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Those Were Different Times #287

Those Were Different Times #287

Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2014 at 2:14am — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #286

Those Were Different Times #286

Added by mellowpuma on November 23, 2014 at 2:12am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #285

Those Were Different Times #285

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"I sure would like some French Fried Tater-tots right about now hmm mm."

-SLINGBABY

-Ian Renga

They decided to take Junior to launch.

-Iverneil

It was cute until they started singing Swing Low Sweet Chariot. Then it was just creepy.

-MacSpruce

Their inability to keep this practice-baby alive is

what inevitably broke up…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 17, 2014 at 4:00am — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #284

Those Were Different Times #284

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3. Celebrating his 10,000th chicken-fucking without a fatality.

-theDIRTYmidget

2. The sty is appalling! The sty is appalling!

-MacSpruce

1. ....I'm afraid you will have to deal with your family rather harshly Farmer Tom...DO IT NOW!.

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 17, 2014 at 3:30am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #283

Those Were Different Times #283

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7. The Photographer said he wanted to do a Period Piece today.

-38chrysler

6. Even Billy Mays' blood will come out with Oxyclean!

-Mike McHuman

5. Defloral arrangement.

-MacSpruce

4. "The sheets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"

-VomitFlop

3. Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #282

Those Were Different Times #282

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6. I want one for every room in the house.

-RunSilent RunDeep

5. And on the seventh day the lord said "Make sure Heffner gets plenty of pussy"

-Iverneil

4. None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating

his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.

-theDIRTYmidget

3. Where's the cunning array of stunts I said I wanted to…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 9, 2014 at 5:00am — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #280

Those Were Different Times #280

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82. I'm not driving so, it's irrelephant!!

-Iverneil

4. Surprisingly, nobody wanted to talk about it being in the room.

-VomitFlop

3. Horton Hires A Whore

-MacSpruce

2. Once he's good and drunk,

the trunk-greasin' lard comes out.

-theDIRTYmidget

(wow)

1. Pinkie knew he was totally smashed when he started seeing white…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 2, 2014 at 10:30pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #281

Those Were Different Times #281

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Results:  a tie for #2, that's right #2 is all tied up.

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4. Hey, CLOSE THAT DOOR! Were you born in a barn??

-KariGrant

3. Someday, son, this will all be yours.

-MacSpruce

2. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman star in, "The Shawshank Adoption."

-Gerhardguffaw

2. The wife-merchant drives a hard bargain.

-theDIRTYmidget

1. Everyone in…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 2, 2014 at 10:30pm — 36 Comments

PUMPKINFERNO 2014

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2014 at 9:00pm — 4 Comments

Where have I been?

Where have I been?  What have I been doing?  Who am I?  Your guesses please:

Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:37am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #278

Those Were Different Times #278

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3. On the next, "Manhattan Project Runway"...

GerhardGuffaw

2. WARNING: Hitchhikers in Kansas may be escaped housewives.

-KariGrant

1. I think we're gonna need a bigger trunk.

-38chrysler…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:30am — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #279

Those Were Different Times #279

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3. ♪♫..Stairway to Hezbolla♪♫

-Iverneil

2. Bosnia Skaggs

-Iverneil

1. Like all my songs, this next one is about borscht.

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Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:30am — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #277

Those Were Different Times #277

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Does that mean we cant have our Frisbee back?

-Iverneil

The Hatfields and McCoys were united in their derision of such rank amateurism.

-Macspruce

Later he added: And stay out of my daughters vagina!

-MadAdam

Just to twist the knife, he hired the Rossa family to build the sign.

-theDIRTymidget…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 3, 2014 at 11:30am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #276

Those Were Different Times #276

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and the "???" award goes to:

Now he gets an unknown erection from 'The Deadliest Catch'.

-RunSilent RunDeep



10. Thanks Obama

-MadAdam

9. To air is human...

-Gerhardguffaw

8. "Playpens are for pussies."

-VomitFlop

7. Decades later, young Johnny Knoxville would create "Jackass."

-TheDIRTYmidget

6. Indoor baby soccer... It's…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 3, 2014 at 11:30am — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #275

Those Were Different Times #275

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6. It was a fly by night idea.

-RunSilent RunDeep

5. Na na na na na na nana, na na na na na na nana... Nana?

-JJJ23

4. To the Bat Bed, Robin!

-Gerhardguffaw

3. The Wright sibling no one ever mentions.

-theDIRTYmidget

2. Uses echolocation to find erect penises.

-MacSpruce

1. The Diary of Anne Frankenstein vs…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:00am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #274

Those Were Different Times #274

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6. Ass transit

-FroDoh!

5. It would be years before anyone seriously considered methane powered vehicles again.

-MacSpruce

4. Soon everyone on board will have grey poupon them.

-The DIRTYmidget

3. Cow tippers try new thrill. More at 11.

-RunSilent RunDeep

2. Don't worry: she's been pasteurized.

-Mike McHuman

1. Ray is a…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:00am — 45 Comments

Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings

 

United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.

Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with…

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Added by Ryan on September 21, 2014 at 6:05pm — No Comments

It's official; I'm a rapper...

(Not sure which forum to post this in - sorry, I'm a newbie.)

1. Parental Guidance - and don't watch it if you are easily offended.

2. You better believe I ran this up several flagpoles before I uploaded it to YouTube.

3. Over 80% of all rap music is purchased by white teenagers.  I was one of them.

4. Make sure you are familiar with the original N.W.A version before watching my cover.

5. Although I am proud of this, if you happen to know my mama, please…

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Added by Scott Terry on September 19, 2014 at 12:28am — 4 Comments

The Fight.

being rethought.

Added by LizzyQ on September 14, 2014 at 10:30pm — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #273

Those Were Different Times #273

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Added by mellowpuma on September 6, 2014 at 7:00am — 23 Comments

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