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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-14-2018
"What do we want?/ The list is too long! When do we want it?/ It's already to late!"
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If anyone needs me I'll be outside the church of scientology selling Tupac Is Alive And Gay In Space t-shirts."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If anyone needs me I'll be outside the white house selling My Jesus Loves Porn t-shirts."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If anyone needs me I'll be outside Bonaroo in a few weeks selling Woodstock's Over Hippie! t-shirts."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If anyone needs me I'll be outside the abortion clinic selling Yo Mama So Fat t-shirts."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-17-2018
"Ash vs Evil Alive"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-17-2018
"#NeroMyHero"
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If anyone needs me I'll be outside the UFC fight selling Can't We All Just Get A Bong t-shirts."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I've finally built up the confidence to fart in my psychiatrist's mouth."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2018
"Hey, I was wondering, do you not lick your own butthole clean?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2018
"Could I get my check in advance this month? You don't have any friends do you?"
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-14-2018
"I no a few folks who'd like to give this president the bird! (ha ha ha, totalitarianism)"
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 04-26-2018
"More like a hole in two! (now what does that mean)"
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-11-2018
"I was told there'd be crudites? (give me that win, y'all know crudites is a funny word!)"
Thursday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-14-2018
"This administration... is for the birds! (rimshot) No, but we've stopped valuing the truth so our country is dead and rotting. (second rimshot)"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2018
"Coffee, man, coffee. Maybe cocaine, but yeah, coffee."
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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 4:51am on January 1, 2018, mellowpuma said…

yeah, the new twin peaks is a head scratcher, but that's what we've come to expect.  it'd be kinda disappointing if we didn't have to dig like a mofo for the answers.

At 5:25pm on December 6, 2017, Rotwang said…

support our troops

At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017, Ian said…

I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen.  Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.  

At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…

I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from.  So there.  Who's crazy now?!?

At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

 
 
 

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