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"... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak."
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"chickens killed his mom."
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"he inspects microbe processors, but claims that's a typo on his resume."
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"the meat has come down with a nasty case of thx 1138"
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"he's still jaded from his years  at the old fudge packing plant."
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"this looks like a job for astronaut/sperm/chickenman!"
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"alas, poor yorcluck! i knew him .... a fellow of infinite jestation, of most eggcellent fancy"
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"he's still jaded and bitter from his years supervising the old fudge packing plant."
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"i guess you're all wondering why i called this .... "meating"."
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"we dress like chickens to soothe the meat."
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"the inspector inspects defective detectors. the inspector inspects defective detectors. the inspector inspects defective detectors."
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Those Were Different Times #356

Those Were Different Times #356

Posted on March 9, 2017 at 9:13pm — 40 Comments

Those Were Different Times #355

Those Were Different Times #355

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Those Were Different Times #354

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8. Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.Even though he couldn't skate, Salvador could do a mean Figure 8.

-Gerardguffaw

7. I mustache you a question... Does this make me look stupid?

-38chrysler

6. There's no way it's 8 o'clock, that thing's broken.

-JJJ23

5. All Dali'ed up and nowhere to go

-Iverneil

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At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

At 2:04pm on August 14, 2016, JJJ23 said…

I love that you brought back the term "hang down" in your Trump thread. That whole "get your sex on my hang down" speech you did a couple years ago is still one of the best things ever on hear.

At 6:16pm on May 30, 2016, Ian said…

Ha!  I didn't realize that was a mouse with that cat until just now!  I thought it was two cats! 

 
 
 

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