Secret and Rarely used NFL Plays:
The Madoff Swindle,
Names of moonshined Pappy Van Winkle bourbon:
Poopy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Wanker,
Henry Van Winkle,
Suitey Van Husen,
Pappy Van Tinkle,
Pappy Van Stinkle,
Mammy Van Winkle,
Pappy Van Hatfield,
Pappy Van McCoy,
Pappasan Van McKoi (imported),
Root Rot (and who wants that???) is attacking the Christmas tree industry. Better stick with a sure thing and buy a MacSpruce. Or, at least wear protection when decorating your tree.
These are new strains of Christmas tree…Continue
Airline -approved Spatula Baby Scraper.
Lemon Merengue Poi
Hertz Tire-chews for dogs
Fukashima Glow sticks
Those Were Different Times #214: MutuallyAssuredDestructionabration!
1. The kid next door had one, so I dropped cinder block depth charges from a tree on him.
Those Were Different Times #213: The Econobration!
5. "Introducing the all new Whinny Cooper!"
4. I wish that horse had no name
3. Now you know why you didn't meet any chicks in '79
2.25. For those who wanted a Pinto but are not into the whole "exploding" thing.
2. Is that a car or the box it came in?
Those Were Different Times #212: TheCorntextofCornporateCornturalRacism, abration?
4. Then a year later, in '42, we sent 'em all to Corn-centration Camps! (Well, at least the husky ones...)
3. I thought these were robster craws.
2. Cornfused doctor treat me for jaundice for two year before he figure out me Chinaman.
1. This is exactly how Car Talk got…
Those Were Different Times #211: The Wavearedflagabration!
3. Just for the fuck of it
2. I'd like to teach the world to sing in a poorly lit and smoky gin soaked booze can circa 1930
4. "As you can see from this picture I'm innocent, its not possible for me to leave 2 footprints."
3. "Actually, Mr. Simpson, could you maybe not wear the boot on your,…Continue
Those Were Different Times #209: TheBeardabration!
(causea the daily contest change, i'm stepping up, no more slacking for melly)
and the "Video That Doesn't End Like I Thought It Would"award goes to:
Those Were Different Times #208: TheWesAndersonabration!
Those Were Different Times #207: theGingerTerminationabration!
Just do it softly with your song
So... Shall we have an "Experiment" ... ?
Shall we play a game?
Monster Mash anyone??
GERHARD GUFFAW: "Thanks for dropping by but I ordered a Black Russian.
DONAIRS: "Lady, I don't care who you…Continue
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