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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"i'm sorry, maybe i heard you wrong, did you ask me which member of my team i want to put up for elimination?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"i really like how you're running germany, but if i had one pointer, it would be random late night unedited tweets."
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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"you know, we built a wall, expelled the foreigners, and had a nationalist revolution.  they still write books about it.   it worked great for about 12 years, you only need 8, right?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"dad, why does this germany lady keep making those hand gestures at you from that one mel brooks movie?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"hmmm, "make deutcheland great again" just doesn't have the same ring to it.  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"you build wall?  no good without machine gun nests, trust me."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"the blonde leading the blonde."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"you know, we built a wall... now it's a major tourist attraction."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"ubermench?  is silly word.  forget i said.  now, i have new plan for moose and squirrel."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"I worried about this here where it says, A Part of a Balanced Diet!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Yes it's true; by that point Dan Druff had been fully stripped of his royal title, but no one could ever take away his talent for picking the perfect moment to check out a great pair of jubbly bubs. Also it should be noted that he knowingly…"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"My jacket's dirty is it? Say you got any money for dinner? No? Cause this is the 40's and no one will hire you? Jacket's lookin' a lot cleaner already itn't it?"
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Oh those are just money bugs baby, now back to that story I was telling about my penis."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"This word search on the back is just a list of prescription opiates and the phrase "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU". What do ya suppose that means Bruce? / I told you never to call me Bruce while we're at work you stupid little asshole!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me real fast and make that honking sound I like."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Cool, I can finally replace those dismembered breasts I stuck on the front of my car...on second thought I'm gonna need more time to think it over."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Can I get some with those tiny wipers? "
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Hmm, I'm rethinking getting one of those dumb car bras."
Wednesday
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"let's avoid any conflicts of interests ... not!  i crack me up."
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Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:53pm — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:51pm — 27 Comments

Those Were Different Times #357

Those Were Different Times #357

Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:50pm — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #355

Those Were Different Times #355

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5. "You morons. It says clearly on the bottle for ages 7 to Up."

-VomitFlop

4. He smiled right up to the explosion

-Iverneil

3. Oh what a cute little sprite he isn't.

-Rotwang

2. When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should…

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Posted on March 9, 2017 at 9:00pm — 28 Comments

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At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

 
 
 

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