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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"you might think this is sad, but really all your cat thinks about is how to eat you."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"my kid could kill a cat and freeze it and stick it on a car better than that guy, sheesh!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"stop, i love you, you had me at vandalizing cars with frozen cats."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"stop, i love you, you had me at vandalizing cars with frozen cats."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"lot's cat doubted god too, but nobody gives a crap about cats."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"it is god's duty to punish the wicked, and this was one very very bad cat.  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"it is god's duty to punish the wicked, and this was a very very bad cat.  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"frosty the snow cat, bla bla bla bla bla he's dead."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-20-2017
"for every artist, there's a critic, and / or car owner."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #351
"Women find him kind of loopy."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #351
"Never curl your moustache with your tongue."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #351
"Damn it Sal, I thought you said we could have a serious conversation this time."
Tuesday
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #351
"Damn it Sal, I thought you said we could have a serious conversation this time."
Tuesday
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Dude is always hanging around that Rest Stop"
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Figures if Trump doesn't do it, it must be good."
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Says the purpose of lungs is overhyped."
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Hard to get a guy to give up smoking when his father put Plutonium 238 in his formula to toughen him up."
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Says smoking is much healthier than sprinkling asbestos on your shredded wheat. How do you argue with that???"
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #353
"Claims anything the Surgeon General says is fake news."
Tuesday
RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #352
"My prom date thinks she's worth at least $3.99."
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Those Were Different Times #353

Those Were Different Times #353

Posted on February 17, 2017 at 1:43pm — 25 Comments

Those Were Different Times #352

Those Were Different Times #352

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Those Were Different Times #351

Those Were Different Times #351

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Those Were Different Times #350

Those Were Different Times #350

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6. Dick was a graduate of Ball State.

-GerhardGuffaw

5. Be right with you – soon as I finish polishing my helmet.

-MacSpruce

4.34. Dick felt he had spent enough time in the Browns, he found the play dirty down there in Cleveland and didn't like the smell from all the steamers.

4. I remember something the great head coach Chuck Noll said once about Dick, he looked me dead in…

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At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

At 2:04pm on August 14, 2016, JJJ23 said…

I love that you brought back the term "hang down" in your Trump thread. That whole "get your sex on my hang down" speech you did a couple years ago is still one of the best things ever on hear.

At 6:16pm on May 30, 2016, Ian said…

Ha!  I didn't realize that was a mouse with that cat until just now!  I thought it was two cats! 

At 8:02pm on April 7, 2016, JJJ23 said…

Thanks for reading We're Throwing Bricks At Each Other, that was based on an actual dream I had, which I think says something bad about my mental health.

At 11:49am on March 1, 2016, KariGrant said…

Hahahahaahhahahahaha good reasons! <3

At 12:50am on January 15, 2016, GOZER said…

Let me know if you don't want that translucent staff badge on your profile pic.  Happy New Year!

At 9:26pm on December 28, 2015, Codename: Spydergirl said…

Just saying HI!  Love the welcome back song . . . I'll see you next year!

Hope you had a wonderful Winter Solstice . . . stay mellow puma!

 
 
 

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