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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"Somebody needs some Welch's grape juice. Welch's mother fucker! Drench into the balls!"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"Chill the fuck out! Me and the other dads haven't even placed our bets yet."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-18-2019
"Hey kids, have you seen those ads for prescription pills that can make your dick rot off? It's like what can't they legally sell you? Well this is one of those ads, carry on."
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JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"What if you just ransomed the country for a month?"
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-15-2019
"If you can't beat'em, well yeah, just beat'em."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-12-2018
"This Frasier reboot is fucking gritty."
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-09-2018
"This is a movement I could really get behind. (golf swing)"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-12-2018
"They said the chicken would come first! They said the chicken would come first!!!"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 01-12-2018
"Eggo Hey, have some waffles next time."
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Hooked on Phonics really are a more better way to learn to write bigly good. (enjoy your social security socialists)"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Also someone saying things like "the fences around private communities or the walls of a house are the same as a thousands of miles long border wall between countries", yeah things like that are intentionally misleading. It's called…"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"The "Germans" who went into Poland and France where fucking nazis. Any nazi you see supports Donald Trump and a lot of them are in this country now! Stupid! Supporting Donald Trump is standing with nazis. And also ,duh! Now try and tell me…"
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"They have a name for people who confuse the structural walls of homes with big ass waste of time and money, ineffective political props... they call them Fucking Morons."
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If I could convince you that Coke was going to rape you and your family to death would you drink Pepsi? Probably so."
Jan 12
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"Donald Trump hasn't declared a national state of emergency yet, but don't worry he'll let you know when you're supposed to be really scared. So stay tuned republicans and you'll be instructed the exact moment you should shit…"
Jan 11
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 12-31-2018
"This is a cease and desist order from a man named Ralph Kramden."
Jan 6

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Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 47 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 36 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 9:23am on October 17, 2018, Rotwang said…

Good Grief

At 2:20pm on August 24, 2018, Ian said…

I stole that one from Jack Handey's DEEP THOUGHTS!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Excuse me, I'm actually under par by 2 strokes if it were a standard par 72 layout!

At 9:57pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Thanks for the work!  At least we're both shooting par for 9 holes. (You would be playing a par-3 course of course)

At 7:51pm on July 23, 2018, Ian said…

Platoon 2  is a riot.

At 12:49pm on June 14, 2018, Rotwang said…

I love how opinionated you are!! (seriously) 

Yea like I said I come across as a troll.  I signed up to be Rotwang so I can't exactly complain, right.

And as for this "not mattering".  No I actually think it does because we might change each other's opinion as an exercise.  Well or hell- just recommending something to see can be valuable, right. 

(Oh and I actually haven't seen the magnolia poster, just fyi.)

Cheers,

rw

At 8:09am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

* oh oops I meant "stupid movie", not "stupid moving". 

At 8:08am on June 12, 2018, Rotwang said…

Well ok let's break this down:  

a) like I said, I definitely come across as a troll.  I'm Rotwang.  I get that. (But I'm not.)

b) The shape of the magnolia flower is a bunch of circles that overlap.  (hence; venn diagrams.) And every character has something in common with every other character, you see what I mean.  But I don't like it, it's a stupid moving, IMHO.  

c) The movies I like?  OK sure, thanks for asking. (Not being sarcastic) Ok here:

Here's my top 10:

Mad Max Road Warrior
Aliens Director's Cut
Fight Club
Spinal Tap
The Red Pill (Cassie Jaye)
Leon the Professional (aka "The Cleaners")
Clockwork Orange
Girl Next Door (2004)
Groundhog Day
Triangle (2009)



At 11:18pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Um ok the worst movie is "Frailty". (Bill Paxton, Matthew McConaughey, 2001.)

For moral reasons.

(well, IMmoral reasons. )

An interesting thing that if you insult someone's religion (or lack thereof) (as it does) it's like; people ape-shit nuclear. I haaaate that movie. I'm ape-shit nuclear about "Frailty".  

Well and as for Magnolia- it's so overrated. Yea I got the flower reference right away. Venn diagrams. It's a trick- it makes people think they're sooooo smart when they figure that out. That's the "trick". I write screenplays for fun. Google for "I see what you did there owl".

Believe it or not I'm not a troll, you mr. desperately swearing man. But hey, I signed to be Rotwang. So hey I can't complain, right.  But I'm not, nor have I ever been, a troll. 

Hey how's that for a thorough answer. Did my best,

-Rotwang

At 11:01pm on June 10, 2018, Rotwang said…

Shit you have some serious words there.  Even for rotwang that's harsh, man.

 
 
 

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