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Ian left a comment for JJJ23
"I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen. …"
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JJJ23 left a comment for Ian
"The Twin Peaks Return is only worth it if you're way into the original and all things Lynch, and even still just barely. It's very strange how he uses the returning cast members particularly Sherilyn Finn."
Saturday
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #370
"Neither willingly participated in this album, they were made to come. (oh no)"
Nov 16
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post is this noun description? #1
"I did see it in the Dodgers dugout."
Nov 16
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-09-2017
"We just made a sheep eat pussy y'all!"
Nov 16
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-12-2017
"Keeps requesting Jodie Foster."
Nov 16
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-15-2017
"With such clear powerful messages about gun control we'll all be completely safe when the bombs drop."
Nov 16
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post is this noun description? #1
"Pitch Hunt"
Nov 14
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-12-2017
"The Perks of Being A Wallfeeder"
Nov 12
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post is this noun description? #1
"I once heard it claim to be 100% white even though that's visibly not true."
Nov 12
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post is this noun description? #1
"It balked at going to the resistance rally with me."
Nov 12
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post is this noun description? #1
"Seams like it."
Nov 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"China's been raping our economy for years and they've done a great job of it, it's really admirable how they've raped us. Why won't those rapists help us with North Korea?"
Nov 10
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #371
"If you play it backwards Grace and Wilbur didn't waste their lives on bullshit."
Nov 9
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #370
"They don't call them McNeely's for nothing. It's their last name, and they were raped. It's an awful thing."
Nov 9
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 11-06-2017
"It can be hard to know when you're too drunk to drive. It can also be very easy to know."
Nov 9

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

Continue

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 8:20pm on November 17, 2017, Ian said…

I've followed Lynch since Eraserhead and used to quote lines from Blue Velvet way too often.  Wild at Heart, M.D.  and all things Twin Peaks are still more interesting and entertaining than 98% of anything else on any screen.  Lynch's scenes with C.K. caused more laughing fits than anything before or since.  

At 1:25pm on November 8, 2017, Ian said…

I did the Chinatown thing there because all the Jurassic Park dinos are female and all share the same base DNA from whatever mosquito they extracted it from.  So there.  Who's crazy now?!?

At 7:52am on October 19, 2017, mellowpuma said…

"bucket of cocks" classic 

At 11:10am on September 7, 2017, mellowpuma said…

thank you, feels like we're writing in a vacuum here sometimes.

At 4:57am on August 23, 2017, mellowpuma said…

i got super drunk and ... apparently thought i was a brilliant political thinker.  idaknow, it seemed like a good idea at the time.  yeah i took it down.  in hindsight, it's just not that funny.

At 9:37am on July 21, 2017, KariGrant said…

I mean, clearly, perfect. Bravo.

At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.

 
 
 

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