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"I've Never Done Anything Wrong: The Ballad of an Insane Man and the Fools Who Follow Him"
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"How To Get A Farmer To Vote For A Democrat "
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"Getting People to Abandon Their Faith For A Con Man"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Craption Contest 05-18-2019
"You think your mom's bad, mine goes ape shit on me."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2019
"Hey you're part asian, can you get the Chinese to help me out?/ You're a joke."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2019
"This guy died and came back to life! That happened and no ones talking about it! And his brother is some all knowing all seeing God and no ones talking to him about that! That lady back there with the coffee she's got a big ass dragon that we…"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2019
"This guy right here, let me tell you about this guy right here! He's the kind of guy that wouldn't be shaken by seeing a bunch of innocent people slaughtered in front of him, because I'm his good friend and all of my people are…"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-12-2019
"You don't hear a lot of reviews for highways."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #403
"Poor Jenny, the next time a tiny man asks you to look into his fart hole tell him no! Do it again and I'll hit you again."
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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #402
"Well Pam, first you need to step back from your expectation of finding a husband with the head of a cartoon dog and the body of a snake."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2019
"Thanks for the medal man, I'll see you at the next People Beloved By the Worst People Imaginable meeting. I'll be sitting with Bill Cosby, Woody Allen and Cristiano Ronaldo."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-15-2019
"Isn't it awesome not being accountable for anything?"
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"18 holes , 9 pornstars is a home run."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2019
"And then I said "do you take one cream or two!?", and she says, well she, she just was a bear."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-09-2019
"Good luck in the south, I'm not going down there with you all because I don't care about this anymore. Tormund out."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-27-2019
"Lawn Mooer"
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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 50 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 7:21pm on March 21, 2019, blkbwayne said…
Club Natale Wood! Amazing
At 9:23am on October 17, 2018, Rotwang said…

Good Grief

At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018, Ian said…

I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks for the work!  At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)

At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Platoon 2  is a riot.

At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

 
 
 

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