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"gee, human heads mounted on a wall are usually creepy.  but giant heads really make me think this guy is a real go getter.  "
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"Even Robin was like... "that's so totally way too gay, batty man." "
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"next trump sticks his finger in the mouth of the man to his left, and connects with the blue collar voter."
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"sir, the midwestern voter needs to steadily see you interact with your children.  no sir, the children do not need to respond to you. -good."
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"trump, seen here giving pretend advice on a chore he himself has never completed, was the last US president.   hail the united socialist states of america."
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Those Were Different Times #367

Those Were Different Times #367

Posted on September 21, 2017 at 4:06pm — 3 Comments

Those Were Different Times #366

Those Were Different Times #366

Posted on September 21, 2017 at 4:04pm — 3 Comments

you don't know shit about pavlov

you don't know shit about pavlov

think you know shit about palvlov, well you don't moron. you're a fucking moron when it comes to pavlov. i'm about to drop some pavlov knowledge on your ass, pay attention. asshole.

you know how your cat starts being all twerky when the can opener starts? pavlov noticed that shit with dogs…

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Posted on August 25, 2017 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Those Were Different Times #365

Those Were Different Times #365

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6. COPPERS CLOBBER RAINBOW ROBBER!

-MacSpruce

5. Same thing happens if you eat too many Skittles.

-Mario!!!

4. The finest wool, from super gay sheep.

-MadAdam

3. "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Ken's ass anymore."

-Ian

2. The Leprechaun was like, "oh hell, you can have me gold, just don't touch me again."

-Rotwang

1. Yes officer, that's the…

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Posted on August 20, 2017 at 12:30am — 19 Comments

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At 11:59am on September 7, 2017, JJJ23 said…

Yeah it's a shame. Lotta good stuff here. If you're a Twin Peaks fan come talk to me about it on my forum post. I'm just trying to make heads or tails out of it.

At 7:32am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

Man, I was working on some kind of Christo/Black is the new orange thing. You beat me to it. Good one, though. Also, Love "so grounded" and "Doc Martins". You're slayin.

At 7:04am on August 25, 2017, MadAdam said…

#keepthehorsepartofthestatue.  Ha! Genius.

At 3:43pm on August 24, 2017, Rotwang said…

No that's actually a great summary.  Yea, I was "aloof". Hell, in real life I'm aloof.  It's like I sort of don't "need" anyone to like me.  And that makes people very nervous. So because of that, my commentary is without bounds.    

Yea man, you hit the nail on the head.  Yea, I was definitely intimidating.  Hell, even my user profile icon is intimidating.  

When I got my featured weblogger week-  everything changed.  My FOD friends list tripled. It was like suddenly I was cool.  All of my snideness- it suddenly became a cool thing to be friends with the local town Satan.  

Thanks man, 

rw

  

At 12:52pm on August 21, 2017, Rotwang said…

Thanks man!  Haha my first ever gold cap that Slant gave me back on FOD was the same joke structure:

"Somewhere there's a stag with a tattoo of a virgin on it's chest"

It's significant because everybody hated Rotwang back then, so I was like, why bother even participating.  And then I got a gold and I was like :D :D :D  Someone likes me!

At 3:22pm on August 17, 2017, JJJ23 said…

This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to music and it was suggesting a bunch of racist shit for me to listen to and I don't want that. Crazy world.

At 3:32pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

oops wrong picture.MadJason_large.jpg

At 3:31pm on July 31, 2017, MadAdam said…

Hey Mellow, remember me? Checkin in after a little hiatus and it's good to see that most of the old gang is still around and razor sharp. Had some big fish to fry in the "real" world one of which was a pesky bout of total liver failure and a transplant but now that that's taken care of I can return to what really matters. Ya know, captioning. Medal count. Crushing my enemies and hearing da lamingtations uff dere vimming and childring. Hey, remember the hat you made for me? I post it from time to time in other situations. Does that mean I owe you some kind of royalty? Do you take Bitcoin? EBT? Homemade household chore coupon book? Oh well, see ya around buddyro.1250.jpg

At 6:32pm on July 7, 2017, Ian said…

"...tip these waiters..."  Nice thinking.

At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

 
 
 

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