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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-07-2018
"Steve McQueen age 2"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-07-2018
"The Boy Who Fried Wolves"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"He does a rewritten Velvet Underground cover he calls Venus in Furbys. It's still about S&M but in a way that it's clear he's never had sex."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"And mom said I'd never get a audience."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"They call him Furby Handcock."
21 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Here's an idea for republicans to further capitalize on Global Warming/Climate Change. Embrace and spread the idea of the existence of ghosts. Blame everything on ghost farts because protoplasm and such. Start world wide ghost busting business.…"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"I'm worried he's losing his Handel on things. People are beginning to talk about him behind his Bach. If he doesn't improve I think we're going to have to put him in a psych ward. Beethoven."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #379
"Track 7 "Side Of The Face Effects""
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #379
"I got this shirt for free."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #378
"Um, did Chris Cornell really die?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-10-2018
"Cameron's dad is gonna be pissed."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-13-2018
"Come'on man, even Joe Paterno had the decency to drop dead."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-16-2018
"Whether they'll admit it or not, a lot of people just voted for him cause he's a white mantis."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-16-2018
"May the Great Mantis find favor on you and yours in the coming weeks and months and let there be many flies and crickets at your table! Praise him and the infinite wisdom contained within his glued on plastic jewel eyes!"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"This one's called "Keep Your Hands Off My Machine Gun You Liberal Fags", a 1 and a 2 and a burn all of the jews."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-19-2018
"I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor! I'm literally a maniac and a danger to everyone in town!"
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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 4:51am on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect.  it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.

At 5:25pm on December 6, 2017, Rotwang said…

support our troops

At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017, Ian said…

I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen.  Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.  

At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…

I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from.  So there.  Who's crazy now?!?

At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

 
 
 

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