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Despite what it seems, we can end this anytime we want.
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2018"The Horse Shit Whisperer (nod to Jams, respect)"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-17-2018"You're fucked Copperfield, you'll never do magic in this town again. Oh wait, you're Michael Cohen, well you're going to prison."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018"I thought this was a hearing for the head of Facebook, who let in the fish baby from Eraserhead? Oh, I'm sorry mister Zuckerberg."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018"How quickly can we make you president? Could you host a fake game show for a few years? Do you know any pornstars?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-11-2018"Why does no one come to our dry cleaners? Should we get more missiles?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-14-2018"Well, you're likely gonna get "poked", but there will definitely not be anything cute about it."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-05-2018"I think Airbud's gonna score a lot of points tonight. Yeah, I pull for Airbud, that doesn't make me a racist. I think you're a racist cause you don't like him!"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2018"Bear bulimia saves another life, but for how long?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-02-2018"... the way things are going, they're gonna crucify me."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-05-2018"I don't find coyotes ugly at all."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-05-2018"You think you've had a bad day? I'm currently stuck in a Shaggy Dog type body swapping situation."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2018"I'm a Skoal man myself, but Pete loves his kodiak.
I think he fucks that bear. Good guy though."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-27-2018"I think maybe it's time I moved away from Alaska."
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Trump Bios
Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments
Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments
Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
Comment Wall (335 comments)
- At 4:51am on January 1, 2018,
mellowpuma said… yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect. it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.
- At 5:25pm on December 6, 2017,
Rotwang said… support our troops
- At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017,
Ian said… I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often. Wild at Heart, M.D. and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen. Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.
- At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…
I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from. So there. Who's crazy now?!?
- At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…
"bucket of cocks" classic
- At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…
thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.
- At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…
i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker. idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time. yeah i took it down. in hindsight, it's just not that funny.
- At 9:37am on July 21, 2017,
KariGrant said… I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.
- At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…
"Matthew McConaughey impression" Nice!
- At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017,
Iverneil said… Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!
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