicado for a bit as it seems my…Continue