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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-14-2019
"roll for ineffectiveness."
Monday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-14-2019
"wait, why do i have to roll the dice before i put on my arm... oh man.  next time you're not dungeonmaster."
Monday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-14-2019
"man i think that armor is going to severly limit your bo staff attack effectiveness."
Monday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-14-2019
"i'm stuck in the down under."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-14-2019
"we are the knights who slay nuts."
Sunday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-11-2019
"so that's how they're bringing the russian "ambassador" in these days."
Jun 12
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-11-2019
"there's a trojan virus in it!!!"
Jun 12
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-11-2019
"they couldn't get a wheelie goat"
Jun 12
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-11-2019
"we have big plans vor moose and referral."
Jun 12
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-11-2019
"moose be time for performance reviews"
Jun 12
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Poor Jenny.  She didn't know her husband was left handed when she married him."
Jun 11
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Jenny just couldn't stop falling for the old telescope black eye prank."
Jun 4
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Poor Jenny, she has the worst birthmark ever."
Jun 4
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
""Pam will you marry me, just kidding, woof.""
Jun 4
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Yes, if you marry yourself."
Jun 4
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Try ISIS."
May 25
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Her album was in the lead until she was beaten out by Chris Brown."
May 25
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-24-2019
"we think our politics are divided, but "fuck off you wanker" is not a form of "hello" in america."
May 25
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Ruh-roh, ho!"
May 23
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Poor Jenny took the B-side's advice and this is what happened. "
May 22

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Those Were Different Times #403

Those Were Different Times #403

Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:27am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #402

Those Were Different Times #402

Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:26am — 14 Comments

Those Were Different Times #401

Those Were Different Times #401

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5. "Fifty NOs and a YES means YES."

-Ian

4. She would later star in the sequel, Dr. No Means No!

-Mario!!!

3. ♫Fieldings. Nothing more than ♫ fieldings...

-Karigrant

2. Song 1: We're Not A Great Spy Team

-JJJ23

1. When he shakes her she doesn't stir – the good old Cosby martini!

-MacSpruce    (oof, that's hard)…

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Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:30pm — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #400

Those Were Different Times #400

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4, The Incredible Husk.

-Karigrant

3. The real reason Dr Frankenstein's monster went ballistic, this was his junk.

-Mervin97

2, Do you guys have any idea how many "rotten wang" caps I'm not typing?

-rotwang

1. Then Dorothy asked “But scarecrow!! I thought you wanted a heart??”

-iverneil…

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Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:00pm — 19 Comments

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At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

 
 
 

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