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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"vape bros shouldn't fight, whatever happened to vapesolidarity?"
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"a doo rag rebel without a cause v.s. a double doo rag member of starfleet.  my interest is piqued."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"seems like these guys both own limited edition highlander broadswords, it's really too bad they didn't bring them.  after all, there can be only one."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017
"yes, because guam is the black heart of american evil.  with their lack of votes in congress.  america will surely fold if guam is attacked.  they won't, say, destroy every power plant in our country with drones the next day and…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2017
"give a politician a fish and he'll sneer at you.  teach a politician to fish, and you feed him photo ops for a lifetime."
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"the doo rags are cool, too bad they don't have switchblades.  doo rags and switchblades are the shit."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"doo rag and bandana, vs doo rag and goatee.  it's a tough call.  oh wait, motorcycle jacket ... we have a winner."
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Those Were Different Times #365

Those Were Different Times #365

Posted on August 20, 2017 at 12:59am — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #364

Those Were Different Times #364

Posted on August 20, 2017 at 12:58am — 2 Comments

Lives Matter.

Lives Matter.

Blue lives matter, sure, yes.  All lives matter, yup.  Black lives (also) matter, yes.  So we agree. 

So when neo nazis and white supremacists (apparently emboldened by the president) kill a white lady and two policemen in Charlottesville South Carolina Virginia on August 12'th, 2017, how do all these protesters not unify against our president and white supremacists?   Apparently,…

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Posted on August 16, 2017 at 5:30am — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #362

Those Were Different Times #362

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Results:

5. It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots.

-Rotwang

4. If you've seen him lately, it looks like the Gator got him.

-Iverneil

3. It was all fun and games until he learned he'd got GatorAIDS.

-Mario!!!

2. Also starring Lauren Hutten, an actress best known for holding the record of "Worlds Shortest Asscrack".

-MadAdam

1. Spoiler Alert:…

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Posted on July 29, 2017 at 2:30pm — 16 Comments

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At 12:52pm on August 21, 2017, Rotwang said…

Thanks man!  Haha my first ever gold cap that Slant gave me back on FOD was the same joke structure:

"Somewhere there's a stag with a tattoo of a virgin on it's chest"

It's significant because everybody hated Rotwang back then, so I was like, why bother even participating.  And then I got a gold and I was like :D :D :D  Someone likes me!

At 3:22pm on August 17, 2017, JJJ23 said…

This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to music and it was suggesting a bunch of racist shit for me to listen to and I don't want that. Crazy world.

At 3:32pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

oops wrong picture.MadJason_large.jpg

At 3:31pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

Hey Mellow, remember me? Checkin in after a little hiatus and it's good to see that most of the old gang is still around and razor sharp. Had some big fish to fry in the "real" world one of which was a pesky bout of total liver failure and a transplant but now that that's taken care of I can return to what really matters. Ya know, captioning. Medal count. Crushing my enemies and hearing da lamingtations uff dere vimming and childring. Hey, remember the hat you made for me? I post it from time to time in other situations. Does that mean I owe you some kind of royalty? Do you take Bitcoin? EBT? Homemade household chore coupon book? Oh well, see ya around buddyro.1250.jpg

At 6:32pm on July 7, 2017, Ian said…

"...tip these waiters..."  Nice thinking.

At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

 
 
 

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