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JJJ23
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JJJ23 left a comment for Rotwang
"About Jurassic Park, yeah it was now nearly 28 years ago. I was probably 6 when I saw that but I do remember the poacher guy weirdly giving props to that raptor right before it killed him. I also remember it being one of the early things I saw with…"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
"Y'know the difference between a centaur and a senator? One's just a horses ass."
5 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-21-2021
"Engineer? I thought you said we need an engine here. Nah, we just fucked up."
5 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Product idea: Cat leashes! Take your cat for a walk! Cat don't wanna walk? Yank that sumbitch til he gets with program! Do you think dogs wanted to walk on leashes? Cat leashes, show your cat who's boss!"
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Rotwang left a comment for JJJ23
"Clever Girl  Sadly I bet most people who't get the reference, can you believe that was nearly 20 years ago. "
16 hours ago
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-15-2021
"Clever Girl"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
"Oh, there's a mob of Texans threatening my life? I'll be back in a couple weeks to defend their actions."
Friday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-18-2021
"He wouldn't want to get sick and not be able to not do his job."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-19-2021
"Dammit, I'm in a hurry! Honey, get Aquaman on the phone."
Feb 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-28-2021
"Wow, so these are all just deathpools that I have the top odds in?"
Feb 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 02-03-2021
"How bout we make this a "pot" hole, if you know what I'm saying?"
Feb 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-31-2021
"She loves to get shit faced and then watch the birds and get shit faced."
Feb 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-01-2021
"About to be introduced to a different kind of full moon."
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-01-2021
"He's being held on suspicion of Borat."
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2021
"Baking Sofa"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-04-2021
"Rest in Yeast"
Jan 12

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 54 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 6:22am on February 24, 2021, Rotwang said…

Clever Girl 

Sadly I bet most people who't get the reference, can you believe that was nearly 20 years ago. 

At 10:26pm on January 8, 2021, VomitFlop said…

"dais like this" is fucking fantastic!

At 12:21am on August 11, 2020, Ian said…

"...new follower."   Very good.

At 7:48pm on July 10, 2020, Ian said…

"Still not the highest..."   Very funny!

At 2:01pm on June 25, 2020, Rotwang said…

At 9:49pm on April 14, 2020, Ian said…

It only took them 8 years! (SNL, Turtles)

At 4:33pm on April 11, 2020, Rotwang said…

Oh I don't really pay attention to those- I just checked it looks like you me and Mervin were within a point of each other wow.  After slant stopped judging a few years ago I didn't like the new judge so I kinda just loosely throw in a couple entries just to have a dog in the race.  I dunno who the new judge is, Ian won't tell me. cheers

At 2:58am on April 11, 2020, Rotwang said…

haha oh and The Thin Read Line

man you're killing it. if you don't medal there should be an uprising.

At 9:32pm on April 10, 2020, Rotwang said…

Reading Rambo

At 9:42pm on March 24, 2020, MacSpruce said…

Thailand same-same elsewhere, but different. If you’re really interested and have 5 or 10 minutes to kill, you can check out these links for developments as of the 23rd and 24th.  Amusingly, the racist blame casting in Thailand is directed at dirty farang (Caucasian foreigner) tourists.

 
 
 

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