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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"let me ask you a question, how would you like to run around a swamp with me in a backpack?  sound like fun?  oh, and i'll also call you a failure every three minutes.  sound cool? oh, and if everything works out, i'll become…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"the frizbee landed in my backyard, it's my frizbee now!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"quit mansplaining the force to her.  your micro aggression is toxic.  can't the force just be like, whatever?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"a parsect is a unit of time.  i have a laser sword.  and the parsect thing is what you get hung up on?  what stops the laser at a designated sword length?  that's a question.  the definition of a term used in a…"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"Hidden track "And Take Your Bitch Ass Too"."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"The original title was A Guide To Local Whorehouses."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"Enthusiasm: Write a shit book and watch people buy it."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"Jester song at twilight."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"Hey you, with the evolving Flock of Seagulls doo."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"But Ray, the dog doesn't belong to us."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"Dwell on the people you hate with no other thought for weeks."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"When the going gets tough, the tough go chopping."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"You'll need some when it comes to flipping the record over to Side B."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"Here's a hint – it begins with the powder of enthusiasm, if you know what I mean."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"Sublimate your natural urges and channel them into manly activities such as denuding forests and raping the environment."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"I have nothing more for you, but doggy do.."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"dog girl and doggerel"
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"Ray Pillow? Any relation to Surrealistic?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"yes taxpayer, this dog walked on all your mail, and this man made sure he did so.  your money at work."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"the dog thinks this birthday card is solid cocaine, i think it's just a bit too cutesy. "
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Those Were Different Times #374

Those Were Different Times #374

Posted on December 6, 2017 at 6:32am — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #375

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Posted on December 6, 2017 at 6:30am — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #373

Those Were Different Times #373

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Featuring Thirty Odd Minute of Grunt and Valsalva Maneuvers in the Dark.

-MacSpruce

6. Featuring the classic ballad, Ann, You're ism

-Ian

4. Dick Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out, Gozinya, goes out …

-MacSpruce

3. "That seems like a very crude euphemism for a communion wafer."

-VomitFlop

2. He…

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Posted on November 19, 2017 at 12:30am — 35 Comments

Those Were Different Times #372

Those Were Different Times #372

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They moved on to Twister a few years later, which led straight to wanton Satanic orgies.

-MacSpruce

(the gateway rug?)



6. Mom said they were to keep one foot on the floor at all times.

-MacSpruce

5. SQUARE-DANCING: You're doing it wrong or right, we're not sure…

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Posted on November 19, 2017 at 12:30am — 23 Comments

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At 8:43pm on December 6, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Yeah, that freakazoid seems like he'd be right at home within that Universe.

At 7:36pm on November 20, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Haha! It seemed too perfect to pass up. I had to go for it cause I had a feeling somebody else would eventually.

At 1:55pm on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

and thank you for the compliment! <3

At 9:59am on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

Typing? are you talking about my screenplay?

At 9:21pm on October 19, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Gotta do dirty for Dirty.

At 9:35am on October 14, 2017, Rotwang said…

Sure man, np.

At 11:59am on September 7, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Yeah it's a shame. Lotta good stuff here. If you're a Twin Peaks fan come talk to me about it on my forum post. I'm just trying to make heads or tails out of it.

At 7:32am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

Man, I was working on some kind of Christo/Black is the new orange thing. You beat me to it. Good one, though. Also, Love "so grounded" and "Doc Martins". You're slayin.

At 7:04am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

#keepthehorsepartofthestatue.  Ha! Genius.

At 3:43pm on August 24, 2017, Rotwang said…

No that's actually a great summary.  Yea, I was "aloof". Hell, in real life I'm aloof.  It's like I sort of don't "need" anyone to like me.  And that makes people very nervous. So because of that, my commentary is without bounds.    

Yea man, you hit the nail on the head.  Yea, I was definitely intimidating.  Hell, even my user profile icon is intimidating.  

When I got my featured weblogger week-  everything changed.  My FOD friends list tripled. It was like suddenly I was cool.  All of my snideness- it suddenly became a cool thing to be friends with the local town Satan.  

Thanks man, 

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