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Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Beethoven's 9th Inch."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-13-2020
"make bulgaria wet again."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-13-2020
"eat drink and be merry ... or do none of those things and try this."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-13-2020
"eat drink and be merry ... or do none of those things and do this."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-16-2020
"next the children try their hand at poisoning political dissidents"
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"Somehow I know deep down that The Dirty Midget would win this one, hands down...may god bless his dirty soul."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"I wonder why her glasses have windshield wipers???"
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #409
"His “playboys” are his balls."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #408
"Best music in the colony! An album you musket!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-16-2020
"next the children try their had at poisoning political dissidents"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-07-2020
"so the signs are in english. are we supposed to help somehow?  should we use our internet satellite laser?  do we have that?  also, let's invent that. al gore, get on that. invent that. "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-07-2020
"my net strike boys all the boys to the yard.  and one angry girl, sorry angry girl, it was just meant for the boys.  sorry you were caught up in this."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-16-2020
"a vaugner absinthe dream brought to life."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-07-2020
"i had to look at my girlfriend's actual boobies!  do you know what that's like!  they aren't as good! "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2020
"love hurts, you can really learn a lot, it burns you when it's hot.  lasers hurt, you can really learn a lot it, burns you when it's hot..  the difference: lasers don't really take a lot.  lasers are pretty instant."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2020
"love hurts.  lasers hurt.  the difference: lasers don't really take a lot of pain. lasers are pretty instant."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2020
"whatever this laser does, it makes more sense than andrew yang.  really if we find out in a couple years trump was funding him, i would not be surprised in the least."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2020
"nature finds a way ... let's stop that from happening with our nature stopping laser.  fuck you dinosaurs!  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2020
"i was on the other side of the laser, then i heard about this other guy who she "blinded with science". now i stand here."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-16-2020
"my fatwa brings all the boys to the yard ..."
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Those Were Different Times #409

Those Were Different Times #409

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:22am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #408

Those Were Different Times #408

Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:19am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #407

Those Were Different Times #407

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5. But you can call me Angst

-Iverneil

4. At the last moment, the panicked record company had to remove the word "hole" from the title.

-VomitFlop

Are you telling me Santa isn't real??

3. He had to change his name to Loser Old in 1983.

-Rotwang

2. Confused James Dean approves.

-JJJ23 

1. Deleted tracks:

(Let Me Be Your) Beast…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 4:00am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #406

Those Were Different Times #406

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6. In case you were wondering, not only do the curtains match the drapes, but they're totally shagged.

-Mario

5. Includes the hit... "Viagra Falls!"

-Gerhardguffaw

4. "Ma'am, as your doctor, I must unfortunately inform you that it's not just fire & it's also not just primarily located down below.

-VomitFlop

3. Perfect! Because I have a firehose down below.…

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Posted on October 2, 2019 at 3:30am — 21 Comments

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At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

 
 
 

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