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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-03-2019
"you're supposed to tell them they're glowing.  especially when they throw up alot.  trust me everyone.  glowing."
Apr 4
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-31-2019
"i want mine really plane."
Apr 4
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"Even James Bond's farts are deadly."
Mar 30
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"Hmmm, Bill Cosby can't be far."
Mar 30
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #400
"GMO's are totally safe. "
Mar 30
Mervin97 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #400
"The real reason Dr Frankenstein's monster went ballistic, this was his junk. "
Mar 30
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-13-2019
"the women seem to be checking their phones.  perhaps a scantily clad other lady distracting their husbands and boyfriends doesn't capture their fancy."
Mar 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-22-2019
"it wasn't that weird till he wore a track suit."
Mar 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-28-2019
"representation of the lollypop guild has been lacking in leadership of late."
Mar 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-25-2019
"did you think the nintendo programmers would spend their money on not this?"
Mar 29
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"In Soviet Russia, Bond & degradation make fetish of you."
Mar 28
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"When he shakes her she doesn't stir – the good old Cosby martini!"
Mar 28
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"In Soviet Russia, ditch digs you."
Mar 28
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"In Soviet Russia, record plays you."
Mar 28
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"Spoiler alert: Later that night Bond colludes the hell out of her."
Mar 26
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"I'll take this as a Dr. Yes!"
Mar 23
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #400
"Andy Warhol wants you to shave your junk."
Mar 23
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #401
"Not surprisingly, this preceded goldfinger.  "
Mar 23
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-19-2019
"their safe word is "steeple chase"."
Mar 20
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-13-2019
"one lady down there keeps it from being weird, i wonder how much they're paying her."
Mar 19

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Those Were Different Times #401

Those Were Different Times #401

Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:31pm — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #400

Those Were Different Times #400

Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:00pm — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #399

Those Were Different Times #399

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3,"Stop trying to brainwash us with the power of suggestion, Oliver Stone!"

-VomitFlop

2. Sure it's effective, but it does require quite a lot of self-amputation.

-Mario!!!

1. "...I'm going to say one word: Plastics. That's all you're allowed to eat now."

-Ian…

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Posted on January 13, 2019 at 3:30am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #398

Those Were Different Times #398

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3. That game received a very spoor rating.

-Iverneil

"Well, the thing is, they aren't exactly being propelled by jetpacks."

"Also coming soon to the Smegma Genesis!"

2. Pooper Mario Bros.

-VomitFlop

No one messes with this powerful squat. -I mean squad.

1. That's it, private, you are relieved of your dookie!

-Rotwang…

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Posted on January 13, 2019 at 1:00am — 17 Comments

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At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

 
 
 

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