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MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"The fire starts about three days after you sleep with her. "
Dec 6
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"Spraying pheromones at the annual fuckfest."
Dec 3
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"But you can call me Angst "
Dec 3
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Oh yeah, he’s that sausage guy!!"
Nov 29
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"Fire Down Below, featuring the Buena Vista Social Disease Club. "
Nov 22
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"And their #1hit “Who spilt the chili sauce”"
Nov 22
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Many women had a big crash on him."
Nov 22
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-17-2019
"this is standard on all trans atlantic flights.  also you stated the reason for your trip as being "fabulousness""
Nov 22
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-20-2019
"the set dressing i get.  the earmuffs puzzle and amaze me."
Nov 22
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"He had to change his name to Loser Old in 1983. "
Nov 12
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"@Rotwang - Good suggestion."
Nov 6
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Hey MacSpruce it should be East of Snowden"
Nov 6
Rotwang commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"Yea sorry but the other girl doesn't have fur down below. "
Nov 6
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Deleted tracks: (Let Me Be Your) Beast of Eden Priest of Hedon Greased for Seedin’ Yeast Infection Feast of Weasels (Ripping James Dean’s Flesh) Ceased His Breathin’ Released the Kraken East of Sweden Left of Biden Least of…"
Nov 5
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Deleted Tracks: (Let Me Be Your) Beast of Eden East of Sweden Left of Biden Greased for Seedin’ Yeast Infection Feast of Weasels (Ripping James Dean’s Flesh) Least of Equals Feast of Sequels"
Nov 5
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Deleted Tracks: (Let Me Be Your) Beast of Eden East of Sweden Left of Biden Greased for Seedin’ Yeast Infection Feast of Weasels (Ripping James Dean’s Flesh) Least of Equals Feast of Sequals"
Nov 5
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"The Glory of Victor Young rested heavily on The Image of James Dean."
Nov 5
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"Calm down bitch, you already fucked the whole tribe."
Nov 1
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #407
"Rebel without a Clue"
Nov 1
Iverneil commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #406
"Starring Lava Turner"
Oct 21

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Those Were Different Times #407

Those Were Different Times #407

Posted on October 2, 2019 at 4:04am — 20 Comments

Those Were Different Times #406

Those Were Different Times #406

Posted on October 2, 2019 at 3:55am — 21 Comments

Those Were Different Times #405

Those Were Different Times #405

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5. The strong anti-capitalism album featuring, "Pootin' on the Rich."

-KariGrant

4. When she did a pirouette four people died.

-Rotwang

3. "Go ahead, punk, make my pilé!"

-Mario!!!

2. "Some days I feel, you know, not so fresh. So I shoot anybody that notices."

-MacSpruce

1. Translation: "Is your cat stuck up a tree? Call the professionals:…

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Posted on August 8, 2019 at 11:00am — 13 Comments

Those Were Different Times #404

Those Were Different Times #404

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6. Ironically, the album had zero hits.

-Mario!!

5. This is worse than pussy grabbing.

-KariGrant

Featuring “My punch runneth over with love”

4. Fist come, fist served

-Iverneil

Hole Miner's Farter

3. "And Others", is one of the better country songs you'll ever hear about stretching a butthole.

-JJJ23

Twisted Fister

"Oh, the fisticity!"

2. First…

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Posted on August 8, 2019 at 10:30am — 18 Comments

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At 5:21pm on May 16, 2019, Ian said…

Pam is still going strong!  https://twitter.com/PamAyres (And apparently Dudley Russell said 'yes')

At 6:49am on May 15, 2019, Rotwang said…

I hated donnie darko.  Yea he's a good actor tho.  I'm looking at his list he's done more movies than I thought; he's very prolific.  

Ironically I can't think of any movie he was in that I saw that I liked.  I mean he was always good but the movies weren't.  I can't think of even one.

What did you mean about the "two dollars"? The Better off Dead reference? Did I put that in a cap or something?  That kid's not Jake gyle, dunno what you meant.

At 12:14am on September 20, 2018, Comedy Whirled said…

"difference between the catholic church and frankenstein" BRILLIANT

At 9:14am on April 7, 2018, VomitFlop said…

Damn near pissed myself at your peanut butter cap. LOL. Fucking greatness!

At 8:15am on February 16, 2018, Mervin97 said…

"We love you spider!!"

At 10:35pm on February 15, 2018, Ian said…

I was hoping Gen X would force-feed their kids Animal House & Garp... 

At 7:14pm on February 3, 2018, Ian said…

Hans' Because of the Cats is a hit.  It would probably gain a bit of traction if some independent filmmaker used it as a theme song for a period film.

At 9:20pm on January 23, 2018, Ian said…

"...air conditioner"  Bravo

At 10:44am on January 9, 2018, KariGrant said…

codzirra. Niiiice.

At 1:40pm on January 2, 2018, KariGrant said…

Thanks, again, Mellow <3

 
 
 

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