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Maybe I should just get bitchier?

I really don’t get my life. It’s confusing, it’s weird, and quite honestly it always smells slightly like beef lo mein.Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Well, I’m not complaining at this particular moment, but I just have to know… am I alone in this situation?For example, the amount of male attention I attract just does not equate with my physical features. Okay, maybe it does a little , I’m pretty fucking cute, god damnit! Then pair that cuteness with some assholey snarkiness and a…See More

May 2

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I'm not normal...but its not like we all didnt know that already...

I am not a normal person. I am aware of this fact. I have been well aware of this fact since I was four and single-handedly got all siblings banned from fields trips at my brothers school while my family lived in Seoul.In my four-year old defense, yah don’t put the four-year old version of myself (or any version of myself really) in front of a never-ending table of gingerbread house ingredients and expect those ingredients not to end up in my mouth.There are a few facts in life that will always…See More

Apr 16

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Slant commented on natalie paige's blog post Oh what's that? You want political humor that's actually funny?

"TFE has been featured on the front page several times. Don't be such a stranger."

Mar 24

natalie paige posted a blog post

Oh what's that? You want political humor that's actually funny?

Well alrighty then! Just check out... The Final Edition !!!!!!And you know if I'm saying its funny, then it definitely is.They've also got a radio show guys and gals! Here's just a snip of their awesomeness:http://soundcloud.com/thefinaledition/public-radios-next-mike-daisey See More

Mar 23

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Iverneil commented on natalie paige's blog post You win, rock bottom. You always do.

"it's one thing to hit rock bottom...and quite another to keep scratching"

Mar 10

Slant commented on natalie paige's blog post You win, rock bottom. You always do.

"... and you wanna be my latex salesman..."

Mar 9

Ian Renga commented on natalie paige's blog post You win, rock bottom. You always do.

""It's yourself you gotta be proud of Huckleberry" - Martin Sheen, Wall Street (1987)"

Mar 9

natalie paige posted a blog post

You win, rock bottom. You always do.

Well hello, rock bottom. We’ve got to stop meeting like this.I can’t wait until I’m a fully functioning adult, but to be quite honest I don’t think that day is ever going to come.I lost my wallet Monday night, because yes that is what happens when you don’t eat anything, drink at the apartment, then go out and drink more at a bar.You will soon find yourself drunkenly stumbling to a taxi, trying not to hurl in said taxi, stumble to the apartment, hurl in the apartment, have your roommate freak…See More

Mar 9

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Rotwang commented on natalie paige's blog post WebMD needs to go to hell.

"This is so... British."

Mar 6

Jay Bontempi commented on natalie paige's blog post WebMD needs to go to hell.

"Nat! Wow' it was most likely the Buzz.Where did you get that stuff!My advise next time contact "HankMed" you can find himThursday nights on the USE Network"RoyalPains".There could be a chance that its "BedBugs" Oh…"

Feb 4

Donairs commented on natalie paige's blog post WebMD needs to go to hell.

"Have you saved any pioneering families from ravenous wolf attacks? If so, I would definitely get that checked out."

Jan 30

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WebMD needs to go to hell.

I am so sick of getting a sore throat, perusing WebMD for a good two hours, only to self-diagnose myself with rabies. Now I’m stuck with the task of trying to talk myself out of this obviously rational thought.Have you ever been inside my head, WebMD? It’s not fun is it? And yeah… I haven’t figured out why it’s so sticky yet either.So stop telling me I’m going to die, WebMD! Or that I’m pregnant, which is basically telling me I’m dead, you asshole.Sadly, this is a true story. I actually thought…See More

Jan 30

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Dec 26, 2011

Slant commented on natalie paige's blog post Random facts about myself that I'm proud of...but shouldn't be.

"#5, check... #11, check... #17, the male equivalent... #25, check."

Dec 13, 2011

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Random facts about myself that I'm proud of...but shouldn't be.

I'm basically about to ruin any chance with any dude that ever found me remotely cute.Enjoy!1. I buy mayo in economized sized vats as big as a horses head.2. I used to like Vienna sausages.3. I've had sex with a dude named Mordecai.4. I still like Vienna sausages.5. I've eaten a whole birthday cake in one sitting.6. I am almost always half-naked while eating....it's really the only way to thoroughly enjoy food.7. Web MD has brought me to tears because it made me think I was pregnant...on…See More

Dec 13, 2011

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Iverneil commented on natalie paige's blog post Random facts about myself that I'm proud of...but shouldn't be.

"Awesome!! (I'm tip toeing out of the room backwards)"

Dec 13, 2011

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Maybe I should just get bitchier?

I really don’t get my life. It’s confusing, it’s weird, and quite honestly it always smells slightly like beef lo mein.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Well, I’m not complaining at this particular moment, but I just have to know… am I alone in this situation?

For example, the amount of male attention I attract just does not equate with my physical features. Okay, maybe it does a little , I’m pretty fucking cute, god damnit! Then pair that cuteness with some…

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Posted on May 2, 2012 at 7:19am

I'm not normal...but its not like we all didnt know that already...

In my four-year old defense, yah don’t put the four-year old version of myself (or any version of myself really) in front of a never-ending table of gingerbread house ingredients and expect those ingredients not to end up in my mouth.

There are a few facts in…

Continue

Posted on April 16, 2012 at 7:24am

Oh what's that? You want political humor that's actually funny?

Well alrighty then! Just check out... The Final Edition !!!!!!

And you know if I'm saying its funny, then it definitely is.

They've also got a radio show guys and gals! Here's just a snip of their awesomeness:

http://soundcloud.com/thefinaledition/public-radios-next-mike-daisey

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 3:21pm — 1 Comment

You win, rock bottom. You always do.

Well hello, rock bottom. We’ve got to stop meeting like this.

I can’t wait until I’m a fully functioning adult, but to be quite honest I don’t think that day is ever going to come.

I lost my wallet Monday night, because yes that is what happens when you don’t eat anything, drink at the apartment, then go out and drink more at a bar.

You will soon find yourself drunkenly stumbling to…

Continue

Posted on March 9, 2012 at 4:53pm — 4 Comments

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At 3:15pm on December 26, 2011, Rebellious By Nature said…: listen to my free comedy album:

http://rebelliousnaturecomedy.com/the-demo.html

At 11:50pm on August 20, 2011, antistar said…

At 5:10am on July 12, 2011, Buttermilk said…: Thanks for befriending me. Sorry to be so long in adding you but due to unforeseen circumstances I have been unable to be on the site. I look forward to reading your contributions

At 9:22pm on June 9, 2011, Slant said…

At 2:24am on June 5, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…: Having now read your excellent blogs, here are some random, unrelated thoughts, in no particular order.

01.) I snickered out loud when I read “... hire a midget with a Easy Cheez spray can glued permanently to their left hand ... .”: I’d previously mentioned my unrequited love for my own genitals. (Did you get my ‘friend’ request? No biggie. I didn’t know where to send flowers. Ha-ha!)

02.) I’ve noticed your many mentions of mayo. Are you one of those hoity-toity types who thinks Miracle Whip® is disgusting and exclusively for hillbillies, or do you go both ways? I can appreciate either, in context. Neither is appropriate for all occasions. They made garlic MW® for a while, in a coffinful of which I could easily be buried, but I can’t find it anymore. (continued ... .)

At 2:21am on June 5, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…: 03.) Re.: “is it really such a bad thing?” Your views are dead on. Men who express them are labelled ‘children’. I’m just smart enough to know that women will tire of me, and then I’m fucked. Love is great. Relationships are great. When they end isn’t. Especially if you’re the sad sap who’s never doing the ending.

04.) I was raised a half-assed Catholic, myself. Mom was relatively hardcore. Her mom was, at least. My being ‘handicapped’, I never had to go to parochial school, and, having been raised in a houseful of angry sarcastics, I’d pretty much decided it was all horseshit by the time I was around 8. Break over 100 bones before you’re 13, and you, too may come to think of prayer, for instance, as ludicrous. Also, we learn too late in life that, if prayer works, it only works for other people. Even if a conscious God was listening, It wouldn’t give a shit if you win the big game or want a car.

05.) Never fear or apologize for farts. Farts rule. Farts are The Window To The Soul. Garlic farts are better than orgasms. One of the best days of my life was when I found ‘extreme flatulence’ on a list of symptoms of my particular dwarfing bone-disease. What a relief that I wasn’t, in fact, just a fucking pig. Bore ya’ later. xo♥.

At 9:07pm on June 4, 2011, Ian Renga said…: You have writer's eyes. It's impossible to hide the wisdom.

At 8:39pm on June 4, 2011, Ian Renga said…: Really cool profile pic Natalie.

At 12:37am on June 4, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.© said…: Sorry I said ‘blog’, singular. I was not up to speed. I’ll further comment, feebly, as I absorb The Splendor That Is You. xo♥.