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Remember Love... . xo♥∞!!!!!!!!!!

“... Bull talk from a one-eyed fat man.”

 

Presenting Ted Nugent, penis.

(The above video was artfully and lovingly shot by our own

Jack Splatter.)

xo♥∞.

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At 6:12pm on August 21, 2014, LL Bein said…

You should pop in more often. That's what she said. 

Ever seen a monkey shine a table? Yeah, me neither!

 DD-Floured

After this, Imma knead some time alone.

At 6:58am on August 21, 2014, FroDoh! said…

Great to have you back, TDM!  I've missed totally your off-the-wall, in-and-out-of-the-box caps and look forward to many moons more of 'em!

At 1:43pm on August 19, 2014, Rotwang said…

He lives? He lives. He lives!

Apparenty everyone else knew that for like 2 weeks.  That would be like if I said "Hey did you hear robin williams died?"

The icon is brilliant.

Now if only you could bring back Amy4Birds, Trident, Butchjackson, as zombies.

Hey btw we got MPG back out of nowhere too. 

Well, you have to tell us we're all dying to know what took you so long?  Make a blog about it or something.

At 10:02am on August 19, 2014, Iverneil said…

What a tremendous stab from the past!! glad to see you here!!

At 5:01am on August 19, 2014, mellowpuma said…

welcome back, ole buddy.

At 2:58am on August 18, 2014, mellowpuma said…

whoooo! 

At 6:25am on August 15, 2014, Jams3kds said…

Welcome back...it's great to see you again! Stick around for awhile it's more interesting with your here. Besides, what internet based comedy, satirical, humor website wouldn't be complete without the token dirty midget! BTW...full disclosure, I didn't read your Kenny Baker cap until after I posted my YO-LO one... :) 

At 5:41am on August 15, 2014, 38chrysler said…

I woke  this morning expecting another usual, boring, mundane day.... then I saw you're back and tearing up the captions again!  Welcome Back...We missed you!

At 3:41am on August 15, 2014, MacSpruce said…

Robin Williams dies and then 3 days later theDIRTYmidget.© rises from the dead? This is just too weird.

At 1:50am on August 15, 2014, Ian Renga said…

Ass-tastic, enjoying the caps!

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"You should pop in more often. That's what she said.  Ever seen a monkey shine a table? Yeah, me neither!  DD-Floured After this, Imma knead some time alone."
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theDIRTYmidget.© commented on Iverneil's blog post What do you see??
"I see the same fucking things I see every time I take this stupid test: a.) a bat, b.) a butterfly, and c.) me killing my parents.  xo♥∞."
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