FIRST DEGREE MURDER
IVERNEIL: "It's kind of hazy but I'll take a stab at it."
SLANT: "Your honour, please instruct the defendant to smack that goggly left eye of hers into place before the State…Continue
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What is the opposite of a leprechaun?
MACSPRUCE: "No need for that Electrolux, Buzz--space already is a vacuum."
COMMANDER LUNAR PILOT
BIGJAS: "Nevada here we…Continue
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Those Were Different Times #194 The Indoorsmanabration!
5. In a bedroom...far, far away
4. But wait til after dad leaves.
3. Because leaving home may cause you to miss, "Leftover Taco Night."
2. The University of Phoenix is getting really desperate.
1. Luke I am your penis, pull me.
IAN RENGA: "Someone told me you've got a line on some spent fuel rods."
IVERNEIL: "No, he's behind us. If he keeps staring I am going to bounce this jar of piss off his…Continue
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PRIOR TO "ONE SMALL STEP...", EQUALLY SIGNIFICANT ASTRONAUT PRELAUNCH QUOTES HAVE BEEN BURIED BY TIME.…Continue
Official anthem for those Sunday morning strolls!
TOOFPICK: "We stopped wearing huge top hats when you were a teenager."…Continue
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Those Were Different Times #193: The Saintisfaction!
2. Hacky Holidays!!
1. ...and the chimney fire started when I struck up a Lucky
Considering you are all going down with the ship, there are no clear winners. Here are some of my personal favourites but go back & enjoy them all.
CAPTAIN'S "I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING" AWARD
MERVIN97: "Excuse me miss, can you tell the porter we…Continue
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So, I was driving home the other day after seeing Demetri Martin at a local bookstore. He was there to promote his newest book, “Point Your Face at This.” What a cool guy, very funny (of course) but also very, very nice. As it became my turn in line to get my book signed, he made sure to address me by name, and when he asked me how I was doing, I got the impression that he really wanted to know.
So, I’m driving home with my signed copy next to me, in a really good mood. I also have…Continue
.............as of 03-30-2013…Continue
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Those Were Different Times #192: The Treadening!
6. What sadistic fucking elf...
5. Well, that's shoe business.
4. Well I guess my foot is technically under my thumb...
Died Easter Chicks Peep Shows
Your Pilot's Name is NOT Pontius
Wren and Stempy Marathons
Using the "Easter Bonnet" for protection
Hip Hopping Along
Caramel Centers of anything
Not using WD-40 if you're out of K-Y
Hi. I'm going to be travelling around the country in a small van.. (So pretty), and I need a pet, real or unreal, that would enjoy the company and the travel?
Sheep are out.
ex. A three legged, gold tinted, highlighted, opposable thumbed iguana. It…Continue