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Don’t Shoot (I’m A Man). xo♥∞!!!!!

“... Bull talk from a one-eyed fat man.”

Famous Thoughts.

(My caption.)
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Thanks to MacSpruce for The Inspiration !!!
Fucking brilliant !!!!!
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Presenting Ted Nugent, penis.

(The above video was artfully and lovingly shot by our own

Jack Splatter.)

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At 7:39pm on February 23, 2015, JJJ23 said…

It's goin man, I love the Aubrey Plaza gif. Did you here about Harris Wittels? Damn shame, if you don't know his work it's worth checking out he was that deal.

At 4:48am on February 22, 2015, Iverneil said…

" shuttle cock into his mouth" LOLOL!!! that's kicking it up a notch!!

At 3:55pm on February 18, 2015, Iverneil said…

Thanks B, the eye cones looked like badminton birdies, it just got basterdized after that.

At 1:48pm on February 7, 2015, 38chrysler said…

Thanx DM... if I commented on every one of your posts that I thought were excellent, then I'm sure the internet would run out of space! ...on the current Brian Williams thing, "we have all fantasized, at length, about having sexual intercourse with my daughter." is my favorite!... Freud would probably have something to say about that though.

At 8:05am on February 7, 2015, Frodoh said…

"...Lena Dunham..." and "My daughter is male and can fly."!!  Too funny!

At 10:19am on January 29, 2015, Iverneil said…

Probably be the only laugh on that one but if someone were to laugh, I'm glad it was you!!

At 12:23am on January 29, 2015, Ian Renga said…

"...selling robots in the desert." Very nice!

At 8:30pm on January 24, 2015, toofpick said…

Your gerbil caption was perfect.

At 9:50am on January 21, 2015, MacSpruce said…

As I read the headline, I thought for a moment that you might be in on this. 

At 11:10am on January 20, 2015, VomitFlop said…

LMAO@ "Could her shirt be more ironic?" Damn near made a similar comment about that as well, but veered away from it from whatever reason.

The Marshmallow Fluff caption also got me pretty damn good!

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