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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-16-2018
"Well, let's eat the old!"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #386
"Yeah, because of the devil, the Canadian devil, but still."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-16-2018
"You guys wanna go control world government?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-13-2018
"Buck the System"
Monday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-16-2018
"Fuckin' bars close too early."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-04-2018
"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Squish"
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JJJ23 left a comment for AKAAB
""Nice haircut, Samson" is pretty great. Got my vote."
Sunday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-13-2018
"West Virginia, country roads, eatin' roadkill, voting for treasonists, take me home..."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-28-2018
"Sit here and continue being weird as shit."
Jul 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-01-2018
"Sadly his allergic reaction fell on deaf ears and that balloon later died. So yeah, think about that."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-10-2018
"Got a lot on his mind."
Jul 12
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #386
"Well, this is just as it was advertised."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-07-2018
"The Thin Blue Line Dance"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-04-2018
"Don't Tread On Me!"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 07-04-2018
"Turns out there's a statute on that statue."
Jul 11
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #386
"Full lyrics: "It's cold, we're drunk, some of us speak French, goodnight then.""
Jul 10

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Shit you have some serious words there.  Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.

At 11:00pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

oooohhhhh I see now.... about Magnolia... ok hold on yea hold on....

At 10:59pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Woa woa!! What?  Clue me in- what did I say?  (Believe it or not I've never trolled ever. what did I say?)  

At 7:37am on June 7, 2018, Rotwang said…

Magnolia is the second worst movie ever made. 

At 8:36pm on June 6, 2018, Ian said…

John C. will end up with an Oscar or two by the time he's 80.  Magnolia has so much in it that's useful, a rare film indeed.  Aimee Mann & Supertramp propel it to many top 100 lists.

At 4:51am on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect.  it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.

 
 
 

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