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"it's noisy meat."
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"another day in the salt pork mines."
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"silence, he who is without headphones is about to speak!  I SAID HE WHO IS WITHOUT HEADPHONES IS ABOUT TO SPEAK!  nothing.   damn."
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"we will take this meat ... TO THE MOON!"
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"a vicious cycle?  actually the 1%er's stay ahead on some pretty awesome bikes."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
"After numerous failed relationships, happily married a woman whose breast enhancement surgery was performed by Corning Glass."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
"As he got older, had erotic fantasies involving Waterford Crystal and granulated sugar."
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"This ad appeared the year 7Up won the Type 2 Diabetes award."
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""What is with you & all these rhetorical questions?""
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"Sanford & Arson"
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
""Cavemen corpses. It was the sacrifice they had to make for stumbling upon it's discovery eons & eons ago. Yes, really!""
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""Well, son, no matter what your older brother keeps saying, it's not his mixtape.""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up.""
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"It was either this or grape juice & a communion wafer."
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""Liar, liar, pacifier!""
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""Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
""Just think, little Johnny, drink enough of this here & one day, you'll have your very own kidney stone!""
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""Hold still, you still got some monkey hairs on your back.""
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"The best part of this picture is obviously the photobombing bovine."
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""Do you really have to hold your knee up like a girl? And don't try blaming it on your imaginary friend again.""
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Those Were Different Times #356

Those Were Different Times #356

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Those Were Different Times #355

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8. Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.

-Gerardguffaw

7. I mustache you a question... Does this make me look stupid?

-38chrysler

6. There's no way it's 8 o'clock, that thing's broken.

-JJJ23

5. All Dali'ed up and nowhere to go

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At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

At 2:04pm on August 14, 2016, JJJ23 said…

I love that you brought back the term "hang down" in your Trump thread. That whole "get your sex on my hang down" speech you did a couple years ago is still one of the best things ever on hear.

At 6:16pm on May 30, 2016, Ian said…

Ha!  I didn't realize that was a mouse with that cat until just now!  I thought it was two cats! 

At 8:02pm on April 7, 2016, JJJ23 said…

Thanks for reading We're Throwing Bricks At Each Other, that was based on an actual dream I had, which I think says something bad about my mental health.

 
 
 

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