Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect. it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.
support our troops
I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often. Wild at Heart, M.D. and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen. Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.
I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from. So there. Who's crazy now?!?
"bucket of cocks" classic
thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.
i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker. idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time. yeah i took it down. in hindsight, it's just not that funny.
I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.
"Matthew McConaughey impression" Nice!
Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!