Getting slaughtered in the caps lately. Yea, well, I'm gonna make my own cap contest, with hookers, and booze. In fact, forget the cap contest part.
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Added by Rotwang on September 18, 2020 at 8:30pm — 12 Comments
Topo & Robi "Under The Ice"
Added by mellowpuma on September 2, 2020 at 2:00am — 3 Comments
Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something. just kidding, your grandparents will…
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Results at the end:
Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:
Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st…
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Added by Rotwang on February 26, 2020 at 12:25pm — 24 Comments
Those Were Different Times #411
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2. Because by supporting socialized medicine you're just encouraging the spread of socialized diseases.
-MacSpruce
1. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these hospitals!"
-Mario!!!…
Added by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 3:00am — 20 Comments
Those Were Different Times #410
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2. and then nothing else, forever.
-jjj23
1. Step away from the trunk Jeb, we’re concerned about your actions prior to “Seeing the light
-Iverneil…
Added by mellowpuma on February 12, 2020 at 2:00am — 20 Comments
Those Were Different Times #408
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5. I'm impressed. Even with music on, I usually need to use at least my hand.
-Mario!!!
4. … now if we could just figure out how to play it…
They're also into colonial irrigation.
-MacSpruce
3. We hope you like glissandos!"
-Ian
2. They're rhythm methodists.
-JJJ23
Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Whistles.
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Added by mellowpuma on December 31, 2019 at 12:00am — 22 Comments
Those Were Different Times #409
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Results (with glasses):
and the special "Solemn Gravitas" award goes to:
Somehow I know deep down that The Dirty Midget would win this one, hands down...may god bless his dirty soul.
-iverneil
His “playboys” are his balls.
4. John was mad that they didn’t use the “edgier” photo of him.
-Iverneil
3.0001 BEATLES IN THE COURT
(WITH…
Added by mellowpuma on December 31, 2019 at 12:00am — 26 Comments
Those Were Different Times #407
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5. But you can call me Angst
-Iverneil
4. At the last moment, the panicked record company had to remove the word "hole" from the title.
-VomitFlop
Are you telling me Santa isn't real??
3. He had to change his name to Loser Old in 1983.
-Rotwang
2. Confused James Dean approves.
-JJJ23
1. Deleted tracks:
(Let Me Be Your) Beast…
Added by mellowpuma on October 2, 2019 at 4:00am — 21 Comments
Those Were Different Times #406
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6. In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.
-Mario
5. Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"
-Gerhardguffaw
4. "Ma'am, as your doctor, I must unfortunately inform you that it's not just fire & it's also not just primarily located down below.
-VomitFlop
3. Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below.…
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Rotwang's Almost-Annual Caption Contest
Thank you all for playing.
Unfortunately your answers are all incorrect.
The correct answer is;
"Weekend at Bernies II".
Honorable mention:
Brunch At Tiffany's
-Gerhardguffaw
Bronze:
"Beaches"
-Rodney…
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Those Were Different Times #405
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5. The strong anti-capitalism album featuring, "Pootin' on the Rich."
-KariGrant
4. When she did a pirouette four people died.
-Rotwang
3. "Go ahead, punk, make my pilé!"
-Mario!!!
2. "Some days I feel, you know, not so fresh. So I shoot anybody that notices."
-MacSpruce
1. Translation: "Is your cat stuck up a tree? Call the professionals:…
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Those Were Different Times #404
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6. Ironically, the album had zero hits.
-Mario!!
5. This is worse than pussy grabbing.
-KariGrant
Featuring “My punch runneth over with love”
4. Fist come, fist served
-Iverneil
Hole Miner's Farter
3. "And Others", is one of the better country songs you'll ever hear about stretching a butthole.
-JJJ23
Twisted Fister
"Oh, the fisticity!"
2. First…
Added by mellowpuma on August 8, 2019 at 10:30am — 18 Comments
Those Were Different Times #403
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4. "Damn Jenny, I told you air-hockey was dangerous for girls!"
-Ian
3. Jenny just couldn't stop falling for the old telescope black eye prank.
-Mervin
2. Her album was in the lead until she was beaten out by Chris Brown.
-Iverneil
1. Poor Jenny can't afford another pack of Tareytons.
-MacSpruce…
Added by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:00am — 16 Comments
Those Were Different Times #402
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3. Well Pam, first you need to step back from your expectation of finding a husband with the head of a cartoon dog and the body of a snake.
-JJJ23
2. Sadly for Pam, she always ends up being the girl people opt to kill when given a choice.
-Mario!!!
1. Try ISIS.
-Iverneil…
Added by mellowpuma on May 15, 2019 at 3:00am — 15 Comments
With the final season of Game of Thrones fast approaching it's important to understand exactly how a dragon produces fire.
Calling them 'Fire-breathing' is not entirely accurate. Call them 'Fire-exhaling' Dragons to be more precise.
Much like the monkeys that eat the charcoal for digestion, dragons regularly seek out flint and marcasite-rich…
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Those Were Different Times #401
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5. "Fifty NOs and a YES means YES."
-Ian
4. She would later star in the sequel, Dr. No Means No!
-Mario!!!
3. ♫Fieldings. Nothing more than ♫ fieldings...
-Karigrant
2. Song 1: We're Not A Great Spy Team
-JJJ23
1. When he shakes her she doesn't stir – the good old Cosby martini!
-MacSpruce (oof, that's hard)…
Added by mellowpuma on February 14, 2019 at 12:30pm — 20 Comments
Those Were Different Times #400
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4, The Incredible Husk.
-Karigrant
3. The real reason Dr Frankenstein's monster went ballistic, this was his junk.
-Mervin97
2, Do you guys have any idea how many "rotten wang" caps I'm not typing?
-rotwang
1. Then Dorothy asked “But scarecrow!! I thought you wanted a heart??”
-iverneil…
Added by mellowpuma on February 14, 2019 at 12:00pm — 19 Comments
Those Were Different Times #399
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3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"
-VomitFlop
2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.
-Mario!!!
1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."
-Ian…
Added by mellowpuma on January 13, 2019 at 3:30am — 20 Comments
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