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Forgot to say “Thanks” for #6.: “... Manscaping ... .” in #165.  Thanks!!!!!  ’Hope everything is OK.  Apologies for the neglectfulness.  Missing you, Bud.  xo♥∞. 
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Ask Dr. Puma ... IN THE END TIMES OF PROPHESY!

 

Good tidings, yon sufferes to be AND TRICKTERS OF THE BEAST'S DESIGN. The universe has revealed to me through…

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Posted on January 25, 2012 at 10:00pm — 12 Comments

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Those Were Different Times #166: The Endoritocoolranchification

Those Were Different Times #166: The Endoritocoolranchification

Introducing "CHANTILLY LACE STARRING THE BIG BOPPER HELLOOO BABY!"…

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Posted on January 25, 2012 at 9:30pm — 10 Comments

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Those Were Different Times #165: The Returnabration

Those Were Different Times #165: The Returnabration

Introducing: Herbie Mann "Push Push"

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Resultabration

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And the "Most Random Thing Ever In A Good Way" award goes to:



-Ian Renga

 

His most notable contribution to music was the hair valve.

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Push push in my bush.

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Stuff that I painted and gave to people for Christmas

 

 

 

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At 11:28am on February 22, 2012, theDIRTYmidget.©theDIRTYmidget.© said…

Forgot to say “Thanks” for #6.: “... Manscaping ... .” in #165Thanks!!!!!  
’Hope everything is OK.  Apologies for the neglectfulness.  Missing you, Budxo♥∞

At 7:08pm on February 17, 2012, KariGrantKariGrant said…

Mell, bravo on your naked truth. In particular 2, 3, 9, and 10 were top shelf, ESPECIALLY the Funyons!!!

At 3:42pm on February 14, 2012, theDIRTYmidget.©theDIRTYmidget.© said…

At 1:38am on January 24, 2012, toofpicktoofpick said…

I didn't even notice the clouds. Good one.

At 11:19am on January 19, 2012, IverneilIverneil said…

"...Prada him" Hilarious!, knew that one would win when I read it...good to see you back in top form from your hiatus!!    It wasn't a hiatal hernia hiatus was it?

At 8:56am on January 17, 2012, JJJ23JJJ23 said…

"Bored to Death" is a pretty good show, but it just got cancelled. I think you can watch it on sidereel if you want.

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At 6:57am on January 1, 2012, FroDoh!FroDoh! said…

Ha!  Your 'Lord's Prayer' parody was right on target!

At 5:43am on December 20, 2011, theDIRTYmidget.©theDIRTYmidget.© said…

At 7:23pm on December 17, 2011, Ian RengaIan Renga said…

I just stumbled over this pic:

 
 
 

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