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JJJ23
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  • Spartanburg, SC
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"What's it like to have your country's people's support?"
15 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"I worried about this here where it says, A Part of a Balanced Diet!"
15 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Yes it's true; by that point Dan Druff had been fully stripped of his royal title, but no one could ever take away his talent for picking the perfect moment to check out a great pair of jubbly bubs. Also it should be noted that he knowingly…"
15 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"My jacket's dirty is it? Say you got any money for dinner? No? Cause this is the 40's and no one will hire you? Jacket's lookin' a lot cleaner already itn't it?"
15 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #359
"Oh those are just money bugs baby, now back to that story I was telling about my penis."
15 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"Well, he was a star so I just let him do it!...  Jared, I mean, you know from the Subway ads."
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-23-2017
"Hardcore Pour'n"
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #357
"This word search on the back is just a list of prescription opiates and the phrase "I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU". What do ya suppose that means Bruce? / I told you never to call me Bruce while we're at work you stupid little asshole!"
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Alright honey, I got the antlers attached to my head now run at me real fast and make that honking sound I like."
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Cool, I can finally replace those dismembered breasts I stuck on the front of my car...on second thought I'm gonna need more time to think it over."
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Can I get some with those tiny wipers? "
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"Hmm, I'm rethinking getting one of those dumb car bras."
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-20-2017
"I might very well like The Leftovers if I watched it but I just don't have the time."
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"They called me complicit? So I went on television and made it clear to everyone that I didn't know what that word meant. I'm like, what am I supposed to do? Look at a dictionary? Check the internet? Nah, I'm busy. But I'm boring…"
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"Don't you just hate how male comedy writers can never seem to come up with natural dialogue for women? / You said it right then there that time, sister friend!"
17 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2017
"I know, it's been three months and this is still fucking insane right? "
17 hours ago

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 52 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 30 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.

At 10:23pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, wrote a thing about the early days at fod, what i was thinking  more of an excuse to make fun of myself? idaknow.  you'll get it.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 7:43am on November 10, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Sorry, for being unclear. I included the definition of kakistocracy for the convenience of those who might just be tuning in. I understood that of course you'd already looked it up and appreciated that you were adding on with 'idiocracy'. Both pretty valid descriptions of what we're seeing. Interesting times, as the Chinese slyly put it.

At 8:10pm on November 9, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Weather's fine. Rainy season at its tail end, best time of year about to begin. Great time to start a 4- to 8-year vacation!

(Pardon my Celsius.)

At 9:35pm on August 1, 2016, Ian said…

Gotta throw in Kelly Lynch robbing a drug store of their Viagra supply...

At 6:09pm on July 31, 2016, Ian said…

"Erexorcist" should be a show on AMC starring Jane Lynch.

At 2:31am on April 7, 2016, mellowpuma said…

We're Throwing Bricks At Each Other!

 
 
 

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