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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-25-2020
"can you show me on this doll where biden not being trump touched you?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-25-2020
"from russia without love."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-19-2020
"welp, time to change my name, buy a wig, and live in central america.  say hey to my kids for me."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-16-2020
"and will the renovations be interrupting your oral sex regimen sir?  jolly good."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-13-2020
"to those who are about to find waldo, we salute you."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-10-2020
"what would an eggplant emoji look like, if it were a real person?"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-07-2020
"acolytes, come worship the queen of the apocalypse!  in the last days, people will wage war for oversized coffee table books, and i shall be the ringmaster, handing them out like trophies at the arena which will become my front yard!"
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"But Hank Williams didn't see me coming."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #411
"Let the AIDS take it's course."
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Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #411
"Years later he spoke out about Nancy hiding his ice cream."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-04-2020
"inside joe's mind:  "i wonder what she smells like?"
Mar 5
mellowpuma commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's semiannual (actually "half-yearly" is more applicable) Caption Contest.
""sloppy infants".  the box says sloppy infants.  i rest my case, your honor."
Mar 5
mellowpuma commented on Rotwang's blog post Rotwang's semiannual (actually "half-yearly" is more applicable) Caption Contest.
"if you like shaking babies, but not the messy cleanup, try baby shield."
Mar 5
Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #411
""You think I'd be here today after Bonzo gave me the Monkey Pox if we were red-ass baboons... I mean, commies?  Where am I?  Is Bonanza on yet?""
Mar 2
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"subtitle: ... Because Cocaine Causes Photophobia"
Feb 29
Mike McHuman commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"Not as bad as his follow-up album, Now I Need Shades."
Feb 29
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"On Bass: Pamela Chevrolet, On Drums: Rick Dodge, and On Lead Guitar: Avery Beige Wood Paneled 85 Chrysler Station Wagon"
Feb 25
Ian commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"(The light from the explosion after someone rear-ended my Pinto!)"
Feb 24
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"Have you forgiven a Ford lately? Yeah, I know, the suit makes that a pretty tall order. "
Feb 24
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #410
"…unfortunately, it was the headlamp of an oncoming train. "
Feb 24

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Those Were Different Times #411

Those Were Different Times #411

Posted on February 12, 2020 at 3:01am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #410

Those Were Different Times #410

Posted on February 12, 2020 at 2:04am — 16 Comments

Those Were Different Times #408

Those Were Different Times #408

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Results:

5. I'm impressed. Even with music on, I usually need to use at least my hand.

-Mario!!!

4. … now if we could just figure out how to play it…

They're also into colonial irrigation.

-MacSpruce

3. We hope you like glissandos!"

-Ian



2. They're rhythm methodists.

-JJJ23

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Whistles.

1.…

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Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:00am — 22 Comments

Those Were Different Times #409

Those Were Different Times #409

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Results (with glasses):

and the special "Solemn Gravitas" award goes to:

Somehow I know deep down that The Dirty Midget would win this one, hands down...may god bless his dirty soul.

-iverneil

His “playboys” are his balls.

4. John was mad that they didn’t use the “edgier” photo of him.

-Iverneil

3.0001 BEATLES IN THE COURT

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Posted on December 31, 2019 at 12:00am — 26 Comments

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At 3:17pm on February 14, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

That's not the pic, but it's close.  I'm wondering why you seem to be the only one able to upload photos....

At 6:47pm on February 13, 2020, Comedy Whirled said…

Did you encounter any issues when uploading the latest Different Times photos?  We are unable to upload any photos anywhere. 

At 9:05pm on January 3, 2020, JJJ23 said…

I really loved all of the "bird pimp" stuff. You are the funniest person here. Happy new new

At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

 
 
 

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