All Blog Posts (1,027)

   You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:

Those Were Different Times #338

Those Were Different Times #337

     Among my fondest memories of the 1970s and '80s was watching Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles on a 19" TV in a converted small bedroom in Grandpa & Grandma's house we called 'The Den'.  Filled with three generations of laughing Italian family and cousins, The Den became legendary for…

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he…

Those Were Different Times #336

-

-

-

Results:

3. And if you order by midnight, we'll send you a free Danny Partridge hankie.

-Gerhardguffaw

2.1157. And for only $4.95 more we will sew a real mustache on it for you to ride.

2. For only $19.95, you can have a pillow that stares at you with contempt.

-Mike Mchuman

1.3378. You could at least take off your wedding ring, you shameless hussy!

1. Cuddle, shmuddle! I want…

Those Were Different Times #335

-

-

-

Results:

2. The bull was enjoying it so much that I didn't have the heart to tell her the corn went into the other end...

-38chrysler

Looks like somebody gave her a bum steer.

1. Turn over to see reverse cowgirl.

-MacSpruce…

Those Were Different Times #334

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

6. You'd have loved your old aunt Helen. She was always up to something. I remember she went bowling on a Sunday once, and she had this way of like, getting eaten by a jungle cat in her living room. A real character that one.

-JJJ23

5. Well when you dress like a zebra what do you expect?

-Rotwang

3.00000001. Christmas was always interesting at Marlin…

Those Were Different Times #333

-

-

-

Results

-

-

-

2.6673. Kangaroo Jacked

2. "How kangarude!"

-Vomitflop

1. Oh, yet another human wants a selfie, how aboriginal of you. WALLABOOM!

-Rotwang…

Those Were Different Times #332

-

-

Results:

-

-

When I go gay I'm definitely gonna do a lot of holding and shining.

-Rotwang

"Oh, beehive!"

-VomitFlop…

Those Were Different Times #331

-

-

Results:

-

-

3. Mmmmm. Camel Toe Submarine Sandwiches!

-KariGrant

2. 2 Girls, 1 Condiment

-gerhardguffaw

1. Every 30 days they can serve them with ketchup.

-Rtwang…

Those Were Different Times #330

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

4.  ..the 1st NoNo Hair Remover worked much faster than todays.

-38chrysler

3. Suck it Newton! You will feel my electric birds! You stupid,stupid bastard that thought that electric birds would never live to reach your doors!

-JJJ23

3.22. The raccoon flew out of frame.

2. Note to self: Do not tumble dry iron gate.

-RunSilent RunDep

1. Later…

Those Were Different Times #329

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

(Best caps in a long time goord jorb mates)

4.Weirdest. Tom and Jerry. Episode. Ever.

-Rotwang

3. Oh fuck! here comes the wild boar!!

-Iverneil

2. ♫ I'm hooked on a ceiling. ♫

-VomitFlop

1. "We're not yours quite yet, Mr. Schrödinger!"

-Ian Renga…

Hello fellow members!  We could really use a shot in the arm from preferably someone besides the existing 'LEGENDS' that have heroically helped keep us afloat in the past.  Currently, just $44 will keep us around for another month, at which time we're confident we can again pick up the tab as usual.  Thank you so much for all your time and effort to make the Comedy Whirled Caption Contest the most entertaining on the internet!

The Donate button is…

.... the world feeds me, and life slowly seeps back into my veins.

the rockin' roll is tapped out by my shoe...

And it feels good to be alive.

I yawn... not quite yet ready to sleep...

... my cousin is coaxing my soul right back into me.

The time has come, to finish what I started...

I have broken the curse. Those ship-wrecked fools can't find me...

Fear and pain can no longer stop me; being old, weak, and feeble...

I have defeated…

Those Were Different Times #328

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

4.233.  Don't forget the baby Rolaids

-Iverneil

2.3.  Her mother thrived on my real meat to make her.

-Rotwang

1.  We use a pork chop for his pacifier.

-38chrysler…

Those Were Different Times #327

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

1.222. Hoverbroad.

-Rotwang

1. Katharine Hepburn's Pro Skater was a colossal flop & would force Activision into bankruptcy.

-VomitFlop…

Those Were Different Times #325

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

4. Their honeymoon didn't go as planned after the Admiral found out that his wife had a missile defense system.

-Gerhard Guffaw

Dr. Strangecake

3. It'll be interesting to watch the fall out after they feed each other a piece.

-Mike McHuman

2. "I love the smell of ice cream cake in the morning."

-VomitFlop

1. It doesn't show up in the…

Those Were Different Times #326

-

-

-

Results:

-

-

-

3. "Meh. I've seen better fan fiction."

2. "Let's color all their shirts red & see what happens."

-VomitFlop

1.  Nobody's wearing a condom.

-Iverneil…

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.