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Don’t Shoot (I’m A Man). xo♥∞!!!!!

“... Bull talk from a one-eyed fat man.”

Famous Thoughts.

(My caption.)
xo♥ॐ∞.

Thanks to MacSpruce for The Inspiration !!!
Fucking brilliant !!!!!
☺xo♥ॐ∞.

Presenting Ted Nugent, penis.

(The above video was artfully and lovingly shot by our own

Jack Splatter.)

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At 9:41pm on March 19, 2015, VomitFlop said…

Thanks for the kind words! As always, it's greatly appreciated. The whole Ewe Oughta Know thing just felt like the perfect way to overexhaust that premise, really. So I went for it. And yes, I couldn't resist the Jurassic Park reference either. Honestly wasn't sure what to make of this pic or if anything creative at all would come to me. Almost skipped it actually.

Peace,

VF

At 8:00am on March 10, 2015, mellowpuma said…

she's never had the heart nor the opportunity to kill them. nice, classic you.

is that obscure 90's radiohead that i collected like a fiend back in the day that i'm hearing?  

check out something i think you might like it's called "the sensational guitars of dan and dale" but it's really sun ra doing the batman theme, and more successfully, a song called "robin"

At 7:11pm on March 9, 2015, Frodoh said…

Yer on a roll, TDM!  For whatever reason, '....nipple reattached 61 times...' struck me as exceptionally areola funny!

At 5:57pm on March 8, 2015, Iverneil said…

"It felt like spaghetti was actually being strained directly at me!" I somehow missed that one on the first pass but damn,that was perfect!!

At 4:58pm on March 6, 2015, Iverneil said…

Certainly no better than "Eunuchorn", but thanks!

At 6:14am on March 5, 2015, mellowpuma said…

hey thanks man, youdabest.

At 9:10pm on March 4, 2015, Frodoh said…

'Ride that pecker' and 'Domo aregato/Tomahto' -- love 'em! 

At 4:15pm on March 4, 2015, Ian Renga said…

"...early-morning 'rat-a-tat-tat'..." Now that's some good clean fun!

At 7:39pm on February 23, 2015, JJJ23 said…

It's goin man, I love the Aubrey Plaza gif. Did you here about Harris Wittels? Damn shame, if you don't know his work it's worth checking out he was that deal.

At 4:48am on February 22, 2015, Iverneil said…

" shuttle cock into his mouth" LOLOL!!! that's kicking it up a notch!!

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