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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC"There's an invasion at the US-Mexico border! Should I grab some guns and drive down there and start shooting every brown person I see? No? Cause it's a lie? Because the president's on TV lying to the entire country about serious…"
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC"If you start hearing the term National State of Emergency in December and then the president declares a National State of Emergency the following February over the same thing, then just how scared are republicans supposed to pretend to be?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-14-2019"You're the next Drew Barry, and I want more."
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC"Money is the motive, there's no god. Pretend to believe Jesus is god. - the republican party"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-08-2019"We're beginning to get a frequency in now sir! It sounds like "I ain't no hollaback girl, I ain't no hollaback girl." What could this mean!?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-05-2019"If he's not thinking about resigning his wife sure is."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-05-2019"Did Trump say or do some more stupid shit yet to take the focus off me?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-05-2019"Hey, it's Virginia, we're very backwards! I'll probably get more votes next election from this!"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-05-2019"Fine, next time I'll dress as Roman Polanski or Kevin Spacey, cool?"
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC"Walls aren't effective. Trump keeps building his wall of bullshit higher and higher and people keep climbing over it."
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #398"Best janitor based game ever made."
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #399"May the divorce be with you."
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Trump Bios
Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments
Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments
Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
Comment Wall (349 comments)
- At 9:23am on October 17, 2018,
Rotwang said… Good Grief
- At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018,
Ian said… I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!
- At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!
- At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Thanks for the work! At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)
- At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Platoon 2 is a riot.
- At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…
I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously)
Yea like I said I come across as a troll. I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.
And as for this "not mattering". No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise. Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right.
(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)
Cheers,
rw
- At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…
* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving".
- At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…
Well ok let's break this down:
a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll. I'm Rotwang. I get that. (But I'm not.)
b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap. (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean. But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.
c) The movies I like? OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:
Here's my top 10:
Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)
- At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…
Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)
For moral reasons.
(well, IMmoral reasons. )
An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".
Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".
Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right. But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll.
Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,
-Rotwang
- At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…
Shit you have some serious words there. Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.
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