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VomitFlop left a comment for jellybean13" don't think could ever complain about a female sporadically masturbating in my presence. Haha. A bit astonished? Certianly. I'd just probably assume the poor thing is blind & unaware of her present company.
That…"
jellybean13 left a comment for VomitFlop"Masturbating is messier however talking requires me to stop masturbating..... other people seem uncomfortable when I masturbate during conversations.lol Who would've thought that?"
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Narcissism Masturbation
"LMAO!Now that is taking self love to another level!At least u can tell women when they complain about u falling asleep on them that u fall asleep on urself after some "self loving"."
VomitFlop left a comment for jellybean13"Superjail is INDEED the bomb diggity! =P I am one of those that prefer the far more maniacal first season where the ultraviolence montages were a lot more complex & surreal & there was nary any character development or plot of any kind to be…"
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If I Ruled the World
If I ruled the world what would it be like? Well for starters all woman would have to get larger breast.That way all women could keep a mans attention.Even though they may not be listening at least it would seem like it.I would legalize weed. Weed is good. No need to expalin any farther.I would make a device that would go into everybody's ass that would produce a sweet fragrance every time someone farted. No more blame game!… Continue
Posted on January 25, 2011 at 6:49am — 2 Comments
If I Were a Guy
If I were a guy what would I do? Ladies have you ever ask yourself this? Well I have thought long and hard about this (long and hard lol). Well not really it just came to me.
I would scratch my balls. It's man code for I'm man hear me roar! I would yell dirty things at hot girls…
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- At 12:09pm on August 10, 2011, VomitFlop said…
don't think could ever complain about a female sporadically masturbating in my presence. Haha. A bit astonished? Certianly. I'd just probably assume the poor thing is blind & unaware of her present company.
That eloquent quote comes (pun not necessarily intended ;P) from the magnicent band Our Lady Peace. The song: "Happiness & The Fish".
Let's see if I can embed this properly. Here's to hoping:
- At 2:28pm on July 25, 2011,
RockyDanz said… - HI there--thank you for checking in! I have a new girlfriend who is, uhmm, quite adorable and active. Life is good. I hope you are doing ok? Love your page!
- At 1:09pm on June 27, 2011, VomitFlop said…
Superjail is INDEED the bomb diggity! =P I am one of those that prefer the far more maniacal first season where the ultraviolence montages were a lot more complex & surreal & there was nary any character development or plot of any kind to be found most of the time. I liked Season 2 & there were a few standout episodes that were AWESOME, but nothing like the prior season. Still, I remain a fan. If I had any computer savvy whatsoever, I'd attempt to adorn my profile with all manner of Superjail madness. But alas, I can just barely eek out a few silly lines as it is, for the contests. I just started zeroing on people's random pics, cause I was bored. Haha. Hope they don't mind. Otherwise, I may continue in doing so. Who knows? You got a nice set-up here & a fairly decent photo gallery as well as a fully stocked music player. Nice! Christ, I don't know if I could EVER choose just merely 100 songs. LOL. Never mind, assume that anybody would actually just be willing to sit there & listen to it all. Anyway, sorry for the rambling. It's a sickness of mine & why I don't blog (despite giving it a try, elsewhere...). Wouldn't wanna bore the people to death.
Peace
- At 3:18am on June 23, 2011,
bigjas said… what happened to your facebook account,you've dissapeared ?
- At 7:59pm on April 19, 2011,
Ryan said… It has been a while, huh?
Do you know anyone "here" who might like weed?
- At 4:57pm on April 7, 2011,
croftonbuddy said… Did you know that the human female is the only animal with enlarged mammary glands when not in a gestational period?
Why you may ask? So that tens of thousands of years ago, while our ancestors were on the Savanna, a male could tell from a distance that he was looking at a female.
Henceforth: Evolution provided women with breasts for men to look at.
End of story.
Cheers from Vancouver Island!
- At 7:34pm on April 5, 2011,
Ian Renga said… - Both at the same time is the order of the day.
- At 3:06pm on April 5, 2011,
Willow Skylor said… - Hi how are you? Thanks for your comments on my pics.
- At 8:39am on April 5, 2011,
JJJ23 said… - Thanks alot for checking out my stupid blog! Super cool page you've got here.
- At 8:30pm on April 2, 2011, Ian Renga said…
- sex and/or doobage?
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