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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"I worried about this here where it says, A Part of a Balanced Diet!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Yes it's true; by that point Dan Druff had been fully stripped of his royal title, but no one could ever take away his talent for picking the perfect moment to check out a great pair of jubbly bubs. Also it should be noted that he knowingly…"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"My jacket's dirty is it? Say you got any money for dinner? No? Cause this is the 40's and no one will hire you? Jacket's lookin' a lot cleaner already itn't it?"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Oh those are just money bugs baby, now back to that story I was telling about my penis."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"This word search on the back is just a list of prescription opiates and the phrase "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU". What do ya suppose that means Bruce? / I told you never to call me Bruce while we're at work you stupid little asshole!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me real fast and make that honking sound I like."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Cool, I can finally replace those dismembered breasts I stuck on the front of my car...on second thought I'm gonna need more time to think it over."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Can I get some with those tiny wipers? "
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Hmm, I'm rethinking getting one of those dumb car bras."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"let's avoid any conflicts of interests ... not!  i crack me up."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"But what if he brings infectious laughter, as well? Hmm, what to do, what to do?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"the ice victim challenge?"
Sunday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2017
"they rotate statues into walt disney's cryo pod to "keep him company"."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"don't hand this one the mic, unless you want to hear about gmo food for  half an hour."
Friday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"in answer to the question "what is heaven like" : sorta liberal, outspoken hipsterish girl with a cool green hoodie."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"i'm kinda like meeeh.  "
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"Thanks anyway Robin but I'm a Fruit Bat"
Apr 19
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
""Germs & Flakes & Scales! Oh my!""
Apr 19
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Well according to Lorde, we'll never be Royals anyway, so no big loss"
Apr 19
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
""Hey, Deandra, would you mind not staring a hole right through me? That type of shit's kinda tough to explain at the E.R.""
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Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:53pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:51pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #357

Those Were Different Times #357

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:50pm — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #355

Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion

-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.

-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should…

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At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

 
 
 

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