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Sequelmania

Sequelmania continues in Tinseltown with Groundhog Day meets Starwars in Starwars VIII, “Awaken, hit the snooze. Awaken, hit the snooze.  Awaken, hit the snooze…”

Everyone’s got Star Wars fever, since the long awaited movie’s coming out. Even TV and Cable has gotten Star Wars fever. I saw where Jeff Foxworthy has a new game show out called, “Are you smarter than a Darth Vader.”

The Porn version of Ridealong is out now, called “Ride a Long Hard One.”

Beverly Hills Cop 4,…

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Added by KariGrant on February 4, 2016 at 12:00pm — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #324

Those Were Different Times #324

Added by mellowpuma on January 12, 2016 at 6:33pm — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #323

Those Were Different Times #323

Added by mellowpuma on January 12, 2016 at 6:31pm — 13 Comments

Happy New Year!!!

Here's wishing all my friends and cohorts here at the CW a Happy and Joyous New Year!

I will start out by saying ya'll were amazing in this past year with all your Captions, Photo Creations, Blogs and comments.  There is so much talent here that I feel blessed to be counted as friends with you.  You have brought much laughter and insight into these fragile shells we call humans.  You have raised my spirits in times of loss and sorrow this past year and I wish to thank…

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Added by 38chrysler on December 30, 2015 at 10:30pm — 4 Comments

'Kardashian Woman' (now with video) - A Parody of Guess Who's 'American Woman'

It's a parody I'd done in March or April with a new video cobbled together today:…

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Added by Frodoh on December 20, 2015 at 7:30pm — 2 Comments

♪♫ Say, Where'd Twenty-Fifteen Go? ♫♪ A Recap of 2015 to Somewhere Over the Rainbow

     Per usual, 2015 provided us with…

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Added by Frodoh on December 15, 2015 at 11:30am — 2 Comments

Let's Let trump Trump trump.

(the great and powerful wizard of odd)

In 2011 donald trump, while limply considering a run for president, floated two very bad ideas at a speech in Las Vegas. His first horrible idea consisted of more or less renting out our military and servicemen.  His second worst idea that night was taking the oil from Iraq, as some sort of bizarre conquest prize. Just let that marinate for a…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 12, 2015 at 10:30am — 5 Comments

More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

Added by KariGrant on December 4, 2015 at 9:10am — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #321

Those Were Different Times #321

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... and the "Keeping The Meme Alive Award" goes to:

"In Soviet Russia, zoo visits you."

-Ian Renga



4.348. Flake off ya beast, you're nothing but a carniboor.

4. The Jewish women recoiled at the sight of Gentile Ben.

-Iverneil

3. Hey,I bearly bumped you, lady!!

-KariGrant

2.874. It was disappointing all around – they were expecting Bear…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 4, 2015 at 3:00am — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #322

Those Were Different Times #322

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6. Groin To Be Wild

-Gerardguffaw

5. Soon after this unfortunate incident, Dylan would be dancing with the scars.

-VomitFlop

4. Catch crotch fever

-Mervin97

3. Chick Fell-A-tio

-Mike McHuman

2. American Glandstand

-MacSpruce

1. Taking a leap of face.

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 4, 2015 at 3:00am — 32 Comments

Ways to show your solidarity with France

Eat more:

French Fries, French Bread, French Onion Soup, Croutons.

Put in a French Drain

Install French Doors

French Kiss

Use French Ticklers,

Can-Can through the office,

Drive a Citroën

Get a French Manicure

Added by KariGrant on November 16, 2015 at 9:30am — 6 Comments

Merry Christmas Dammit



Okay, after spending the last hour designing this cup for all of the angry people who call themselves Christians, I find out that Bill O'Reilly doesn't have a problem with the red Starbucks holiday cups. But that's not going to stop me from publishing the prince of pomposity on his very own cup.…

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Added by Mike McHuman on November 11, 2015 at 11:06pm — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #320

Those Were Different Times #320

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5.. Bonnet & Clyde

-VomitFlop

4. The Dune Buggy prototype wasn't a complete success. For one thing, the rollbar was too high.

-Mike McHuman

3. ...and then the ants came, and well, there was a lot of explaining to do at the funeral.

-JJJ23

2.223. Leave it to Weaver

2. They kept weaving in and out of traffic

-Iverneil

1.almost. Something Wicker Comes…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 10, 2015 at 3:00pm — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #319

Those Were Different Times #319

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6. Who needs viagara when you can just harden your arteries with lard?

-drwho

5. It's been a lard day's night...

-Gerhardguffaw

4. Get a room you three.

-Mike McHuman

3. It's life shortening. (Get it?)

_MacSpruce

2. Britain: We Don't Know What Food Is!

-JJJ23

1.999.  Care for a touch of the blubbery my dear?

1. They're not eating…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 10, 2015 at 3:00pm — 26 Comments

PUMPKINFERNO 2015

Past PUMKINFERNOS:

2014…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 31, 2015 at 1:25pm — 2 Comments

♪♫ Super-Creepy-Make-'em-Sleepy-Comic-Connin'-Cosby! ♫♪

Here's a little ditty inspired by Bill Cosby's decades of  'shenanigans'…

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Added by Frodoh on October 25, 2015 at 6:30pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #317

Those Were Different Times #317

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And the "Forensic Evidence Analysis Award" goes to:

Seven Shamurai

-MacSpruce

[even with high speed film, if they were moving there should be some motion blur in the background or the ground itself.  you can see individual rocks in the pavement.]

5. "Look out! It's the dreaded Russian Nesting Drivers!"

-VomitFlop

4. Cirque du Soiled Pants

-Gerhardguffaw

3. The…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 28, 2015 at 3:00am — 34 Comments

Those Were Different Times #318

Those Were Different Times #318

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and the "Obviously A Spy From the American Dog Breeders Association Award" goes to:

♪♫ You must Whippet.... Whippet good! ♫♪

-Frodoh

5. High beam and low beam for the blind cyclist.

-Iverneil

4. Nah, I'm good. You go on. I'll catch a Greyhound later.

-KariGrant

3.001. Lance Armstrong taking his performance enhancing dog.

-Rotwang

3. Usually by the end of…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 28, 2015 at 3:00am — 30 Comments

Those Were Different Times #316

Those Were Different Times #316



5. Luther does his best stripe tease.

-GerhardGuffaw



4. Wild horses would in fact keep him away for thirty years to life.

-Ian Renga



3.33. Stripe 3! your out!

3. "Do these stripes make me look invisible."

-Mervin97

2. Vice Station Zebra

-MacSpruce

1. Wait a minute!! I think I'm having obstacle delusions!!

-Iverneil…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 22, 2015 at 3:30am — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #315

Those Were Different Times #315

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and the "One Pedo Theme To Rule Them All" award goes to:

See, now you're men. Marlboro men. Not boys anymore. Totally adult men. Totally, legally, adult men. In most states.

-Rotwang

5. "Remember, kids, always give in to peer pressure, no matter what. It'll make your lives so much easier.

-VomitFlop

4. Break time at the Marlboro Man training camp.

-drwho

3. The…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 22, 2015 at 3:30am — 43 Comments

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