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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-04-2018
"Modern assholes of the city."
Nov 6
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-04-2018
"The #2 train goes through there."
Nov 6
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
""Based on merely my opinions", yes, I don't need other's opinions. I make my own decisions and am responsible for them. Plainly stated Donald Trump, the current president, is the head of the republican party. The republican party…"
Oct 26
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I don't give a good goddamn about some scientists, nor did I mention any. The notion of a hell was created to scare people enough to manipulate them into doing what you want them to(fear mongering), with heaven being a reward for after they do…"
Oct 26
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
""and low, though you may lay down with pornstars, with your wife at home recovering from childbirth, let you be raised up on high to great bigly political status, and it will be good, and the dumb will suck your ass.""
Oct 26
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"But the stuff about rich people having a hard time getting into heaven, the bible says that, while the republicans are currently trying to convince everyone that being rich is what validates a person. And Trump is a fear monger, that's true.…"
Oct 26
JJJ23 commented on 38chrysler's blog post Songs For TayTay...
""His reputation's never been worse so, you must like pee for pee""
Oct 25
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-08-2018
"We're almost there, aren't you excited? And here's where we're keeping your sense of shame."
Oct 25
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-20-2018
"You guys know how to get back to the interstate?"
Oct 25
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I wasn't worried at all about the immigrant caravan, but then Trump said there's some muslims trying to sneak in with them, and not even the cool rich kind of muslims he sells weapons to, but the dangerous explodey kind. Rich does equal…"
Oct 25
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Women who fuck on camera for a living = Women who don't do that - 38chrysler (also Bill Clinton is not the president right now, so there's no reason to be concerned about his actions)"
Oct 24
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Trump on the the Saudis "They buy apartments from me, they spend 40 million, 50 million. Am I supposed to dislike them, I like them very much."  Isn't it great to have a president who can be bought? Isn't it great that the…"
Oct 24
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Isn't it great that there's a president with Donald Trump's balls? You know Vladimir Putin?  Also, isn't it great that the first lady really, really seems like an Eastern European sex slave? Isn't that a good thing?"
Oct 24
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
""Mr. President, you are now supporting Ted Cruz who's father, of course, murdered JFK. Do you now support presidential assassination?""
Oct 23
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 10-14-2018
"We've come to take your beans away."
Oct 22
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 10-20-2018
"Could a had a V8."
Oct 22

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Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 9:23am on October 17, 2018, Rotwang said…

Good Grief

At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018, Ian said…

I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks for the work!  At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)

At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Platoon 2  is a riot.

At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Shit you have some serious words there.  Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.

 
 
 

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