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Those Were Different Times #389

Those Were Different Times #388

Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)

I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years.  And/or 5 if I'm generous.  And/or monthly if I'm bored. 

Here is the first one.  God help you…

Peter Jackson’s doing another sequel.

Sequel to The Hobbit.

Bilbo Baggins, he’s the main hobbit.

This one tells the tale of three generations of Hobbits,                                                                                       Bilbo Senior, Bilbo and Bilbo III, who leave their home

and go on an adventure together in

“Three Billbos…

Those Were Different Times #386

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... and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:...

and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:Historians believe that the nuclear holocaust that wiped out 95% of humanity, not to mention most other life on Earth, was triggered when, in July 2018, the leader of the US House Intelligence Committee presented President Trump with this photographic evidence of a secret nuclear missile…

Those Were Different Times #387

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4. Featuring:"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone""Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"

-Ian

3. Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short.

 -Rotwang

2. Sammy, are you suggesting rape?

-Iverneil

1. He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".

-JJJ23…

Those Were Different Times #385

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Results:(too much good here to sort out, great work)

and the special "It Just Works" award goes to:Et tu Gary? (this doesn't really fit but I think it's a funny sentence)

-JJJ23

4. Still in the Nam and Eatin' Too Much Ham.

-JJJ23

4. His dyslexic Cockney rendering of "What about me butt? 

-MacSpruce

4. Just released in Europe, with his hit single, "Alopecia,…

Those Were Different Times #384

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4, featuring her powerful hit single, "Amy won the Speeelling Bee."

-KariGrant

3. She's a Shining star.It's for people who find Where's Waldo just too damn frustrating.

-Mario!!!

2.  Mr. and Mrs. Arngrim, I'm afraid your daughter has gotten into character work and she may well be lost forever to podcasts and comedy albums

.-JJJ23

1.  Sometimes referred to as "The…

Those Were Different Times #383

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And unto her, the lord said "Fear not, my child, the all you can eat buffet will reopen tomorrow at Sizzler."

-Rotwang

Me so thorny!

This is the Edna civilization as we know it. 

 -MacSpruce

Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on.

-VomitFlop

I was sorry to hear that Edna has mono. No…

Those Were Different Times #382

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"Or just keep on creeping in your Free Candy van.""Or just keep on creeping in your Free Candy van."-VomitFlop

If you see anything suspicious, please give us a heads up

.-Iverneil

Putting the "bi" in "binoculars". 

-Rotwang

Alvis has left the bull dung.

-KariGrant

Hide and watch Alvis and the Barnetts play hide the…

Those Were Different Times #380

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3. Right after he tucked that shirt into his asshole.

-Iverneil

2. To see the rear side of the album sheath you have to just reach-around.

-Rotwang

1. It's the follow up to his debut album, "First I Fist Myself."

-Mario!!!…

Those Were Different Times #381

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1. Apparently, Kim trips over some beautiful people at a Hollywood party and falls under ground with a lady whose curiosity about his feminine name makes him combative. I plan on checking it out, once I get past my fear of that handkerchief.

-Mario!!!…

Those Were Different Times #379

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5. What an askhole!

-Mario!!!

4. Track 7 "Side Of The Face Effects"

-JJJ23

3.2. Just because I Asked you to kill us

3. Chin chin a me, Chin chin a me, chin chin a me..

-Iverneil

2. "You let Harvey Weinstein do it and he didn't even ask."

-Mervin97

1. To visit Chernobyl?

-JJJ23…

Those Were Different Times #378

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4. Featuring his number one single, ♪"Felines, nothing more than felines..."♫

-KariGrant

3. Featuring Scat Crotch Fever

-Iverneil

2. Track #1 "Seriously, The Cats Killed Hans So You're Gonna Have To Sing Tonight"

-JJJ23

1, "You don't understand, man. It's more than a feline."

-VomitFlop…

Those Were Different Times #377

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3. This is Tell Savalas holding his automatic in such a way that it will scrape the skin off of his index finger.

-Rotwang

2. "Who loves you baby? The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms, that's who."

-Ian

1. this is

Jelly Savalas...…

Those Were Different Times #376

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5. Includes the hits...

"Pill Poppin' Art"

"My Hair Hurts"

"Has Anybody Seen My Dealer?"

-Gerhardguffaw

4. I've always heard Art was a Methed actor.

-Iverneil

Art: This is some wild shit, Muzzy!

Muzzy: I haven't started playing yet.

3. It was the #2 album of 1961 to listen to while high on speed, right behind the classic "Anything Else".

-JJJ23

I2.…

Those Were Different Times #375

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And the special "Break Out The Dictionary And Bow In Awe" Award goes to:

dog girl and doggerel

-MacSpruce

5. I’ll take the wood chipper.

-Iverneil

4. Not to be confused with their follow up smash hit, "I'll Take You Doggy Style."

-Mario!!!

3. Reason for divorcing? Irreconsilable Fetishes.

-MadAdam

2. Things got awkward when they split him in the…

Those Were Different Times #374

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... And the "Actually Probably Better Advice Than This Bullcrap" Award goes to:

Dwell on the people you hate with no other thought for weeks.

-Iverneil

4. His next book was How to Develop the Power of Euthenasium."

-KariGrant

3. Here's a hint – it begins with the powder of enthusiasm, if you know what I mean.

-MacSpruce



2. At first I was totally psyched about…

Those Were Different Times #373

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... and the special "I Was Afraid To Google This" Award goes to:

Featuring Thirty Odd Minute of Grunt and Valsalva Maneuvers in the Dark.

-MacSpruce

6. Featuring the classic ballad, Ann, You're ism

-Ian

4. Dick Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out …

-MacSpruce

3. "That seems like a very crude euphemism for a communion wafer."

-VomitFlop

2. He…

Those Were Different Times #372

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... and the special "Between The Lines" Award goes to:

They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.

-MacSpruce

(the gateway rug?)

6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.

-MacSpruce

5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure…