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Those Were Different Times #361

Those Were Different Times #361

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:19pm — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #360

Those Were Different Times #360

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Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce



6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

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4. I Like Big Bulbs and I Can Not Lie...

-38shrysler

3. Wow, Those lights are even inflating my inner tube

-Iverneil

2.87. If you were fortunate enough to remove her asbestos bra, you were blinded by her beauty.

2. As she got older, her headlamps were referred to as waistlamps.

-RoadKillHairPiece

1. Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me…

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At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

 
 
 

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