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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-25-2018"Knive Turkey (that's almost something)"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-22-2018"Janet's cool and all but she's no Jasper from that Simpson's episode she got this from."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-28-2018"Hey dude, I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by taking out a life insurance policy on you!"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-10-2018"I just heard there was good lookin' women throwing around fir and I raced down."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018"I mean it goes without saying, but none of us are going to this orange idiot or his weird mail order bride's funerals, right?"
JJJ23 commented on Ian's blog post Gremlins 3 (Notes for a proper sequel treatment)"Andrew Dice Clay has popped up in several things over the last few years. I'd like to see him as a Mega-Mogwai and he should have a contemplative sadness in his eyes. At some point he and a fellow Mega-Mogwai played by Artie Lange should have…"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018"And they were like "One of the drones blew up a school." and I was all "For the love of God, what have we become?" Ha ha ha! We're terrible people! Child murderers, all of us."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018"Carter's taken it hard, he's out front drunk, crying, and doing donuts in his pick up. But hey, that's just notorious wildman Jimmy Carter for ya."
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC""Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Yo Momma."
"Yo Momma who?"
"I'm your birth mother, we have a lot to talk about. I'm sorry I was so cavalier before, I really don't know why I said it…"
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC""Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Abbott & Costello's Surveying Service."
"Why haven't you given me a property assessment yet, and also for the bit, Abbott & Costello's Surveying Service…"
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC""Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"A doctor."
"A doctor who?"
"I'm like a British alien or some shit.""
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-04-2018"I think mom's trying to do too much."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-04-2018"I think mom's trying to do to much."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-07-2018"Dad liked y'all way better than these other four."
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Trump Bios
Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments
Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments
Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
Comment Wall (349 comments)
- At 9:23am on October 17, 2018,
Rotwang said… Good Grief
- At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018,
Ian said… I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!
- At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!
- At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Thanks for the work! At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)
- At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…
Platoon 2 is a riot.
- At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…
I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously)
Yea like I said I come across as a troll. I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.
And as for this "not mattering". No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise. Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right.
(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)
Cheers,
rw
- At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…
* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving".
- At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…
Well ok let's break this down:
a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll. I'm Rotwang. I get that. (But I'm not.)
b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap. (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean. But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.
c) The movies I like? OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:
Here's my top 10:
Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)
- At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…
Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)
For moral reasons.
(well, IMmoral reasons. )
An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".
Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".
Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right. But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll.
Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,
-Rotwang
- At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…
Shit you have some serious words there. Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.
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