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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"one of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong .. can you tell which of these things is not like the others, before we finish this song."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"at the vatican, it seems the climate has definitely changed."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"heyyyy macarena  (aiiight)"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"skull & bones & asshole."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"... and obama is the secret muslim, right?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-23-2017
"pope on a dope"
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"In compliance with the new pecking order."
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
"Method 45:   Become President of the United States."
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"No-Blow™ -- Because chastity belts alone aren't enough to prevent your little girl from becoming impure. ©"
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"Masquerade balls for the blind are done a little differently."
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
""Damn," thought Harold.  "One of these days I've got to learn how to read.""
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
"Step 1:  Become  a garbage man."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"king salman had to promise trump more than a few times, that this was not "one of those freaky friday thingys that make us change bodies"."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"why are they all wearing slices of bones on their lapels?  is this a frat pledge ceremony?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"the leaders of turkey, saudi arabia, and america get together for some good ol' fashioned face time.  one thing leads to another, and, funny story, they end up commiting their souls to sauron.  these guys sure know how to party, am i…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"looks like trumps hands are on the americas.  odd.  i thought he'd  be grabbing gina."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"is that the  button that drains the swamp?  cool!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"well, i don't have any flying monkeys, but the drones are euuge.  dorothy won't know what hit her."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"seems legit."
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Those Were Different Times #361

Those Were Different Times #361

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:19pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #360

Those Were Different Times #360

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:18pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

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and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce



6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

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4. I Like Big Bulbs and I Can Not Lie...

-38shrysler

3. Wow, Those lights are even inflating my inner tube

-Iverneil

2.87. If you were fortunate enough to remove her asbestos bra, you were blinded by her beauty.

2. As she got older, her headlamps were referred to as waistlamps.

-RoadKillHairPiece

1. Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

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At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

At 2:28pm on August 16, 2016, Gerhardguffaw said…

Thanks!  Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but I just checked my home page.

 
 
 

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