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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
""Jesus, Jenny, how are you ever gonna become a popular youtube makeup tutorial blogger with that type of attitude?!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
""Honestly, miss, I had no idea that paddle ball could be so hazardous.""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Don't be fooled by the black eyes that she's got. She's still Poor Jenny from the block."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"The Black Eyed Peas don't like to publicly acknowledge original founder, Poor Jenny."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Ah, I get it The dog is looking for a body to accommodate his decapitated head."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
""Why, yes, Mr. Cartoon Animal, I will marry you!""
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"She just wanted to put to put a ring around the roses."
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VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Not when you're disengaged from reality, Pam."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Craption Contest 05-18-2019
"how you know your zoo is being run by weirdos."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Craption Contest 05-18-2019
"mom's had enough of our crap, she's eyeing some strange."
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Gerhardguffaw commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"She eventually started a dating website... NotGettingAnyYounger.com."
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Gerhardguffaw commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Includes the hits... "They're Real and They're Spectacular!" "Beer Me!" "I Once Dated A Door Knob""
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2019
"you don't care if cops kill some kids, you know ... "with hoodies", right?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2019
"just after the army of white walkers, trolls unexpectedly attacked."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2019
"did you hear how i'm putting the brown babies in jail at the border?  isn't that great!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Poor Jenny, the next time a tiny man asks you to look into his fart hole tell him no! Do it again and I'll hit you again."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Well Pam, first you need to step back from your expectation of finding a husband with the head of a cartoon dog and the body of a snake."
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Ian left a comment for mellowpuma
"Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')"
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Proof that even mimes are dangerous if you stand too close..."
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Includes the hit single: Wax On, Whack Off"
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Those Were Different Times #403

Those Were Different Times #403

Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:27am — 10 Comments

Those Were Different Times #402

Those Were Different Times #402

Posted on May 15, 2019 at 3:26am — 9 Comments

Those Were Different Times #401

Those Were Different Times #401

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5. "Fifty NOs and a YES means YES."

-Ian

4. She would later star in the sequel, Dr. No Means No!

-Mario!!!

3. ♫Fieldings. Nothing more than ♫ fieldings...

-Karigrant

2. Song 1: We're Not A Great Spy Team

-JJJ23

1. When he shakes her she doesn't stir – the good old Cosby martini!

-MacSpruce    (oof, that's hard)…

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Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:30pm — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #400

Those Were Different Times #400

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4, The Incredible Husk.

-Karigrant

3. The real reason Dr Frankenstein's monster went ballistic, this was his junk.

-Mervin97

2, Do you guys have any idea how many "rotten wang" caps I'm not typing?

-rotwang

1. Then Dorothy asked “But scarecrow!! I thought you wanted a heart??”

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Posted on February 14, 2019 at 12:00pm — 19 Comments

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At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

 
 
 

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