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Whiz Kid commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #361
"Ice screams used a cone to melt things and the rest is history"
Sunday
MacSpruce commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
"Hang around by the curb on Wednesday mornings. "
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Mario!!! commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #360
"Grab them by their love handles."
Jul 20
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-17-2017
"supernormal stimulus:  if you need a definition, see everything in this picture."
Jul 17
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"shadowy men on a shadowy planetary banking summit."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"at this point, even putin weighs the pros and cons before associating with trump."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"so when my lawyer met with your son about russian adoption policy, he was too stupid to know i wanted banking restrictions lifted.  is he the, how you say, special child?   he does know read news, did not know mangnisky act happened in us…"
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"holder of blackmail does not shake hands with his blackmail slaves.  is russian way.  ok, this time i make exception, because you look sad, like baby."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"so, funny story, i asked for all the voter data from the 50 states and MOST OF THEM GAVE IT TO ME!  no joke.  also, all the news media is covering are my insipid tweets about joe scarboroough.  so when will my sons be turning…"
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"when magnitsky act repealed, then i shake hand.  we had deal.   i poison dissidents, it's just my thing.  "
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"no it's my hand, and it goes on puppet strings.  bad puppet, i make gestures."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"oh, so putin buys the suits trump makes, that explains why he's so putin friendly, it's just good customer service!"
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"if putin was wearing a ring, i'm sure he would have tried awkwardly to kiss it."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"so, interfering in our elections, invading sovereign nations, giving north korea missle tech, funding cyber attacks, and poisoning dissidents.  i'm sure hillary would have tried to shake his hand too.  "
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-14-2017
"putin wears a trump suit,  and trump wears a putin agenda."
Jul 13
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-08-2017
"are we calling this the breech at the beach scandal?  the sandal scandal?  the flip flop catastrophy?  sandalpocalypse '17?"
Jul 10
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-08-2017
"christy gains a new supporter, a folding chair."
Jul 10
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-08-2017
"as far as political scandals go, this seems to redefine the term "lukewarm"."
Jul 10
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-08-2017
"scandals and sandals can mix, but it feels wrong when they do."
Jul 10
mellowpuma commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-11-2017
"the shadowy men on a shadowy planet meet the blurry women on a blurry peir.  also a dick pic."
Jul 10

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Those Were Different Times #361

Those Were Different Times #361

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:19pm — 26 Comments

Those Were Different Times #360

Those Were Different Times #360

Posted on June 22, 2017 at 1:18pm — 29 Comments

Those Were Different Times #359

Those Were Different Times #359

Results:

and the special I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY.  ANIMATIONS??? award goes to:

-MacSpruce



6. Hey!... My Eyes Are Up Here...

-38chrysler

5. Early female super heroes really got the short…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

Those Were Different Times #358

Those Were Different Times #358

Results:



4. I Like Big Bulbs and I Can Not Lie...

-38shrysler

3. Wow, Those lights are even inflating my inner tube

-Iverneil

2.87. If you were fortunate enough to remove her asbestos bra, you were blinded by her beauty.

2. As she got older, her headlamps were referred to as waistlamps.

-RoadKillHairPiece

1. Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me…

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Posted on April 11, 2017 at 8:30pm — 33 Comments

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At 6:32pm on July 7, 2017, Ian said…

"...tip these waiters..."  Nice thinking.

At 10:06am on April 15, 2017, Rotwang said…

mistakes on a plane

At 5:31pm on April 6, 2017, Ian said…

"...still mad about susuido"    Fantastic.

At 10:27pm on March 25, 2017, MacSpruce said…

... where he was in charge of quality control – the fudge judge, so to speak.

At 3:22pm on March 20, 2017, Rotwang said…

"look at the adorable little feminism".  omg that deserved a silver not a mention.  (Hey you should see a movie called The Red Pill, it's about to come out on DVD soon)

At 7:59am on March 16, 2017, MacSpruce said…

Nice detective work. That 'amusing planet' website is actually pretty, um, amusing.

At 9:07am on March 9, 2017, MacSpruce said…

"welcome to the white house, now if any of you cross me, a blonde widow will cry into the camrea for 5 minutes, and it'll somehow be your fault.  who wants coffie?"

Typos notwithstanding, that is f'ing superb!

At 6:03pm on January 30, 2017, LL Bein said…

The link you sent me is f'dup, but managed to read it anyways.

Still appreciate the sentiment regards,

LL

At 7:45pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

At 7:42pm on December 9, 2016, Ian said…

Doug Jones performed Mac Tonight for 27 spots over three years. In 2013, Doug Jones said that "[T]hat's when my career took a turn that I was not expecting. I didn't know that was a career option. So, the referrals came from there".[3] Mac Tonight's voice was provided by Roger Behr.[4]

 
 
 

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