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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Gary misunderstood all the people he heard whispering the word "douche" as they walked away from him."
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"Assure them their absurd paradise lives will continue unaffected."
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"If there's no pain give us a wink."
Sunday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-14-2018
"- Give More Thought To Who You Vote For Next Time"
Sunday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"I need the money up front then I'll ride with you guys to the honey pot."
Jan 11
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Scrotoscope...Dickoffatron...Thirdjokeometer."
Jan 11
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Whirled 01-11-2018
"Alright, we have a grip on the stick and once we get it out of there you should be much more loose and willing to party."
Jan 10
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-21-2017
"Pilly Ponka"
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-27-2017
"Do the Hokey Pokey and then turn your lives around."
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"Yeah, I'm ChristopherRobbin89."
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-05-2018
"You the guys I talked to on comedywhirled?"
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"Look at him go! That Ching's a real fishhead! Wait, what'd I say? His name is Ching, and this isn't the first time I've seen him eat fish. Also, he's a terrible driver."
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-08-2018
"Fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin', just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me baby.…"
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"What's my plan for stopping Godzilla you ask? Giant magnifying glass. You're welcome."
Jan 7
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-15-2017
"Get out to as many auditions as you can now!"
Jan 2
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-18-2017
"Fuckin' Geico."
Jan 2

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 4:51am on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect.  it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.

At 5:25pm on December 6, 2017, Rotwang said…

support our troops

At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017, Ian said…

I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen.  Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.  

At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…

I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from.  So there.  Who's crazy now?!?

At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

 
 
 

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