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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
"when you die, these guys come and remove your porn stash before your family finds it."
Jul 4
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
"oh i get it, they really liked the moisture suits in that dune movie!  dune mania is taking over the globe!"
Jul 4
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
"hang on girls, i just need to frame one more of the olds out."
Jul 4
Rotwang left a comment for mellowpuma
"Woa you're back. I was worried you went the way of the TDM. "
Jul 1
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
"zut alors i have meeest one!"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-12-2022
"yes, nudge their mom out of the frame, smooth."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-19-2022
"i sense a earth shatteringly funny round of "mean tweets" coming up,  kimmmel set it up!"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2022
"trump couldn't get his borderwall, so now he's scaring the browns however he can."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2022
"get it, it's a DRY pun!"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-30-2022
"i'm sorry dave,  but you cant eschew that."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-23-2022
"some chap came up and played her this jolly ditty about baby sharks, and well, she can't get enough of this song."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-23-2022
"children are the future, and sometimes the future is a great thing to ignore"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-16-2022
"but if i need money, i just sire my steeds.  can't people just sire their steeds when they need money?"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-16-2022
"when do the skittles come out? "
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2022
"i didn't understand the whole ascetic the photographer was going for."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2022
"who ya gonna call?  dust busters!"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"still less kooky than throwing a plate of ketsup at the wall.  also who has a plate of ketsup just sitting around?"
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"hockey playoff fever effects everyone differently."
Jun 29
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-06-2022
"i get angry too, when i can't figure out which one's fluffier.  ambien, man.  whooo!"
Jun 29
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #412
"Those are some seriously hot sexy moves.  And the girl's pretty good too.  "
Sep 16, 2020

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Those Were Different Times #412

Topo & Robi "Under The Ice"

Posted on September 2, 2020 at 2:00am — 3 Comments

ask "dr" mellowpuma in the pre times of post apocalypse.

Unless lot of people do my press conferences, and say my name a lot, i'm opening the country, and your parents and your grandparents might die. also this is like 911 or a war or something.   just kidding, your grandparents will…

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Posted on April 18, 2020 at 3:00am — 8 Comments

Those Were Different Times #411

Those Were Different Times #411

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2. Because by supporting socialized medicine you're just encouraging the spread of socialized diseases.

-MacSpruce



1. "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these hospitals!"

-Mario!!!…

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Posted on February 12, 2020 at 3:00am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #410

Those Were Different Times #410

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2. and then nothing else, forever.

-jjj23

1. Step away from the trunk Jeb, we’re concerned about your actions prior to “Seeing the light

-Iverneil…

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Posted on February 12, 2020 at 2:00am — 20 Comments

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At 8:33pm on July 1, 2022, Rotwang said…

Woa you're back. I was worried you went the way of the TDM. 

At 3:17pm on February 14, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

That's not the pic, but it's close.  I'm wondering why you seem to be the only one able to upload photos....

At 6:47pm on February 13, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

Did you encounter any issues when uploading the latest Different Times photos?  We are unable to upload any photos anywhere. 

At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

 
 
 

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