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Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 12, 2016 at 1:00pm — 6 Comments

Those Were Different Times #336

Those Were Different Times #336

Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 6:00pm — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #335

Those Were Different Times #335

Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 5:59pm — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #334

Those Were Different Times #334

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6. You'd have loved your old aunt Helen. She was always up to something. I remember she went bowling on a Sunday once, and she had this way of like, getting eaten by a jungle cat in her living room. A real character that one.

-JJJ23

5. Well when you dress like a zebra what do you expect?

-Rotwang

3.00000001. Christmas was always interesting at Marlin…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #333

Those Were Different Times #333

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2.6673. Kangaroo Jacked

2. "How kangarude!"

-Vomitflop



1. Oh, yet another human wants a selfie, how aboriginal of you. WALLABOOM!

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #332

Those Were Different Times #332

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When I go gay I'm definitely gonna do a lot of holding and shining.

-Rotwang

"Oh, beehive!"

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on May 27, 2016 at 4:00am — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #331

Those Were Different Times #331

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3. Mmmmm. Camel Toe Submarine Sandwiches!

-KariGrant

2. 2 Girls, 1 Condiment

-gerhardguffaw

1. Every 30 days they can serve them with ketchup.

-Rtwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on May 27, 2016 at 4:00am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #330

Those Were Different Times #330

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4.  ..the 1st NoNo Hair Remover worked much faster than todays.

-38chrysler

3. Suck it Newton! You will feel my electric birds! You stupid,stupid bastard that thought that electric birds would never live to reach your doors!

-JJJ23

3.22. The raccoon flew out of frame.

2. Note to self: Do not tumble dry iron gate.

-RunSilent RunDep

1. Later…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #329

Those Were Different Times #329

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(Best caps in a long time goord jorb mates)

4.Weirdest. Tom and Jerry. Episode. Ever.

-Rotwang

3. Oh fuck! here comes the wild boar!!

-Iverneil

2. ♫ I'm hooked on a ceiling. ♫

-VomitFlop

1. "We're not yours quite yet, Mr. Schrödinger!"

-Ian Renga…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 12 Comments

Batter Up!

Hello fellow members!  We could really use a shot in the arm from preferably someone besides the existing 'LEGENDS' that have heroically helped keep us afloat in the past.  Currently, just $44 will keep us around for another month, at which time we're confident we can again pick up the tab as usual.  Thank you so much for all your time and effort to make the Comedy Whirled Caption Contest the most entertaining on the internet!

The Donate button is…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on April 21, 2016 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

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.... the world feeds me, and life slowly seeps back into my veins.

the rockin' roll is tapped out by my shoe...

And it feels good to be alive.

I yawn... not quite yet ready to sleep...

... my cousin is coaxing my soul right back into me.

The time has come, to finish what I started...

I have broken the curse. Those ship-wrecked fools can't find me...

Fear and pain can no longer stop me; being old, weak, and feeble...

I have defeated…

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Added by LizzyQ on April 4, 2016 at 11:38pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #328

Those Were Different Times #328

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4.233.  Don't forget the baby Rolaids

-Iverneil

2.3.  Her mother thrived on my real meat to make her.

-Rotwang

1.  We use a pork chop for his pacifier.

-38chrysler…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2016 at 7:30am — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #327

Those Were Different Times #327

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1.222. Hoverbroad.

-Rotwang

1. Katharine Hepburn's Pro Skater was a colossal flop & would force Activision into bankruptcy.

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 23, 2016 at 7:30am — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #325

Those Were Different Times #325

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4. Their honeymoon didn't go as planned after the Admiral found out that his wife had a missile defense system.

-Gerhard Guffaw

Dr. Strangecake

3. It'll be interesting to watch the fall out after they feed each other a piece.

-Mike McHuman

2. "I love the smell of ice cream cake in the morning."

-VomitFlop

1. It doesn't show up in the…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 1, 2016 at 5:00am — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #326

Those Were Different Times #326

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3. "Meh. I've seen better fan fiction."

2. "Let's color all their shirts red & see what happens."

-VomitFlop



1.  Nobody's wearing a condom.

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on March 1, 2016 at 5:00am — 23 Comments

Reasons I didn’t get any Valentines:

Already got a few “VD” greetings last month.

Got a ticket for speed dating on The Bachelor.

I mean watching The Bachelor.

Did a “Belly Flop” in the car pool.

Friends don’t let friends Skype drunk.

Didn’t give any put out.

Added by KariGrant on February 16, 2016 at 9:01pm — 4 Comments

2015 Caption Whirled Power Rankings - Final Results

Here are the results for 2015.  Congratulations to AKAAB, who joins MacSpruce and VomitFlop as the only three champions in six years.  Thanks again to everyone who participates!…

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Added by Comedy Whirled on February 14, 2016 at 2:00pm — 9 Comments

Armchair Superbowl Terms

Eyes Chess Goeszeer.

Dannin Front.

Forward Pass Gas.

Battime dePeetza gotteer.

Airsa Gottam Remote?

Bautautta Beer.

Ayydats Natchocheez HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahadam.

F'ur gunnapuke goout.

Need Smore Dreetos.

Sbuds FrU.

Can't bleefwe losss. Better call Saul, er Uber, er smshit like at.

Added by KariGrant on February 7, 2016 at 10:30am — No Comments

Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

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Added by KariGrant on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #324

Those Were Different Times #324

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5. Comes complete with the 1,000 mile stare.

-RunSilent RunDeep

4. "If you cock it for more then four hours please see a doctor."

-Mervin97

3. He doesn't have anything…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 12, 2016 at 6:30pm — 22 Comments

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