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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
""Never lose another contact lens again!""
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"WWDED? (what would doctor evil do?)"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
"Buy them things and make it clear that if they don't have sex with you, you'll stop buying them things.  Addendum, if they're prostitutes just buy them, but don't pay till after. Second addendum, just date prostitutes."
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Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"They were very fashionable until a coed drowned in her vomit."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"Not too long ago, people with cold sores were publicly shamed."
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"Halitosis masks were very popular until the advent of Listerine."
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Those Were Different Times #361

Those Were Different Times #361

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:19pm — 19 Comments

Those Were Different Times #360

Those Were Different Times #360

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:18pm — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce



6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

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4. I Like Big Bulbs and I Can Not Lie...

-38shrysler

3. Wow, Those lights are even inflating my inner tube

-Iverneil

2.87. If you were fortunate enough to remove her asbestos bra, you were blinded by her beauty.

2. As she got older, her headlamps were referred to as waistlamps.

-RoadKillHairPiece

1. Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

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At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

 
 
 

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