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Memories Of The Old Country

Memories Of The Old Country

1. Good, good. Now show me double handjob. Whatta ya mean 'why'? It adds to the mystery, and don't question my artistic direction, mother fucker. I'll tell EVERYBODY who the 'mystery singer' is and then what do you have??? NOTHING! You're fucking nothing without this…

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Added by mellowpuma on January 18, 2017 at 9:30pm — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #348

Those Were Different Times #348

Added by mellowpuma on January 17, 2017 at 7:08pm — 7 Comments

Those Were Different Times #347

Those Were Different Times #347

Added by mellowpuma on January 17, 2017 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #345

Those Were Different Times #345

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5. When the transatlantic pipeline connected with the transpacific pipeline, let's just say it was... explosive.

-Rotwang

4. "What Paul Bunyan does on his days off is really none of our business, don't cha think?"

-VomitFlop

3.24. Nothing homoerotic to see here, folks. No siree! Just a perfectly respectable message featuring a naked man with a huge hose, brought to you by the…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 27, 2016 at 1:00am — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #346

Those Were Different Times #346

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7. Sometimes you just need to get a bigger Wench Wrench...

-38chrysler

6. For me it's more like WD-40-year-old. *sigh*

-Rotwang

To no ones surprise, WD stood for Wet Dick

5. It comes in a can.

-Iverneil

4. Ladies love it when your dick smells like an old ratchet.

-JJJ23

3. And after those coitus surprises.....Try Goo Gone!!!!!!

-Bill…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 27, 2016 at 1:00am — 30 Comments

Those Were Different Times #344

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6. Space... The Final Drive-Thru.

-Gerhardguffaw

5. Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

-Ian

4. Mac Tonight, scat tomorrow.

-Rotwang

3. The ensuing lawsuit Ray Charles filed against McDonald's over this ad led to speculation that he was faking blindness.

-JJJ23

Don't worry Moon... It's just a Phase you are going through.

2. You shouldn't worry about the Moon when eating at…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 7:00am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #343

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6. It's not often that the Green Giant gets to flex his acting skills

-Iverneil

5. You'll be strummin' a different tune when you're sweating on the toilet!

-Gerhardguffaw

When Mexico sends its corn, they’re not sending their best. They're sending corn that has lots of problems ... druggy corn, criminal cream corn, rapeseed corn. And some, I assume, are good kernels.

4. Make…

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Added by mellowpuma on December 7, 2016 at 6:30am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #342

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3. Conan The Barkbarian

-38chrysler



2. Cerberus, yes. Cerebral, no.

-Rotwang



1.11. Should have released the hounds instead of the album.

1. Three Dog Blight

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #341

Those Were Different Times #341

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4. Just like their Records... all their girlfriends are Vinyl.

-38chrysler

3.246. Get twice the sanctimoniousness for the price of a single album!

3. Um, you guys do understand what it means to "know" someone in the biblical sense, right? So do you intend to know him one at a time or is it going to be a gang-know?

-MacSpruce

2. So, y'know, it's a friends-with-benevolence thing.…

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Added by mellowpuma on November 3, 2016 at 5:00am — 19 Comments

Pumpkinferno 2016

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Added by mellowpuma on October 30, 2016 at 7:00pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #339

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4. The Blur Witch Project

-Ian

3. OMG dude that is wiccan awesome!

-Rotwang

2. Wicked Witch of the Wet

-38chrysler

1. "We'll get you, my pretty, & your little dock too!"

-Vomitflop…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #340

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4. Navy Seals, mastering the art of surprise attacks.

-Iverneil

3. Saints & swimmers.

-vomitflop

2.3475. We're Christian, of course, but we're also raft-safari-ans.

2. What's black and white and rowed all over?

-MacSpruce

?.eeeeeh. Oscar went to see if there were any leaks in his raft but he found nun...

1. Row vs…

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Added by mellowpuma on October 12, 2016 at 1:30am — 25 Comments

The Lighter Side of the Dark Side of the Force

   You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:

Added by Ian on September 22, 2016 at 10:00pm — 36 Comments

Those Were Different Times #338

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3. "In closing, since we're still not sure what a trajectory heading is, we recommend wearing helmets when outdoors just in case.  Sincerely, Team Skylab."

-Ian

2. Good thing we arent Dinosaurs with all those Meteors coming in today...

-38chrysler

1. Wow I never knew how much we used to hate the Atlantic ocean.

-Rotwang…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #337

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3. Because calling it Cocaine Inspector would've been too on the nose.

-VomitFlop

2.67. When it came right down to it, Danny was more interested in casing the crack than cracking the case.

2, Sales really took off after they changed the name from Fissure Finder.

-MacSpruce

1.43. . Here, quick, hide Exhibit A, but not in Exhibit V.

1. I wonder who's crack he will…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 15, 2016 at 4:30am — 22 Comments

Gene Wilder

    

     Among my fondest memories of the 1970s and '80s was watching Young Frankenstein & Blazing Saddles on a 19" TV in a converted small bedroom in Grandpa & Grandma's house we called 'The Den'.  Filled with three generations of laughing Italian family and cousins, The Den became legendary for…

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Added by Ian on August 29, 2016 at 6:30pm — 1 Comment

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

Let's Figure Out How trump Is Likely To Make America Great ... Again?

We haven't heard how trump is going to make Amercia great, maybe he hasn't figured it out yet himself.  So, why don't we help him?  I've come up with a few things he…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 12, 2016 at 1:00pm — 8 Comments

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3. And if you order by midnight, we'll send you a free Danny Partridge hankie.

-Gerhardguffaw

2.1157. And for only $4.95 more we will sew a real mustache on it for you to ride.

2. For only $19.95, you can have a pillow that stares at you with contempt.

-Mike Mchuman

1.3378. You could at least take off your wedding ring, you shameless hussy!

1. Cuddle, shmuddle! I want…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 6:00pm — 15 Comments

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2. The bull was enjoying it so much that I didn't have the heart to tell her the corn went into the other end...

-38chrysler

Looks like somebody gave her a bum steer.

1. Turn over to see reverse cowgirl.

-MacSpruce…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 2, 2016 at 5:30pm — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #334

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6. You'd have loved your old aunt Helen. She was always up to something. I remember she went bowling on a Sunday once, and she had this way of like, getting eaten by a jungle cat in her living room. A real character that one.

-JJJ23

5. Well when you dress like a zebra what do you expect?

-Rotwang

3.00000001. Christmas was always interesting at Marlin…

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Added by mellowpuma on June 23, 2016 at 10:30pm — 17 Comments

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