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JJJ23
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Iverneil left a comment for JJJ23
"Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!"
yesterday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-21-2017
"This is what grandparents think about when they hear the word podcasting."
Wednesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-12-2017
"it's Musty, it's Pissy, it's Oddly Familiar,        it's Old People by Calvin Klein"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-15-2017
"I don't know about you guys but my feet are killing me. If I don't find nirvana soon I'm gonna blow the back of my head off with a shotgun, leaving my heroin addict wife to totally fuck up raising my infant daughter. Sorry guys, these…"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"You here a lot about how great Michael Jordan was and his legacy and all, and rightfully so, but I feel like no one ever really gives credit to the person who helped him win so many championships. You know, um, whoever it was that gave Magic Johnson…"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-18-2017
"Pastafarian Baptism, because atheism is about having no higher power based belief system, but we made it annoying as fuck and pointlessly offensive."
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #354
"I swear Johnny, you're the handsomest man in this town populated solely by me, you, that doll you spank all the time, and that cow over there. By the way, I'm leaving you for that cow over there."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #355
"When asked by a group of parents what the "it" that it "does" was 7up responded that they couldn't disclose that information, but that if your child has begun drinking 7up he or she should continue to do so or the…"
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"Your mother's lies."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"When I was a kid my dad told me something about the devil or some shit, but it always seemed wrong.  I don't know, like ground dragons maybe? S'at sound right to you? Alright, then ground dragons."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"Oh fire, here's a book, leave me alone."
Mar 15
JJJ23 left a comment for Iverneil
"Great stuff on those were different times 356, that napalm joke should win."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"It's fueled by my disappointment in you, now eat your fucking hot dogs."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #356
"Am I ever gonna get to see my real dad again?"
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-12-2017
"Far too many people get caught up in being taken to Funkytown without considering the repercussions of what comes after."
Mar 15
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 03-15-2017
"Call'em and tell'em not to let the spaceship leave without us or we'll never get to Buddha Town or whatever the fuck this is."
Mar 15

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JJJ23's Blog

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 30 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

Nipple Blood & Stan

Here's a dumb idea for a TV show, like I've had before. It's about an anthropomorphic vial of blood from someone's nipple and it's pal Stan who's just a man like me and maybe you or that guy, and they're a part time crime fighting duo(they make no attempt to mask themselves in any way). But they both have a barely functioning addiction to crack cocaine. So when they go to fight the crime, say it's a bank robbery, they get there and say to the bank people being held up "Hey, we'll help you… Continue

Posted on November 1, 2011 at 10:59pm — 1 Comment

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At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.

At 10:23pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, wrote a thing about the early days at fod, what i was thinking  more of an excuse to make fun of myself? idaknow.  you'll get it.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 7:43am on November 10, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Sorry, for being unclear. I included the definition of kakistocracy for the convenience of those who might just be tuning in. I understood that of course you'd already looked it up and appreciated that you were adding on with 'idiocracy'. Both pretty valid descriptions of what we're seeing. Interesting times, as the Chinese slyly put it.

At 8:10pm on November 9, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Weather's fine. Rainy season at its tail end, best time of year about to begin. Great time to start a 4- to 8-year vacation!

(Pardon my Celsius.)

At 9:35pm on August 1, 2016, Ian said…

Gotta throw in Kelly Lynch robbing a drug store of their Viagra supply...

At 6:09pm on July 31, 2016, Ian said…

"Erexorcist" should be a show on AMC starring Jane Lynch.

At 2:31am on April 7, 2016, mellowpuma said…

We're Throwing Bricks At Each Other!

At 6:38pm on March 8, 2016, Slant said…

Hey man!  Good to hear from you.  That's more of a question for Ian, he's the site's Editor-in-chief.  I just handle my silly caption contest shenanigans. 

 
 
 

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