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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018
"you do realize if you ran against this guy over here, it would be like taking candy from a baby.  a very very temperamental baby."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018
"if there's one thing former first ladies want at a funeral, it's candy."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-10-2018
"one guy made the "ho ho ho" joke, and was ejected for micro aggression."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-10-2018
"the defending team lumbers out onto the field"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-13-2018
"after beating the drummer from def leopard, the goldfish got cocky."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-13-2018
"most of the goldfish's early moves translated as "i'm in a tiny prison, please kill me".  after a few electric shocks, he started playing correctly."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-13-2018
"the scientists tried hungry hungry hippos first, but that just really scared the fish."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-10-2018
"christmas in california: it somehow feels like they're making fun of the rest of us."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018
"form a chain of touching, or her evil will overwhelm him and he'll testify!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"can i get a witne.... oh."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"if any of you happen to be god, you may take off your blindfold for this next part ..."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"who does what now?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-04-2018
"anne geddes's standards have fallen."
Dec 5
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"will they or won't they?  also, who are they?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"it's a nice day for a-sight wedding ... is't a nice day to AVOID EYESTRAIN!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-01-2018
"it's a nice day for a-sight wedding .., is't a nice day to AVOID EYESTRAIN!"
Dec 3
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #395
"One small step for man-on-mankind. "
Nov 28
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #394
"CANADA FOREVER!"
Nov 28
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #394
"What, no RPG launcher?  Wimp."
Nov 28
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #394
"No more piano lessons, mom."
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Those Were Different Times #395

Those Were Different Times #395

Posted on October 30, 2018 at 6:32am — 15 Comments

Those Were Different Times #394

Those Were Different Times #394

Posted on October 30, 2018 at 6:16am — 15 Comments

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983

A Summary of the Kavanaugh Hearing by a Victim of Fraternity Rush Week Roof to Pool Diving Circa 1983



so a bunch of nerd senators are going after kdog because of some weird female hysteria.

 

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Posted on September 30, 2018 at 4:30pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #393

Those Were Different Times #393

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3. "I hope you like chamber music."

-Ian

2. Don't come a-knockin' if the coffin is rockin'. 

-MacSpruce

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Buried With Children

-Mario!!!…

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Posted on September 25, 2018 at 4:30am — 16 Comments

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At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

 
 
 

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