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mellowpuma left a comment for JJJ23
""bucket of cocks" classic "
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #368
"You're gonna wanna go by the bait shop and get yourself a bucket of cocks."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #369
"People don't talk about the long happy life Debbie built for herself in Dallas."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #369
"She can handle it."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #368
"I think you're swimming up the wrong stream."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #369
"She's looking for a husband with a big hog."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2017
"If they ask to see our leader I'm moving to Mars."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-15-2017
"Look into the camera and say, "that sponge was already in your abdomen!"."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2017
"Dammit, I think I left my phone at home."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2017
"A still from a celebrity drone sex tape."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-18-2017
"We assure there's nothing to worry about. It's not what it looks like. It's just Skynet."
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JJJ23 commented on JJJ23's blog post Trump Bios
"Who's Afraid of Colin Kaepernick?"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-12-2017
"I just watched as my best friend who I'd known for decades died at the hands of his own son. He was gutted, knocked off a bridge into a chasm. There'd of been a ton of blood, but you know, lasers. Sure, I got off a phaser blast, but I…"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-06-2017
"Whoa, he can lift his hands above his head!"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-09-2017
"Hey comrades, I remember this pic! It got the guy round the corner executed!"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-12-2017
"Not the stars wars."
Tuesday

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 30 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.

At 10:23pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, wrote a thing about the early days at fod, what i was thinking  more of an excuse to make fun of myself? idaknow.  you'll get it.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 7:43am on November 10, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Sorry, for being unclear. I included the definition of kakistocracy for the convenience of those who might just be tuning in. I understood that of course you'd already looked it up and appreciated that you were adding on with 'idiocracy'. Both pretty valid descriptions of what we're seeing. Interesting times, as the Chinese slyly put it.

 
 
 

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