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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2017
"i'm sorry sir, you see, the republicans got so used to obfuscating obama, that, well.... going against the president's agenda is kinda second nature at this point."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2017
"it turns out the republican party is not so much a political party as a series of roadblocks to anything any politician might try to do."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2017
"the real secret art of the deal, is distancing yourself from the deal if it looks like it could go either way.  only fully back sure things, no matter what promises you've made to the contrary."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2017
"playing hookey from a health care reform legislation push, in the final hours before it would go up for a vote?  me too!"
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
""The trick to enjoying hot dogs, Billy Potter, is not minding that they're carcinogenic."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
"Bobby, that monkey's making me think I'd like a banana in my split."
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RoadKillHairPiece commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
"Bobby, let me take over. That bad, bad monkey needs a good lickin'."
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MacSpruce left a comment for mellowpuma
"... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"I don't know son cause you're adopted"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"chickens killed his mom."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
"Charles Starkweather, the early years."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"he inspects microbe processors, but claims that's a typo on his resume."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"the meat has come down with a nasty case of thx 1138"
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mellowpuma left a comment for MacSpruce
"he's still jaded from his years  at the old fudge packing plant."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"this looks like a job for astronaut/sperm/chickenman!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"alas, poor yorcluck! i knew him .... a fellow of infinite jestation, of most eggcellent fancy"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"he's still jaded and bitter from his years supervising the old fudge packing plant."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 03-24-2017
"i guess you're all wondering why i called this .... "meating"."
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"we dress like chickens to soothe the meat."
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"mostly his job consists of thinking up lunch/launch puns."
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Those Were Different Times #356

Those Were Different Times #356

Posted on March 9, 2017 at 9:13pm — 40 Comments

Those Were Different Times #355

Those Were Different Times #355

Posted on March 9, 2017 at 9:11pm — 27 Comments

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Those Were Different Times #354

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Those Were Different Times #351

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8. Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.

-Gerardguffaw

7. I mustache you a question... Does this make me look stupid?

-38chrysler

6. There's no way it's 8 o'clock, that thing's broken.

-JJJ23

5. All Dali'ed up and nowhere to go

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Posted on February 17, 2017 at 1:30pm — 27 Comments

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At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

At 2:04pm on August 14, 2016, JJJ23 said…

I love that you brought back the term "hang down" in your Trump thread. That whole "get your sex on my hang down" speech you did a couple years ago is still one of the best things ever on hear.

At 6:16pm on May 30, 2016, Ian said…

Ha!  I didn't realize that was a mouse with that cat until just now!  I thought it was two cats! 

 
 
 

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