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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #376
"Jesus Muzzy, I just experienced an involuntary ejaculation!"
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #377
"this is Jelly Savalas..."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"bad candidate, no ribbon."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"he has vowed to take the losing candidate as his "spacewife" whom ever it may be."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"which is better, nader splitting the vote for bush, or a literal nadir?  i think england is on to something."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"still better than the green party."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
"in england, fringe candidates actually wear lots of fringe."
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Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #377
""Who loves you baby?  The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms, that's who.""
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"worst war 3"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"nine moths from now there will be a lot of babies born, and none of them will be given a name even remotely close to his."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"tell them the message on their cellphones was fake news, failing media, sad, bad, dossier.  just kind of a buzz word salad.  works great.  hulk smash."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"if the callers ask if this is, like, one of those "the sixth sense" things where they're already dead, just talk more and  more quietly, then hang up on them."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"this is only a test, or is it?  really wouldn't the enemy broadcast a message like this if they were going to attack?  something to think about, i guess.  but like i said, this is only a test.  probably."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"bermuda, bahama oh i wana nukea ..."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-17-2018
""if any child misbehaves three times, they are blasted into deep space, with the parents provided with a lovely fruit basket, by way of consolation or celebration, depending on the child. Discipline is key" -lord buckethead"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"the uncaring bears are way cooler.  for some reason i really want to impress them."
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"Man we've pulled a lot of lightsabres out of buttholes this month!"
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"codzirra. Niiiice."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"this story where putin says he wrestled bears, he leaves out the part where he met the bears at a hotel."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"the uncaring bears, for some reason you really want to impress them."
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Those Were Different Times #377

Those Were Different Times #377

Posted on December 29, 2017 at 5:35pm — 18 Comments

Those Were Different Times #376

Those Were Different Times #376

Posted on December 29, 2017 at 5:33pm — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #375

Those Were Different Times #375

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And the special "Break Out The Dictionary And Bow In Awe" Award goes to:

dog girl and doggerel

-MacSpruce

5. I’ll take the wood chipper.

-Iverneil

4. Not to be confused with their follow up smash hit, "I'll Take You Doggy Style."

-Mario!!!

3. Reason for divorcing? Irreconsilable Fetishes.

-MadAdam

2. Things got awkward when they split him in the…

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Posted on December 6, 2017 at 6:30am — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #374

Those Were Different Times #374

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... And the "Actually Probably Better Advice Than This Bullcrap" Award goes to:

Dwell on the people you hate with no other thought for weeks.

-Iverneil

4. His next book was How to Develop the Power of Euthenasium."

-KariGrant

3. Here's a hint – it begins with the powder of enthusiasm, if you know what I mean.

-MacSpruce



2. At first I was totally psyched about…

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Posted on December 6, 2017 at 6:30am — 20 Comments

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At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

At 8:43pm on December 6, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Yeah, that freakazoid seems like he'd be right at home within that Universe.

At 7:36pm on November 20, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Haha! It seemed too perfect to pass up. I had to go for it cause I had a feeling somebody else would eventually.

At 1:55pm on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

and thank you for the compliment! <3

At 9:59am on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

Typing? are you talking about my screenplay?

At 9:21pm on October 19, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Gotta do dirty for Dirty.

At 9:35am on October 14, 2017, Rotwang said…

Sure man, np.

 
 
 

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