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Oscar Rejects for 2015:

Long awaited sequel to OUTBREAK starring Jodie Foster and Oprah: SELMANELLA.

Sandusky tell-all: THE INITIATION GAME.

BIRDHOOD.

GRANDADDY LONGLEGS PEST HOTEL.

THE THEORY OF WHIPLASH.

Reese Witherspoon and Rosamund Pike in GONE GIRLS GONE WILD.

Long awaited sequel to Weekend At Bernies II: TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT AT BERNIES.

CROTCHCATCHER.

Bill Cozby in HERE COME THE JUDGE.

BARMITZFAHOOD

Those Were Different Times #300

Those Were Different Times #299

With the news that Bri's been suspended

for six months without pay, I couldn't resist!…

NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of Wednesday’s scandal involving inflated recollections of his wartime reporting in Iraq, NBC’s Brian Williams today has issued a second apology to a surprising recipient: His own mother.



An unnamed source reports that Williams’ epiphany regarding the events surrounding an RPG striking a helicopter – one in which he claimed to be a passenger – and the subsequent questioning of his version of events by soldiers who were present at the time of the attack,…

Better late than never,  the results for 2014 have been tabulated.  After losing his title to Vomit Flop in 2013, three time champ (2010, 11, 12) MacSpruce reclaimed the crown in 2014.  Congratulations…

Those Were Different Times #298

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"Now if we could figure out away to steer it."

-Mervin97

5. The first Jet-Skis were recalled due to safety issues.

-38chrysler

4. You should have sawed the one that got away!

-MacSpruce

3. And now, a moment behind Door #3.

-Gerhardguffaw

2.87. This is almost as fun as the time we played tennis with that chipmunk!

2. It kind of…

Those Were Different Times #297

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5.99932. Answers to 'Lipperace'.

5. Hooked on smack.

-Frodoh

4. All this for putting the seat down.

-drwho

3. and that was BEFORE Putin went shirtless!!!

-KariGrant

2. The man who cured herpes.

-RunSilentRunDeep

1.8889. The Slutty Professor

1. His experiments always include an out-of-control group.

-MacSpruce…

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and the special "Wow, You Went Blue, Like 80's Blue Award" goes to

Me so pushy.

-Gerhardguffaw

(a deep nod, and a slight bow)

9. 'A Streetcar Named Desire 2'

-RunSilent RunDeep

8. You meet a lot of pushers in the underground.

-KariGrant

7. Take it easy pal, you're cramming my style.

-Iverneil

6. Sorry folks, but Chris Christie has the right to ride…

Those Were Different Times #295

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7. Both disappointed that they don't actually serve buffalo at Buffalo Wild Wings®.

-theDIRTYmidget

6. Everything was going fine until he heard the Electric Can Opener in the kitchen.

-38chrysler

5. Cheetahs never prosper.

-KariGrant

4. "No need to be scared he only eats children."

-Mervin97

3. Dine & Dash champion, three years…

Those Were Different Times #294

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6. Around the world in 888,888 days

-Mervin97

5. Getting ready to chase E.T.

-drwho

4. Picture taken during the maiden (and final) delivery of Killer Bee-Hives On Wheels.

-Ian Renga

3. ♫ Rollin ♫ Rollin ♫ Rollin On the River ♫

-38chrysler

2.999. Chased constantly by envious dogs.

2. Terry Jones, Minister Of Silly…

Those Were Different Times #293

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4. Homely Alone 2

-38chrysler

3.475. ♫ Here she comes now, saying Matrimony Matrimony. ♫

3. "No, we're not swingers. Why does everybody keep asking us that?"

-VomitFlop

2. They would need liposuction, several facial plastic surgeries and an intense training program just to be ugly.

-Iverneil

1.2. They yearn for the love of good men who will…

Those Were Different Times #292

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4. Gone with his wind

-Iverneil

3. "He had a broad ass and a little round belly,

that shook when she spanked him, and used K-Y® Jelly ... ."

-theDIRTYmidget

2.83. Now we know how Santa gets his red cheeks.

2. Its my latest creation, the High Five Gerbil...

-38chrysler

1. "I love your reign, dear."

-Ian Renga…

Those Were Different Times #290

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3. The road to Rattan

-iverneil

2. Tough-man competitions evolved slowly.

-theDIRTYmidget

1. Slow down or you'll blow a head basket.

-38chrysler…

Those Were Different Times #291

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8. So, that's what they used to call the "money shot"...

-AKAAB

7. She's warned the neighbor boys about staring.

-theDIRTYmidget

6. Dawn had been waiting for this moment her entire life. It was zombie killing time.

-VomitFlop

5. How Chicken McNuggets are really made.

-Ian Renga

4. Meh, probably doesn't shave her…

Those Were Different Times #289

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5. Houston, we have a problem!

-Gerhardguffaw

4. I've showed you the Moon and the Stars and now its time to see Uranus.

-38chrysler

3. Her fondest memory of him was that the fragrance of her wrist made him shit carnations.

-theDIRTYmidget

2.875. The dork side of the moon.

2.1. His little dipper was a big disappointment.

2. It was just a…

Those Were Different Times #288

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7. Hootin-ninnie.

KariGrant

6. After trying it for himself, Clayton really couldn't see why all the guys made such a big deal about picking up who-ers in the park.

-MacSpruce

5. OK genius, we caught him. Now how the fuck do we get him back to the nest?

-Slant

4. A young Owl Pacino

-Gerhardguffaw

3. "Owl be seeing you, in all the…

Those Were Different Times #287

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5. I know several guys that are going to have skid-marks on their britches.

-38chrysler

4. Rider on the stormtroopers

-MacSpruce

3.85. How come they call him the Daredevil?

3. Aw shut up!! best out of three!!

-Iverneil

3. Sadly, they've not yet figured out that there are other gangs to fuck…