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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"this is why every park needs a homeless guy, they clear out rabble like this."
6 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"it must be difficult being so smart!  how ever did you learn that robot means slave in czech?  so anyone with a job is a slave, consider me truth bombed!  oh, look's like your mom is here with your lunch, i'll leave you to…"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"i can't decide if i want to hurt you, or watch someone hurting you,  cause i'm not hurting myself. "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"i can't decide if i want to hurt you, or watch someone hurting you.  cause i'm not hurting myself. "
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"the alt right: they'll make you think ... that they have too much free time.  "
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"dude, you're forgetting the first rule of robot club."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"a robot can't hate you.  so i'm not a robot."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"no."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
""street philosophers":  i didn't think there was anything worse than street magicians.  i was wrong."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
""street philosophers":  i didn't think there was worse than street magicians.  i was wrong."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"if someone accepts the task you have provided, did you not program them?  therefore, the only way to prove you aren't a robot, is to ignore this. so really it's more a test of "do you have too much free time?""
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"give me your coffee cup for about 7 minutes, and i can provide some proof."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"unacceptable! ERADICATE!"
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-12-2018
"robots don't jack off in public.  boom.  i win."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"everyone involved in "the goldfish incident" had a very different recess schedule."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"it's like that school in the xmen movies, but in reverse."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"it's like that school in the xmen, but in reverse."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"it was all fun and games till they started saying "oh yeah!" while bursting through every structural wall in the school."
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mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"right ... and this is supposed to NOT make them want to bring an automatic weapon to school.  right."
7 hours ago
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-15-2018
"couldn't you just put three kids in front of the goal and permanently block it?"
7 hours ago

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Those Were Different Times #389

Those Were Different Times #389

Posted on August 11, 2018 at 4:45am — 12 Comments

Those Were Different Times #388

Those Were Different Times #388

Posted on August 11, 2018 at 4:30am — 23 Comments

Those Were Different Times #386

Those Were Different Times #386

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... and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:...

and the special "Doctor Strangetweet" Award goes to:Historians believe that the nuclear holocaust that wiped out 95% of humanity, not to mention most other life on Earth, was triggered when, in July 2018, the leader of the US House Intelligence Committee presented President Trump with this photographic evidence of a secret nuclear missile…

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Posted on July 6, 2018 at 5:00pm — 24 Comments

Those Were Different Times #387

Those Were Different Times #387

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4. Featuring:"My Guitar is Too Big To Play Alone""Somebody Get Me Off... The Top of This Lighthouse"

-Ian

3. Hey, cheer up, don't sell short on yourself. -oh I meant sell yourself short.

 -Rotwang

2. Sammy, are you suggesting rape?

-Iverneil

1. He was sued for the song, "Murdering My Rivals Again in Margaritaville".

-JJJ23…

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Posted on July 6, 2018 at 5:00pm — 19 Comments

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At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

At 8:10am on January 1, 2018, JJJ23 said…

Well, you said Lynch doesn't repeat himself, I see a lot of connective tissue between Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, and Inland Empire. Also there's the connection between Twin Peaks and Mullholland Drive because Mullholland Drive was originally meant to be a show with Audrey Horne as the Naomi Watts characters. It makes sense to see it as showing alternate realities, especially going back to David Bowie's scene in Fire Walk With Me. I definitely think Audrey was in a coma and has been since the end of the original series. 

At 10:27am on December 31, 2017, KariGrant said…

Thanks, Mellow. <3

At 8:43pm on December 6, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Yeah, that freakazoid seems like he'd be right at home within that Universe.

 
 
 

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