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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If Fox "News" is by far the most popular "news" network doesn't that make them mainstream? You know, because of what words mean. Entertainment is not journalism, it's not news. Entertainment is more profitable though,…"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
"I got it all on video man, we're gonna put it  into that media thing we say we hate so much."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-21-2019
"Schools out fools out."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Setting a good example is such fucking virtue signalling. You be bad, be dogshit, then me feel better. Bout me."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
"Double hyphonite, triple sex offender."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399
"...and I'm not looking for, "you look like evil almost Harrison Ford" or other Romarks okay?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-03-2019
"Satan. Please him or harder matresses, bitch."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than Fox on a "News" story."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than balls on a tranny."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than Cosby on a pudding binge."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than Vladimir Putin everywhere."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than Robert Durst in a bathroom."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump is guiltier than OJ curled up in the back of a Bronco."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-06-2019
"Oh I wish, I wish, civilization would just stop!"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-06-2019
"I'd heard coal mining sucks."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-12-2018
"This new Call of Duty game isn't the Call of Duty game you want, but it is the Call of Duty game you deserve. (Duty)"
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Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 9:23am on October 17, 2018, Rotwang said…

Good Grief

At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018, Ian said…

I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks for the work!  At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)

At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Platoon 2  is a riot.

At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Shit you have some serious words there.  Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.

 
 
 

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