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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"are they debating the relevance of puka shell necklaces?"
12 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"vape bros shouldn't fight, whatever happened to vapesolidarity?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"a doo rag rebel without a cause v.s. a double doo rag member of starfleet.  my interest is piqued."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"seems like these guys both own limited edition highlander broadswords, it's really too bad they didn't bring them.  after all, there can be only one."
12 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"hey siri, remind me to dress like a 90's raver today."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the darknothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-07-2017
"how did your check up with the doctors go?  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017
"yes, because guam is the black heart of american evil.  with their lack of votes in congress.  america will surely fold if guam is attacked.  they won't, say, destroy every power plant in our country with drones the next day and…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-16-2017
"give a politician a fish and he'll sneer at you.  teach a politician to fish, and you feed him photo ops for a lifetime."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"the doo rags are cool, too bad they don't have switchblades.  doo rags and switchblades are the shit."
14 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"this harkens back to the late 90's case of spin doctors v counting crows."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"one, two, princes who adore you, just go ahead now. "
14 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"but they have so much in common for instance: johnny galecki's character leonard hoffsteader from the big bang theory is the moral center of both their universes. "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017
"doo rag and bandana, vs doo rag and goatee.  it's a tough call.  oh wait, motorcycle jacket ... we have a winner."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"a taco supreme is better than a taco.  a white supremacist, though full of sour creme, is just a thug.  in protesting the removal of one confederate monument, they caused 10 to be removed.  sounds pretty supreme to me."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"the confederates lost the civil war, the nazis lost ww2.  losers don't get monuments.  coffee is for closers."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Lives Matter.
"Owl lives matter"
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JJJ23 left a comment for mellowpuma
"This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017
"statues of dudes who lost wars are always torn down.  hey, on the bright side though, it'll probably be replaced by a statue of a winner, like Martin Luther King."
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Those Were Different Times #365

Those Were Different Times #365

Posted on August 20, 2017 at 12:59am

Those Were Different Times #364

Those Were Different Times #364

Posted on August 20, 2017 at 12:58am

Lives Matter.

Lives Matter.

Blue lives matter, sure, yes.  All lives matter, yup.  Black lives (also) matter, yes.  So we agree. 

So when neo nazis and white supremacists (apparently emboldened by the president) kill a white lady and two policemen in Charlottesville South Carolina Virginia on August 12'th, 2017, how do all these protesters not unify against our president and white supremacists?   Apparently,…

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Posted on August 16, 2017 at 5:30am — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #362

Those Were Different Times #362

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Results:

5. It's a sad ending. Let's just say the sequel is called Cowboy Boots.

-Rotwang

4. If you've seen him lately, it looks like the Gator got him.

-Iverneil

3. It was all fun and games until he learned he'd got GatorAIDS.

-Mario!!!

2. Also starring Lauren Hutten, an actress best known for holding the record of "Worlds Shortest Asscrack".

-MadAdam

1. Spoiler Alert:…

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Posted on July 29, 2017 at 2:30pm — 16 Comments

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At 3:22pm on August 17, 2017, JJJ23 said…

This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to music and it was suggesting a bunch of racist shit for me to listen to and I don't want that. Crazy world.

At 3:32pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

oops wrong picture.MadJason_large.jpg

At 3:31pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

Hey Mellow, remember me? Checkin in after a little hiatus and it's good to see that most of the old gang is still around and razor sharp. Had some big fish to fry in the "real" world one of which was a pesky bout of total liver failure and a transplant but now that that's taken care of I can return to what really matters. Ya know, captioning. Medal count. Crushing my enemies and hearing da lamingtations uff dere vimming and childring. Hey, remember the hat you made for me? I post it from time to time in other situations. Does that mean I owe you some kind of royalty? Do you take Bitcoin? EBT? Homemade household chore coupon book? Oh well, see ya around buddyro.1250.jpg

At 6:32pm on July 7, 2017, Ian said…

"...tip these waiters..."  Nice thinking.

At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

 
 
 

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