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  • United States
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-06-2017
"His wife knows it's not herpes, but wishes it was."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-09-2017
"That dog's great at his job... well I mean, when he's not pacing and peering out the blinds."
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #375
"Hidden track "And Take Your Bitch Ass Too"."
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #374
"The original title was A Guide To Local Whorehouses."
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-12-2017
"Randy, I'm just noticing this now but I think it's very important to tell you right this second. Your boots are really gay."
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-12-2017
"Next let's measure mine."
Thursday
Rotwang left a comment for JJJ23
"support our troops"
Dec 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-06-2017
"They all knew only one of them could take home the keeper of the year award, but even still losing stings. (cause bees.)"
Dec 5
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-03-2017
"Dammit guys! Why'd you give him the "get out of treason free" card?"
Dec 4
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #373
"His junior pastor is Reverend Hordin' Meat."
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
""I wouldn't be caught dead in that!"  #CorpseGottaBeOnPoint"
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-27-2017
"(megaphone) The Internet Exists! That is all."
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #372
"Song 1 "You Kids Are Fucking Annoying, Here's Your Carpet Squares". There's only one song."
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #372
"From the producers of Locked Closet."
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #373
"I always jump right to track 7, "Snake Handlers"."
Dec 1
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-21-2017
"Your carbon footprint is forgiven car, grease be with you."
Nov 29

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 5:25pm on December 6, 2017, Rotwang said…

support our troops

At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017, Ian said…

I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen.  Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.  

At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…

I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from.  So there.  Who's crazy now?!?

At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

 
 
 

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