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JJJ23 commented on mellowpuma's blog post Those Were Different Times #174: The Drunken Consultationabration!"Featuring the hit "You Gotta Move Out Or Stop Eatin', Your Choice"."
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Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 5:18pm — 31 Comments
Non Compliments and Backhanded Compliments
You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
Posted on November 18, 2011 at 11:40pm — 13 Comments
Nipple Blood & Stan
Here's a dumb idea for a TV show, like I've had before. It's about an anthropomorphic vial of blood from someone's nipple and it's pal Stan who's just a man like me and maybe you or that guy, and they're a part time crime fighting duo(they make no attempt to mask themselves in any way). But they both have a barely functioning addiction to crack cocaine. So when they go to fight the crime, say it's a bank robbery, they get there and say to the bank people being held up "Hey, we'll help you… Continue
Posted on November 1, 2011 at 10:59pm — 1 Comment
Elvis Clone DDS and Snake Dreams
Ok here's two new stupid ideas I had for TV shows. The first is called Elvis Clone DDS. It's a show about a clone of Elvis Presley (fat old Elvis) who is a dentist by day and by night he works as a hotel clerk at a place called The Heartbreak Hotel (but not the one you're thinking of). He's got a friend that works with him at the dentist office who may or may not secretly be Sammy Davis Jr. Over the course of the show's run the two begin a gay relationship. At some point in the show it is…
ContinuePosted on July 3, 2011 at 1:07pm — 2 Comments
Comment Wall (248 comments)
- At 2:24pm on May 9, 2012,
theDIRTYmidget.© said… “I just knew Francis Bean Cobain would turn out normal.”
H i l a r i o u s !!!!! xo♥∞.
- At 10:14pm on April 16, 2012,
toofpick said… Thank you. I've been missing this site. I liked your set up with pick up lines.
- At 3:43pm on April 15, 2012,
Iverneil said… "Nothing Compares To Me" hahahahaha!!!!
- At 3:11pm on April 13, 2012,
DonnieBrasco u cock-o said…
Whassup bro?? Long time no talk..how ya been? You keeping up with Clemson spring football?
- At 8:02pm on March 24, 2012,
Slant said… Baylor getting there and losing to OSU is my only shot winning. Love that lil' point guard they have.
- At 7:41pm on March 24, 2012, Slant said…
My bracket has Ohio State beating Baylor in the final...I still have a shot at 3 Final 4 entries if UNC makes it.
- At 3:38pm on March 19, 2012, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
“... they cancelled Awesome Show.” That’s tragic news to me. I had no idea. Were you aware of their movie? (I keep forgetting to check U-verse® again to see if they have it On Demand.) You’ve ruined my day (Ha-ha!). Did I tell you my niece once saw T&E live in Texas? xo♥∞.
- At 4:05pm on March 17, 2012, theDIRTYmidget.© said…
Were you the person who asked me. a long time ago, if Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule had been cancelled? New episodes start Sunday at 12:30 am ET! Huzzah! http://www.adultswim.com/schedule/index.html
(Also, here’s is a choice cut from T&EAS,GJ!) xo♥∞.
- At 8:54pm on March 15, 2012,
Ian Renga said… It's right here on Blu ray. It's great to watch it numerous times just to catch all the subliminal references he puts in the frame.
- At 7:42pm on March 15, 2012,
KariGrant said… DOMINOES!!!HAHAHahahahahah!
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