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Those Were Different Times #373

Those Were Different Times #373

Posted on November 19, 2017 at 12:57am — 2 Comments

Those Were Different Times #372

Those Were Different Times #372

Posted on November 19, 2017 at 12:55am

is this noun description? #1

ok, so here is a new thingy.  rotwang will judge this.  DA DUM DOOM!

is this baseball crypto fascist?

Posted on November 12, 2017 at 1:30pm — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #371

Those Were Different Times #371

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5. The carpet matches the drapes, the shirt, the hat, the wallpaper and the inside lining of the ninth circle of Hell.

-Ian

There but for the god of Grace go I.

4. The record company shortened the title to RAPTURE! from the original RAPE CULTURE!

-MacSpruce

3. Ironically, Wilbur and Grace were eaten by a raptor.

-KariGrant

Wilbur never noticed the troop was slowly…

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At 1:55pm on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

and thank you for the compliment! <3

At 9:59am on November 14, 2017, KariGrant said…

Typing? are you talking about my screenplay?

At 9:21pm on October 19, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Gotta do dirty for Dirty.

At 9:35am on October 14, 2017, Rotwang said…

Sure man, np.

At 11:59am on September 7, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Yeah it's a shame. Lotta good stuff here. If you're a Twin Peaks fan come talk to me about it on my forum post. I'm just trying to make heads or tails out of it.

At 7:32am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

Man, I was working on some kind of Christo/Black is the new orange thing. You beat me to it. Good one, though. Also, Love "so grounded" and "Doc Martins". You're slayin.

At 7:04am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

#keepthehorsepartofthestatue.  Ha! Genius.

At 3:43pm on August 24, 2017, Rotwang said…

No that's actually a great summary.  Yea, I was "aloof". Hell, in real life I'm aloof.  It's like I sort of don't "need" anyone to like me.  And that makes people very nervous. So because of that, my commentary is without bounds.    

Yea man, you hit the nail on the head.  Yea, I was definitely intimidating.  Hell, even my user profile icon is intimidating.  

When I got my featured weblogger week-  everything changed.  My FOD friends list tripled. It was like suddenly I was cool.  All of my snideness- it suddenly became a cool thing to be friends with the local town Satan.  

Thanks man, 

rw

  

At 12:52pm on August 21, 2017, Rotwang said…

Thanks man!  Haha my first ever gold cap that Slant gave me back on FOD was the same joke structure:

"Somewhere there's a stag with a tattoo of a virgin on it's chest"

It's significant because everybody hated Rotwang back then, so I was like, why bother even participating.  And then I got a gold and I was like :D :D :D  Someone likes me!

At 3:22pm on August 17, 2017, JJJ23 said…

This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to music and it was suggesting a bunch of racist shit for me to listen to and I don't want that. Crazy world.

 
 
 

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