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Don’t Shoot (I’m A Man). xo♥∞!!!!!

“... Bold talk from a one-eyed fat man.”

Thanks to MacSpruce for The Inspiration !!!
Fucking brilliant !!!!!
☺xo♥ॐ∞.

Presenting Ted Nugent, penis.

(The above video was artfully and lovingly shot by our own

Jack Splatter.)

xo♥∞.

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At 6:33am on May 18, 2015, Frodoh said…

Your 'lowrider pants guy' riffs were hilarious--esp dug your outta left field Batmanesque: 'To the cylindrical produce' !

At 9:44am on May 13, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Hey, thanks, man! Yeah, I wasn't really sure if I posted anything all that great for that, so I appreciate it.

At 11:54pm on May 2, 2015, Shag said…

"#1.)  Fill enema-bag with Africanized-bees."
WTF? I am pissing myself over that one!

At 11:42am on April 8, 2015, AKAAB said…

Thanks for the love!

At 1:27pm on April 2, 2015, Rotwang said…

What is the meaning of that, you sneaky wizard gnome!?!?!

I kept looking at it and reading it like:

?!?!?!?

At 2:16pm on April 1, 2015, Iverneil said…

"Does anyone have a hot apple-pie I can fuck?" WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 5:17pm on March 31, 2015, Frodoh said…

Your Kanga' caps and mini-women quips were all too funny.  Ditto Iverneil's take on your Doublemint ditty!

At 4:15pm on March 31, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks B!, I just read your Doublemint song OMFG!! no soft soap from you buddy, fucking outrageously hilarious!!!!

At 9:41pm on March 19, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Thanks for the kind words! As always, it's greatly appreciated. The whole Ewe Oughta Know thing just felt like the perfect way to overexhaust that premise, really. So I went for it. And yes, I couldn't resist the Jurassic Park reference either. Honestly wasn't sure what to make of this pic or if anything creative at all would come to me. Almost skipped it actually.

Peace,

VF

At 8:00am on March 10, 2015, mellowpuma said…

she's never had the heart nor the opportunity to kill them. nice, classic you.

is that obscure 90's radiohead that i collected like a fiend back in the day that i'm hearing?  

check out something i think you might like it's called "the sensational guitars of dan and dale" but it's really sun ra doing the batman theme, and more successfully, a song called "robin"

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