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Those Were Different Times #275

Those Were Different Times #275

Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:17am — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #274

Those Were Different Times #274

Added by mellowpuma on September 23, 2014 at 3:13am — No Comments

Dozens Injured -- Many Fatally -- as Weekend’s "Thank a Police Officer Day" Celebrations Go Awry Nationwide

By: @RyanSaysThings

 

United States – Tragedy struck all across the U.S. Saturday afternoon as “National Thank a Police Officer Day” (also known as “National Hug a Cop Day”) celebrations turned violent in multiple states.

Dozens of participants have been reported injured – many fatally – in what was designed to be a show of appreciation for local law enforcement entities – which, in many cases, perceived the kind gestures as threatening and reacted with…

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Added by Ryan on September 21, 2014 at 6:05pm — No Comments

It's official; I'm a rapper...

(Not sure which forum to post this in - sorry, I'm a newbie.)

1. Parental Guidance - and don't watch it if you are easily offended.

2. You better believe I ran this up several flagpoles before I uploaded it to YouTube.

3. Over 80% of all rap music is purchased by white teenagers.  I was one of them.

4. Make sure you are familiar with the original N.W.A version before watching my cover.

5. Although I am proud of this, if you happen to know my mama, please…

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Added by Scott Terry on September 19, 2014 at 12:28am — 2 Comments

The Fight.

being rethought.

Added by LizzyQ on September 14, 2014 at 10:30pm — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #273

Those Were Different Times #273

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Added by mellowpuma on September 6, 2014 at 7:00am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #272

Those Were Different Times #272

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6. Fun Fact: This is what the original Statue of Liberty looked like before the makeover.

-VomitFlop

4.5. cigarettes thought it was healthy to smoke women

4. ...and sinatra as the Road Runner

-Whiz Kid

3. Lay on ground / get away.

-theDIRTYmidget

2.875. Lucy won't but Dinah might.

2. The…

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Added by mellowpuma on September 6, 2014 at 7:00am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #271

Those Were Different Times #271

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5. Convicted of 'funny laundering'.

-FroDoh!

4. They plied her with booze to softener up.

-Ierneil

3. Some people are so clothes minded.

-Jams3kds

2. In a business suit no less. The glass ceiling's there for a reason people.

-MadAdam

1.111, Brainwashing: You're doing it wrong.

1. Just a quick one to Tide me over.…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:00am — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #270

Those Were Different Times #270

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and the "What The What" award goes to:

-Frodoh!

5. Bet you can't sea me.

-Iverneil

4. Sea No Evil

-VomitFlop

3. All Ada's men shared two traits: Resistance to both peer and…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:00am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #269

Those Were Different Times #269

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9. Teat-toteler

-38chrysler

8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.

-Iverneil

7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!

-jams3kds

6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)

-theDIRTYmidget

5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.

-FroDoh!

4. Her cups runneth…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #268

Those Were Different Times #268

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5. Looks like David Lynch is at it again.

-MacSpruce

4. Maybe we don't need to see the final episodes of Mad Men.

-Ian Renga

3. My Cone usually points up when the girls do that.

-38chrysler

2. Until the strippers arrived, this would just have to do.

-theDirtymidget

1. Klondykes

-Jams3kds…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #267

Those Were Different Times #267

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5. Weird, thinking about banging someone that's probably 90 years old.

-Iverneil

4. Formerly the Flat-chested Girls With Falsies Club

-MadSpruce

3. They had a soiree with the Illinois Fabricators

-Codename: Spydergirl.

2.875. We like you for your money.

2. Not quite as fun as the "No Contraception Club".

-Mike…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #266

Those Were Different Times #266

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7. "Targets acquired, sir. Bombs away."

-VomitFlop

6. French resistance elite forces

-Iverneil

5. The inaugural cover for Christian Science Weekly featured the Malick Family engaged in a radical new coping strategy: Blissful, uncoordinated ignorance.

-Ian Renga

4. Look what those nice Japanese airmen dropped. These will keep us preoccupied for…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 25 Comments

THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Added by Ian Renga on August 5, 2014 at 12:00am — 8 Comments

Book Festivals

Harem Book Fair,

Baltic-Timor Book Festival and Throat Singers Conference,

Fall Over a Used Book Fair,

National Festivus Book Grievance Campaign Washington, DC,

New York Is Country Book and Boot Festival,

Southern Festival of Butter Books,

Nutella Festival of Reading While You Eat,

Texas Book ‘em at the Border Sale,

Sarasota Horse & Reading Festival,

Miami Book and Jewlarry Fair,

Added by KariGrant on July 31, 2014 at 3:22pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #265

Those Were Different Times #265

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2. He could easily overpower us Mabel, make us do stuff we don't want to do .

-Iverneil



1. ♪ You're so veiny ♪

-MPG…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #264

Those Were Different Times #264

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8. Bea Arthropod

-MacSpruce



7. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the oyster bed.

-Mike McHuman



6. Worlds deadliest snatch

-Iverneil



5. Claw & Order: WTF!

-Gerhardguffaw



4. Jeanne Clawed van Clamme

-FroDoh!



3. "What happens when she reaches 100%?"

-Ian Renga



2. Women of the Sixties were… Continue

Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 32 Comments

Gone, but Never Forgotten...

Added by Ryan on July 17, 2014 at 7:25pm — 2 Comments

Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2014 at 8:09pm — 1 Comment

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