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Those Were Different Times #344

Those Were Different Times #343

Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 7:00am — No Comments

Those Were Different Times #343

Those Were Different Times #343

Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 6:58am — No Comments

Those Were Different Times #342

Those Were Different Times #342

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3. Conan The Barkbarian

-38chrysler



2. Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no.

-Rotwang



1.11. Should have released the hounds instead of the album.

1. Three Dog Blight

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #341

Those Were Different Times #341

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4. Just like their Records... all their girlfriends are Vinyl.

-38chrysler

3.246. Get twice the sanctimoniousness for the price of a single album!

3. Um, you guys do understand what it means to "know" someone in the biblical sense, right? So do you intend to know him one at a time or is it going to be a gang-know?

-MacSpruce

2. So, y'know, it's a friends-with-benevolence thing.…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 17 Comments

Pumpkinferno 2016

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2016 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #339

Those Were Different Times #339

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4. The Blur Witch Project

-Ian

3. OMG dude that is wiccan awesome!

-Rotwang

2. Wicked Witch of the Wet

-38chrysler

1. "We'll get you, my pretty, & your little dock too!"

-Vomitflop…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #340

Those Were Different Times #340

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4. Navy Seals, mastering the art of surprise attacks.

-Iverneil

3. Saints & swimmers.

-vomitflop

2.3475. We're Christian, of course, but we're also raft-safari-ans.

2. What's black and white and rowed all over?

-MacSpruce

?.eeeeeh. Oscar went to see if there were any leaks in his raft but he found nun...

1. Row vs…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 25 Comments

The Lighter Side of the Dark Side of the Force

   You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:

Added by Ian on September 22, 2016 at 10:00pm — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #338

Those Were Different Times #338

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3. "In closing, since we're still not sure what a trajectory heading is, we recommend wearing helmets when outdoors just in case.  Sincerely, Team Skylab."

-Ian

2. Good thing we arent Dinosaurs with all those Meteors coming in today...

-38chrysler

1. Wow I never knew how much we used to hate the Atlantic ocean.

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #337

Those Were Different Times #337

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3. Because calling it Cocaine Inspector would've been too on the nose.

-VomitFlop

2.67. When it came right down to it, Danny was more interested in casing the crack than cracking the case.

2, Sales really took off after they changed the name from Fissure Finder.

-MacSpruce

1.43. . Here, quick, hide Exhibit A, but not in Exhibit V.

1. I wonder who's crack he will…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 22 Comments

Gene Wilder

    

     Among my fondest memories of the 1970s and '80s was watching Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles on a 19" TV in a converted small bedroom in Grandpa & Grandma's house we called 'The Den'.  Filled with three generations of laughing Italian family and cousins, The Den became legendary for…

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Added by Ian on August 29, 2016 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 12, 2016 at 1:00pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #336

Those Were Different Times #336

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3. And if you order by midnight, we'll send you a free Danny Partridge hankie.

-Gerhardguffaw

2.1157. And for only $4.95 more we will sew a real mustache on it for you to ride.

2. For only $19.95, you can have a pillow that stares at you with contempt.

-Mike Mchuman

1.3378. You could at least take off your wedding ring, you shameless hussy!

1. Cuddle, shmuddle! I want…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 6:00pm — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #335

Those Were Different Times #335

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2. The bull was enjoying it so much that I didn't have the heart to tell her the corn went into the other end...

-38chrysler

Looks like somebody gave her a bum steer.

1. Turn over to see reverse cowgirl.

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 5:30pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #334

Those Were Different Times #334

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6. You'd have loved your old aunt Helen. She was always up to something. I remember she went bowling on a Sunday once, and she had this way of like, getting eaten by a jungle cat in her living room. A real character that one.

-JJJ23

5. Well when you dress like a zebra what do you expect?

-Rotwang

3.00000001. Christmas was always interesting at Marlin…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #333

Those Were Different Times #333

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2.6673. Kangaroo Jacked

2. "How kangarude!"

-Vomitflop



1. Oh, yet another human wants a selfie, how aboriginal of you. WALLABOOM!

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #332

Those Were Different Times #332

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When I go gay I'm definitely gonna do a lot of holding and shining.

-Rotwang

"Oh, beehive!"

-VomitFlop…

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Added by mellowpuma on May 27, 2016 at 4:00am — 11 Comments

Those Were Different Times #331

Those Were Different Times #331

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3. Mmmmm. Camel Toe Submarine Sandwiches!

-KariGrant

2. 2 Girls, 1 Condiment

-gerhardguffaw

1. Every 30 days they can serve them with ketchup.

-Rtwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on May 27, 2016 at 4:00am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #330

Those Were Different Times #330

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4.  ..the 1st NoNo Hair Remover worked much faster than todays.

-38chrysler

3. Suck it Newton! You will feel my electric birds! You stupid,stupid bastard that thought that electric birds would never live to reach your doors!

-JJJ23

3.22. The raccoon flew out of frame.

2. Note to self: Do not tumble dry iron gate.

-RunSilent RunDep

1. Later…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #329

Those Were Different Times #329

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(Best caps in a long time goord jorb mates)

4.Weirdest. Tom and Jerry. Episode. Ever.

-Rotwang

3. Oh fuck! here comes the wild boar!!

-Iverneil

2. ♫ I'm hooked on a ceiling. ♫

-VomitFlop

1. "We're not yours quite yet, Mr. Schrödinger!"

-Ian Renga…

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Added by mellowpuma on April 23, 2016 at 12:00am — 12 Comments

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