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JJJ23
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  • VomitFlop
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  • We'reAllGonnaDie!
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JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"Psst, Mr. President, now would be a good time to freely offer up some government secrets."
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"The Globe Rotters"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 06-20-2017
"So what are we going to do about this Bond character?"
Tuesday
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"The success of the new Wonder Woman movie got me thinking, there needs to be more films with strong leading roles for women. Also, and perhaps most importantly, there's a lot money to be made! So my idea is for a movie called Wander Woman.…"
Jun 8
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2017
"What would you want a koala lamp for? Is this really Malaysia, and also, does this count as an orgy?"
Jun 8
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017
"The reports of my mental health's demise are bigly fake news!"
Jun 8
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-08-2017
"May the force be whiffin' you!"
Jun 8
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"I was gonna get me one of those fidget spinners to give me something to do to help me quit smoking, but then I remembered cellphones exist, and alcoholism and drug addiction and masturbation and twiddling my thumbs and talking to people and…"
May 23
JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #358
"I'm bad at picking up signals, could you turn on a blinker?"
May 19
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017
"Safety first and second and third and fourth and fifth and sixth and seventh is ties, then eighth is safety again and ninth..."
May 19
JJJ23 commented on GOZER's page OPEN MIC
"If you enjoy eating worms, berries and beetles and your nest consists of grass, paper, and feathers smeared with mud then... you might just be a red breasted robin."
May 19
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017
"Insecure? Psshhh! I don't think I could get more secure! But I am gonna have to ask you to leave."
May 15
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-02-2017
"How do we get the "sup" out?"
May 15
JJJ23 commented on Comedy Whirled's page Caption Contest 05-05-2017
"Bunker is where the heart is. Specifically in that white cooler back there."
May 15
JJJ23 commented on JJJ23's blog post Trump Bios
"Women, Tall Buildings, Golf Courses and Other Things To Own"
May 15
JJJ23 commented on JJJ23's blog post Trump Bios
"I Did It Without You: Fucking Over the People Who Helped You "
May 15

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JJJ23's Blog

Trump Bios

Titles for unauthorized biographies on Donald Trump.

Posted on April 7, 2017 at 12:01pm — 53 Comments

Who's Weirder?

Tom Cruise or Kristen Stewart?

Posted on January 21, 2013 at 10:00pm — 14 Comments

Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…

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Posted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 30 Comments

Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments

You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.

Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments

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At 10:30pm on April 20, 2017, Ian said…

"Matthew McConaughey impression"   Nice!

At 4:55pm on March 24, 2017, Iverneil said…

Thanks my friend, many of your caps have been my favorites over the years!

At 9:51am on March 5, 2017, VomitFlop said…

Holy shit, "All his files are encrypted." is freaking amazing. Nice!

At 7:28pm on January 20, 2017, mellowpuma said…

JJJ23- if i remember it right, you got there a few months before the changes started, so you got there at the height of it being pretty cool. yeah, Amy4Birds was a straight up killer. kind of an odd combination of dry wit and explosive blueness. miss er plenty. but the dude abides.

At 10:23pm on January 18, 2017, mellowpuma said…

hello, wrote a thing about the early days at fod, what i was thinking  more of an excuse to make fun of myself? idaknow.  you'll get it.

best wishes, mellopuma

http://comedywhirled.com/profiles/blogs/memories-of-the-old-country

At 7:43am on November 10, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Sorry, for being unclear. I included the definition of kakistocracy for the convenience of those who might just be tuning in. I understood that of course you'd already looked it up and appreciated that you were adding on with 'idiocracy'. Both pretty valid descriptions of what we're seeing. Interesting times, as the Chinese slyly put it.

At 8:10pm on November 9, 2016, MacSpruce said…

Weather's fine. Rainy season at its tail end, best time of year about to begin. Great time to start a 4- to 8-year vacation!

(Pardon my Celsius.)

At 9:35pm on August 1, 2016, Ian said…

Gotta throw in Kelly Lynch robbing a drug store of their Viagra supply...

At 6:09pm on July 31, 2016, Ian said…

"Erexorcist" should be a show on AMC starring Jane Lynch.

At 2:31am on April 7, 2016, mellowpuma said…

We're Throwing Bricks At Each Other!

 
 
 

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