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Those Were Different Times #175: The Hypnobration!

Those Were Different Times #175: The Hypnobration!

Introducing: "INTRODUCING AN EXHILARATING TECHNIQUE STOP smoking by COLE"…

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Posted on May 29, 2012 at 10:23pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #174: The Drunken Consultationabration!

Those Were Different Times #174:  The Drunken Consultationabration!

Introducing: "John Bult - Julie's Sixteenth Birthday"

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And the "Budic Koan Which Reduces The Universe Into The Immutable Feeling Of a Metal Ball Accruing In The Belly" award goes to:

You see Julie, the body is merely a vessel, oneness of the mind, such as we have is what counts...dont you…

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Posted on May 13, 2012 at 8:00pm — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #173: The Remorseabration!

 Those Were Different Times #173: The  Remorseabration!

Introducing: "Capn Jack AREN'T YOU ASHAMED?"

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7. Capn Jack: "Could you be more Pacific?

-chuckkling

6. It's ACHMED goddamit ACH MED!!!

-Iverneil

5. "... that all your sea-shanties end with

drunken, freshly-buggered galley-boys,

necks broken, descending to the dark, briny depths?"

-theDIRTYmidget

4.…

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Posted on April 17, 2012 at 10:30pm — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #172: The Wampumabration

Those Were Different Times #172: The Wampumabration

Introducing: Lottie Adams "I'm A Different Me"

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10. ...but the mighty oak still thrills me to the bone.

-FroDoh!

9. Yes Lottie you're drunk and wondering around in the woods, and it's not different when it's every day.

-JJJ23

8. (The artist formerly known as Stands with Spruce)

-Ian Renga



7. "... than I was…

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Posted on April 9, 2012 at 10:30pm — 26 Comments

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At 12:03pm on May 30, 2012, KariGrant said…

Ps. I wasn't yelling.

At 12:02pm on May 30, 2012, KariGrant said…

YOU WAX WISE, MELLOW. lOVE IT!!! eSP. METAL DETECTOR AND POET!

At 8:48pm on May 29, 2012, FroDoh! said…
Love your 'Things that need iron' quips, especially Medieval Kneval and Non-ferrous Bueller!
At 8:46pm on May 29, 2012, KariGrant said…

IRONIC and witty! <3!!!

At 6:29am on May 29, 2012, KariGrant said…

hahahahahahahahaahhaa! Maybe this will help:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068528/

At 7:04pm on May 28, 2012, KariGrant said…

Thanks for sharing your secrets!!!<3

At 12:00pm on May 22, 2012, KariGrant said…

Thanks for the very funny and mellowdious montoges for Bridal accessories, sports and laundry. <3!!!

At 7:46pm on May 17, 2012, KariGrant said…

Rumor has it that "Tiger's Blood" is actually made from Tiger Wood's sweat (which actually had blood in it during the divorce). FYI <3"

At 7:47pm on May 16, 2012, KariGrant said…

<--is off your back and loving your palate. <3

At 9:30am on May 14, 2012, KariGrant said…

ASTOUNDING Revelations!!!! <3

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