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How to Quickly & Easily Increase Bridal Shop & Tux Sales

In these tough economic times, smaller bridal and custom made tuxedos nyc shops are continually searching for more efficient ways to increase sales against their larger counterparts. They want to do so without compromising the quality they have come to be known for. In essence, they want to 'knock out' the competition without sacrificing customer satisfaction.

Although wholesale pricing (for goods) has gone way up as many buyers and consumers are…

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Added by William Jacob on January 27, 2015 at 2:47am — No Comments

Events at Which to Wear a Custom Tuxedo

A tuxedo is the ultimate in formalwear for men. It is extremely exciting to slip on a custom tuxedo and head out to that formal event that you have been looking forward to. However, it is important to remember that not all occasions call for a tuxedo. The type of event, the time of the event and other types of traditions surrounding the event are all factors that could influence whether or not you should wear a tuxedo.

Any event labeled "black tie optional" is almost never optional.…

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Those Were Different Times #298

Those Were Different Times #298

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and the special "Wow, You Went Blue, Like 80's Blue Award" goes to

Me so pushy.

-Gerhardguffaw

(a deep nod, and a slight bow)

9. 'A Streetcar Named Desire 2'

-RunSilent RunDeep

8. You meet a lot of pushers in the underground.

-KariGrant

7. Take it easy pal, you're cramming my style.

-Iverneil

6. Sorry folks, but Chris Christie has the right to ride…

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7. Both disappointed that they don't actually serve buffalo at Buffalo Wild Wings®.

-theDIRTYmidget

6. Everything was going fine until he heard the Electric Can Opener in the kitchen.

-38chrysler

5. Cheetahs never prosper.

-KariGrant

4. "No need to be scared he only eats children."

-Mervin97

3. Dine & Dash champion, three years…

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6. Around the world in 888,888 days

-Mervin97

5. Getting ready to chase E.T.

-drwho

4. Picture taken during the maiden (and final) delivery of Killer Bee-Hives On Wheels.

-Ian Renga

3. ♫ Rollin ♫ Rollin ♫ Rollin On the River ♫

-38chrysler

2.999. Chased constantly by envious dogs.

2. Terry Jones, Minister Of Silly…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 30, 2014 at 4:00am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #293

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4. Homely Alone 2

-38chrysler

3.475. ♫ Here she comes now, saying Matrimony Matrimony. ♫

3. "No, we're not swingers. Why does everybody keep asking us that?"

-VomitFlop

2. They would need liposuction, several facial plastic surgeries and an intense training program just to be ugly.

-Iverneil

1.2. They yearn for the love of good men who will…

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4. Gone with his wind

-Iverneil

3. "He had a broad ass and a little round belly,

that shook when she spanked him, and used K-Y® Jelly ... ."

-theDIRTYmidget

2.83. Now we know how Santa gets his red cheeks.

2. Its my latest creation, the High Five Gerbil...

-38chrysler

1. "I love your reign, dear."

-Ian Renga…

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3. The road to Rattan

-iverneil

2. Tough-man competitions evolved slowly.

-theDIRTYmidget

1. Slow down or you'll blow a head basket.

-38chrysler…

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Those Were Different Times #291

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8. So, that's what they used to call the "money shot"...

-AKAAB

7. She's warned the neighbor boys about staring.

-theDIRTYmidget

6. Dawn had been waiting for this moment her entire life. It was zombie killing time.

-VomitFlop

5. How Chicken McNuggets are really made.

-Ian Renga

4. Meh, probably doesn't shave her…

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Those Were Different Times #289

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5. Houston, we have a problem!

-Gerhardguffaw

4. I've showed you the Moon and the Stars and now its time to see Uranus.

-38chrysler

3. Her fondest memory of him was that the fragrance of her wrist made him shit carnations.

-theDIRTYmidget

2.875. The dork side of the moon.

2.1. His little dipper was a big disappointment.

2. It was just a…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 3, 2014 at 10:30am — 24 Comments

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7. Hootin-ninnie.

KariGrant

6. After trying it for himself, Clayton really couldn't see why all the guys made such a big deal about picking up who-ers in the park.

-MacSpruce

5. OK genius, we caught him. Now how the fuck do we get him back to the nest?

-Slant

4. A young Owl Pacino

-Gerhardguffaw

3. "Owl be seeing you, in all the…

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5. I know several guys that are going to have skid-marks on their britches.

-38chrysler

4. Rider on the stormtroopers

-MacSpruce

3.85. How come they call him the Daredevil?

3. Aw shut up!! best out of three!!

-Iverneil

3. Sadly, they've not yet figured out that there are other gangs to fuck…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2014 at 2:00am — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #286

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7. And that's how Dick Tracy caught Mothman, every time.

1. Keystone Cop's bait car.

-Iverneil

(cops' ? as a fellow apostrophe criminal, i feel yah, bra.)

1. The same truck he uses to rescue kittens from trees and hurl them into garbage fires.

-TheDIRTYmidget

(wow, just wow)

1. More often than not, Simon usually preferred the ladder over the…

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"I sure would like some French Fried Tater-tots right about now hmm mm."

-SLINGBABY

-Ian Renga

They decided to take Junior to launch.

-Iverneil

It was cute until they started singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Then it was just creepy.

-MacSpruce

Their inability to keep this practice-baby alive is

what inevitably broke up…

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3. Celebrating his 10,000th chicken-fucking without a fatality.

-theDIRTYmidget

2. The sty is appalling! The sty is appalling!

-MacSpruce

1. ....I'm afraid you will have to deal with your family rather harshly Farmer Tom...DO IT NOW!.

-Iverneil…

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7. The Photographer said he wanted to do a Period Piece today.

-38chrysler

6. Even Billy Mays' blood will come out with Oxyclean!

-Mike McHuman

5. Defloral arrangement.

-MacSpruce

4. "The sheets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"

-VomitFlop

3. Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 41 Comments

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6. I want one for every room in the house.

-RunSilent RunDeep

5. And on the seventh day the lord said "Make sure Heffner gets plenty of pussy"

-Iverneil

4. None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating

his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.

-theDIRTYmidget

3. Where's the cunning array of stunts I said I wanted to…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 36 Comments

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82. I'm not driving so, it's irrelephant!!

-Iverneil

4. Surprisingly, nobody wanted to talk about it being in the room.

-VomitFlop

3. Horton Hires A Whore

-MacSpruce

2. Once he's good and drunk,

the trunk-greasin' lard comes out.

-theDIRTYmidget

(wow)

1. Pinkie knew he was totally smashed when he started seeing white…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 2, 2014 at 10:30pm — 27 Comments

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