Comedy Whirled

mellowpuma
  • United States
Share on Facebook Share on Facebook Share

Mellowpuma's Fiends

  • Shoes Wizley
  • AKAAB
  • KariGrant
  • BC
  • Iverneil
  • Frodoh
  • VomitFlop
  • Mike McHuman
  • Sean Warhurst
  • natalie paige
  • The beave
  • KariGrant
  • Ryan
  • We'reAllGonnaDie!
  • Bill Staples

Muzak

Loading…
 

mellowpuma's Page

The Latest

Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"At least it's not recorded in Dolby Atmos™ Surround-Sound.  Or maybe that's what Mono sounds like to Evangelical Republican Nazis."
5 hours ago
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
"If I don't believe you're real, I'll just keep on ignoring your existence like I was doing before, thank you very much."
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
""Thought it was Hide & Seek? How long have we been playing it the wrong way?!""
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
""Or just keep on creeping in your Free Candy van.""
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
"Alvis & the Chippettes"
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"Even Bon Jovi thinks that's a pretty ridiculous prayer to live on."
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"Mono Roly Poly"
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"No prayers were necessary for the end times that would befall the record company that dared to release this out into the wild."
Apr 18
VomitFlop commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"It was actually supposed to say: I'm A Prayin' For The Edna Times."
Apr 18
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
"But seriously, are you guys for real?"
Apr 15
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"She been Hippotized."
Apr 15
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
"Man, that shit was photoshopped!"
Apr 14
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #382
"If you see anything suspicious, please give us a heads up."
Apr 14
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"Mount Edna."
Apr 14
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"Will somebody please take the cupcake off the top of that camera?"
Apr 14
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"If you don't get outta my face, Imma grant your wish."
Apr 14
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #383
"Stareway to Heaven"
Apr 14
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018
"so "daddy beach" is not a sexy baby doll do-wap song from the 50's?  oh, " data breech".  hmm. sorry."
Apr 14
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018
"here's the situation, you're on a raft going over a cliff, you can only save the face part or the book part. which do you choose?"
Apr 14
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018
"destabilizing democracy?  there's an app for that."
Apr 14

Profile Information

mellowpuma's Photos

  • Add Photos
  • View All

Mellowpuma's Blog

Those Were Different Times #383

Those Were Different Times #383

Posted on March 25, 2018 at 4:30am — 28 Comments

Those Were Different Times #382

Those Were Different Times #382

Posted on March 25, 2018 at 4:28am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #380

Those Were Different Times #380

-

-

-

Results:

3. Right after he tucked that shirt into his asshole.

-Iverneil

2. To see the rear side of the album sheath you have to just reach-around.

-Rotwang

1. It's the follow up to his debut album, "First I Fist Myself."

-Mario!!!…

Continue

Posted on March 9, 2018 at 4:00am — 17 Comments

Those Were Different Times #381

Those Were Different Times #381

-

-

-

Results:

1. Apparently, Kim trips over some beautiful people at a Hollywood party and falls under ground with a lady whose curiosity about his feminine name makes him combative. I plan on checking it out, once I get past my fear of that handkerchief.

-Mario!!!…

Continue

Posted on March 9, 2018 at 4:00am — 13 Comments

Comment Wall (627 comments)

Join Comedy Whirled today!

Join Comedy Whirled

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

At 8:43pm on December 6, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Yeah, that freakazoid seems like he'd be right at home within that Universe.

 
 
 

© 2018   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by You! Thank You for your continued support.

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service