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Those Were Different Times #271

Those Were Different Times #271

Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:17am — 31 Comments

Those Were Different Times #270

Those Were Different Times #270

Added by mellowpuma on August 26, 2014 at 4:15am — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #269

Those Were Different Times #269

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9. Teat-toteler

-38chrysler

8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.

-Iverneil

7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!

-jams3kds

6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)

-theDIRTYmidget

5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.

-FroDoh!

4. Her cups runneth…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 41 Comments

Those Were Different Times #268

Those Were Different Times #268

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5. Looks like David Lynch is at it again.

-MacSpruce

4. Maybe we don't need to see the final episodes of Mad Men.

-Ian Renga

3. My Cone usually points up when the girls do that.

-38chrysler

2. Until the strippers arrived, this would just have to do.

-theDirtymidget

1. Klondykes

-Jams3kds…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 19, 2014 at 4:30am — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #267

Those Were Different Times #267

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5. Weird, thinking about banging someone that's probably 90 years old.

-Iverneil

4. Formerly the Flat-chested Girls With Falsies Club

-MadSpruce

3. They had a soiree with the Illinois Fabricators

-Codename: Spydergirl.

2.875. We like you for your money.

2. Not quite as fun as the "No Contraception Club".

-Mike…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #266

Those Were Different Times #266

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7. "Targets acquired, sir. Bombs away."

-VomitFlop

6. French resistance elite forces

-Iverneil

5. The inaugural cover for Christian Science Weekly featured the Malick Family engaged in a radical new coping strategy: Blissful, uncoordinated ignorance.

-Ian Renga

4. Look what those nice Japanese airmen dropped. These will keep us preoccupied for…

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Added by mellowpuma on August 6, 2014 at 11:30am — 25 Comments

THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Added by Ian Renga on August 5, 2014 at 12:00am — 8 Comments

Book Festivals

Harem Book Fair,

Baltic-Timor Book Festival and Throat Singers Conference,

Fall Over a Used Book Fair,

National Festivus Book Grievance Campaign Washington, DC,

New York Is Country Book and Boot Festival,

Southern Festival of Butter Books,

Nutella Festival of Reading While You Eat,

Texas Book ‘em at the Border Sale,

Sarasota Horse & Reading Festival,

Miami Book and Jewlarry Fair,

Added by KariGrant on July 31, 2014 at 3:22pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #265

Those Were Different Times #265

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2. He could easily overpower us Mabel, make us do stuff we don't want to do .

-Iverneil



1. ♪ You're so veiny ♪

-MPG…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #264

Those Were Different Times #264

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8. Bea Arthropod

-MacSpruce



7. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the oyster bed.

-Mike McHuman



6. Worlds deadliest snatch

-Iverneil



5. Claw & Order: WTF!

-Gerhardguffaw



4. Jeanne Clawed van Clamme

-FroDoh!



3. "What happens when she reaches 100%?"

-Ian Renga



2. Women of the Sixties were… Continue

Added by mellowpuma on July 20, 2014 at 5:30am — 32 Comments

Gone, but Never Forgotten...

Added by Ryan on July 17, 2014 at 7:25pm — 2 Comments

Naughty By Nature - O.P.P.

Added by Ryan on July 11, 2014 at 8:09pm — 1 Comment

Those Were Different Times #263

Those Were Different Times #263

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2. And now for my next trick, I will change this Republican back into a human.

-Mike McHuman

1. His family was Nuts.

-38chrysler…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 11, 2014 at 6:00am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #262

Those Were Different Times #262

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3. ♪♫ This land is your land, this land is my land...♫♪

-Iverneil

2. What kinda peace pipe is that?"

-VomitFlop

1. The Last of the Mohicans talking into The Last of the Victrolas.

-Jams3kds…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 11, 2014 at 5:30am — 21 Comments

Acts Which Were Not on America’s Got Talent:

Rear ending parked cars. 

Virgin Sacrifices to Virgin Airlines (unauthorized).

Tag Team Naugahyde Fabric Repair.

Consumer Credit Mockers.

Evidence Swallowing.

Ghaza Strippers.

Group Women’s Bench Press, starting with five on the Supreme Court Bench.

Executive  Dinner Decisions.

Yoga Milking.

Power Pointing.

Added by KariGrant on July 8, 2014 at 8:06pm — 5 Comments

Reasons the Styx & Foreigners' Tour Buses burst into flames

They were trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass.

Too many damn Foreigners.

Somebody rubbed two Styx together.

They was a'smokin' in bed.

Two words: Hot Licks.

Too many pocket rockets.

Both bands were "lit."

Their bifocals ignited the crossword puzzle book.

Hot chicks on board.

They were Hot Blooded.

Added by KariGrant on July 2, 2014 at 9:05pm — 8 Comments

#WomanCrushWednesday

Added by Ryan on July 2, 2014 at 7:49pm — No Comments

Those Were Different Times #261

Those Were Different Times #261

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5.3. "Alex, I'll take 'Scissoring with your long-time companion' for $500."

5. A ma'ams leash should exceed her grasp.

-FroDoh!

3.4. Apply a little pressure then, Voila!! he poops right where you want him to.

3. Taxidermy aside, she still managed to enjoy their traditional morning walk.

-Iverneil

2. Rover Weighed

-vomitFlop

1. Schnauzer…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 1, 2014 at 3:00am — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #260

Those Were Different Times #260

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8.Over the years, Google Glass has become only slightly less dorky looking.

-MacSpruce

7.2. Madonna merely perfected what her great aunts pioneered.

7. Cone-dependency isn't pretty.

-FroDoh!

6.I see your point.

-Iverneil

5. Oral contraception.

-Nuje NcGynab

4. The beak will inherit the…

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Added by mellowpuma on July 1, 2014 at 3:00am — 33 Comments

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