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PUMPKINFERNO 2014

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2014 at 9:00pm — 1 Comment

Where have I been?

Where have I been?  What have I been doing?  Who am I?  Your guesses please:

Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:37am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #279

Those Were Different Times #279

Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:36am — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #278

Those Were Different Times #278

Added by mellowpuma on October 20, 2014 at 3:34am — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #277

Those Were Different Times #277

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Does that mean we cant have our Frisbee back?

-Iverneil

The Hatfields and McCoys were united in their derision of such rank amateurism.

-Macspruce

Later he added: And stay out of my daughters vagina!

-MadAdam

Just to twist the knife, he hired the Rossa family to build the sign.

-theDIRTymidget…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 3, 2014 at 11:30am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #276

Those Were Different Times #276

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and the "???" award goes to:

Now he gets an unknown erection from 'The Deadliest Catch'.

-RunSilent RunDeep



10. Thanks Obama

-MadAdam

9. To air is human...

-Gerhardguffaw

8. "Playpens are for pussies."

-VomitFlop

7. Decades later, young Johnny Knoxville would create "Jackass."

-TheDIRTYmidget

6. Indoor baby soccer... It's…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 3, 2014 at 11:30am — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #275

Those Were Different Times #275

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6. It was a fly by night idea.

-RunSilent RunDeep

5. Na na na na na na nana, na na na na na na nana... Nana?

-JJJ23

4. To the Bat Bed, Robin!

-Gerhardguffaw

3. The Wright sibling no one ever mentions.

-theDIRTYmidget

2. Uses echolocation to find erect penises.

-MacSpruce

1. The Diary of Anne Frankenstein vs…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:00am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #274

Those Were Different Times #274

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6. Ass transit

-FroDoh!

5. It would be years before anyone seriously considered methane powered vehicles again.

-MacSpruce

4. Soon everyone on board will have grey poupon them.

-The DIRTYmidget

3. Cow tippers try new thrill. More at 11.

-RunSilent RunDeep

2. Don't worry: she's been pasteurized.

-Mike McHuman

1. Ray is a…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:00am — 45 Comments

Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings

 

United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.

Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with…

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Added by Ryan on September 21, 2014 at 6:05pm — No Comments

It's official; I'm a rapper...

(Not sure which forum to post this in - sorry, I'm a newbie.)

1. Parental Guidance - and don't watch it if you are easily offended.

2. You better believe I ran this up several flagpoles before I uploaded it to YouTube.

3. Over 80% of all rap music is purchased by white teenagers.  I was one of them.

4. Make sure you are familiar with the original N.W.A version before watching my cover.

5. Although I am proud of this, if you happen to know my mama, please…

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Added by Scott Terry on September 19, 2014 at 12:28am — 4 Comments

The Fight.

being rethought.

Added by LizzyQ on September 14, 2014 at 10:30pm — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #273

Those Were Different Times #273

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Added by mellowpuma on September 6, 2014 at 7:00am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #272

Those Were Different Times #272

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6. Fun Fact: This is what the original Statue of Liberty looked like before the makeover.

-VomitFlop

4.5. cigarettes thought it was healthy to smoke women

4. ...and sinatra as the Road Runner

-Whiz Kid

3. Lay on ground / get away.

-theDIRTYmidget

2.875. Lucy won't but Dinah might.

2. The…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 6, 2014 at 7:00am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #271

Those Were Different Times #271

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5. Convicted of 'funny laundering'.

-FroDoh!

4. They plied her with booze to softener up.

-Ierneil

3. Some people are so clothes minded.

-Jams3kds

2. In a business suit no less. The glass ceiling's there for a reason people.

-MadAdam

1.111, Brainwashing: You're doing it wrong.

1. Just a quick one to Tide me over.…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:00am — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #270

Those Were Different Times #270

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and the "What The What" award goes to:

-Frodoh!

5. Bet you can't sea me.

-Iverneil

4. Sea No Evil

-VomitFlop

3. All Ada's men shared two traits: Resistance to both peer and…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:00am — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #269

Those Were Different Times #269

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9. Teat-toteler

-38chrysler

8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.

-Iverneil

7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!

-jams3kds

6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)

-theDIRTYmidget

5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.

-FroDoh!

4. Her cups runneth…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #268

Those Were Different Times #268

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5. Looks like David Lynch is at it again.

-MacSpruce

4. Maybe we don't need to see the final episodes of Mad Men.

-Ian Renga

3. My Cone usually points up when the girls do that.

-38chrysler

2. Until the strippers arrived, this would just have to do.

-theDirtymidget

1. Klondykes

-Jams3kds…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #267

Those Were Different Times #267

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5. Weird, thinking about banging someone that's probably 90 years old.

-Iverneil

4. Formerly the Flat-chested Girls With Falsies Club

-MadSpruce

3. They had a soiree with the Illinois Fabricators

-Codename: Spydergirl.

2.875. We like you for your money.

2. Not quite as fun as the "No Contraception Club".

-Mike…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #266

Those Were Different Times #266

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7. "Targets acquired, sir. Bombs away."

-VomitFlop

6. French resistance elite forces

-Iverneil

5. The inaugural cover for Christian Science Weekly featured the Malick Family engaged in a radical new coping strategy: Blissful, uncoordinated ignorance.

-Ian Renga

4. Look what those nice Japanese airmen dropped. These will keep us preoccupied for…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 25 Comments

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