"i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker. idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time. yeah i took it down. in hindsight, it's just not that funny."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #365"Yes officer, that's the man I saw leaving the rainbow's apartment."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-19-2017"Mom likes me better!/ She hates both of us!"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2017"Blinded by the light, hair cut like a douche another runner in 2020."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-22-2017"The sky's not falling, but hopefully the bottom falls out."
JJJ23 left a comment for mellowpuma"This is crazy, but I took down my post on your Lives Matter forum thing because I had used the n-word a few times, which I know is always ill advised, but what happened was because of the way the internet works now I went on to youtube to listen to…"
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC"In his first press conference after he takes office I want someone from the press to go, "Yes, President Pence, you're a whore. Response?""
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017"And as you can clearly see here, not touching can't get mad."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-10-2017"It's about time somebody showed the ocean who's boss."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017"Is this the "rant about all your insecurities" meeting?/ No this is the "alt-right white nationalist totally not just a bunch of coward nazis that won't say they're nazis" meeting./ So then, yes?"
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017"How do you guys feel about pacific islanders?
Yeah, well tell your torches. They represent the mixing of cultures you espouse hatred for but have gladly accepted.
You guys are dumb."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017"Would someone escort this woman to the nearest kitchen? She seems to be confused about just what this is."
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 08-13-2017"Hey bro, would you grab me a Coors? (Coors: the official beer of this nonsense)"
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #362"Spoiler Alert: Midway through there's some regret involved"
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Trump Bios
Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.
Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 38 Comments
Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 30 Comments
Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
Comment Wall (329 comments)
- At 4:57am on August 23, 2017,
mellowpuma said… i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker. idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time. yeah i took it down. in hindsight, it's just not that funny.
- At 9:37am on July 21, 2017,
KariGrant said… I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.
- At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017,
Ian said… "Matthew McConaughey impression" Nice!
- At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017,
Iverneil said… Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!
- At 9:51am on March 5, 2017,
VomitFlop said… Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!
- At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…
JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.
- At 10:23pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…
hello, wrote a thing about the early days at fod, what i was thinking more of an excuse to make fun of myself? idaknow. you'll get it.
best wishes, mellopuma
http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country
- At 7:43am on November 10, 2016,
MacSpruce said… Sorry, for being unclear. I included the definition of kakistocracy for the convenience of those who might just be tuning in. I understood that of course you'd already looked it up and appreciated that you were adding on with 'idiocracy'. Both pretty valid descriptions of what we're seeing. Interesting times, as the Chinese slyly put it.
- At 8:10pm on November 9, 2016, MacSpruce said…
Weather's fine. Rainy season at its tail end, best time of year about to begin. Great time to start a 4- to 8-year vacation!
(Pardon my Celsius.)
- At 9:35pm on August 1, 2016, Ian said…
Gotta throw in Kelly Lynch robbing a drug store of their Viagra supply...
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